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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Redundant posted:

This is shamelessly stolen from the BBC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgdolWo5A2U

I have no idea what happened to the keeper, why he doesn't roll the ball out of play or what happened afterwards. Still think it's kinda funny.

He apparently fainted from heat stroke.

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Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

Poor Jack :(

He always feels extra bad after games like that because not only is he part of the team, he's a huge Arsenal fan to begin with. He deserves better players at Arsenal.

vickser
Dec 27, 2012

Redundant posted:

I know this is going back a bit but I can't quite tell if this is a really good joke or a really bad one :eng99:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_ATxfEuLU

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
I got the reference to Snatch... it's just that the accents aren't really the same though, are they?

I thought it was a joke about that time someone thought Celtic were from Ireland. I'm still not sure if that's what you're getting at, but it is late.

vickser
Dec 27, 2012

Redundant posted:

I got the reference to Snatch... it's just that the accents aren't really the same though, are they?

The girl in the video is Irish...

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I see either trolls within trolls or stupid begetting stupid. For clarity to Redundant, the girl is from Scotland.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ninpo posted:

I see either trolls within trolls or stupid begetting stupid. For clarity to Redundant, the girl is from Scotland.

Northern Ireland actually

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

please respond posted:

Northern Ireland actually

Sigh. :thejoke:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Thats not how jokes work ninpo

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Leave me alone it was early :(

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Whatever Reading can do, City can copy....

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

This is cringeworthy.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

serious gaylord posted:

This is cringeworthy.

Yes, its loving horrific.

cmcxon
Feb 12, 2007
Kolarov is awesome

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
That's some serious work out Richards is getting stuck in to.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



cmcxon posted:

Kolarov is awesome

Yes, Kolarov is the best part.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Would have won a million off of a penny bet:

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
It was literally that one game, and if he had just reversed the scoreline. I would be crying myself to sleep.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

I think you'd be for ever asking yourself why you didn't put down a tenner instead of a penny and the regret would eventually crush you

Soylent Green
Oct 29, 2004
It's people

Modus Trollens posted:

I think you'd be for ever asking yourself why you didn't put down a tenner instead of a penny and the regret would eventually crush you

A million is the maximum payout. The thing is that based on those odds he'd have hit the maximum payout after 5 games, the other 3 were pointless.

That being said I was discussing this elsewhere earlier and I don't buy it, who would give 100/1 odds for those results? Or was there a special promotion on at Coral that I don't know about?
edit; the details are in the gambling thread which suggests it is genuine. Absolutely gutting for him.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Coral are sending the guy to the Camp Nou for the second leg so that's pretty cool of them

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

So why the hell were those scores 100-1??!

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Match fixing.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
It was some kind of promotion if you tried to guess the score on all 8 champions league games.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Montolivo leaves a big wake apparently

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I really like this one

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

trem_two posted:

I really like this one



Is that Kid 'n Play?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgBycLExFf4

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Crossposting from the Serie A thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtoxQfWliCc

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

How has that guy not died of a heartattack yet?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Age of present United players when Ryan Giggs made his debut on 3rd March, 1991.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
They mentioned that on one of the podcasts when he scored against Everton. There's also a player who played with him that day who's 57 now or something.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6sKoL0qSOQ

35 years of football games. Pretty mental, if a tad too long.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

PES 3 or 4 on the Playstation 2 is the best football game ever.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

euroboy posted:

PES 3 or 4 on the Playstation 2 is the best football game ever.

This, or maybe ISS Deluxe.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Actua Soccer

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

TheGoatFeeder posted:

This, or maybe ISS Deluxe.

The ISS games on the Playstation was fun as hell. Some of the player names owned as well, like Djerkoff instead of Djorkaeff.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

euroboy posted:

PES 3 or 4 on the Playstation 2 is the best football game ever.

I think you meant to say Kick Off 2 on the Atari STFM.

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euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

ozmunkeh posted:

I think you meant to say Kick Off 2 on the Atari STFM.

Sorry that I'm not 800 years old!

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