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burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Wiz posted:

For what it's worth: I'm working on HoD and it's gonna be pretty great.

(Yes, I've sold out)
Wiz, when nobody is looking, please go in and add a "Found Jerusalem" to all Catholic nations, tia. Then add "Found Rome" to all nations.

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Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything
That tease was almost too cruel, Wiz.

Nevets
Sep 11, 2002

Be they sad or be they well,
I'll make their lives a hell

DrProsek posted:

Wiz, when nobody is looking, please go in and add a "Found Jerusalem" to all Catholic nations, tia. Then add "Found Rome" to all nations.

How about after a successful reactionary rebellion in the player's country, the government type is changed to "Maximum Hitler".

Kersch
Aug 22, 2004
I like this internet
So, when the Papal State was wiped out, it picked Catholic converted Granada to become the new Papal State.

Wolfgang Pauli
Mar 26, 2008

One Three Seven

Wiz posted:

For what it's worth: I'm working on HoD and it's gonna be pretty great.

(Yes, I've sold out)
Sold!

I've been playing a lot of AHD/PDM lately. Once you stop worrying about the entire POP system's demands and learn to love Attract Socialism, things tend to get easier. I just wish wars weren't so rare. A GP has to get all the way to Friendly to intervene (so this more or less limits it to GB, France, and either Prussia or Austria but not both, and only for maybe half a dozen countries outside of India) and it's a rare and exciting occasion when there's any war that isn't so incredibly lopsided that you can't even offer the weaker side subsidies. It's also rare that any Great or Secondary Power will ally with another Great or Secondary Power. With luck, the Crisis system will fix this.

toasterwarrior
Nov 11, 2011

Kersch posted:

So, when the Papal State was wiped out, it picked Catholic converted Granada to become the new Papal State.



Muhammad X Hakan is a totally badass name; like some Pope that fights off assassins with dual scimitars and slays vampires on the sideline.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Kersch posted:

So, when the Papal State was wiped out, it picked Catholic converted Granada to become the new Papal State.



By far the best thing about Paradox games is when crazy stuff like this happens :allears:

Also I had always presumed Nerve Stapling was a means to essentially remove people's emotions more than anything else. They remain capable of working, after all, and operating a thermal borehole or something must need considerable technical knowledge. Just leave them as husks. Couple that with Yang's genejack development to specifically design people to work in factories and so on and I imagine Nerve Stapling is a precursor of that.

StrifeHira
Nov 7, 2012

I'll remind you that I have a very large stick.

Wiz posted:

For what it's worth: I'm working on HoD and it's gonna be pretty great.

(Yes, I've sold out)

Congrats, Wiz. I may actually finish a Vicky2 campaign now.

Kersch posted:

So, when the Papal State was wiped out, it picked Catholic converted Granada to become the new Papal State.



Wow, and I thought the Manx Popes were funny. :allears:

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

toasterwarrior posted:

Muhammad X Hakan is a totally badass name; like some Pope that fights off assassins with dual scimitars and slays vampires on the sideline.

Is he like the 10th Pope Muhammad or is he more like Pope Malcom X?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Paradox Grand Strategy: Wiz is working on it and it's gonna be pretty great

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


Fintilgin posted:

Is he like the 10th Pope Muhammad or is he more like Pope Malcom X?

He's probably the 10th Muhammad ruler Granada has had, but don't let that stop you (I for one, whenever I look at Denmark's Christian X in the HoI games, always like to think their head of state is a rock star).

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

Wiz posted:

For what it's worth: I'm working on HoD and it's gonna be pretty great.

(Yes, I've sold out)

It's a trap!

garth ferengi
Dec 20, 2009

Wiz posted:

For what it's worth: I'm working on HoD and it's gonna be pretty great.

(Yes, I've sold out)

Will we be getting Palestine yet?

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
When he says he's 'working on it' he means he's getting coffee for the team. :shobon:

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Wiz posted:

(Yes, I've sold out)

More people should sell out, if this is the result. :)

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Fintilgin posted:

Hopefully I'm just being too pessimistic too early, but my spider sense is tingling something fierce here. :(

Careful, you don't want to wake the Dragon.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Kersch posted:

So, when the Papal State was wiped out, it picked Catholic converted Granada to become the new Papal State.



In CK2 it's possible to have a mirza character as the Pope. Just marry a sayyid woman, then make your son a bishop and then anti-pope. Then declare war on the pope in Rome to overthrow him. Presto, now you have a Pope who is a descendant of the Prophet (pbuh)!

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Ray and Shirley posted:

Careful, you don't want to wake the Dragon.

Taste wiking steel! :black101:

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.

You're no Hakan.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Every time I go to Ikea I get home wanting to start a new game as Sweden in EUIII. Lately though I just can't play EUIII because I want EUIV already. It needs to hurry up and be released so I can bring the glory of cheap furniture to the world. :sweden:

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Soylent Pudding posted:

Every time I go to Ikea I get home wanting to start a new game as Sweden in EUIII. Lately though I just can't play EUIII because I want EUIV already. It needs to hurry up and be released so I can bring the glory of cheap furniture to the world. :sweden:

You can literally do this in both Victorias.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Freudian posted:

You can literally do this in both Victorias.

Its also perfect strategy. Build factories to turn your plentiful goods into more valuable goods.

Sweeden has lots of wood/lumber stuffs. Add that value by turning it into furniture.

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Lichtenstein posted:

You're no Hakan.

:golfclap:

Wiz are you going to write some DDs?

Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"


How terrible is it that I actually like the Magna Mundi HRE screen as a concept? I like having a visual representation of the electors, and I think it's cool how the emperor has a dynamic shield inside the imperial crest behind him. Broken Clocks and all.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Wiz posted:

For what it's worth: I'm working on HoD and it's gonna be pretty great.

(Yes, I've sold out)

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Paradox Grand Strategy: Ottomans in Oregon, blame Wiz.

(seriously though I hope it's as great as you say)

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Quantumfate posted:

How terrible is it that I actually like the Magna Mundi HRE screen as a concept? I like having a visual representation of the electors, and I think it's cool how the emperor has a dynamic shield inside the imperial crest behind him. Broken Clocks and all.
I don't think it's terrible at all. Magna Mundi is a weird mix of great concepts done well*, great concepts done poorly, and dumb concepts which make you go :psyduck:

*In the case of the Mod. The game was of course not done at all.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Fintilgin posted:

At this point I'm operating under the assumption that's it's not really a 'Cold War' game so much as a WWIII game. Of course, I was a fan of Balance of Power, and I lean towards thinking the military hardware fixation is literally missing the forest for the trees. It's going to be pretty depressing if a game from 1985 is a better political simulation and gets better results then EvW.

Yeah, if you were to use an existing Paradox game as a model, you'd think EvW should try to be more like CK2 -- its character system would be great for handling everything from internal political factions to spy rings to guerrilla and revolutionary movements, which is the level at which a lot of the interesting post-WWII stuff happens, and would have a greater density of gameplay choices.

Wolfgang Pauli
Mar 26, 2008

One Three Seven

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I don't think it's terrible at all. Magna Mundi is a weird mix of great concepts done well*, great concepts done poorly, and dumb concepts which make you go :psyduck:

*In the case of the Mod. The game was of course not done at all.
MM would be forgettable if it didn't have some genuinely neat ideas. It's just that Ubik was too much of a blowhard to make a proper model or implement something all on his lonesome rather than cribbing from someone else.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yeah, if you were to use an existing Paradox game as a model, you'd think EvW should try to be more like CK2 -- its character system would be great for handling everything from internal political factions to spy rings to guerrilla and revolutionary movements, which is the level at which a lot of the interesting post-WWII stuff happens, and would have a greater density of gameplay choices.
A game that's some combination of Balance of Power, Shadow President, Hidden Agenda, and Sid Meier's Covert Action is one of the driving forces behind my learning to make games. Actually, it's that plus the terraforming/colonization Red Mars one. For the first time in years I'm making some real progress towards working in libraries/file IO/rendering/all the stuff nobody teaches you once you learn loops, control flow, and basic data structures.

*edit*
Conflict: MEPS, Peacemaker, and Crisis in the Kremlin are all pretty boss, too.

Wolfgang Pauli fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Feb 28, 2013

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?671221-Possibility-for-Anarchist-States

This is the most hilarious thread I've seen in a good long time.

My response here:

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?671221-Possibility-for-Anarchist-States&p=15102858&viewfull=1#post15102858

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

V for Vegas posted:

:golfclap:

Wiz are you going to write some DDs?

I'm working on HoD but podcat is the team lead, so that's his thing to decide.

Wiz fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Feb 28, 2013

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
As a PR move, it'd be in Paradox's interest to give you (Wiz) some sort of role. You've got quite the fanbase here, and from what I understand, on the Paradox forums as well.

Has anyone gotten a chance to try March of the Eagles? Is it any good? Is the "multiplayer focus" that the tagline is trying to sell actually a sign of some refined MP opportunities, or what?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yeah, if you were to use an existing Paradox game as a model, you'd think EvW should try to be more like CK2 -- its character system would be great for handling everything from internal political factions to spy rings to guerrilla and revolutionary movements, which is the level at which a lot of the interesting post-WWII stuff happens, and would have a greater density of gameplay choices.

Between people wanting CK2 aspects for EU4 leaders, people wanting CK2 aspects for Victoria's internal politics and this, Paradox should just straight up make Steppe Crusader Wolfe as the next DLC. From 867 to 1991 in a single game!

Wolfgang Pauli
Mar 26, 2008

One Three Seven

gradenko_2000 posted:

Between people wanting CK2 aspects for EU4 leaders, people wanting CK2 aspects for Victoria's internal politics and this, Paradox should just straight up make Steppe Crusader Wolfe as the next DLC. From 867 to 1991 in a single game!
Trying to sim all those characters over all those provinces and tags. Dynasty membership growing exponentially over 1,000 years. So much memory. My god... :negative:

Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 17, 2004

JosefStalinator posted:

As a PR move, it'd be in Paradox's interest to give you (Wiz) some sort of role. You've got quite the fanbase here, and from what I understand, on the Paradox forums as well.

Has anyone gotten a chance to try March of the Eagles? Is it any good? Is the "multiplayer focus" that the tagline is trying to sell actually a sign of some refined MP opportunities, or what?

There was a ton of discussion on MotE when it came out. The general consensus seems to be that it's actually pretty good with some interesting warfare mechanics. The multiplayer focus basically means that the campaigns are relatively short and the AI/in-game diplomacy aren't really robust enough to hold your attention for more than a few single player games. Multiplayer seems to be about as refined as CK2. All the big multiplayer improvements are coming with EU4, interestingly enough.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Three Moves Ahead latest podcast is about MOTE and they agree it's basically a nice stripped down MP variant on Paradox game mechanics.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

JosefStalinator posted:

As a PR move, it'd be in Paradox's interest to give you (Wiz) some sort of role. You've got quite the fanbase here, and from what I understand, on the Paradox forums as well.

I could do another V2 drunkstream. The last one was pretty popular.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!

Wiz posted:

I could do another V2 drunkstream. The last one was pretty popular.

This time you should set it up to record the skypecall though.

Brutus Salad
Nov 8, 2009

Best buddies forever! :3:

Wiz posted:

I could do another V2 drunkstream. The last one was pretty popular.

Finally the whole internet can know the glories of the war of 'Manchuria was in the Way'.:ussr:

James The 1st
Feb 23, 2013
With CKII, HoD and EUIV coming, how am I supposed to get any work done?

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Spacehams
Jun 3, 2007

sometimes people are mean, and I think they should try being nice
Grimey Drawer
I'd love it if HoD had some sort of way of automatically customizing stacks when I'm creating armies. AHD's rally point system was a great step in a right direction, but I hate having to spend 15 minutes splitting the rally point doomstack into smaller armies every time I train troops. It'd be great if there was some option to tell the game "create stacks of 6 guards and 4 artillery" so I didn't have to do it all manually.

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