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Lizard Combatant posted:Also, this film looks hideous. Not just the giants, but everything. I feel it would be passable if the giants didn't look so crap. It's like someone leaned over the modeler's shoulder and screamed "I don't care whether it looks remotely like it actually fits in a realistic landscape, PILE ON MORE loving GRIME AND GRIT"
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QuoProQuid posted:I have yet to see any advertisements for Jack the Giant Slayer anywhere. I wouldn't even know the movie was coming out if it weren't for this thread. There have been trailers in theaters for a bit. If you think it looks poo poo in poster, hoo-boy you should see it on the big screen. IMDB posted:The ancient war between humans and a race of giants is reignited when Jack, a young farmhand fighting for a kingdom and the love of a princess, opens a gateway between the two worlds. E: It's Ewan; Ewan is the giant.
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penismightier posted:Yup that's the spitting image of Frances McDormand. You know if you put a sentence like "I have to buy a new washer and dryer" into babelfish and take it through a few languages it comes back as "Must face touch lemon truck ham"? It's like that, only it was photo-wood carving-cave painting-cross stitch-gorilla fingerpainting-anime.
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kiimo posted:Same team that did Cloud Atlas so... draw your own conclusions. Cloud Atlas has great trailers, so they nailed that aspect.
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I wasn't throwing that marketing team under the bus and I realize it kinda sounds like it in my post. That team gets a lot of movies that are kind of a difficult sell because they're the newest team. Cloud Atlas was a weird campaign and just between me and you so is this one in my opinion.
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Cloud Atlas had an amazing trailer. This movie has absolutely nothing grabbing my interest. Like I still don't get why this movie was made. Once Upon a loving Time did a better jack/beanstalk movie in a tv episode.
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Yeah, that movie was all hype, no payoff. All the pre-release stuff had me really interested in how it was going to turn out. It seemed like it was gonna be one of the most creative films in a while. Then I watched it and it was a loving chore to sit through. I can't in good conscience recommend it to anyone.
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The book felt like somebody who wanted to write genre fiction but wasn't self-assured enough to do it unpretentiously so they did the frame story to dry and add depth. I enjoyed the book and the movie but neither really lives up to the initial sales pitch.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Yeah, that movie was all hype, no payoff. All the pre-release stuff had me really interested in how it was going to turn out. It seemed like it was gonna be one of the most creative films in a while. Then I watched it and it was a loving chore to sit through. I can't in good conscience recommend it to anyone. ... Cloud Atlas? Or Jack? The "looked like it was gonna be one of the most creative films in a while" is throwing me off Jack. The "loving chore to sit through" is throwing me off Cloud Atlas.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:... Cloud Atlas? Or Jack? Cloud Atlas, sorry
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Cloud Atlas, sorry How strange. I thought it was extremely (miraculously, even) well paced and each individual story was interesting (to varying degrees) enough in its own right.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:How strange. I thought it was extremely (miraculously, even) well paced and each individual story was interesting (to varying degrees) enough in its own right. I tend to enjoy framed stories like that, especially so when they conjure up palpable atmosphere, which is what I was sure Cloud Atlas would do before its release. Then I watched it and I was bored to tears 
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zenintrude posted:This movie cost almost $200 million and it looks like a budget PC game... The title is also one of those things that will end up being used in a bunch of horrible puns, like "more like Jack the Career Slayer!" BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:
The unicorn on the balaclava ties the whole thing together.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:
This wasn't on my radar. Now it's dead center.
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I don't get the anticipation for this movie, all the marketing has had the opposite effect on me. I never want to see this movie ever.
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I still feel like the one at night with the girl on the dock is better. This new poster feels kind of bright and colorful which makes me think it's a comedy.
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Captain McStabbin posted:I still feel like the one at night with the girl on the dock is better. This new poster feels kind of bright and colorful which makes me think it's a comedy.
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casa de mi padre posted:There should be a blood splatter on the sheet.  First thing I thought of when I saw the shoes.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:
Pretty cool, but is it a reference or a ripoff of this excellent poster: 
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scary ghost dog posted:Pretty cool, but is it a reference or a ripoff of this excellent poster:
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:
Don't know what this is about, but the poster makes it look like a fun time. I'll go see it!
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Do people really bring an extra pair of shorts and shoes for... heists or whatever?
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Vegetable posted:Do people really bring an extra pair of shorts and shoes for... heists or whatever? I think the idea is that that's what the character brought to Spring Break, not to a heist.
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So she brought a gun and knuckle dusters to Spring Break? That gets crazier, man.
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I'd love to see that done with the stuff from the emergency kit in Dr. Strangelove as a fake poster for the movie.
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Vegetable posted:So she brought a gun and knuckle dusters to Spring Break? That gets crazier, man. I could be wrong, but from the trailer I got the impression that the girls are planning a heist so they can afford to go to their Spring Break location. And what kind of person wouldn't want to bring brass knuckles to a heist?
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MikeJF posted:God, you're all so literal. God, you're so figurative.
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MikeJF posted:God, you're all so literal.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:God, here's another Tyler Perry poster I'd like this a lot more if there was no face. A snake in the shape of an apple is symbolism enough, the face just muddles it all up.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:God, here's another Tyler Perry poster As a thumbnail I thought this was a bowel diagram. e: albeit an upside down one
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