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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
"Why not make a real action movie with fighting and explosions? Your art seems violent"

"FINE I'LL TRY IT"

Becomes billionaire movie tycoon, copycats struggle to flood media to get a piece of the action, society collapses, federation hunts them down again and threatens to wipe out humanity

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Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

I'm starting to wonder if this is another planet similar to The Most loving Awesome Planet Ever, in that the males of the species go to extreme lengths to keep their wives in check. If gender change really is brought on by success, then it would make sense for Drill Hinge to employ such tactics as say, rigged comedy analysis machines and bunk movies with fake box office statistics.

Cardinal Ximenez
Oct 25, 2008

"You could call it heroic responsibility, maybe," Harry Potter said. "Not like the usual sort. It means that whatever happens, no matter what, it's always your fault."
I'm thinking the vegetables are related to some sort of publicly-acceptable "pornography" and the surrounding plots are just as superfluous as its Earth-analogue.

Lostclock
Feb 5, 2013
After finally registering having been a long time lurker, I just wanted to say thanks to you goons for getting me onto Hitmen for Destiny. It's one of the best things I've ever read. While so far not as brilliant, rear end is shaping up pretty nicely too.

Also sorry if I stole someone's username, I didn't think to check to see if lostclock without the capital was taken until after I registered.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
"A story of two ugly old people falling in love seems less important because the audience would not want to have sex with these characters."

"A horror movie about old people getting killed would be less scary."

:allears:

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
He's right, Bubba Ho-Tep was not a very scary movie.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Sizone posted:

Drill's well aware that not-Plume and Dunkirk know gently caress-all his society, as indicated by him calling them out on not knowing the slaving law. Pretty sure he knows what he's doing, it won't be his own ignorance that defeats him, it'll be Thorsby being the author.

There's limits to people's imaginations. Aliens not knowing about laws is easy to imagine. But aliens not knowing about things so basic that one doesn't even consciously realize they exist is decidedly harder.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Feb 9, 2013

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
I love these little evolutionary treatises. This seems kinda relevant: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2853

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

I'm not really sure how I never saw it before, probably because now he's talking about humans and not aliens, but it suddenly hit me all at once that whenever he goes on these tangents it basically turns into :biotruths:: The Comic.

Not that it's a bad thing, mind you.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I get the feeling that this stuff is meant to be how social evolution works in-universe. It's just there to explain how all these crazy civilizations developed.

If it's not, Oyvind Thorsby may be the most cynical person who ever lived.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
The last panel looks like a subtle jab at Chuck Norris jokes.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Grognards.jpg :v:

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
I really want him to make an Improbable Fist comic now.

Mostly for the name.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
I can't for the life of me get the second half of the latest comic to load. Could someone post it here?

Cardinal Ximenez
Oct 25, 2008

"You could call it heroic responsibility, maybe," Harry Potter said. "Not like the usual sort. It means that whatever happens, no matter what, it's always your fault."
Did you click "previous"?

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Yeah, I tried everything, and the best I can get is like a little white box where the image should be.

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

I can't for the life of me get the second half of the latest comic to load. Could someone post it here?

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

Hm, it's the same little white box in every browser I try. Odd.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Hm, it's the same little white box in every browser I try. Odd.

You might need to clear your cache. To clear your cacha for one page, use Ctrl+F5.

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich

RandomFerret posted:

I get the feeling that this stuff is meant to be how social evolution works in-universe. It's just there to explain how all these crazy civilizations developed.

If it's not, Oyvind Thorsby may be the most cynical person who ever lived.

I think this might be how evolutionary biologists view the world.

Gilgameshback
May 18, 2010

ChairMaster posted:

I think this might be how evolutionary biologists view the world.

Sociobiologists actually try to apply this kind of reasoning to human social behavior, although they are generally less thoughtful and far less entertaining than Thorsby.

Exercu
Dec 7, 2009

EAT WELL, SLEEP WELL, SHIT WELL! THERE'S YOUR ANSWER!!
BLAAAARK!
BLAAAARK!
BLAAAARK!
BLAAAARK!

Well, that's one way to make movies difficult to understand.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
Improbable Fist, nooo :ohdear:

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Great plan Not-Plume.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
My current bet on what's going to happen is that our two intrepid heroes make all three wives incredibly mad at each other and at them, and then it turns out that that's exactly what the husband wanted them to do in the first place, so he's really happy with them.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
This is like a miniseries version of Lies Sisters and Wives and I'm loving it. There's no way Ben can out-shout four of these aliens as they try and figure out what the hell everyone else is talking about.

H2Omelon
Aug 31, 2009
I get the feeling that Thorsby loves writing these conversations where both parties are arguing from an entirely different context. Which is good, because I love reading them.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

The eye color changes never stop being funny. I also can't wait to find out how these aliens evolved cylindrical mouths.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Buzkashi posted:

This is like a miniseries version of Lies Sisters and Wives and I'm loving it. There's no way Ben can out-shout four of these aliens as they try and figure out what the hell everyone else is talking about.

What I'm wondering is why the seem angry when told the other person is apologizing.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Actually, from the context it looks like red eyes indicate either surprise or confusion. You shouldn't assume that red means angry just because it's associated with anger in humans. That kind of thing can get you into trouble.

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Oh poo poo, somebody put a fake label over the species indicator on the machine to make her fail.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I love this comic for so many reasons, but I particularly love the way it keeps me wanting for for, and how each page implies so much, and how these implications are almost always covered in a surprising way.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


And to think she could have saved herself all that grief if only she had been using augmented power!

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Prediction: Her jokes will still be terrible.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
The way this page's revelation was handled was loving genius. 'Show, don't tell' in action.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Mar 3, 2013

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

BiggerJ posted:

The way this page's revelation was handle was loving genius. 'Show, don't tell' in action.

Hah, I didn't even notice that until I went back and checked. I thought it was just a review of what we'd seen before!

cubivore
Nov 30, 2006

fuck you, got mine
I love this comic and I keep checking up on it every once in awhile, but whenever he tries to explain human species mechanics and other such things it sounds super autistic and biotruths. Oh well.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

cubivore posted:

I love this comic and I keep checking up on it every once in awhile, but whenever he tries to explain human species mechanics and other such things it sounds super autistic and biotruths. Oh well.

I always read it as tongue-in-cheek and/or in-universe explanation rather than a serious attempt to draw conclusions about real life. I mean, this is a funny webcomic, not some crazy essay or anything. It's more like fictional biology heavily inspired by actual biology (though not necessarily accurate to reality).

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

The evpsych stuff is probably meant to highlight the absurdities of human behavior when seen from a "neutral" viewpoint, like the angle on the other aliens in the comic. At least that's how I choose to interpret it. It's funnier when he does it with aliens though.

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BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Not-Plume is now almost certainly in deep datima feces. That sticker was undoubtedly put there by the husband, who underestimated the alien-ness of the aliens.

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