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XboxPants posted:No see OUYA has to be in all caps. http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=OUYA As in rear end/arse CheckMATE  e: http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=Ouya 
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ChocNitty posted:Are you going to answer my question, or just be a condescending dick? His point is that phones have a comparable resolution to HDTVs, and tablets may even have a higher resolution. He answered your question.
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Feb 20, 2013 17:28
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So is Sony unveiling the PSOUYA today?
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Feb 20, 2013 17:40
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Croccers posted:http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=OUYA And what of our illustrious leader? http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=CEO%20Uhrman What... How dare you! Let's try this again... http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=julie%20uhrman Third time's the charm? http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=Julie%20Uhrman ...I think it knows something we don't.
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Feb 20, 2013 17:48
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XboxPants posted:No see OUYA has to be in all caps. And without the word Android: http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=OUYA edit: aaaaaaa beaten
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Feb 20, 2013 17:49
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Install Gentoo posted:You know that phone resolution is 1280x720 these days and tablet resolution is 1920x1080 or 2560x1600 right? Actually the most common tablet resolution is 1024x768 at the moment, based on actual tablets in use by consumers, but that's only if you count iOS in the running. Sticking with just Android there is no way you can make your case unless you limit the sample size to a small fraction of total Android tablets even if you just limit it to devices released in the last year. Can't speak much for phones.
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Feb 20, 2013 18:03
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bucketmouse posted:I cannot believe it's worse than Terraria. Has anyone picked the Dwarf Fortress code apart (assuming it's open source? I have no idea) or is it a language that disassembles cleanly? I like giggling at bad code. The weird thing is that somehow Terraria still made millions of dollars even if it doesn't meet some nerd's Coding Standards.
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Feb 20, 2013 18:29
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The weirder thing is that its profitability isn't what people are talking about!
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Feb 20, 2013 18:33
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nessin posted:Actually the most common tablet resolution is 1024x768 at the moment, based on actual tablets in use by consumers, but that's only if you count iOS in the running. Sticking with just Android there is no way you can make your case unless you limit the sample size to a small fraction of total Android tablets even if you just limit it to devices released in the last year. Can't speak much for phones. I'm talking about what's came out end of last year and coming out this year. EG stuff like the Kindle Fire HD 8.9 inch which came out in November and is 1920x1200 at 8.9 inches, Nexus 10 which came out also in November at 2560x1600 and 10.1 inches. There were also some tablets from the beginning of the year that were 1920x1080 or 1920x1200 at 10 inches. And in phones there's plenty of 2012 phones that were 1280x720 or higher, and even a very few at 1920x1080. Even intentionally low cost phones like the Nexus 4 were starting to be 1280x720 minimum.
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Feb 20, 2013 18:37
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I wasn't going to post any more of these but this one is pretty worth sharing: http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=Boxer8 Mammal Sauce posted:The weirder thing is that its profitability isn't what people are talking about! On that topic, even though the OUYA folks originally said they'd be able to sell the systems at a profit, they're not longer making that claim. I think it was the Ben Kuchera/Julie Uhrman interview, he asked her about it and all she could say was "we're very confident about our business model". ChocNitty posted:I'm a bit confused on what games will be available at launch. The wikipedia page says: Yeah it's pretty much a mess trying to figure that kind of stuff out. That 481 number is taken from a forum thread of every OUYA game (i.e. not just launch), and even then it's a really lovely list of every random dude that says they're going to make a game, and also includes the 166 game jame entries which are definitely not all confirmed for the system. As far as launch games go, I've been trying to keep track of games that are, like, at least Desura-level of quality. So, not BS like this. In that list there's a little over 20 games. If you count the launch as June instead of March/April - since that's when people are actually going to be able to buy them - then the number of "launch" games would go up. However, that's dependent on the OUYA doing well enough that developers don't cancel their games in between April and June, so it's impossible to predict how much the number would go up.
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Feb 20, 2013 19:28
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XboxPants posted:I wasn't going to post any more of these but this one is pretty worth sharing: Seriously that generator knows stuff we don't....
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Feb 20, 2013 19:46
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XboxPants posted:And what of our illustrious leader? Excuse me but aren't you guys forgetting that Side View Generator is popular than Origin Generator? http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=CEO%20Uhrman  e: http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=xboxpants e2: http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=Hitler What the gently caress...   Oh god I can't stop. If this thing gets ported to the OUYA I might consider buying it. circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Feb 20, 2013 |
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Feb 20, 2013 22:42
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Croccers posted:http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=OUYA This is more like it: http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=The%20OUYA Mammal Sauce posted:The weirder thing is that its profitability isn't what people are talking about! More money = better than, man.
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Feb 21, 2013 00:31
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Glad you guys trashed the OUYA Controller so much. Sony knows a good idea when they see one. Thanks for believing, Xboxpants.
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Feb 21, 2013 00:42
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ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:Glad you guys trashed the OUYA Controller so much. Sony knows a good idea when they see one. Thanks for believing, Xboxpants. I'm not being sarcastic when I say this. Ouya really did think ahead of the curve on this. Or rather Sony decided to rip off the wiiu, the kinect, and the ouya all at once.
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Feb 21, 2013 00:46
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ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:Glad you guys trashed the OUYA Controller so much. Sony knows a good idea when they see one. Thanks for believing, Xboxpants. What possible use does that sony controller have for a touchpad right there. I can understand plopping a touchscreen there, that's a great plan for a variety of reasons, but touchpads? The WiiU screen on controller schema has tons of potential and is already showing off some neat things, but a touchpad on a controller doesn't bring any of the advantages a touchscreen brings.
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Feb 21, 2013 00:46
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Liquid Penguins posted:I'm not being sarcastic when I say this. Ouya really did think ahead of the curve on this. Or rather Sony decided to rip off the wiiu, the kinect, and the ouya all at once. Chances are pretty good (like, almost certain) that Sony had prototypes with that touchpad before the BABABOUYA was even announced. They might have even stolen the idea from industry rumors.
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Feb 21, 2013 01:43
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ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:Glad you guys trashed the OUYA Controller so much. Sony knows a good idea when they see one. Thanks for believing, Xboxpants. http://en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=PS4 Checkmate, corporate bagmuncher!
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Feb 21, 2013 03:59
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HEY there is this game that is totally like Skyrim on the YOLOAnnel-Ideas posted:
Please note I have never actually played Skyrim. And have no way of bringing this game to the YOLO
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Feb 21, 2013 04:39
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Red_Mage posted:What possible use does that sony controller have for a touchpad right there. I can understand plopping a touchscreen there, that's a great plan for a variety of reasons, but touchpads? Who knows what they have in mind. The Vita had all sorts of poo poo like this on it and it completely flopped.
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Feb 21, 2013 05:18
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Who knows what they have in mind. The Vita had all sorts of poo poo like this on it and it completely flopped. There's more to the Vita crashing and burning than just gimmicky touchpads. Vita owner trap sprung  What's the market for the Ouya anyway? Game console hipsters? Maybe I'm just like too old a fart or something but I can't see having the ability to play Zenonia 4 on a huge tv being super compelling.
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Feb 21, 2013 06:14
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ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:Glad you guys trashed the OUYA Controller so much. Sony knows a good idea when they see one. Thanks for believing, Xboxpants. The PS4 has been in development since 2007.
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Feb 21, 2013 06:36
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:The PS4 has been in development since 2007. That doesn't necessarily mean that the touch pad has been too. Remember that Sony hastily added motion controls into the Dual Shock 3 to "compete" with the Wii last minute, which lead to a hilarious E3 conference
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Feb 21, 2013 06:50
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orphean posted:What's the market for the Ouya anyway? Game console hipsters? Maybe I'm just like too old a fart or something but I can't see having the ability to play Zenonia 4 on a huge tv being super compelling. Louisgod posted:That doesn't necessarily mean that the touch pad has been too. Remember that Sony hastily added motion controls into the Dual Shock 3 to "compete" with the Wii last minute, which lead to a hilarious E3 conference Sony's hardware plan seems to be "literally steal whatever Nintendo just did to the best of our ability".
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Feb 21, 2013 06:56
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Louisgod posted:That doesn't necessarily mean that the touch pad has been too. Remember that Sony hastily added motion controls into the Dual Shock 3 to "compete" with the Wii last minute, which lead to a hilarious E3 conference Did any game even use that 6 axis stuff?
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Feb 21, 2013 06:57
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Did any game even use that 6 axis stuff? Yes. It usually wasn't super good. Stupid Ratchet and Clank tornado gun.
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Feb 21, 2013 06:57
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Did any game even use that 6 axis stuff? The first PS3 game I ever played was Army of Two, which my brother and I were trying out on his roommate's console just for the hell of it. On maybe the second or third mission, there's a sequence in which you and your partner are parachuting in a two-person harness, with one player steering the parachute and the other shooting. You're supposed to steer the parachute using the motion controls, but at no point does the game ever tell you this, and since neither of us actually owned a PS3 it never even occurred to us. This led to about 20 minutes of "I HAVE PRESSED EVERY BUTTON ON THIS GODDAMN CONTROLLER WHY ARE WE STILL FLYING INTO THE CLIFFS" before we finally had to just Google it. This is probably an Army of Two problem more than a gimmicky motion controller problem, but still, gently caress that.
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Feb 21, 2013 07:03
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I think the sony controll sucks, also. Touchpad and built in share button! Why doesn't the lolo have a built in share button?
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Feb 21, 2013 07:10
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Red_Mage posted:HEY there is this game that is totally like Skyrim on the YOLO
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Feb 21, 2013 10:41
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Louisgod posted:That doesn't necessarily mean that the touch pad has been too. Remember that Sony hastily added motion controls into the Dual Shock 3 to "compete" with the Wii last minute, which lead to a hilarious E3 conference I've had a PS3 for years and did not know about this. Wow.
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Feb 21, 2013 16:15
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Peven Stan posted:I've had a PS3 for years and did not know about this. Wow. How could anybody forget?! I believe they shoehorned it into the controller a few weeks before E3 (according to a Team Ninja rep, if I remember correctly), so none of the developers had a chance to really implement and test what they had in place. Thank god they didn't because that conference was amazing.
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Feb 21, 2013 19:05
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Louisgod posted:How could anybody forget?! I believe they shoehorned it into the controller a few weeks before E3 (according to a Team Ninja rep, if I remember correctly), so none of the developers had a chance to really implement and test what they had in place. Thank god they didn't because that conference was amazing. I've always wanted to know what it's like to pilot a fighter jet after a night of heavy drinking.
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Feb 21, 2013 19:19
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I know MGS4 used it for peeking out of dumpsters. Infamous 1 for controlling the lightning strike. Uncharted 1 used it for grenades and stupid balancing when on beams maybe. Uhh.... that's all I remember using sixaxis for.
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Feb 21, 2013 19:27
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Don't forget making the Katamari jump in Katamari Forever! (it was completely useless because you could do the same thing by just pressing R2 and L2 at the same time, if I recall correctly)
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Feb 21, 2013 19:30
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Clearly the BOOSHYA is going to revolutionize sixaxis360noscopetouchpadheadshotz though guys, no doubt about it.
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Feb 21, 2013 19:33
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Neurolimal posted:Don't forget making the Katamari jump in Katamari Forever! (it was completely useless because you could do the same thing by just pressing R2 and L2 at the same time, if I recall correctly) Also tilting Sackboys head in Little Big Planet. Oh yeah, making Roses boobs bounce in MGS4
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Feb 21, 2013 19:40
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What I really want to know is how much that controller is going to cost when PS3 controllers are already $50-$60 without touchpads and Move wands and whatever else they come up with mashed in.
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Feb 21, 2013 19:41
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Croccers posted:I know MGS4 used it for peeking out of dumpsters. Infamous 1 for controlling the lightning strike. Uncharted 1 used it for grenades and stupid balancing when on beams maybe. Heavy Rain basically built the game around it.
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raditts posted:What I really want to know is how much that controller is going to cost when PS3 controllers are already $50-$60 without touchpads and Move wands and whatever else they come up with mashed in. Well at least the move thing is just a multi-color LED light, right?
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XboxPants posted:Well at least the move thing is just a multi-color LED light, right? Indeed. That'll be 39.99 please.
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