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Arbitrary Coin
Feb 17, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

That's kinda awkward, but is it really that big a deal? I've had lecturers occasionally take a sip of water plenty of times before

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Arbitrary Coin posted:

That's kinda awkward, but is it really that big a deal? I've had lecturers occasionally take a sip of water plenty of times before

In and of itself no, but Rubio's performance when contrasted with all the hype (Mexicans will vote for him! He knows who Tupac is!) kinda puts the kibosh on his presidential ambitions for a bit. Like Jindal, the previous Great Brown Hope, it just showed he doesn't have the it factor. It's been said before but you really don't put the guy with further potential on the SOTU response detail. Nobody looks good doing it solo, and if someone's even a mild goober like Rubio it's magnified immensely.


What happened to Rubio is common to all these young, fresh, hip GOP up and comers; they're all cut from the same weinery College Republican cloth. Paul Ryan's performance at the VP debate being the most notable recent example. Dude was a complete herb that night, and we haven't heard squat about how "cool" he allegedly is afterward.

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Feb 14, 2013

monoceros4
Sep 1, 2006

As good at chess as Alekhine's cat

Arbitrary Coin posted:

That's kinda awkward, but is it really that big a deal? I've had lecturers occasionally take a sip of water plenty of times before

Leaving aside the content of Rubio's awful address, his awkward grab for water was just the crowning touch on his poor performance. He looked badly prepared, nervous, and sweaty. At least Nixon had the excuse of being ill.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Pausing for a drink of water during a speech is fine. The problem here was a combination of there not being a glass of water within reach during a high-profile speech being broadcasted on national TV and the speaker apparently thinking that he could quickly slip off and grab a drink between sentences without the audience noticing. Amateur hour all around.

Also the delivery of the speech was bad independent of the production values. And the content of the speech was also bad.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
My favorite thing about Sippaquiddick is that Rubio blames his thirstiness on the fact that he had just finished giving the same speech in Spanish, which was supposed to be the highlight of having Rubio do this whole thing.

It also begs the question: why the gently caress do they still do the response live?

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


I think the answer to that is obvious: to show confidence and poise. Avoid it being labeled as overproduced or too artificial. You don't want it to be an infomercial, when it already is being described as feeling like a canned speech.

When you want it to look like a real "response" you don't want a big tape delay.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."
Rubio's leadership PAC is now selling Rubio water bottles for a $25 donation.

At least everyone's in on the joke this time.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad_clT4T2Y

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

withak posted:

Pausing for a drink of water during a speech is fine. The problem here was a combination of there not being a glass of water within reach during a high-profile speech being broadcasted on national TV and the speaker apparently thinking that he could quickly slip off and grab a drink between sentences without the audience noticing. Amateur hour all around.

Also the delivery of the speech was bad independent of the production values. And the content of the speech was also bad.

A couple of years ago we had Professor Timothy Snyder up at the university I work at giving a talk in support of his then-newly released book Bloodlands: Europe between Hitler and Stalin (which is excellent and I recommend to all). In addition to the interesting things he said about the subject to hand, he also gave us all some valuable advice and that is this: Yale has never hired anyone that drank from a bottle during their interview, as they view that as infantile; always ask for a glass.

Good advice, wouldn't you say Senator? :smug:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Yale has never hired anyone that drank from a bottle during their interview, as they view that as infantile; always ask for a glass.

I was going to say that the bottle of water was pretty amateur also but figured that the bottle was probably just what was handy, not what someone actually provided for the speaker to use on-air.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
Would it have been less amateurish if he had paused, asked for a glass of water, then continued until a glass was handed to him from off-camera? I kind of feel that way.

Instead of the slow lean over, looking at the camera at all times, grabbing a bottle thing.

e: and now I see this was already covered in the SOTU thread.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Feb 14, 2013

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

api call girl posted:

Would it have been less amateurish if he had paused, asked for a glass of water, then continued until a glass was handed to him from off-camera? I kind of feel that way.

Instead of the slow lean over, looking at the camera at all times, grabbing a bottle thing.

e: and now I see this was already covered in the SOTU thread.

You completely stole my post, so I'm glad I clicked "preview reply". A simple "excuse me", then not acting like a cobra with brain damage striking blindly at an object would have been totally fine.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
The water grab was dumb and awkward but not a death blow to Rubio like jindel's speech was but if that Yale thing is true then they can eat a dick while pulling their heads out of their asses. Who gives a flying gently caress except pompous douchenozzles if you drink from a bottle of water like 99% of the country.

Though I guess pompous douchenozzles does really describe Ivy League schools.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Fox News poll confirms thread title.

quote:

The latest Fox News poll asks the simple question, “Would this person make a good president?”
Out of a dozen potential 2016 candidates, the top two picks are women -- and former secretaries of state: Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Condoleezza Rice.
Clinton is the only one who garners a positive response from a majority of voters. The new poll, released Wednesday, finds 55 percent think she would be a good president, up from 50 percent who thought so in 2006.
For Rice, 43 percent of voters say she would be good. That’s down from 47 percent when the question was last asked in 2006.

...

I'd say they were covering for Morris, but you know.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Other people drink water mid-speech but (and this is loving important) they don't look like goddamn raccoons in headlights doing it.

Other people might get a bit of dry mouth giving a speech but (and this is important) they don't also break into a flop sweat and seize up like they came to halfway through a colonoscopy.

That water bottle and his stilted delivery weren't what killed him, it was that he was already into engine fire bail out territory by the time either came around. You don't loving lean on your working-class-neighborhood house when you've been trying to sell that house for months. You don't follow up this particular SOTU address with the pie in the sky bullshit that you literally just lost ground in both houses with.

In short, stop trying to play off that goofy-as-gently caress water bottle as no big deal, because nobody is going to argue with you on that. It isn't even a nail in the coffin and trying to salvage that disaster by deflecting the derision from looking creepy while drinking is exactly why the GOP is a bunch of fuckups at this point in time. If you think that bedshitting extravaganza was great were it not for that blasted cottonmouth then you ought to just stop now.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So FreedomWorks made an interesting video last year featuring Hillary Clinton that they were going to show at their conference.

quote:

In one segment of the film, according to a former official who saw it, Brandon is seen waking from a nap at his desk. In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently fellating the then-secretary of state. Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers. (See here, here, and here.) Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was "an inside joke."

Another FreedomWorks staffer who worked there at the time confirms that "Yes, this video was created."

After being screened for staff, they decided not to use the video.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
That video must leak, forcing whoever to denounce it.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
I'm just shocked that the panda wasn't supposed to represent China.

monoceros4
Sep 1, 2006

As good at chess as Alekhine's cat

The Monkey Man posted:

I'm just shocked that the panda wasn't supposed to represent China.

I'm guessing that is the private joke, though I first thought of The Shining, and Paul Tsongas's "pander bear" (remember Paul Tsongas?)

thepedestrian
Dec 13, 2004
hey lady, you call him dr. jones!
Has the SOTU response ever been successful for the person doing it? You're responding to the President, who has just finished giving a soaring, inspirational speech that has been worked on for months by scores of people, standing at the focal point of a huge, ornate room filled with history and every important person in Washington applauding near endlessly. Contrast that with a single lesser known politician alone in some rinky dink little room sitting in a chair with a single camera pointed at them reading a response that has to be extremely negative by it's nature.

It's a recipe for failure every time.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

thepedestrian posted:

Has the SOTU response ever been successful for the person doing it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhvpN4SOTJw&t=157s

Riptor fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Feb 14, 2013

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

thepedestrian posted:

Has the SOTU response ever been successful for the person doing it?

If by successful you mean became a serious Presidential contender, no.

The Bush era SOTU responses seem to be a mixture of lifetime Congresscritters or Beltway politicians with a notable Governor every now and then. I think it's largely done as a favor for the DNC/RNC rather than anything else. I doubt Kathleen Sebelius thought she was going to launch a POTUS campaign after giving one of these.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

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~Neck Angels~

Joementum posted:

Sippaquiddick
Watergate! :byodood:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

notthegoatseguy posted:

If by successful you mean became a serious Presidential contender, no.

The Bush era SOTU responses seem to be a mixture of lifetime Congresscritters or Beltway politicians with a notable Governor every now and then. I think it's largely done as a favor for the DNC/RNC rather than anything else. I doubt Kathleen Sebelius thought she was going to launch a POTUS campaign after giving one of these.

Quoted for posterity. Right above you.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Volkerball posted:

Quoted for posterity. Right above you.

Did that speech launch Clinton into a successful Presidential campaign in 1988?

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Joementum posted:

It also begs the question: why the gently caress do they still do the response live?
I notice everyone keeps saying response, but it's my recollection that they purposely changed the name this year to something else, like the Republican Address On The State Of The Nation or whatever. Not that it makes any difference in terms of what people think, but it's worth noting that they clearly have changed tactics.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

notthegoatseguy posted:

Did that speech launch Clinton into a successful Presidential campaign in 1988?

That wasn't the question. Like Joementum said earlier, these speeches are usually done by lower level guys to propel them more into the spotlight without the risk of damaging the reputation of one of your big players. I believe Al Gore was also involved in one around then as well. That has been successful a few times.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."
To the surprise of roughly no one, Rahm Emanuel has presidential ambitions and is supposedly already lining up donors as a Hillary fallback.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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jeffersonlives posted:

To the surprise of roughly no one, Rahm Emanuel has presidential ambitions and is supposedly already lining up donors as a Hillary fallback.

Much like Cuomo, who he heck is his constituency?

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

mcmagic posted:

Much like Cuomo, who he heck is his constituency?

Obama supporters, Clinton supporters. You know, the Democratic Party.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I got called silly for thinking that Rahm would toy with 2016 back in the election threads (and you'll note he's been listed as a potential candidate in the OP of this thread since the start), but he's really the nightmare scenario candidate for the progressive left.

Misandrist Duck
Oct 22, 2012

mcmagic posted:

Much like Cuomo, who he heck is his constituency?

Neoliberal Clinton supporters who don't like unions.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Misandrist Duck posted:

Neoliberal Clinton supporters who don't like unions.

What percentage of the democratic party is that though? 10?

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

mcmagic posted:

What percentage of the democratic party is that though? 10?

How are you a regular D&D poster and serious about th...oh, right, D&D's a giant bubble.

Biden will run so this isn't an issue, but if Biden and Hillary were both out of the way he'd be an early favorite with Cuomo right now.

First President ever to kinda sorta volunteer to work with another country's army :laffo:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mcmagic posted:

What percentage of the democratic party is that though? 10?

Likely a majority these days.


Rahm's big problem is the same as Cuomo's: the primary calendar and recruiting an activist base to be a contender in Iowa. Money can solve some of that problem (see: Romney, Mitt), but not all of it. The "let's just wait until Florida bails us out" primary strategy has already been tried once and didn't work. Maybe it would in 2016 though?!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Adar posted:

How are you a regular D&D poster and serious about th...oh, right, D&D's a giant bubble.

Biden will run so this isn't an issue, but if Biden and Hillary were both out of the way he'd be an early favorite with Cuomo right now.

First President ever to kinda sorta volunteer to work with another country's army :laffo:

They might be favorites because their fund raising connections but they wouldn't win a primary because the base hates them and they can't win any states until FLA. Also there is just a TON of revisionist history going on around Clinton I highly doubt the majority of democrats are anti union.

Here's a poll saying that 71% of dems are pro union.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/142007/americans-approval-labor-unions-remains-near-record-low.aspx

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Feb 15, 2013

Misandrist Duck
Oct 22, 2012
It is also worth mentioning that Rahm is up for election in February 2015. I can't see him just being a one-term mayor, but winning that race then more or less gearing up for a presidential run a few months later?

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

mcmagic posted:

They might be favorites because their fund raising connections but they wouldn't win a primary because the base hates them and they can't win any states until FLA. Also there is just a TON of revisionist history going on around Clinton I highly doubt the majority of democrats are anti union.

Here's a poll saying that 71% of dems are pro union.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/142007/americans-approval-labor-unions-remains-near-record-low.aspx

While Americans as a whole may still support unions, unions are no longer the base of the party and apostasy on labor issues is no longer a major problem for Democrats in a primary.

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Jul 1, 2004

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jeffersonlives posted:

While Americans as a whole may still support unions, unions are no longer the base of the party and apostasy on labor issues is no longer a major problem for Democrats in a primary.

Unions are still a huge part of democratic GOTV. I'm going to need to see a union buster like Rahm win the nomination before I'll believe it's possible.

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oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

mcmagic posted:

Unions are still a huge part of democratic GOTV. I'm going to need to see a union buster like Rahm win the nomination before I'll believe it's possible.

In urban states in generals? Sure. In the Iowa caucuses? Not so much.

The only one of the early states where the unions matter a ton is Nevada, but Rahm won't play well there no matter what he does.

eta: Well, Michigan too, if it counts this time.

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