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IRQ posted:Where's the list of chapter synopsis? I have nothing going on this weekend so I'll get started on killing off Cate, I just have no idea what the context is. Try the google doc, unless someone deleted it all.
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Saeka posted:I haven't read the books, but going by that amazing and informative trailer, I'm just going to make a few assumptions here: Robb Stark is going to die at Very close. Must be a very well done trailer or you have some awesome predictive skills.
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I humbly request that Maester Martendale have a larger role in A Clash of Kinks. His introduction and Kate's observations of him were some good poo poo.Saeka posted:I haven't read the books, but going by that amazing and informative trailer, I'm just going to make a few assumptions here: Robb Stark is going to die at his wedding, Bran is going to turn into a tree, Stannis will remain awesome, nothing of importance will happen, and Tywin and Dany will poo poo themselves.
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Ah, I was so close!
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Shoehead posted:Try the google doc, unless someone deleted it all. I don't know what you're talking about.
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thornghost posted:You all must needs know that I believe we received a completely legitimate five star review on Smashwords last week. "Adult-content rating: This book contains content considered unsuitable for
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IRQ posted:Where's the list of chapter synopsis? I have nothing going on this weekend so I'll get started on killing off Cate, I just have no idea what the context is. The Google doc is where you're supposed to post chapters to, like the first one, which you never did. Gosh. ACwK(C?) Chapters Post http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3422738&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=537#post411203964
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So, I haven't been paying too much attention recently. I know that WoW is never coming out, but has GRRM said anything in the past 2 years about writing a single word of it? Has he got so fat that he's not even bothering to give people false hope anymore? I feel like false hope is an integral part of the ASoIaF experience, and new fans are really missing out.
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Bulletproof Tiger posted:I feel like false hope is an integral part of the ASoIaF experience Like a dog that chases after your empty throw so a Wild Card sprints.
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Bulletproof Tiger posted:So, I haven't been paying too much attention recently. I know that WoW is never coming out, but has GRRM said anything in the past 2 years about writing a single word of it? Has he got so fat that he's not even bothering to give people false hope anymore? I feel like false hope is an integral part of the ASoIaF experience, and new fans are really missing out. As a newer fan I agree. I wanna have some hope and then have George crush it literally. Estimated 2015 release isn't doing it for me.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:It shouldn't be difficult to calculate how much each author gets from a total of 3 sales. We have actually sold quite a few copies. It's not a staggering amount by any stretch of the imagination, but we've sold three copies just this week on Amazon alone. And this is far after that initial demand spike.
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He's posted/read a couple chapters that apparently were pushed back from AFFC/ADWD, so there are at least some words.
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Who likes blandish trailers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzI9v_B4sxw
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The Mutato posted:Who likes blandish trailers gently caress me, I do. Several of the shots gave me shivers.
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The Mutato posted:Who likes blandish trailers I like the bit where it's coming out and you know that it is actually coming out on that date.
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rejutka posted:I like the bit where it's coming out and you know that it is actually coming out on that date.
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This is awesome and brilliant and I choose to believe it. Does he talk about manderly? That fucker should me a merman too. Errant Gin Monks posted:This version of the bad thread is pretty good. That which is gassed never dies, it only rises stronger Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:It shouldn't be difficult to calculate how much each author gets from a total of 3 sales. Profit = poo poo / dick Urdnot Fire posted:Seriously, AGOB can't compare to ASOIAF unless it has at least some constantly-used phrases. It is known. "It is brown" ( pronounced "Brone" which leads to endless confusion and hijinks!) Instead of "The Lords Kiss", use the "Peasant's Snack", and never really describe what it is, just hint at stuff, that is different each time. Sex moves all revolving around food: "Sack Lunch" "Lemon Twyst" "Pot's Pie" "The Dornish Pepper" oh and the "Red Wedding". def need a sex move called the Red Wedding.
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kcroy posted:oh and the "Red Wedding". def need a sex move called the Red Wedding. I can get behind this. Cate and Ronn get multiple penetrations and then someone throws a pet into the mix. Meanwhilst, nuncle what's his fish has boring vanilla missionary style but lives to regret it.
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I love that someone posted a swathe of spoilers and that it's currently the second comment on the trailer page. I gave that comment a thumbs up.
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Man, it's annoying trying to hold a conversation with someone on that video when youtube demands I fill out capchas endlessly to prove I'm not a bot. I mean, I am, but not the kind they think.
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syscall girl posted:I can get behind this. Make Ronn transform into a pet 
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Oh man, that trailer. Readers, commence LOLing forever. Dany has her boats and the dragons are getting big! She's going to Westeros! Robb Robb Robb!!! OMG IT'S HAPPENING!
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Maybe it will happen and they're completely rewriting the series.
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The best part of that trailer is all the people in the comments constantly asking over and over again what the lovely song is, just non-stop. No one reads the comments to find out, just blindly asks and what? Probably doesn't even stick around to see if they get answered, then posts again a few hours later on their fiftieth watching.
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Feb 23, 2013 19:44
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The wisest thing ever said is "view the internet like there is no comments section". Fox News, Reddit, and YouTube are in a three way tie for absolute stupidest userbase and most asinine comments sections. It's really for the best that you never read them. Unless it's to spoil them.
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Yeah, I was spoiling them a while back, but someone else has bravely taken up the torch, so I just upvoted their comments endlessly while downvoting anything critical of spoiling. Democracy!
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The wisest thing ever said is "view the internet like there is no comments section". IMDb is generally really awful too.
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SaviourX posted:The Google doc is where you're supposed to post chapters to, like the first one, which you never did. I don't know where the google doc is!
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The Mutato posted:Who likes blandish trailers When I think George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire, I think crappy pop music playing in the background while dudes with swords and shields run through fields of grass and snow. edit: I mean I know that's all that happens in ADwD (only with Dany making GBS threads while all this is happening), but come on HBO! ASoS is the best book of the series and this is what you show as a promo to the live-action adaption of it? Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Feb 23, 2013 |
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Eh, the song itself is actually pretty good for a pop song.
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It's a shame because last season had a pretty cool trailer. And I'm torn on whether I'd want them to change Dany's story so drastically. On the one hand, it'd be so much better than the books; on the other, I'm not sure if I want that because I'm spiteful.
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kcroy posted:This is awesome and brilliant and I choose to believe it. Does he talk about manderly? That fucker should me a merman too. He does talk about Manderly, also Ser Meryn is a fish man too. kcroy posted:oh and the "Red Wedding". def need a sex move called the Red Wedding. So, being abstinent until marriage and then doing some vanilla missionary in front of the whole wedding party? Sounds exciting.
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thornghost posted:We have actually sold quite a few copies. It's not a staggering amount by any stretch of the imagination, but we've sold three copies just this week on Amazon alone. And this is far after that initial demand spike. So are we talking a six pack per author, a litre of Morgans per, a 15 YO per...
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Who would buy anything other than a sex swing?
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The Mutato posted:Who likes blandish trailers The half-second clip of Sandor & Beric was worth it.
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The Sandor and Berric fight, Joff's Wedding and the Red Wedding are the things I'm most excited to see. And the battle at Castle Black was pretty ballin' but that'a probably being saved for next season since 10 episodes of Brienne visiting villages and Vikings holding an election is probably going to get old fast.
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During my probation, I wrote precisely three sentances of Chapter 17. I am the Georgesatz Hedergrrm.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:During my probation, I wrote precisely three sentances of Chapter 17. The poop-pee must flow.
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Contra Calculus posted:The Sandor and Berric fight, Joff's Wedding and the Red Wedding are the things I'm most excited to see. And the battle at Castle Black was pretty ballin' but that'a probably being saved for next season since 10 episodes of Brienne visiting villages and Vikings holding an election is probably going to get old fast. I can't imagine they'll do both the Red Wedding and Joffrey's wedding in one season. I can see the Red Wedding this season, and then Joffrey's wedding in the middle of season 4.
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Someone record chapter five. My mic is trash.
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