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Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish
DDP just wants to know what it's like to taste failure.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Chemi posted:

DDP just wants to know what it's like to taste failure.

He is going to give failure a diamond cutter. Also this is just a pregame for the real challange, Sunny and Chyna.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

An Actual Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTy7BNuQOg4

So DDP is now going to help Scott Hall...I'm speechless.

Dallas Page drunk and yelling "gently caress you, Ghostbuster!" to Dan Akroyd is a hilarious mental image

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I love that, in the middle of the personal moment where Scott admits he had vodka for breakfast, DDP still manages to cut a joke.

"Well, that's not the breakfast of champions!"

Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish

bobkatt013 posted:

He is going to give failure a diamond cutter. Also this is just a pregame for the real challange, Sunny and Chyna.
He should try giving failure an RKO :smug:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Somebody should start something like a kickstarter for DDP to open up a rehab facility for broken down athletes. Not even kidding, he could help football players with CTE, ex-wrestlers who nobody wants to help, it'd be good.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Somebody should start something like a kickstarter for DDP to open up a rehab facility for broken down athletes. Not even kidding, he could help football players with CTE, ex-wrestlers who nobody wants to help, it'd be good.

Sadly a rehab facility cannot clone us a thousand DDPs to run it.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Someone mentioned Earthquake in the Picture thread which always gets me to post a picture of Earthquake in 2001 having a dark match with Joey Abs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YlBEMDXcj4

He totally should have been used. 2001 had too many guys as it was but gently caress there was totally room for Earthquake. Listen to those pops!

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

VogeGandire posted:

Tedward Hart is everything wrong with indie wrestling condensed into one man.

Although he did give us Punk's "There is no god, and the cage wasn't 30 feet" rant.

Whatever happened to Tedward and his cats?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Suben posted:

Whatever happened to Tedward and his cats?

Left him to do bigger and better things.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Suben posted:

Whatever happened to Tedward and his cats?

He brings them to the ring with him. One sat on a turnbuckle during his promo at the Hart Legacy show/scam last month.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Somebody should start something like a kickstarter for DDP to open up a rehab facility for broken down athletes. Not even kidding, he could help football players with CTE, ex-wrestlers who nobody wants to help, it'd be good.

You really don't need that many employees to run something so niche. It's a really good idea actually. Dallas Paige is a one-in-a-million type dude and I have nothing but respect for him.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
I just caught up with the Sunny stuff, at least one thing she said was bullshit: the hospital where they filmed Girl Interrupted has been closed for years

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

God Of Paradise posted:

You really don't need that many employees to run something so niche. It's a really good idea actually. Dallas Paige is a one-in-a-million type dude and I have nothing but respect for him.

I agree, but the guy shouldn't have to do this out of pocket considering his goal. And it wouldn't hurt to have a licensed social worker or two helping him out, y'know?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Seems an interesting choice of match for the WWE to upload to their official account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG5ONc6aWac

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
gently caress that's some Indie gear. T shirt with the arms cut off and pyjama bottoms.

Still, I miss watching Samoa Joe. Gonna need to get one of his "best of" DVDs soon.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gonzo McFee posted:

gently caress that's some Indie gear. T shirt with the arms cut off and pyjama bottoms.

Still, I miss watching Samoa Joe. Gonna need to get one of his "best of" DVDs soon.

Well you are in luck. This weekend ROH is having a sale and here are some good ones.

http://www.rohwrestling.com/product/samoa-joe-vs-cm-punk-collectors-edition-2-disc-set
http://www.rohwrestling.com/product/samoa-joe-total-domination-2-disc-set
http://www.rohwrestling.com/product/ring-honor-japans-finest-2-disc-set

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICb8MKfohw8

WWE's video package producers could make anyone look like a champ. It just helps that this is also the rightful world heavyweight champion.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

apsouthern posted:

Seems an interesting choice of match for the WWE to upload to their official account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG5ONc6aWac
I can't wait to see Essa Rios in the WWE again!!

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Ahh, so THAT is what the backstage segments look like when I play TEW with indie promotions instead of WWE.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Haha wow. If only Lex Luger were there it would be the greatest promo ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak
Lex Luger is PISSED now.

(I'm sure most of you have seen it but it's still worth watching)

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Fandango vs. Jamie Noble featuring incredible wrestling commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z4EtZsFO8E

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Kevin Nash doing commentary for Thunder on his last day as booker. It's a beautiful, fourth-wall breaking trainwreck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZL8wC8czg

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Fandango vs. Jamie Noble featuring incredible wrestling commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z4EtZsFO8E

Looks like Bray Wyatt will need to find a new finisher.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
WWE really loves the reverse STO, huh

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Fandango vs. Jamie Noble featuring incredible wrestling commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z4EtZsFO8E

"What's he doing?"

"He's pouting."

I thought at first the guy said, "He's powdering," but I really overestimated his wrestling knowledge.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Nut Bunnies posted:

WWE really loves the reverse STO, huh

It's one of the go to finishers for lower carders/jobbers next to the Overdrive, Jumping Complete Shot, and Uranage Slam.

An Actual Bear
Feb 15, 2012


KungFu Grip posted:

It's one of the go to finishers for lower carders/jobbers next to the Overdrive, Jumping Complete Shot, and Uranage Slam.

The Jumping Complete Shot is a reverse STO isn't it?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Looks like Bray Wyatt will need to find a new finisher.

What sucks for me is I like how both guys do it. Wyatt does it in a very sloppy, erratic way that includes him kissing the guy so it just feels dirty when executed. Fandango does it very smoothly so it looks like some dancing move.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
drat Jamie Noble still has it, iirc he's a backstage guy right who can't wrestle that much right?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

achillesforever6 posted:

drat Jamie Noble still has it, iirc he's a backstage guy right who can't wrestle that much right?

Who knows? A lot of road agents and older guys are allowed to work indies and such so he might just not wrestle much by choice.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Anyone doing the Reverse STO as a finish needs to gently caress off.


If you've been doing it for the last 5 years, fine. Seriously though - making it your loving finish in 2013?

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 16, 2013

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Who knows? A lot of road agents and older guys are allowed to work indies and such so he might just not wrestle much by choice.

None of the road agents work indies. Noble's body was beaten up pretty badly so he wanted to transition out of wrestling and to working as an agent.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
I like that reverse neckbreaker thingy (heros welcome or whatever) that they give to people because that move should be brutal but it looks like poo poo

Was the last agent to work indie dates Finlay? Or was that after he was fired

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Timbers Jim posted:

Was the last agent to work indie dates Finlay? Or was that after he was fired

Was after his firing

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Bret Hart straight up doesn't think Cena has it in him to be a heel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDEUrOkuwM

Also, Bret pays Daniel Bryan a REALLY nice compliment.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

KungFu Grip posted:

It's one of the go to finishers for lower carders/jobbers next to the Overdrive, Jumping Complete Shot, and Uranage Slam.

The rest of those are lame, but I don't mind the Flatliner unlike most people since I was a fan of both Kanyon and Edge.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Regal did a one off charity or tribute indy show

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Flameingblack posted:

I can't wait to see Essa Rios in the WWE again!!
Is that, like... expected to happen, or something?

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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

HulkaMatt posted:

Anyone doing the Reverse STO as a finish needs to gently caress off.


If you've been doing it for the last 5 years, fine. Seriously though - making it your loving finish in 2013?

Yeah but how much of that was something he decided to do and how much was it suggested to him? I miss the diving leg drop though.

I want to see someone bust out the Hell Smasher because it's one of the best finishers I've ever seen. Maybe not in WWE but just somewhere.

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