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JackMackerel
Jun 15, 2011

zagron posted:


And of course for some reason everyone loved that drat pinball game that came with windows.



I never could get the Goddamn special levels that are detailed in the readme. Hell, I didn't even know you could progress beyond Cadet in that thing for years.

Speaking of which, there was this weird Windows 98 game pack that came with a bunch of casual/puzzle games (like solving a labyrinth before it flooded, and a game about trying to guess the cannon trajectory before your opponent did). I played against my uncle for months. And I can't remember that game pack. :smith:

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Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

Arbite posted:

God, the memories. Adam West's Batman, Snit lasting longer than any host, Power Rangers getting thrown off the air by moralists...

Does anyone else remember the grogs? They had an entire Christmas special at one point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S9wv09c2hc

Zack_Gochuck has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Feb 14, 2013

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Leon Einstein posted:

Jesus, they're all wearing maternity clothes. Anyway, it's funny because growing up in the 90s, we used to think that 80s fashions were so ridiculous, and how our clothing was so much cooler. If anything, 90s fashions are far, FAR worse.

I'm old enough to remember thinking, circa 1986, that fashion had been pretty much perfected. Where could it possibly go from there? And really, we've just looped back through the styles of 70s/80s/90s since then so maybe it's not completely wrong.

We used to make fun of how bogus the disco era was. 10 years later, everyone was wearing bell bottoms again.

And now everyone's wearing what I wore in 6th grade.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Did anybody ever play any of the Lego computer games? Before my brother got a PlayStation, I played almost nothing but Lego Chess, Lego Loco, Lego Rock Raiders and the first Lego Racers and Lego Island games (also Age Of Empires II).

the2ndgenesis
Mar 18, 2009

You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this.
I just remembered an old-rear end educational game we used to have on my family's first house computer: Undersea Adventure. I don't know what I ever could have thought was fun about this game; it seems boring as hell to me now. I'm probably just jaded by the almost two decades that have passed since I was seven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOzXzD0RPU

Though it is sorta fun in its campiness/corny voice acting, I suppose. :3:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

leidend posted:

I'm old enough to remember thinking, circa 1986, that fashion had been pretty much perfected. Where could it possibly go from there? And really, we've just looped back through the styles of 70s/80s/90s since then so maybe it's not completely wrong.

We used to make fun of how bogus the disco era was. 10 years later, everyone was wearing bell bottoms again.

And now everyone's wearing what I wore in 6th grade.

If flared-bottom or baggy pants get popular again, I may actually kill myself.

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012

leidend posted:

I'm old enough to remember thinking, circa 1986, that fashion had been pretty much perfected. Where could it possibly go from there? And really, we've just looped back through the styles of 70s/80s/90s since then so maybe it's not completely wrong.

We used to make fun of how bogus the disco era was. 10 years later, everyone was wearing bell bottoms again.

And now everyone's wearing what I wore in 6th grade.

Well, I think there's definitely been a lot of retro stuff in every decade since the '60s, but there always still seem to be some fashion trends that aren't really derivative of anything that came before. Jackets and athletic wear especially have a pretty decade-specific quality a lot of the time: things like Members Only jackets, Air Jordans, and Marty McFly-style down vests in the '80s, and microfleece vests and jackets, Columbia winter jackets, and Airwalks in the '90s. I'm sure there are some other examples from the '00s/'10s but they're not really coming to mind.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
I never threw my flared jeans away. And I won't until the crotches wear out. :colbert:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ema Nymton posted:

I never threw my flared jeans away. And I won't until the crotches wear out. :colbert:

What about your Starter Jacket?

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
Now that you mention it, I'm not sure what happened to my Toronto Raptors Starter jacket. I think it's at the bottom of some closet in my parents' house. I'd better go look for it, since apparently it might be worth a few bucks.

And I didn't even like basketball. I was just an American who really loved the city Toronto. And Jurassic Park. And I wanted some excuse to get a Starter jacket.

Wow, the Toronto Raptors name and logo is pretty 90s itself. Founded in 1995? You don't say.

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Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
I remember catching the last five minutes of this show every Saturday morning as I waited for wrestling to start. I still don't know what the hell it was about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFs5X-AfRM

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Someone in the sea slug detachable penis thread posted this image:



I had completely forgotten about those until now.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Someone in the sea slug detachable penis thread posted this image:



I had completely forgotten about those until now.

Me too, and this image brought them back. They were fiddly and annoying, and way less convenient than mechanical pencils. I'm guessing they were cheaper and novel though, because I got a load of these throughout childhood.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

bobkatt013 posted:

What about your Starter Jacket?

I still have my starter jacket :colbert:

Granted, I haven't worn it since high school. I'm 3 inches taller and about 40 pounds heavier, it wouldn't fit anyway.

Also, when I think campy 90s poo poo, there's one thing that's always the first to pop into my head:

madlilnerd
Jan 4, 2009

a bush with baggage

DrBouvenstein posted:

Someone in the sea slug detachable penis thread posted this image:



I had completely forgotten about those until now.

I had one that was all different colours, so it was like having a whole pack of coloured pencils in the space of one. Only, the leads were horrible and waxy so I never liked colouring with them :saddowns:

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Metal Loaf posted:

Did anybody ever play any of the Lego computer games? Before my brother got a PlayStation, I played almost nothing but Lego Chess, Lego Loco, Lego Rock Raiders and the first Lego Racers and Lego Island games (also Age Of Empires II).

Lego games were pretty much the only games I've played in my childhood, almost all of them were great. Except LEgo Island, it was poo poo and had almost no gameplay. Every character had a distinct personality and voicework though, that was pretty rad.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

madlilnerd posted:

I had one that was all different colours, so it was like having a whole pack of coloured pencils in the space of one. Only, the leads were horrible and waxy so I never liked colouring with them :saddowns:

The biggest problem was if you lost just one of those little plastic pieces, the pencil was useless since it relied on the whole column of pieces in the barrel to push back against the top cap.

Though eventually I figured out that if one lost a lead piece, I could keep it to provide "replacements" to other pencils that lost a piece.

That was a big logical leap for an 8-year old.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Call Now posted:

Lego games were pretty much the only games I've played in my childhood, almost all of them were great. Except LEgo Island, it was poo poo and had almost no gameplay. Every character had a distinct personality and voicework though, that was pretty rad.

Well, it was just half a dozen missions you had to complete, then you have to use a helicopter-mounted pizza and doughnut launcher to help the police officers catch the Brickster, and that's it. Unlike the other games, there just wasn't very much replay value.

As noted, when I was younger, the only games I played were Lego games and Age Of Empires II (until we got a PlayStation, anyway). In fact, Age Of Empires II could almost go here. The narrator for the William Wallace campaign was brilliant. He was like a parody of Braveheart ("BUILD TEN MORE... WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAD RRRRRAIDERRRRRRRRS!").

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

I didn't find out about this movie until 2002. When I did finally watch it all I wanted to do was watch it again. Best cheesy 90s movie ever.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Be prepared to relive all your junior high lunch periods.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

That's not an app for getting beaten up and having my money stolen, rated 1.

ANIME MONSTROSITY has a new favorite as of 19:30 on Feb 17, 2013

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

DrBouvenstein posted:

Someone in the sea slug detachable penis thread posted this image:



I had completely forgotten about those until now.

I thought these were really cool in elementary school, back in the early 70s. I guess you're going to tell me frozen meals were from the 90s too now. :-p

Things I'm pretty nostalgic about from the 90s was computer games. Like Interplay games Inc. Can't play any of them on any computer since Win 2000 unfortunately, because those writers were pretty funny. Normality was a GREAT game. Me and my nerd buddies were always quoting Normality. Oh, and Meat Puppet was awesome too.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

SnakePlissken posted:

Oh, and Meat Puppet was awesome too.

That was just reminding me of the stream of top-down, isometric, violent shoot-em-ups that came out in the mid-90's, like Loaded and its sequel Re-Loaded (featuring the musical stylings of Pop Will Eat Itself).

Now that I think of it, I may still have both of those games laying around somewhere. Might have to go storage diving.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
There was some Rocket Jockey style game where you flew around in an arena and fought ... monsters?
I remember watching a preview of this game, and one of the monsters was cleverly called a Shreddy Bear -- a toy bear with big claws.
And I unironically thought, "wow, that is so edgy."

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

SnakePlissken posted:

Oh, and Meat Puppet was awesome too.

Yes they were. I wish I still had my black ball cap with "Too High to Die" written in pink arched across the back.

Also, Keenan Ivory Wayans' shirts.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

CannedMacabre posted:

Also, Keenan Ivory Wayans' shirts.


To be fair, if you told me ASOS or Urban Outfitters was selling that shirt now, I would not even be surprised.

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

CannedMacabre posted:

Yes they were.

Not sure if you're joking but Meat Puppet was a 90s video game. The Meat Puppets I'd call an 80s band and "Meat Puppets II" broke new ground in a few ways, in about 85 or so. Especially I think with the aggressive use of compressor/limiters on each track, which became sort of a classic SST Records sound in the 80s. And both of the songs so well known from the Nirvana Unplugged album by the Pups were from that album too. The Too high to die version of Lake of Fire was a reprise, so to speak.

SnakePlissken has a new favorite as of 08:03 on Feb 18, 2013

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

SnakePlissken posted:

Not sure if you're joking but Meat Puppet was a 90s video game. The Meat Puppets I'd call an 80s band and "Meat Puppets II" broke new ground in a few ways, in about 85 or so. Especially I think with the aggressive use of compressor/limiters on each track, which became sort of a classic SST Records sound in the 80s. And both of the songs so well known from the Nirvana Unplugged album by the Pups were from that album too. The Too high to die version of Lake of Fire was a reprise, so to speak.

I didn't initially see the lack of an "s" in your post. I was not aware of a game called Meat Puppet. And yeah, I was a Meat Puppets fan long before Nirvana. Up On The Sun and Monsters were my introduction. Hey, while talking reprises and all, I still have the "Raw Meat" 10" with the glossy version of Up On The Sun and White Sports Coat on it.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

kimbo305 posted:

There was some Rocket Jockey style game where you flew around in an arena and fought ... monsters?
I remember watching a preview of this game, and one of the monsters was cleverly called a Shreddy Bear -- a toy bear with big claws.
And I unironically thought, "wow, that is so edgy."

I'd never heard of Rocket Jockey, so I looked it up... and of course the logo is a flaming skull with an 8-Ball for a forehead. Man, that would've made such an awesome POG, right alongside my weed-smoking alien and OJ Simpson behind bars POGs.

I bet that skull is fueled by POISON.

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

CannedMacabre posted:

I didn't initially see the lack of an "s" in your post. I was not aware of a game called Meat Puppet. And yeah, I was a Meat Puppets fan long before Nirvana. Up On The Sun and Monsters were my introduction. Hey, while talking reprises and all, I still have the "Raw Meat" 10" with the glossy version of Up On The Sun and White Sports Coat on it.

Well, clearly you're a big fan of those guys. I love them too, always have.

Meat Puppet, the GAME, is probably the cheesiest attempt at a cyberpunk computer game, notable for being one of the earlier attempts at a 3D simulation. It mostly plays sort of like a sidescroller with some 3D enhancement but sometimes goes vertical or diag, and was generally not quite as 3D as the original Quake. You control Lotus, an extremely leggy former callgirl in a skintight suit, of course, who's been brainwashed to be sort of an assassin or whatever, and kill your way through several levels of extreme dystopian scenarios, all using these sort of tiled backgrounds that were obviously designed to reduce the work for the artists, but which had this collateral effect of sort of a Doom/MC Escher hybrid appearance, which I still kinda love.

One level, you battle against hordes of vampire toddlers, all crying "Mommy" and "Mine!" as they pursue Lotus en masse to drink her blood, and she has to come up with ways of massacring them, such as luring them within range of a handy giant propeller and then turning it on, liquefying them, and other such brilliant stuff. Another great one, a boss level, you have a gunfight with some kind of surgically enhanced super warrior, who's constantly quoting Nietzche, Sun Tzu, etc. in a low grumbling voice while killing you with a shoulder mounted minigun or whatever. It was all too lo res really and so there's virtually no art online I can paste in here, but it had its camp value, as well as a nice techno soundtrack.

SnakePlissken has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Feb 19, 2013

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

SnakePlissken posted:

I thought these were really cool in elementary school, back in the early 70s. I guess you're going to tell me frozen meals were from the 90s too now. :-p

Things I'm pretty nostalgic about from the 90s was computer games. Like Interplay games Inc. Can't play any of them on any computer since Win 2000 unfortunately, because those writers were pretty funny. Normality was a GREAT game. Me and my nerd buddies were always quoting Normality. Oh, and Meat Puppet was awesome too.

If you ever desire to play normality again (it's probably the physical avatar of the 90s) it's available on GOG: http://www.gog.com/gamecard/normality

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

the black husserl posted:

If you ever desire to play normality again (it's probably the physical avatar of the 90s) it's available on GOG: http://www.gog.com/gamecard/normality

You ROXXORS!! I'm not only gonna play it, I'm gonna make my girlfriend play it!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hey yo, do you want Peak loving '90s? Here's some Peak loving '90s.

Ugh. Vanilla Ice headlining a film. Is there any more proof that the Nation of Islam was right about the white race being created by an evil scientist? I don't think so.

Seriously, watching this film gives me more white guilt than Roots.

Lorak
Apr 7, 2009

Well, there goes the Hall of Fame...
Nickelodeon had some music during commercial breaks. Not the bumpers, but they were often percussive with objects used as instruments. One used trash cans, another a quartet giving someone a haircut, where the main percussion was pumping and lowering the chair. I'd love to post a link to the video of the latter, but I can't seem to find it. Anyone else know what I'm referring to?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Lorak posted:

Nickelodeon had some music during commercial breaks. Not the bumpers, but they were often percussive with objects used as instruments. One used trash cans, another a quartet giving someone a haircut, where the main percussion was pumping and lowering the chair. I'd love to post a link to the video of the latter, but I can't seem to find it. Anyone else know what I'm referring to?

I remember one of these that had a lady talking on the phone, saying "Mhhmm, mmm-mmm, mmhmmmm and mmm-mmmm." over and over again as the beat. I used to love those.

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012
The Ocean Spray commercials featuring Bobby McFerrin are pretty campy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAi-ACaRzJw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw-dNSWlIm4

There was another one (a longer version of the first one), but I can't find it anywhere. My sister had it on a video that she used to tape soap operas, but that video has since disappeared.

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Canadian goons might get a kick out of the Squawk Box theme. Always liked that show...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGoymLRaPPA

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
There are two cartoons that I remember watching assiduously in the 90s (some are definitely from the 80s though).


1. Denver, the Last Dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY4RpkYmbnk

2. Thundercats (Really? Nobody has mentioned this?!) I just learned that they re-made the series!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-sOaUAgbB4

3. He-Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wl-tQPPm9c

4. "El Galactico" It's an anime, but it was broadcasted under that name in South America. No idea what name it had in the US (or if it was broadcasted at all!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7xG8SfvCmE

5. X-men. This was perhaps the first "dark" cartoon I watched. Despite being for children (I had a shitload of actiong figures, including a Sentinel and their plane) it was grim and even sort of scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZAhqEiq4cA

6. Captain Planet. Coinciding with the pro-recycling currents (which my mother taught me since I was a kid) I loved this loving show... even if it's pretty ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpXM9bj-WPU

7.The Centurions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQT00ZSVzcg

Perhaps a fellow goon can help me solve a doubt that I've had since I was a kid.
Once I saw a cartoon in which the characters had armors similar to those of the Centurions, but with some sort of animal in a chestplate. They could, I think, transform into said animal. Does that ring a bell to anyone?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
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Non Serviam posted:

2. Thundercats (Really? Nobody has mentioned this?!) I just learned that they re-made the series!

Maybe the reason that nobody mentioned it was because it wasn't from the '90s :ssh:

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Non Serviam posted:

5. X-men. This was perhaps the first "dark" cartoon I watched. Despite being for children (I had a shitload of actiong figures, including a Sentinel and their plane) it was grim and even sort of scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZAhqEiq4cA

Have a look at this video, if you haven't seen it already, and it's sequel.

More seriously, I was big into the X-Men cartoon when it was rerun seemingly endlessly on Fox Kids throughout the second half of the decade. I reckon it was an introduction to the characters for a lot of people; certainly, I was into X-Men before I started reading the comics.

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