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Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
So...

I just got offered a position as the CIO of a smallish entity

I turned it down - since I got offered a project for corporation which will rock my socks off, also a pay rise and reduction in hours...

I am such a whore!

Edit: to clarify, I would have to take a pay decrease to take the job...

Synpe:

Happy Hat fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Feb 8, 2013

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Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Elaborate on sock knocking please.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Steakandchips posted:

Elaborate on sock knocking please.

Well, when you live on a tour bus you don't have much privacy or free time so when you are in your bunk and the urge strikes you tend to look for something to use that is handy and already needs to be washed.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Wouldn't it be easier to find a roadie?

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Wouldn't it be easier to find a roadie?

I was the roadie and the dancers were on a different bus. I did have the costume girl for a while but it was hard to find the time. She was a big help keeping me in fresh socks though.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Happy Hat posted:

So...

I just got offered a position as the CIO of a smallish entity

I turned it down - since I got offered a project for corporation which will rock my socks off, also a pay rise and reduction in hours...

I am such a whore!

Edit: to clarify, I would have to take a pay decrease to take the job...

Synpe:


wait what

are you saying you kept your old job/company?

please happyhat no

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

I think he was literally offered the position of CEO of Greenland.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
It's 5:45 and blasted child has been awake since 4:30. Trying to get him asleep again. Yesterday it was 4:10. Wife can't help as she has mild pneumonia, the lazy woman. HH, can I come and work for you in Greenland? I'll do anything for 8 hours of unbroken sleep a night.

Thank goodness for blue pave d'affinois (yes, you heard me right, friend: blue pave d'affinois).

Bonus point for anyone who knows which film quote has been reversioned in the bracketed clause).

therattle fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Feb 9, 2013

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


I am in Jacksonville and I am yet to be shot! Huzzah!

Once I've actually unpacked, I am going to invite all my neighbours round for afternoon tea.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Scientastic posted:

I am in Jacksonville and I am yet to be shot! Huzzah!

Once I've actually unpacked, I am going to invite all my neighbours round for afternoon tea.

You totally should. Make scones. Try to not get bit by a snake or gator.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Scientastic posted:

I am going to invite all my neighbours round for afternoon tea.

This'll get you shot for sure. :bahgawd:

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Scientastic posted:

I am in Jacksonville and I am yet to be shot! Huzzah!

Once I've actually unpacked, I am going to invite all my neighbours so they can case the joint.

What could possibly go wrong?

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.

Happy Hat posted:

So...

I just got offered a position as the CIO of a smallish entity

I turned it down - since I got offered a project for corporation which will rock my socks off, also a pay rise and reduction in hours...

I am such a whore!

Edit: to clarify, I would have to take a pay decrease to take the job...


Nooooooooo! Get out while you can, before your bigboss implodes completely! (I hope you haven't been getting paid partly in stock ...)

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer


My beloved taco truck is back!

As near as I could understand, they tried a new location and didn't like it so they moved back. The lady then told me I should have called the number on the truck to see where they were. Immediately she started laughing, realizing that we can only really understand each other through hand gestures and pointing. I have the number anyway, so I can get someone to call for me if they move again. In any event I had an Al Pastor torta and it was better then my memory of it.

I also checked out a new mexican market near there and fould they had a decent butcher shop with all sort of meats I cannot get elsewhere. I bought some chorizo verde, which I have never heard of but have high hopes for and some chicharros, the kind with a huge chunk of meat and fat still attached. The lady at the checkout said that on Sunday they sell the "special pork" but it is all gone by noon. No idea what she is talking about but I want in.

Maybe I should learn Spanish I think is the lesson of today.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

bunnielab posted:


The lady at the checkout said that on Sunday they sell the "special pork" but it is all gone by noon. No idea what she is talking about but I want in.

Maybe I should learn Spanish I think is the lesson of today.

she was probably talking about "long pork"?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

mindphlux posted:

she was probably talking about "long pork"?

Them's good eatin'. Specially if you've hunted and killed it yourself.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

mindphlux posted:

she was probably talking about "long pork"?

So I should show up armed and ready?

Also my dog will not calm down ever sense I opened the chicharros.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

bunnielab posted:

The lady at the checkout said that on Sunday they sell the "special pork" but it is all gone by noon. No idea what she is talking about but I want in.

I bet it's morcilla. There's a thing about morcilla disappearing by noon.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Wiggles posted:

I bet it's morcilla. There's a thing about morcilla disappearing by noon.

Nope, that had that in the case already. It looked like it was only being sold can into chunks and mixed with cut up onions and peppers which seemed weird. I also bought what appears to be a lemon, lime, and Mellon slice somehow preserved in sugar, turning it into this weird gummie candy consistency. Needless to say it is amazing and I could have eaten them all in a sitting if I had let myself.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Wroughtirony posted:

What could possibly go wrong?

My new neighbours are all very nice! They've been helping me carry all the cardboard boxes to recycling, and the man next door keeps offering to lend me his car. So far, everyone seems totally confused by the fact we don't have one, and are cycling and getting the bus everywhere. The reactions seems roughly equally divided between thinking we're just crazy European types, and thinking we're communists.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

Scientastic posted:

My new neighbours are all very nice! They've been helping me carry all the cardboard boxes to recycling, and the man next door keeps offering to lend me his car. So far, everyone seems totally confused by the fact we don't have one, and are cycling and getting the bus everywhere. The reactions seems roughly equally divided between thinking we're just crazy European types, and thinking we're communists.

In Florida, most people think that's the same thing. I hope the no car thing does work out for you bums.

Pester
Apr 22, 2008

Avatar Fairy? or Fairy Avatar?
Welcome to America! If I recall, most of this thread was saying that you would be nuts not to have a car in Florida too.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Last time I went to Florida, I was twelve. But holy hell, do I still remember the humidity. Get a car!

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Get a car with a dehumidifier.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Vlex posted:

Last time I went to Florida, I was twelve. But holy hell, do I still remember the humidity. Get a car!

Sometimes it feels like the air is attacking your lungs!

Scientcy, I appreciate your rugged individualism, but the bike is gonna get OLD come the hot months of summer. 90 degrees at 50% humidity is drat nice, at 95%+, not so nice.

Here is Stovetop
Feb 20, 2004

...instead of potatoes.

Squashy Nipples posted:

Sometimes it feels like the air is attacking your lungs!

Scientcy, I appreciate your rugged individualism, but the bike is gonna get OLD come the hot months of summer. 90 degrees at 50% humidity is drat nice, at 95%+, not so nice.

Going to have to agree here, I live in SC on the SC/GA border, and even being pretty much right on the river. 80% humidity @ 95+ is sucky. It will definitely not leave you in any condition to work, unless your job is a gym jock, and even then you'll need to take a shower when you get there. Ugh. Public transit might be okay if you don't have to walk more than 2-3 blocks to and from bus stops.

Furious Lobster
Jun 17, 2006

Soiled Meat

Squashy Nipples posted:

Sometimes it feels like the air is attacking your lungs!

Scientcy, I appreciate your rugged individualism, but the bike is gonna get OLD come the hot months of summer. 90 degrees at 50% humidity is drat nice, at 95%+, not so nice.

Get a car; the humidity is worse than Southeast Asia and I swore I'd never step foot in such a place again. Until I visited Florida in August. :suicide:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Scientastic posted:

My new neighbours are all very nice! They've been helping me carry all the cardboard boxes to recycling, and the man next door keeps offering to lend me his car. So far, everyone seems totally confused by the fact we don't have one, and are cycling and getting the bus everywhere. The reactions seems roughly equally divided between thinking we're just crazy European types, and thinking we're communists.

Floridian lurker chiming in to agree with everyone else. The weather is rough in the summer time and the public transportation is even worse.

You should get a car, and make it a Mini Cooper or a Fiat just to troll your neighbors more.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Not only should you get a car, you should get a unique car. Like a Dauphine.

Anyway I think I've finished booking my honeymoon trip through the UK, and I've got a nice mix of cool B&Bs and old castles/manor houses to stay in. Except for London, which doesn't seem to have the option really. I've got to say, the UK really does have a lot better options for neat and cozy places to stay than the US does.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Wiggles let me know when you will be in London - we can go eat a food.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Steakandchips posted:

Wiggles let me know when you will be in London - we can go eat a food.

I second this.

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.
I can't even bike to work in the summer months and I only live like 2 miles from my work and in NC. I get drenched in sweat in no time.

fake edit: something something I'm a fatass.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Are you coming to Edinburgh Wiggles?

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Yep, going there too.

Where to eat in Edinburgh, btw?

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Yep, going there too.

Where to eat in Edinburgh, btw?

Ondine.
The Cambridge bar.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Made my first attempt at kimchi on Monday. I just tasted some, and checked that it was actually fermenting, which I wasn't sure about. I can easily hear it fizzing away, so no doubts now on that front! Flavour was not very strong. It tasted a bit watery. On Tuesday morning I saw that there was very little liquid in the jars so I topped them up with brine. That probably accounts for it. Hopefully as it ferments the flavours will meld and strengthen. I'm rather pleased it isn't a total disaster though! It's pretty easy, so I can make another batch at some point and hopefully rectify my errors.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Goddamn - Mrs. Hat is ruining my amazon account.. I keep getting recommendations based on big titted babes with beaus in heat....

gently caress!

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Some of this is positively pornographic in nature!

....and not in a good way!

Edit: amazon are refusing to split my account.... I am now telling them that my recommendation list is cruel and unusual through its pornographic nature... Basically that they're in deep violation of my human rights...

Goddamn - we spend more than 1k a year on this poo poo

Edit2 : Now I am claiming divorce and split of assets. Due to psychological mistreatment due to exposing me to pornographic content on amazon...

Edit3: They understand - but we are not married in the eyes of Amazon, and are unable to split accounts due to mere trifles like divorces or deaths or anything like that!

Happy Hat fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Feb 13, 2013

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

Some of this is positively pornographic in nature!

....and not in a good way!

Edit: amazon are refusing to split my account.... I am now telling them that my recommendation list is cruel and unusual through its pornographic nature... Basically that they're in deep violation of my human rights...

Goddamn - we spend more than 1k a year on this poo poo

Edit2 : Now I am claiming divorce and split of assets. Due to psychological mistreatment due to exposing me to pornographic content on amazon...

Edit3: They understand - but we are not married in the eyes of Amazon, and are unable to split accounts due to mere trifles like divorces or deaths or anything like that!

Titles please! What's Fifty Shades of Grey in Danish?

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Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
We do not read books in Danish on the kindles - we only use them for English, Italian and French reading.

I will _not_ look into what the gently caress it is she is reading, but from her squeals of joy I know it cannot be good!

How the gently caress are electronic assets not to be handled like immaterial assets? I mean - we can now goddamn trade named accounts freely, why the hell can't I swap a book from my account to my wifes?

The good thing about this is that when I burn my wifes kindle, the kids will never know what was on it!

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