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incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Sport climbing is really dumb poo poo compared to wrestling.

Oh god, did my sarcasm not come through? I hope rollersports means roller derby, but pretty sure the plan is for it to be halfpipe tricks to match the snowboarding on the winter sode.

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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

incredible bear posted:

Oh god, did my sarcasm not come through?

Probably not, I'm irrationally angry about this.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the IOC is more carny that wrestling promoters. Let that set in for a bit.

I'd throw in a wrestling tweet but I guess some dude just escaped police custody on horseback or something.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
The Shield has their own lovely WWE T-shirt

http://shop.wwe.com/The-Shield-%22J...t=1&cgid=shield

Edit: this showed up on WWEShop's twitter so I guess this is relevant?

Shawn Cotureier fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Feb 13, 2013

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


I'd honestly prefer a tuxedo-t-shirt-esque vest shirt, maybe with BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD on the back.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Good old Kurt

quote:

Kurt Angle ‏@RealKurtAngle Wrestlers train 10 Hours a Day. Badminton trains not a lot. This Is An Insult.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
I feel like the next few days or so are going to be great for this thread, purely based on Kurt Angle

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

Mayo and Catsup posted:

The Shield has their own lovely WWE T-shirt

http://shop.wwe.com/The-Shield-%22J...t=1&cgid=shield

Edit: this showed up on WWEShop's twitter so I guess this is relevant?

Basic a fuuuck :( I've seen a few good fanmade ones around redbubble or turnbuckle tees so I might go for those instead.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I love how the rebuttal to wrestling being dropped is basically "these things aren't sports either!"

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum
Wrestling was one of the very few sports I didn't watch during the Olympics, but I remember a lot of Goons moaning about the elaborate coin toss red ball thing to decide a winner. If wrestling fixes itself so that the winner of a match is actually the better wrestler rather than literally the luckier I'm sure it'll do well at reconsideration for, say, 2024.

Alternatively, Winter Olympics are still pretty low on numbers, I'm all for ice wrestling.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
At least Kurt Angle doesn't have to embarrass himself by "training for the Olympics" again.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


He was going to shock the world by showing up at the Olympics, he was keeping it a secret!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Atticus Finch posted:

At least Kurt Angle doesn't have to embarrass himself by "training for the Olympics" again.

He will have his own Olympics in his gym/sex dungeon.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Wrestling is, like, one of the most ancient sports. It's completely a great example of human ability and skill and should be a key/core element of what the Olympics are about. I don't get it. Granted I don't follow the Olympics, but, come on, son.

Then again I'd love a Pro Wrestling segment there.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Atticus Finch posted:

At least Kurt Angle doesn't have to embarrass himself by "training for the Olympics" again.

Wrestling is still a sport for the 2016 games in Rio, he still has a chance :getin:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

Wrestling is still a sport for the 2016 games in Rio, he still has a chance :getin:
And while he's there, he'll fight every single Gracie he can find.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

incredible bear posted:

Alternatively, Winter Olympics are still pretty low on numbers, I'm all for ice wrestling.

That's basically what figure skating is. Well, ice pro wrestling anyway.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

HulkaMatt posted:

He was going to shock the world by showing up at the Olympics, he was keeping it a secret!

You're acting like this will stop Kurt from wrestling people at the Olympics.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Chinston Wurchill posted:

That's basically what figure skating is. Well, ice pro wrestling anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emZMEkoMwHM

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Gatts posted:

Wrestling is, like, one of the most ancient sports. It's completely a great example of human ability and skill and should be a key/core element of what the Olympics are about. I don't get it. Granted I don't follow the Olympics, but, come on, son.

Then again I'd love a Pro Wrestling segment there.

"Bah Gawd that's the Ukraine's theme music!"

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Big E is great

quote:

Big E Langston þ@BigELangston
Don't be swindled this Valentine's Day by money-grubbing big business. Instead, be swindled by me. Give to The "I Desire Your Money" Fund.

quote:

Big E Langston ‏@BigELangston
If I were to get @WWEAJLee "real sleepy," set her up in a booth, & work her arms like a puppet, how many of you would hand over your 401ks?

quote:

@WWEAJLee They're vitamins, silly. When your eyes get heavy, thats how you know its working. You want to grow to be big & strong, don't you?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Important Dusty Rhodes update ---

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Dusty tweets.

Dusty Rhodes posted:

my code name will be MOON CHILD , thus going forward ! follow the MOON CHILD , truth will set u free , ZEB , WHAT did u say JR

DREAM has became moonchild , truth , is this poo poo fun are not !

twetties up , i just got the band back togeather

I have no idea what any of this means.

Edit: Are you loving kidding me, Manflurry!?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
I can screencap, edit it to put it in chronological order for some reason that makes sense to me, upload it, and post that poo poo before you can C+P YA FEEL ME.

But it's more important to figure out what code that man is speaking, because he's still going.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Tha dawgs are in da enclosed pool area, if you weel.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

But it's more important to figure out what code that man is speaking, because he's still going.

I seem to have this sudden urge to want to blow up the White House!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Once upon a time there was a riddle book that made its way around several academics. It was all hand written, meticulously made and utterly unsolvable. For years people tried and failed to decrypt it's various codes till one day a psychologist got a hold of it and pointed out that it was the scrawling of a crazy person and probably only made sense to the man who wrote it.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Wait, Moon Child... Dusty is the Childlike Empress?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Holy poo poo

quote:

Big E Langston þ@BigELangston
This time last year, I was sleeping in a cardboard box. Not because I was homeless. I just pretend I pilot a plane & that makes me sleepy.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Why doesn't this man have every title at the same time purely for being the best person on twitter ever :allears:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

VogeGandire posted:

Why doesn't this man have every title at the same time purely for being the best person on twitter ever :allears:
Give him Zack's Internet title, he deserves it far more than that loser.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Big E should be the Internet Champion, Ryder is ancient news

Edit: drat you Achilles :argh:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

triplexpac posted:

Big E should be the Internet Champion, Ryder is ancient news

Edit: drat you Achilles :argh:

I want to see Claudio use Ryder to break a pod at Elimination Chamber. Miz can also be used.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

bobkatt013 posted:

I want to see Claudio use Ryder to break a pod at Elimination Chamber. Miz can also be used.



Would it count as a foreign object DQ if Cesaro uses another entrant as a weapon?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

VogeGandire posted:

Would it count as a foreign object DQ if Cesaro uses another entrant as a weapon?

Depends if he's American.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT
Here we go....

JakeSnakeDDT posted:

Say miracles abound. R u ready? Oh it's true. Scott hall to arrive Monday. Seen him yesterday and we r so happy to report clean 4 16days

quote:

Will b biggest move 4either of us. Sharing road to health, sobriety and happiness. Ddp yoga will take us there just add hope, prayers love

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


DDP confirmed for Jesus.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hail DDPesus.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I welcome the cult of DDP.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
The real reason the Pope resigned is because he knew nothing he has done or will ever do could even remotely compare to the saintliness of DDP. :c00lbert:

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