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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
How would you like to see front-row 720p fancam footage of a BJW Light Tube deathmatch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pPHtmGIzk

Of course you would. Towards the end you can see shards of glass and gobs of blood flying off their bodies as they chop one another in the chest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDWlN3r31EY
^Some misc matches from the same card.

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Feb 4, 2013

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


was expecting Sting instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwKTa_Baewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwKTa_Baew

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGC5oMICH8U

Prepare to loving cringe.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
How the hell is that a shoot? They're not wrestlers.

I made it 45 seconds in to the point where they had choreographed a chant.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Generic CAW posted:

How the hell is that a shoot? They're not wrestlers.

I made it 45 seconds in to the point where they had choreographed a chant.

This was in the early days of IWC video reviews and poo poo when everything was called a "shoot".

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
You know WWE should let their wrestlers do this more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgMWgCk1p8M old promo, but its so :stare: because you realize how much Michael McGuillicutty has improved in 2012.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

achillesforever6 posted:

You know WWE should let their wrestlers do this more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgMWgCk1p8M old promo, but its so :stare: because you realize how much Michael McGuillicutty has improved in 2012.

Every Perfect Jr. needs to finish with him speeding away on a 4-wheeler

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Psst. Hey dickheads. Marks aren't part of the show.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

God Of Paradise posted:

Psst. Hey dickheads. Marks aren't part of the show.

Wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwhT0aM2iPw

(Brad Maddox entered through the crowd)

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Do you smell what Flex Kavana is cooking?

Memphis vs. WWF <-- It's like an alternate universe.

Wally George vs. XPW

Jubs fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Feb 5, 2013

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

God Of Paradise posted:

Psst. Hey dickheads. Marks aren't part of the show.

They recorded that in 2007 and probably wish they hadn't. As a matter of fact I'm pretty sure the original poster of the video made one a few months later acknowledging how stupid it was. I was really active in the YouTube wrestling community back then, which is how I remember.

LanceBurrito
Jan 6, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Q5fjqu39M

For Mark Henry's return. He was outstanding all match on commentary, but this was my favorite.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mark Henry is the best trash-talker in history :allears:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
This is a better Mark Henry moment. Shut the gently caress up, Cole, Henry could literally break you in half.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCuG6thItE

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I freakin love the Mountie

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-mounties-wwe-introductory-video-26036243

Psybro
May 12, 2002

VogeGandire posted:

Mark Henry is the best trash-talker in history :allears:

I remember him screaming "YOU BREATHE WHEN I SAY!" at Face Punk in a great match on RAW last year, he loving ruled in that.

I was inspired to look for this by seeing a video about DDP's yoga program, and holy God I loved Heyman on commentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYYgcXKmqs

RAW opening with Heyman ranting at JR for like a whole minute straight, it's hilarious.

Psybro fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Feb 8, 2013

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The pop Page gets there just makes you wanna shake your head at how badly he was misused in WWE.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



My Holy Grail in WWE clips that I need to see again is when the Mountie was on Prime Time Wrestling and they had him do a musical number with Stephanie that ended in Mountie losing his composure and screaming at her.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Double posting, but... yeah. I think this is worth it.

A mannequin of Black Dynamite teaches Roddy Piper manners.

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



Gavok posted:

Double posting, but... yeah. I think this is worth it.

A mannequin of Black Dynamite teaches Roddy Piper manners.

This may be one of the best wrestling clips of all time.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Gavok posted:

Double posting, but... yeah. I think this is worth it.

A mannequin of Black Dynamite teaches Roddy Piper manners.

In related videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2MlGsM3C88 Black Dynamite teaches Roy Nelson and John Hennigan about acting.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.
The old Survivor Series openers ruled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71LWWiQsX8

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

BillyMays posted:

The old Survivor Series openers ruled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71LWWiQsX8

Vince screaming wrestlers names was a big part of my childhood.

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
This Th3rd person is pretty good. He's like a WWE Truck monkey who uploads to youtube in his spare time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b6G6Bp05Qw

Also he makes me want to actually watch TNA.

Should I watch TNA?

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Joke Answer: Never Watch TNA

Real Answer: You *SHOULD* watch anything with A-Double, because he's loving awesome.
FOR INSTANCE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRqtCiK8O0M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ggF5UJE34c


But this also gives me a very valid excuse to reiterate how awesome Th3rd is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWqwNMAMt8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rz38IwXKG0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqfOPQPj2uU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAaq9t8UfIk

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

BillyMays posted:

The old Survivor Series openers ruled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71LWWiQsX8

I forgot that the entire PPV used to be nothing but Survivor Series matches.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Botchamania 223:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FuzabDTOtc

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

BillyMays posted:

The old Survivor Series openers ruled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71LWWiQsX8

This is legit awesome.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?
I still get a kick out of watching this segment-- the gist was that Cena had a match against ... someone or other, with the stipulation being that if Cena (then still in Rapper!Cena mode) lost, he would have to get his mouth washed out with soap, but if Cena won, then Smackdown GM Paul Heyman would get his mouth washed out with soap.

Cena won, of course, and when Heyman tried to hightail it to avoid retribution... well... just watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiMjX-dfxqw

It's how much fun Cena was having the pain cranked on Heyman that makes it. Plus Heyman's acting, of course.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Desumaytah posted:

This Th3rd person is pretty good. He's like a WWE Truck monkey who uploads to youtube in his spare time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b6G6Bp05Qw

Also he makes me want to actually watch TNA.

Should I watch TNA?

Between April and August of last year, TNA had the best wrestling product on television. Lockdown, Sacrifice, Slammiversary, Destination X and Hardcore Justice were all fantastic PPVs. The company tried some neat concepts that ended up working like Championship Thursday, the wrestling was top notch and even Hulk Hogan was a good GM. That angle between Roode and Aries was off the charts on how great it was executed. You really didn't know going in who would win because all year it felt like a foregone conclusion that Roode was going to face Storm at Bound for Glory for the TNA World Title and Austin Aries push just felt surreal like you were expecting the rug to be pulled at any minute.

It was at Hardcore Justice they decided to take the Aces and Eights storyline from bikers attacking Hogan and Sting to an invasion storyline and that's when the company also decided to have Jeff Hardy win the Bound For Glory series and eventually beat Aries at Bound For Glory. Austin Aries had an inexplicable heel turn the Impact before Bound For Glory and all of these things flushed TNA's momentum down the drain.

Since then the product feels exactly how it did around this same time last year before TNA had their positive streak. Only instead of Garrett Bischoff: Future of Wrestling we got Brooke Hogan: Poor Man's Stephanie McMahon. Also instead of constant Sting main events we have Jeff Hardy shoved down our throats.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

That bit with the reversed themes is the funniest bit in ages. I was dying, totally unexpected.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND2wwUqi9Xk

WWE just uploaded this. Cena vs Orton in OVW, Orton's last match. Just a funny point when you consider, in ten years, where both of them would be.

Mr_Zombie
Mar 27, 2011

YouTube ended up recommending this based on what I've been watching and I got a kick out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuA6vLPc48

It's a game show where Celebrities have silly things done to them in a library and they have to stay as quiet as possible.

Featuring Dolph Ziggler, Chris Masters, Trent Barreta, Caylen Croft, JTG and Curt Hawkins.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Dolph giving the kid batting tips gets me every time.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That bit with the reversed themes is the funniest bit in ages. I was dying, totally unexpected.

That match at the end killed me. The commentary was fun. That being said, it always makes me sad when I see the guys having to do work in a gym and whatnot. It just feels depressing and I want better for them and the sport.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND2wwUqi9Xk

WWE just uploaded this. Cena vs Orton in OVW, Orton's last match. Just a funny point when you consider, in ten years, where both of them would be.

I've seen one or two old OVW matches, and the fact that the ring is right up against a wall just bugs the poo poo out of me. Also Excalibur and I assume Dino Winwood just tearing the poo poo out of that handicap match, and mostly Teddy Hart & Crew, had me dying.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I wish Excalibur could commentate everything ever. He always has me in loving stitches laughing.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

I've seen one or two old OVW matches, and the fact that the ring is right up against a wall just bugs the poo poo out of me. Also Excalibur and I assume Dino Winwood just tearing the poo poo out of that handicap match, and mostly Teddy Hart & Crew, had me dying.

I think that's Disco Machine on commentary with Excalibur, and that match is the best bit on Botchamania in ages

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
OSWreview: Survivor Series 1991

WrestleMania VII

I wish I had found these guys sooner. They hilariously recap old PPV's with accompanying video. I can't imagine the time it took to make these.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I've been plugging OSWReview for ages on here, glad to see someone else has discovered them.

And in honour of your finding them, all of them up to Survivor Series '89. They've having issues with WWE blocking all their videos on youtube, but Dailymotion seem OK as a repository.

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