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Fists Up
Apr 9, 2007

Tigren posted:

The farthest EPL teams are closer than San Jose to Los Angeles. Just about sums up why the supporter culture in MLS isn't what it is in most other countries.

Its 2500km from Perth to the nearest team (Adelaide) in the A-League. About the same for Wellington to Melbourne (across an ocean). Just an easy 800km for Brisbane to Newcastle.

Australia sucks for travelling fans D:

Heres some photos of Ryan Giggs







Cantona looks the same now

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TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Fists Up posted:

Heres some photos of Ryan Giggs



Cantona looks the same now

Cantona looks like he has down's syndrome in that picture, I think it's the cap.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
We need more managers like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDIMWpcKqI. Does anyone know what that's from?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

TheGoatFeeder posted:

We need more managers like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDIMWpcKqI. Does anyone know what that's from?

Orient: Club for a fiver.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814188/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Cheers, might look it up.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
It's a great documentary. Sitton's now a taxi driver, though, partially because of that documentary. There's some guy who posted some interviews with him that he shot a couple years ago. They're ok but kind of depressing.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

BarczzZZZzzelona

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Adulterous Hitler posted:


BarczzZZZzzelona

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


remember that drill we used to in football practice where you play without goals and you have to get 30 passes in a row and two bell ends just stand two meters away from each in the corner and one touch is back and forth so they can "win" the drill?

all those guys went to go play for Barca

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_cLwiFHV4

That little gobshite is back and having a go at rapping this time. What I wouldn't give to shove his camera down his throat.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jesus gently caress that went on forever

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I'm sad that he autobanned.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Springheel Jack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_cLwiFHV4

That little gobshite is back and having a go at rapping this time. What I wouldn't give to shove his camera down his throat.

Oh god that is so awful.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

euroboy posted:

I've always dreamt of just chesting the ball down and then kicking it back out nice and easy.

That's all Edgar Davids was trying to do...any excuse to post this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w04xmH2SOLA

(confession - in college, I used to watch this, the Good vs Evil in Hell and the Scorpian Tournament mpegs to get pumped up before every intramural game in the pre-youtube days :downs:)

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Adulterous Hitler posted:

I'm sad that he autobanned.

Wait what?

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
The kid reminds me of Jesse Pinkman from Breaking bad. He's alright in my books.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!

Vegetable posted:

Jesus gently caress that went on forever
I couldn't make it to the end. I don't think anything about that could be deemed as a "rap" though, it was just a really poo poo and uninteresting rant.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Springheel Jack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_cLwiFHV4

That little gobshite is back and having a go at rapping this time. What I wouldn't give to shove his camera down his throat.

I tried, I really tried, but I can't cope with more than a minute of this...it's just so....uch

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I love the bit where he says they haven't won a trophy for 8 years but that doesn't matter, top 4 is what counts

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!

Paperhouse posted:

I love the bit where he says they haven't won a trophy for 8 years but that doesn't matter, top 4 is what counts
I think my favourite part is:
"Tottenham, you can't hang on to no flipping point lead, you... hosed up the gap last year, 10 points, what was it? Bitch, what was it? Oh wait, it was 10 points."

Honestly, if you ignore the part where it says this is a rap and read a transcribed version you could easily mistake this guy for a mental patient having a conversation with himself. Also, the change to swearing is great because you see him really agonise over it for a split second.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
oh god no

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
He's Engish... he's gonna kick you in the... bag!

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
I'm just going to tell myself that's a photoshop. Shame on you BBC.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
That is one elaborate prank by the Spanish basketball team.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Kaglicious
Mar 31, 2011

Redundant posted:

I'm just going to tell myself that's a photoshop. Shame on you BBC.

It is, the BBC use all capitals for names as well as team. That and it's the wrong font.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

Dog Suicide Bridge BBQ Team 2k10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBDhLlRMDY

18yo Reading striker Dominic Samuel scored 13 goals in 14 apps last season. In our 3-0 U21 win over Man City on Sunday he picked up the ball in our own half and went all Messi.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Bacon of the Sea posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBDhLlRMDY

18yo Reading striker Dominic Samuel scored 13 goals in 14 apps last season. In our 3-0 U21 win over Man City on Sunday he picked up the ball in our own half and went all Messi.

who is he signing for over the summer? talent like that should be playing in Europe's premier u19 competition

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Bacon of the Sea posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBDhLlRMDY

18yo Reading striker Dominic Samuel scored 13 goals in 14 apps last season. In our 3-0 U21 win over Man City on Sunday he picked up the ball in our own half and went all Messi.

hey let's not put any pressure on him for 60 yards

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

hahahahaha this is brilliant

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!

Triffic, what a top, top canine.

or:

He's a pure bred, not a cross breed. gently caress off.

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

Bacon of the Sea posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBDhLlRMDY

18yo Reading striker Dominic Samuel scored 13 goals in 14 apps last season. In our 3-0 U21 win over Man City on Sunday he picked up the ball in our own half and went all Messi.

You totally oversold this.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

mikewozere posted:

You totally oversold this.

Seriously. I could have scored that goal with all of the defenders backing off of me for 50 yards. He should have kept running at the defenders instead of stopping and turning back. Yeah the end was a good bit of skill but the defending was awful.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Hey Rosie.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004



:smith:

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you
Poor Big Phil

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

hahaha

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