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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Wh... why would you ponify a Wacom tablet?

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SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

People who masturbate to ponies are weird. People who masturbate to Crossed should be shot.

I would say there's a significant overlap between those two parties.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
What the gently caress is Crossed

edit: nevermind I google image-searched it and loving what the loving gently caress, gently caress, what the gently caress :smith:

Hedrigall has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Feb 20, 2013

Fantastisk
May 19, 2011

After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire, but, you know, I didn't die. I had crystallized, and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.

Urban Dictionary posted:

A plague that causes its victims to carry out their most evil thoughts. Carriers of the virus are known as the Crossed due to a cross-like rash that appears on their faces. This contagion is primarily spread through bodily fluids, which the Crossed have used to great effect by treating their weapons with it.
The crossed run amok, killing, raping, and maiming. Aircrafts were crashed into buildings, nuclear power plants were intentionally blown up and families and friends butchered each other with whatever weapons they could find.

So basically, violent stories for violent stories' sake? What's the source?

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat

Fantastisk posted:

So basically, violent stories for violent stories' sake? What's the source?

This comic, apparently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossed_(comics)

Sounds like another "edgy" comic that tries to justify in-universe reasons for rape being rampant.

M as in Mancy
Apr 21, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Source of the image is the jitterbug jive tumblr. Going there also reveals the artist is completely certain that what they are making is art and not gore porn.

But this isn't the mock thread, so I'll just post something weird they made one time.

anathenema
Apr 8, 2009

miscellaneous14 posted:

This comic, apparently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossed_(comics)

Sounds like another "edgy" comic that tries to justify in-universe reasons for rape being rampant.

That's kind of Garth Ennis' thing. Subtlety is not really a forte. Look up his other series, The Boys, for further examples.

The main villain rapes and eats a baby, other bad guys smoke joints made from dried fetuses and so forth. It kind of becomes almost a case of trying too hard.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

anathenema posted:

That's kind of Garth Ennis' thing. Subtlety is not really a forte. Look up his other series, The Boys, for further examples.

The main villain rapes and eats a baby, other bad guys smoke joints made from dried fetuses and so forth. It kind of becomes almost a case of trying too hard.

There's really no "almost" involved. It's the written equivalent of those 90s comics where everyone had insanely overexaggerated x-treem muscles.

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...

Hedrigall posted:

What the gently caress is Crossed

edit: nevermind I google image-searched it and loving what the loving gently caress, gently caress, what the gently caress :smith:

Crossed is Garth Ennis' "I can do that too" response to Warren Ellis' miniseries "Blackgas". Blackgas mostly followed the unaffected and used those altered as freakier zombies, and to make some sort of statement about human nature(and possibly weed). Crossed just tried to be as gross, gory, and rape filled as possible while making fun of whoever Ennis didn't like that month. Garth Ennis can actually write excellent war comics but when he drifts from them you get... that.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Is that supposed to be a fishman?

Content:

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

miscellaneous14 posted:

This comic, apparently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossed_(comics)

Sounds like another "edgy" comic that tries to justify in-universe reasons for rape being rampant.

I've only read Garth Ennis' run on it (a lot of other writers and artists have taken turns at it, and I've heard they're poo poo awful) but it's actually pretty decent and not anywhere near as rape-y as it sounds. Also, the violence is mostly intended as black comedy; this should be fairly obvious given that the lead zombie in the pack chasing Ennis' protagonists around asserts his authority by beating his underlings around with a severed horse penis while yelling "HORSECOCK!". (link is :nws:, obviously)

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Daionus the 23rd posted:

Dude, you might want to :nms: that poo poo.

Also, that Jitterbug Jive guy makes some crazy poo poo. His claim to fame among pony fans is a comic blog where an evil nymphomaniacal pony version of Doctor Who has sexy and violent adventures in the magical land of Equestria.

What th...

How is...

How is that even a thing?

a dozen swans
Aug 24, 2012

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

Garth Ennis can actually write excellent war comics but when he drifts from them you get... that.
Hey, Preacher was fantastic.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


The Glumslinger posted:

What th...

How is...

How is that even a thing?

It's a recurring character in the show, duh.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Vagueabond posted:

Hey, Preacher was fantastic.

For the most part, but even there you occasionally see the 14 year old boy sensibility showing through

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Reading a great AV Club article about Ducktales, and this was linked in the comments.

For all I know this is :nws:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40
Ahaha, that one is a classic. But this one is way better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b7h6pyJ83M

Edit: It's a dogma trailer for Donald Duck, in case yer wonderin'

Deceitful Penguin has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Feb 22, 2013

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
i love this more than I can ever imagine. I think I just found my next tattoo

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Optimist with doubt posted:

i love this more than I can ever imagine. I think I just found my next tattoo

"Yeah, this is my tattoo. It's about deportations, repression and hunting spider-man frantically!"

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?


Made by this dude:

https://www.facebook.com/rjwartist

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

The best part is the tin man bart butt.

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Optimist with doubt posted:

i love this more than I can ever imagine. I think I just found my next tattoo

"uh, heh, ummm, it's just, it's a funny picture I saw on the internet"

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Nicely done. I too would like a sequel to "Big Trouble in Little China".

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Robert Denby posted:


Nicely done. I too would like a sequel to "Big Trouble in Little China".

Needs a scar between the eyes.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

swamp waste posted:

"uh, heh, ummm, it's just, it's a funny picture I saw on the internet"

Yeah we don't wanna hear how you would explain it dude, most people would just say "Stalin as Kraven the Hunter." Not the most obscure Spider-Man villain but there's a sizable population that wouldn't need it explained to them.

a pro prolapse
Oct 9, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Do balloon animals count as fanart :stare:

Scratch-O
Apr 27, 2009

My goodness!

a pro prolapse posted:


Do balloon animals count as fanart :stare:

Of course! Nothing like getting a balloon animal of your favorite charac

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Scratch-O posted:

Of course! Nothing like getting a balloon animal of your favorite charac


It's immediately recognizable and therefore a success. :colbert:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Scratch-O posted:

Of course! Nothing like getting a balloon animal of your favorite charac


I won't hear a single word against Gaseous Snake. :colbert:

He's had...a hard life. :911:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I think I have won the weird Snake fanart competition.

Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Feb 22, 2013

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Oh God, Snake's face is wonderful.

From a Facebook friend:

Comrade Kommissar
Jul 29, 2006

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I'm sure the Princess will just move past it and heal.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Inspector_71 posted:

Oh God, Snake's face is wonderful.

From a Facebook friend:


Heheheheh hey Mister White, his name is Man-trout.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Inspector_71 posted:

From a Facebook friend:


I can see these two cooking meth, just not successfully.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004


This is not weird fanart this is a terrible comic.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012


This is terrible on multiple levels. For one thing, he's powering up with his right hand but he punches with his left.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Do you know what song that is? Is it from a soundtrack?

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

lidnsya posted:

Do you know what song that is? Is it from a soundtrack?
It's called Calling To The Night and it's the theme song of Metal Gear Portable Ops.

While we're on Metal Gear fanart, I did a search for it and I found this. (I'm linking this because I haven't set up an imgur account yet and its pretty loving long.)

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 06:36 on Feb 23, 2013

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redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

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