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MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

el burbo posted:

edit: For the convenience of everyone, The Lust Penis HD: :nms::nws:http://www.myportmanteau.com/etcetera/lustpenishd.html:nms::nws:


I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Admiral Goodenough posted:


I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard.

Ahhhahahahahaha it's even better in HD!

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Admiral Goodenough posted:


I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard.

And then Fox was a penis.

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat
Oh god, I forgot about the big "pool" party at the end. This thing is a work of art.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Forgall posted:

And then Fox was a penis.

No, he was a penis before that :rolleyes:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Vagueabond posted:

e: drat, beaten. You have your wish, Penguingo.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010


:yohoho:

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Admiral Goodenough posted:


I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard.

I was a teenage lust penis.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
How have I never seen this? It's the funniest goddamn thing... :allears:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
The SD version is like some kind of bizarre thing made by a kid who likes Starfox and dinosaurs and just took his first sex-ed class. The HD version is just depressing.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
All great art has its critics.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Inspector_71 posted:

The SD version is like some kind of bizarre thing made by a kid who likes Starfox and dinosaurs and just took his first sex-ed class. The HD version is just depressing.

By that description, how would the original version NOT be the depressing one?

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Jamesman posted:

By that description, how would the original version NOT be the depressing one?

I dunno, the time that must have been put into converting a retarded jackoff story just makes me sad.

Aerox
Jan 8, 2012


:suicide:

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Robert Denby posted:

How have I never seen this? It's the funniest goddamn thing... :allears:

I was doing fine until dino dong showed up. Then the rest was just :catstare:

However: "You were a lust penis :smug:"

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.




I love these so much. More here: http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Legion-of-Real-Life-Supervillains-by-Butcher-Billy/7095371

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



el burbo posted:


edit: For the convenience of everyone, The Lust Penis HD: :nms::nws:http://www.myportmanteau.com/etcetera/lustpenishd.html:nms::nws:

I am both deeply saddened and overjoyed that this exists

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Call Now posted:

Okay, fine :mad:
:nws::nms:The Lust Penis:nms::nws:

I also found an HD version but you can google it yourself.
This both horrifying and hilariously hosed up.

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012
I'm so glad that lust penis still finds a rapt audience :allears:

Truthfully, I have been sitting on that gif and staring at the 'no nswf!' in the OP since this thread was new; so glad that that gif still has people who haven't seen it yet. The first time, man... you never forget your first.

Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.

Bomrek posted:

I'm so glad that lust penis still finds a rapt audience :allears:

Truthfully, I have been sitting on that gif and staring at the 'no nswf!' in the OP since this thread was new; so glad that that gif still has people who haven't seen it yet. The first time, man... you never forget your first.

This entire thread, I understood. I laughed, I groaned, I oohed and aahed. "Lust Penis" made me twist my face up in confusion such that my roommates ran over to laugh at each frame and shudder with me. It reduced three adults to giggles and tears. I am broken by "Lust Penis."

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

Saw this in some other thread

:nws: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-pieces-my-little-pony-fan-art-by-grown-men/

And this link stands out as :wtc: http://ponyperverts.tumblr.com/post/36031416709/hoof-beat-a-pony-fanbook :nws:

HighClassSwankyTime has a new favorite as of 15:49 on Feb 19, 2013

Comrade Question
Mar 30, 2011

"I'd say it's nothing personal, but corporations are people, too."
I did not need that background image.




Spoony



Linkara



Angry Joe



James Rolfe

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

There's a huge horse cock on this page, dude, you should probably warn people about that.

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

Admiral Goodenough posted:

There's a huge horse cock on this page, dude, you should probably warn people about that.

Thanks for telling me :) I didn't even bother clicking the link because "ponyperverts". Editted with a nws tag.

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.


Being turned into clothing sounds like one of the layers of hell Dante didn't get to include in Inferno.

Also the HD art in that Lust Penis comic REALLY gives me a Perry Bible Fellowship vibe. I don't know why, but it does.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Reading a great AV Club article about Ducktales, and this was linked in the comments.

For all I know this is :nws:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

Blamzor
Jul 10, 2009
Nap Ghost
All the Fatal Farm stuff is amazing check their channel out some time .

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The MSJ posted:

Reading a great AV Club article about Ducktales, and this was linked in the comments.

For all I know this is :nws:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

It's not but this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nymKHC8KcV4

Dogbutt
Nov 26, 2011

Look at my face.
I didn't need to know someone made an HD version of the Lust Penis :cripes:

M as in Mancy
Apr 21, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Speaking of Fatal Farm...

http://www.lasagnacat.com/

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

Oh my...

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007
Is that... Beavis? :stare:

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

The Sezza posted:

Is that... Beavis? :stare:

No, it's Vanilla Ice.

Don't think that makes it any better.

M as in Mancy
Apr 21, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
A search on Google reveals that its Vanilla Ice from the movie Cool As Ice.

Also, Vanilla Ice knows this fanart exists, apparently.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
:nms::nms:
I am strangely intrigued.

Mycroft Holmes has a new favorite as of 04:29 on Feb 20, 2013

M as in Mancy
Apr 21, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Dude, you might want to :nms: that poo poo.

Also, that Jitterbug Jive guy makes some crazy poo poo. His claim to fame among pony fans is a comic blog where an evil nymphomaniacal pony version of Doctor Who has sexy and violent adventures in the magical land of Equestria.

M as in Mancy has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Feb 20, 2013

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

SirPhoebos posted:

No, it's Vanilla Ice.

Don't think that makes it any better.

Haha, drat. The eyes, the mouth, the front of the hair and the word 'shlong' had me fooled.

Mr DJB
Nov 1, 2009

I will devour your soul while you sleep...

Mycroft Holmes posted:

:nms::nms:
I am strangely intrigued.

drat it all! Why didn't I have this picture on hand earlier this month, when everyone making TESCO jokes?

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
It was only a matter of time before a Brony discovered Crossed, wasn't it?

And he was probably masturbating the whole time.

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Rhinoceraptor posted:

It was only a matter of time before a Brony discovered Crossed, wasn't it?

And he was probably masturbating the whole time.

People who masturbate to ponies are weird. People who masturbate to Crossed should be shot.

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