Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

luvd posted:

I was going to say he played a blinder in that match and scored some cracking goals but then he goes and stamps on someone again.

What a colossal twat.

# ? Feb 22, 2013 21:00

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# ? May 30, 2024 13:52

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkwgtbBpPl4

Nice little project to allow kids from poor families to play football gets support by some German rapper and several Bundesliga players including jerome Boateng and Dortmund coach J�rgen Klopp.

# ? Feb 22, 2013 21:13

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

serious gaylord posted:

I was going to say he played a blinder in that match and scored some cracking goals but then he goes and stamps on someone again.

What a colossal twat.

I think at this point he collects bans like kids collect stickers.

# ? Feb 22, 2013 21:53

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

KoldPT posted:

Yes, that's it. FYI: Jesus is the name of Benfica's manager, not the other Jesus. This inevitably makes for oh so hilarious puns in newspapers, of course.

Boavista is one of the five portuguese teams to have ever been champions of the league, three of which you probably already know of (Porto, Benfica and Sporting), one of which which was champion ages ago (Belenenses in the 60s), and Boavista.

Boavista's presidents were the Loureiro family, Valentim and his son Jo�o. Major Valentim Loureiro was also the president of the city of Gondomar. You can see where this is going, right? Oh, yeah, TOTALLY coincidentally, the year Boavista won the title, the Major was the president of the Portuguese League, and two other notable figures in our football (president of the referees, iirc?) were also Boavista fans.

Jo�o Loureiro and the most notable Boavista fan, Manuel do La�o.

They were involved in the Apito Dourado ("Golden Whistle") process which also involved FCP's president Pinto da Costa, and were charged with corruption. Porto took a six point docking, which didn't stop us from winning the league with a 13 point league, but poor Boavista got hosed HARD. They were sent to the second division and fell into a downward spiral, only surviving because of, essentially, charity. Players playing for free, or almost free, former players contributing, free food because the bar lady was a big fan, etc.

Manuel do La�o when Boavista got kicked to the second division.

Well, yesterday their luck appears to have turned around, as they will be getting promoted to the first division again administratively. They'll probably get paid a huge sum, too.

This is a good post. I miss that awesome Boavista strip

# ? Feb 22, 2013 23:23

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

serious gaylord posted:

I was going to say he played a blinder in that match and scored some cracking goals but then he goes and stamps on someone again.

What a colossal twat.

He had to put his foot somewhere :shepface:

# ? Feb 22, 2013 23:28

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

serious gaylord posted:

I was going to say he played a blinder in that match and scored some cracking goals but then he goes and stamps on someone again.

What a colossal twat.

Injured Lombaerts too with his push ahead of the second Liverpool goal.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:07

britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:09

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

britishbornandbread posted:

Are LA Galaxy fans going to be like West Ham and Millwall fans and try to claim him now?

Speaking of Morrissey...

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Feb 23, 2013

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Weird, I always pictured him as a Chivas fan...

E: ha, I hadn't seen that photo Was Taters posted

trem_two fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Feb 23, 2013

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:20

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Adulterous Hitler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXLAqVRpRM&t=50s

Hahaha, that's amazing I love it.

serious gaylord posted:

I was going to say he played a blinder in that match and scored some cracking goals but then he goes and stamps on someone again.

What a colossal twat.

It's pretty frustrating sometimes. I don't understand why he can't just stop making oval office moves and just enjoy being an amazing footballer.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Feb 23, 2013

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:33

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

trem_two posted:

Weird, I always pictured him as a Chivas fan...

Well I don't know why.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:41

Empress Brosephine: Mar 31, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Of course he's a full kit wanker.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 00:55

Private Eye: Jul 12, 2010; Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

quote:

Saints are out to ruin "Alain Pardieu's" French party this weekend.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 01:00

Mr Snips: Jan 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2670d5nvU

# ? Feb 23, 2013 01:49

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Hoops posted:

Hahaha, that's amazing I love it.

It's pretty frustrating sometimes. I don't understand why he can't just stop making oval office moves and just enjoy being an amazing footballer.

So are you guys going to stop crying about Huth now?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:27

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

Private Eye posted:

*depardieu

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:31

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

a but de souffle

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:32

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

britishbornandbread posted:

That guy on the right looks like an even counties version of the guy in your tar.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:29

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

britishbornandbread posted:

Morrissey poses for a photo with an unidentified fan

# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:18

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Byolante posted:

So are you guys going to stop crying about Huth now?

I don't know about "us guys" because I've never made a single comment on that incident in real life or on here, but if I'm going to criticise my own player for stamping on people then it makes sense that I'm going to criticise others too. If you think there was nothing to cry about then you also think what Suarez did is fine.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 16:10

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

Lamont Cranston posted:

Morrissey poses for a photo with an unidentified fan

I can't believe it took this long

# ? Feb 23, 2013 16:13

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Byolante posted:

So are you guys going to stop crying about Huth now?

Well he did punch Senderos in the head today...

# ? Feb 23, 2013 16:16

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

Seattle Sounders just signed Djimi Traore, so I thought it might be nice to relive this moment. For other people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyT445MueNc

# ? Feb 23, 2013 20:21

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

TyChan posted:

Are LA Galaxy fans going to be like West Ham and Millwall fans and try to claim him now?

Speaking of Morrissey...

Pretentious stuckup pseudointellectual twat meets Joey Barton

# ? Feb 23, 2013 20:38

SoylentCola: Mar 21, 2001; Ultra Carp

Morrisey in a shirt given to him by Kevin Gallen

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:00

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

belgend posted:

Pretentious stuckup pseudointellectual twat meets Joey Barton

This is spot on.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:03

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:18

Sin Dios: Aug 7, 2004

On the topic of awesome soccer game intros,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxWUm8b9Ec
SEGA Worldwide Soccer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6NiBNA1hMw
ISS Pro Evo 2 - the precursor for modern soccer games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtktxKLvo68
Winning Eleven 2002 - freaking EPIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHfGslkNO2M
What about the super epic/emotional cup celebration in ISS Pro Evo 2? This was especially amazing when you would win a long, hard-fought Master League and at the end you see your players being introduced one by one and then you see some cool highlights at the end with the credits..

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:27

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

c0burn posted:

This is amazing, do you know where/when it happened?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:40

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Serbia U17 v Moldova U17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRyaWbLM1zc

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:41

vivisectvnv: Aug 5, 2003

britishbornandbread posted:

would be best post in the thread if that was moz and barton, but a close second nonetheless

edit: lol nevermind beaten badly

vivisectvnv fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Feb 23, 2013

# ? Feb 23, 2013 22:29

Aromatic Stretch: Nov 4, 2009

Found this badge during a clearout a few days ago, reminded me of the picture earlier of all the players who hadn't been born when Giggs made his debut. I remember going to this match, think it was to celebrate his 10th year with Man Utd?

Aromatic Stretch fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 24, 2013

# ? Feb 24, 2013 01:21

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Save of the season from Morocco:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_vhrbStNs

# ? Feb 24, 2013 01:21

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

c0burn posted:

I love trick set pieces and they should be used more. 49s, 1:27, 1:40 and 2:00 are all fantastic but they're all worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaswrSWWf0

# ? Feb 24, 2013 01:26

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

britishbornandbread posted:

This was last week when we played a friendly against Club Tijuana Xoloitzcuintles. He was in the weight room for some weird reason during the game. One of our players who got a red in the 48th minute found him hanging about in the locker room. Morrisey that is, not the unidentified fan in that photo.

# ? Feb 24, 2013 02:43

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

JingleBells posted:

Save of the season from Morocco:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_vhrbStNs

That is a nice loving save.

# ? Feb 24, 2013 03:10

DoHimJob: Nov 30, 2005; GIANT SPACEBALL

Scott Bakula posted:

I love trick set pieces and they should be used more. 49s, 1:27, 1:40 and 2:00 are all fantastic but they're all worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaswrSWWf0

Ahahahha, that last penalty is loving fantastic.

# ? Feb 24, 2013 08:49

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

Scott Bakula posted:

I love trick set pieces and they should be used more. 49s, 1:27, 1:40 and 2:00 are all fantastic but they're all worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaswrSWWf0

Who cares about the goals, this soundtrack is incredible. It's like I'm 15 again!

# ? Feb 24, 2013 10:51

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

DoHimJob posted:

Ahahahha, that last penalty is loving fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l_QmTEoPdk

# ? Feb 24, 2013 14:22

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TheGoatFeeder: Mar 16, 2005; "One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

# ? Feb 24, 2013 18:53

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