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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Leelee posted:

Oh god, that killed me. I think everybody did this. And imprinted their faces into it, and if you were feeling extra gross, stuck out your tongue. Metallicy!

Dude I knew in the barracks had a giant one of these. Guess how many times dudes made inprints of their junk?

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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
To keep in line with campy 90's poo poo, XM/Sirius now has a "90's" channel. All kinds of 90's references in their interludes (Clarissa Explains it All, Gameboy Tetris Song, dial up modem sounds)

I used to mess with my parents about them listening to the 50's and 60's channel. Told them about the 90's one, they replied "Well you are getting old"

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

I went to a Catholic elementary school and every Good Friday the whole school would gather in the cafeteria. They would put on a slide show of the Stations of the Cross set to that song. That song is ingrained in my brain like you would not believe.

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

bobkatt013 posted:

One of the greatest television moments ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c

On a related note - http://www.dietspotlight.com/mini-thins-review/

Original formula Mini-Thins. Just caffeine and ephedra. Mini-Thins and coffee from the Hot Biscuit got me through college.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Target Practice posted:

I went to a Catholic elementary school and every Good Friday the whole school would gather in the cafeteria. They would put on a slide show of the Stations of the Cross set to that song. That song is ingrained in my brain like you would not believe.

I ought to admit, I'm actually a huge Bryan Adams fan.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol


Random. But I had one. Remembered seeing it at Toys R Us. "USE BARCODES FROM EVERYDAY ITEMS"

The best part was drawing the character/item that it made on index cards, taping the barcode to the back and making your own poo poo. I spent more time making cool characters than worrying that my can of green beans only had 10hp and 2attack.

Bro Nerd Alpha has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Mar 2, 2013

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
I still have the boombox I got for Christmas one year that had two cassette decks and a radio hookup. I spent a lot of time trying to catch specific songs on the radio and then queue them up just right so I could cross-record mixtapes.

And remember that trading card boom just before Magic took off? Everyone had binders full of cards even though the only game you could play with them was micro-economics.

Omegaxisalphabeta
Jul 22, 2006

The OST to that film is pretty loving awesome in and of itself.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I recall seeing an episode of Pop-Up Video featuring "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Mutt Lange and Bryan Adams tried to a range of female vocalists to take on the song, including Annie Lennox, Sinéad O'Connor, Kate Bush and several others, and Adams only recorded it himself when they all turned him down. By all accounts, the film's producers hated the song (it was too modern, they said, not because it had a piano or electric guitars, but because of the drums) and didn't want it in the movie, but eventually relented and agreed to tack it on over the end credits.

Of course, it became the biggest single of 1991 nearly everywhere in the world.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Omegaxisalphabeta posted:

The OST to that film is pretty loving awesome in and of itself.

It was one of the first CDs I ever bought. Along with the T2 soundtrack and :sigh: Kriss Kross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22kS71iosP4

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl posted:

It was one of the first CDs I ever bought. Along with the T2 soundtrack and :sigh: Kriss Kross.

The first CD I ever bought was Now! That's What I Call Music 48. I might have mentioned it earlier in the thead, but it isn't from the 1990s, it's from either 2000 or 2001.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
In grade school there was only one way to tell the cool kids apart from the losers. All the cool kids rocked these Goldeneye watches with 007 hologram.


Also, the toy I always wanted but never got. The Micro Machienes Super Van City!



Plus, the best days at school were when the teachers were to lazy to teach and would put on the Eyewitness learning videos. The theme song got me so pumped up back them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n3GJ-cYn6I

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Also, the toy I always wanted but never got. The Micro Machienes Super Van City!



I had a similar van-turns-into-town toy but I seem to remember it not being that specific van... anyway that reminded me of the motherfucking Car City Carpet:



I spent hours driving around that thing with my friends when I was a kid. Now we have an old one in the office along with a box of cars for when people have to bring their kids in after the afterschool place lets out so I get to be the mayor of Car City once more :3:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Also, the toy I always wanted but never got. The Micro Machienes Super Van City!



My brother had one of those. He liked Micro Machines, I liked Hot Wheels.

quote:

Plus, the best days at school were when the teachers were to lazy to teach and would put on the Eyewitness learning videos. The theme song got me so pumped up back them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n3GJ-cYn6I

Yeah, I remember this. When I was much younger I was interested in astronomy. Keen to encourage this interest, my parents got my the Eyewitness video concerning the solar system for my birthday one year, and there was one bit that I always found supremely disturbing, a menacing narrator who intoned, "MANY ASTRONOMERS BELIEVE THAT VENUS... IS THE PLANET... CLOSEST... TO HELL."

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Plus, the best days at school were when the teachers were to lazy to teach and would put on the Eyewitness learning videos. The theme song got me so pumped up back them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n3GJ-cYn6I

Haha this was synonymous with rainy day schedule back when I was in elementary school (this was in Phoenix, so like once every three months.)

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
I went to a Christian school from kindergarten to 6th grade, and we got our fair share of right-wing Christian propaganda. My friend and I had our own Mystery Science Theater 3000 sessions when we were shown a video of this dude's music videos in 6th grade. Good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofHTh9EKzr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzf9PwzTwhY

Apparently Jewish nerd = witch!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Pin-Art is the perfect present to get for someone when you have no idea what to get them. I don't care who you need to get a present for, you get Pin-Art and they love it.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Do the Bartman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC7Oz6ZrRU

tays revenge
Aug 29, 2009

I remember the excessive amount of rap PSAs that came out like "Don't Copy That Floppy!"

Throwdown
Sep 4, 2003

Here you go, dummies.

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

I went to a Christian school from kindergarten to 6th grade, and we got our fair share of right-wing Christian propaganda. My friend and I had our own Mystery Science Theater 3000 sessions when we were shown a video of this dude's music videos in 6th grade. Good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofHTh9EKzr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzf9PwzTwhY

Apparently Jewish nerd = witch!

Holy crap! I was raised in a christian household and dragged to a Carman concert as a kid. As soon as I clicked on witch's invitation memories of that kicked in and I wanted to cry.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

Do the Bartman!

A number one single in the UK in the year of its release. I understand that it was a Michael Jackson co-write.

The Simpsons is so deeply ingrained in pop culture at this point that it's a little bemusing to realise that it was such a massive phenomenon when it was broadcast the first time. I mean, celebrity guests in the programme are incredibly passé at this point, but I imagine getting, say, Aerosmith to appear in season three at the height of their fame was quite a coup.

the2ndgenesis
Mar 18, 2009

You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this.

Metal Loaf posted:

A number one single in the UK in the year of its release. I understand that it was a Michael Jackson co-write.

The Simpsons is so deeply ingrained in pop culture at this point that it's a little bemusing to realise that it was such a massive phenomenon when it was broadcast the first time. I mean, celebrity guests in the programme are incredibly passé at this point, but I imagine getting, say, Aerosmith to appear in season three at the height of their fame was quite a coup.

It's a bit sad to see that they're grasping so badly to be relevant now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNrn-7zjmYw

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Okay, check this out, because it's certifiable late-nineties camp. Between 1998 and 1999, Tom Jones mounted a successful comeback with the album Reload, consisting mainly of re-recordings of his old hits as collaborations with contemporary artists. It also included two new tracks, and this was one of them. I remember it being huge when I was in primary school.

A few years later, it lead to this, which is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing

Omegaxisalphabeta posted:

The OST to that film is pretty loving awesome in and of itself.

This is true, and it made me appreciate Michael Kamen's work. Between his score and Alan Rickman's performance, I love that movie. Still, though. gently caress that Bryan Adams song.

Ktb
Feb 24, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm cross-posting this from the "Lost stuff before the internet" thread:

I'm looking for an old commercial that aired ALL THE loving TIME in the 90's. It was for a VHS series called something like "Mysteries of the Universe," but that's not the actual title, obviously. One of the biggest things I remember about the series was that it talked about the "Face of Mars." And there was a long, panning shot of said Face from one of the probes NASA sent up in the 70's/80's. I think it also said there were secrets about the pyramids?


It's NOT the Time Life "Mysteries of the Unknown" book series. I'm fairly certain it was for a set of videos, not books...though it still might have been books. Actually, it might have been that Time Life series, but the commercial that was posted in the "Lost Stuff" thread isn't the one I'm thinking of. I really, REALLY remember that shot of the "Face of Mars."



Are you thinking of "The Mystery of the Sphinx" with Charlton Heston? I think that had some nonsense about the Mars face in it. I only remember it because I used to play with one of Graham Hancock's kids at the time and he was way excited about it.

I may have missed it, but I haven't seen Sliders, Seaquest DSV (the one with the dolphin that could talk to people by wearing a headset and a different cast every series) or Worms mentioned yet.



Also there was a massive fad for popper pants but they HAD to be Adidas.


E: fixed youtube link.

Ktb has a new favorite as of 04:01 on Mar 5, 2013

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
The first season of SeaQuest owned. I especially loved the little spots at the end with Robert Ballard.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
I wanted this so badly, I got the smaller variety. :qq:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Metal Loaf posted:

Okay, check this out, because it's certifiable late-nineties camp. Between 1998 and 1999, Tom Jones mounted a successful comeback with the album Reload, consisting mainly of re-recordings of his old hits as collaborations with contemporary artists. It also included two new tracks, and this was one of them. I remember it being huge when I was in primary school.

A few years later, it lead to this, which is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

Say what you will about Tom Jones, man can sing like no other.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mooseontheloose posted:

Say what you will about Tom Jones, man can sing like no other.

Oh, absolutely. The man is in his seventies and he still sounds good; the contrast between his vocal performance and Paul McCartney's at the Diamond Jubilee concert last year was certainly something else.

BattleTech
Jun 6, 2010

Is this easy mode?
Fun Shoe


Apogee had all the best games.

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.

Neo Helbeast posted:



Apogee had all the best games.
They still do. There's a Rise Of The Triad remake due out soon :)

Also, Realms Of Chaos just went on sale at Gog.com

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle
The future of technology!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkCI7Og9bk

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

the2ndgenesis posted:

It's a bit sad to see that they're grasping so badly to be relevant now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNrn-7zjmYw
Especially when they had something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeanG4lwYpE
DJ Jazzy Jeff helped write it :allears:

Now they just have some interns or something make a lovely knockoff of popular trending song #4. Not to say they never did that before but at least they had some class (I think).

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Holy poo poo I forgot pagers even existed. :psyduck:

My brothers were obsessed with them and getting totally tricked-out cases.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

cobalt impurity posted:

Holy poo poo I forgot pagers even existed. :psyduck:

My brothers were obsessed with them and getting totally tricked-out cases.

Remember how in Hey Arnold!, Helga's father was apparently a multi-millionaire who made his fortune selling beepers?

Now, that was a very "nineties" series, but I don't think you could say it was in the "nineties camp" category.

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Mar 6, 2013

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I like how "heavier" and "more expensive" are basically listed as features :allears:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

cobalt impurity posted:

Holy poo poo I forgot pagers even existed. :psyduck:

What might blow your mind even more is that plenty of people still use them. I have one for work.

Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


Does anyone remember what was essentially a magazine in CDROM form sent out through the mail in the mid 90s? It was primarily music focused and had a few buildings to click on with different content in each one. I've been wracking my brain for a while trying to recall the name of it.

EDIT: Of course I found it immediately on google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAUNCH_Media

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Naylenas posted:

Does anyone remember what was essentially a magazine in CDROM form sent out through the mail in the mid 90s? It was primarily music focused and had a few buildings to click on with different content in each one. I've been wracking my brain for a while trying to recall the name of it.

EDIT: Of course I found it immediately on google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAUNCH_Media

Along the same lines, I'm always kind of surprised when I see that they still have those magazines that feature a free CD. Seems like they could just include a code to download the content off their website.

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