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Yeah, well you can't manhandle a customer over it, you can refuse service, not to mention that discretion plays a part- 12 items is cool, 40 isn't. Usually, the offenders just pull the old "Whoops, didn't see the bright red, 10 square foot, lit up 8 ITEMS OR LESS sign!" line.
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That kind of thing is a bummer, but it would have just wasted even more time if the cashier had refused service.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 08:06 |
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quote:After completing a long, arduous Photoshopping task for a fashion company, the payment was due.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 14:14 |
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Sunshine89 posted:
This is really old but it did actually happen. http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/denzel.asp
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constantIllusion posted:Staying on the theme of Customer Service STDH, let's have some from Craigslist Rants and Raves: The guy behind this guy then said "Really? 7 items or less? It should say 7 items or fewer " First hot fish fry guy was left with his mouth agape as he ran out of the store and then the whole store clapped. When the cashier got to him, she said "Don't worry about it, those hot fish fries are on me." When he got out to the car the cashier was waiting and gave him a blowjob on the ride home.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 15:37 |
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This would be the lamest extortion attempt ever. "Yeah, well... I'll tell everyone you had sex with attractive women!"
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 16:40 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:This is really old but it did actually happen. The one time something looks like STDH, smells like STDH, is distributed like STDH it turns out to be ST(Actually)H
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quote:(My boyfriend, who is 5’9″ and 175 lbs. of lean muscle, has come to visit me at work. He’s standing across the counter from me when a customer walks in. Not wanting to be in the way, he moves to stand near our fountain drink. The customer walks up to the counter and gives me a lecherous smirk.) Mmm Hmm. Customer running out of the store at the sight of a 175# 5'9" guy. At 5'9" and 175 unless you were shirtless no one would think you were anything other than slender.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 20:24 |
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All I can picture from the above is a Popeye cartoon.
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Hughlander posted:Mmm Hmm. Customer running out of the store at the sight of a 175# 5'9" guy. At 5'9" and 175 unless you were shirtless no one would think you were anything other than slender. If a version of this story did really happen in real life, the "lecherous" man probably just walked away due to the situation being kinda awkward.
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Crow Jane posted:All I can picture from the above is a Popeye cartoon. Popeye: *laughs* “Good thing he didn’t know I needs me spinach, huh?”
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Skeleton Ape posted:This would be the lamest extortion attempt ever. "Yeah, well... I'll tell everyone you had sex with attractive women!" Holy poo poo he's saying that he'd give the dude bragging rights how could you not get this????
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 22:06 |
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Sunshine89 posted:
Well, it is actually kinda still STDH. According to the Snopes page, he did not actually pull out a checkbook and pay for a whole shelter. Much like other STDH, it's exaggerated truth.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 22:21 |
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Nullity posted:[Translator's Note: Someone was disturbing The Hero's day by complaining near them. The Hero fantasised about glaring super-duper hard and yelling at them but didn't. Then The Hero went home and shared the fantasy with the world.] I like how in some of these STDHs the angry customer/crazy person is always gently caress poo poo gently caress poo poo pussy rear end in a top hat oval office human being poo poo gently caress. I've never been outside, surely real people talk like they do in Pulp Fiction???
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 22:22 |
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What's a p****? Pitch? Punch?
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 22:59 |
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It took me a really long time to figure that out too, I hate it when they censor such innocuous words. It's "prick."
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 23:02 |
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Pretty sure it's "pussy", makes sense in the context of him disregarding the army + MMA thing.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 23:06 |
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Hughlander posted:Mmm Hmm. Customer running out of the store at the sight of a 175# 5'9" guy. At 5'9" and 175 unless you were shirtless no one would think you were anything other than slender. You don't get it. He was full of lean muscle! That's the toughest kind of muscle.
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Skeleton Ape posted:This would be the lamest extortion attempt ever. "Yeah, well... I'll tell everyone you had sex with attractive women!" I'm pretty sure that guy was offering to let the other guy sleep with two models then not tell anyone.
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Hughlander posted:Mmm Hmm. Customer running out of the store at the sight of a 175# 5'9" guy. At 5'9" and 175 unless you were shirtless no one would think you were anything other than slender. This one also has my favourite piece of patented STDH bonus material: the "hero" ends up looking like as big a douchebag as the villain. My girlfriend would probably dump me if instead of just telling him to leave her alone I cracked my knuckles and played the tough guy routine.
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# ? Feb 20, 2013 23:34 |
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Lady Naga posted:Holy poo poo he's saying that he'd give the dude bragging rights how could you not get this???? Hey, no need to get testy. I also first read it as "either I give you money and tell people you slept with two of our models or you can sleep with two of our models".
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All on Black posted:This one also has my favourite piece of patented STDH bonus material: the "hero" ends up looking like as big a douchebag as the villain. My girlfriend would probably dump me if instead of just telling him to leave her alone I cracked my knuckles and played the tough guy routine. "Honey, please don't do poo poo like that. Why not? Because you're like five foot nine, you jackass! Maybe I SHOULD have given my number. If I was with a real man, then at least I could wear some goddamn heels when we go out. rear end in a top hat."
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 00:09 |
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ActionZero posted:I'm pretty sure that guy was offering to let the other guy sleep with two models then not tell anyone. I think it was more along the lines of 'I'll tell people you bonked two of the models and are thus really unprofessional', then the offer. But who cares? This S clearly DH.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 00:58 |
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Hughlander posted:At 5'9" and 175 unless you were shirtless no one would think you were anything other than slender. At 5'9, and 175lbs you're not slender, you're actually overweight
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 00:59 |
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All on Black posted:This one also has my favourite piece of patented STDH bonus material: the "hero" ends up looking like as big a douchebag as the villain. My girlfriend would probably dump me if instead of just telling him to leave her alone I cracked my knuckles and played the tough guy routine. "Baby girl"
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 01:39 |
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:At 5'9, and 175lbs you're not slender, you're actually overweight I was giving the story the benefit of the doubt that the person was muscular, and it just goes to show the BMI is for populations not individuals. Sylvester Stallone is 5'8" and was 175 pounds in Rocky III. Overweight?
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I think we can all agree that BMI is dumb and fat people are fat.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 03:43 |
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quote:I know I’ve gone off on this before and it’s only been a few days, but I need to vent some more and I feel there’s no better place to do it than on this obscure-rear end blog that hardly anyone watches.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 04:29 |
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"Hell, even FEMINIST" because believing you have the soul of a cartoon character is literally the exact same thing as thinking women deserve equal rights.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 04:33 |
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Oh man, it's nice to have dinner and catch up. What's new with me? Well, I'm all of the characters from Homestuck n- wait, did that bitch waitress just roll her eyes? Wow, just wow, wait until tumblr hears about this.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 04:47 |
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No one in real life knows what an otherkin is, i certainly dont
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 04:48 |
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the chief v2 posted:No one in real life knows what an otherkin is, i certainly dont There was a guy who used to come around my college campus during various events and try to run a booth where he explained fursecution to people. He wasn't a student, he was just a creepy, greasy furry with stringy hair and bad skin who desperately wanted people to believe that his dumb hobby made him the victim of real discrimination.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 04:52 |
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Thank God I don't know what half of those words mean. Hopefully by next year tumblr kids will have all sorts of new words to describe themselves and I'll be completely out of the loop.
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Mo Tzu posted:Thank God I don't know what half of those words mean. Hopefully by next year tumblr kids will have all sorts of new words to describe themselves and I'll be completely out of the loop. They're already at the point where you can just jam your hand into a bag of Scrabble letters and come out with your 'preferred' gender pronouns, I don't really see where you go from there.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 04:57 |
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quote:(My boyfriend, who is 5’9″ and 175 lbs. of "lean muscle", has come to visit me at Burger King. He’s standing across the counter from me when a customer walks in. Not wanting to be in the way (so considerate), he moves to stand near our fountain drinks. The customer walks up to the counter and gives me a lecherous smirk.) Trebek has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Feb 21, 2013 |
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"Pepsi squirter"?
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 06:01 |
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Toast1862 posted:DISCRIMINATION Well, I'm obviously super-mega-Hitler because every single one of those words made my eyes roll so hard it hurt.
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Toast1862 posted:If I say any of them out loud, I can feel the judgement of everyone else around me honing in and mind-flaying me. As a Mind-Flayer-kin, you have triggered me. All of you who eat things other than sanity disgust me, physical-matter-mouths.
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# ? Feb 21, 2013 07:55 |
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This is good stuff.
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Neither I or Urbandictionary know what a panspirit or polyphile is and I think I like it this way.
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