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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

made this real quick

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I reckon he roughly traced the heads in the little poo poo.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
Makes me feel a lot better about what I did tonight knowing that a millionaire professional footballer was sitting tracing a picture.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ooEskECNbM

I don't think this has been posted (most excited commentary ever)

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

stickyfngrdboy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ooEskECNbM

I don't think this has been posted (most excited commentary ever)

Sounds just like Ray Hudson at a Barca match.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

quote:

Football fans exiting Newcastle's St James' Park could be speeded on their way if plans to install slides outside the ground are approved. The company involved said the slides were intended "to inject some fun".
Lol, I hope this happens and I hope every club does the same.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ooEskECNbM

I don't think this has been posted (most excited commentary ever)

That owns. I hope he's recording them because he's sending them to the bbc every week hoping for a full time job.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

stickyfngrdboy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ooEskECNbM

I don't think this has been posted (most excited commentary ever)

man just loves football :3:

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


:allears:

Recognise him instantly from the pose and hair but it does look like he's cachetic.

EDIT:



:wtc: this is supposed to bergkamp right?

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Feb 27, 2013

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
Doesn't look like him at all. He looks like Tintin in the first pic though.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Since John Carew is heading to Internazionale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RMQP-C0ADc

and bonus for all you Villa-fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG5-CijHx9Y

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Hoops posted:

Lol, I hope this happens and I hope every club does the same.

Here's a Sky video, helpfully showing you how to use a slide
http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/video/57796/plans-to-install-slides-for-football-fans-around-st-james-park

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

It would take one evening before someone pissed down that thing, at best.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Cool, no trophies but statues all around whoopee

Ravel posted:

Doesn't look like him at all. He looks like Tintin in the first pic though.

Perry Groves then

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


azathosk posted:

Since John Carew is heading to Internazionale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RMQP-C0ADc

and bonus for all you Villa-fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG5-CijHx9Y

Big John Carew, loved that guy. :sigh:

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

Was Taters posted:

It would take one evening before someone pissed down that thing, at best.

Less callous would just be if it was raining. You'd get off looking like you'd shat yourself.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

willkill4food posted:

I hate it when a player succeeds when his position is changed like Bale. It just encourages more "maybe Torres can play in midfield" posts.

iirc it wasn't like he changed position and suddenly started being not poo poo, he got a run in the team at left back and did very very well going forward which made it obvious that he should be tried playing further up.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Is this supposed to be Jens Lehmann?

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

azathosk posted:

Since John Carew is heading to Internazionale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RMQP-C0ADc

You forgot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRhzPrwYms

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Someone tried to murder Ronaldinho last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gcs5xep3wQ

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I saw mister chip's comment about it but hadn't seen the actual incident, that's amazingly bad.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That's some Pepe levels of violence, Christ.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A new video of Torres practicing some moves in his front yard was leaked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qV7ZdwODk

D'AWWWWW :3:

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Joey Barton and Zlatan Ibrahimovic has some sort of psyche out battle tonight to try and see he gets sent off first for doing something stupid.

Joey Barton telling Zlatan he's got a big nose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fa4vGWhMAQ

Zlatan apparently replied with saying Barton has a small dick by using his little finger. We need some gifs.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Polidoro posted:

Someone tried to murder Ronaldinho last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gcs5xep3wQ
loving hell! Love that he scored the peno after though.

Edit: for some reason I didn't realise that he missed it. Probably because his leg wasn't attached properly anymore.

Chas McGill fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Feb 27, 2013

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Chas McGill posted:

loving hell! Love that he scored the peno after though.

But, he didn't though...

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Tigren posted:

But, he didn't though...
Yeah, I didn't watch it properly. :cry:

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Sorry if this has been posted already, but lmao this is ridiculous

http://deadspin.com/5987427/

Turkish Soccer Fans, Banned From Stadium, Manage To Launch Flares Onto Pitch Anyway

Fans launched dozens of flares attached to small parachutes from the viewing plaza, and they gently cascaded into the stadium.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Abu Dave posted:

A new video of Torres practicing some moves in his front yard was leaked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qV7ZdwODk

D'AWWWWW :3:
at about 7 seconds in that cat does a marseille roulette

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

euroboy posted:

Joey Barton and Zlatan Ibrahimovic has some sort of psyche out battle tonight to try and see he gets sent off first for doing something stupid.

Zlatan apparently replied with saying Barton has a small dick by using his little finger. We need some gifs.

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Someone is going to accuse him of racism or some poo poo by the morning.

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

Lmao Barton saying big fuckin nose

vickser
Dec 27, 2012
should've replied "big loving cock" or something along those lines

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

vickser posted:

should've replied "big loving cock" or something along those lines

His reply was allegedly "and you've got a tiny cock."

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


Back and forth...

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


FERNANDO.
We’ve got an onion bag
you can actually find.
It’s in the burger van mate.
Get your hair net on.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Adulterous Hitler posted:



FERNANDO.
We’ve got an onion bag
you can actually find.
It’s in the burger van mate.
Get your hair net on.


Apparently there is an Arshavin one near the Emirates and an Odemwingie one near the Hawthorns, I don't know if the text is the same though, we need pics.

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
The one near the Emirates is for Santos

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TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

sircozzie posted:

The one near the Emirates is for Santos

I've been misled by the BBC Sport gossip column :argh:

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