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fermun
Nov 4, 2009
An explosion that large would cause so much dust to go into the upper atmosphere that there would a reduction in sunlight reaching earth, creating a global winter, extending the size of the ice caps and lowering sea levels. This map is inaccurate all around.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

fermun posted:

An explosion that large would cause so much dust to go into the upper atmosphere that there would a reduction in sunlight reaching earth, creating a global winter, extending the size of the ice caps and lowering sea levels. This map is inaccurate all around.
An explosion that large would more likely be so powerful as to burn the entire surface to a crisp, oceans included.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I think my favorite part of that map is that the bomb has managed to annihilate everything up to the border of Israel, with the implication that Israel survives just fine. Even if we discount all the other problems caused by this, being slightly beyond the crater doesn't actually make you safe, Israel is going to be as scoured of life as anywhere within Ground Zero Ocean.

uncleTomOfFinland
May 25, 2008

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I'm surprised the government was releasing accurate maps like this to the public during the war.

Back in 1940 a fight to the death on east German soil probably seemed like a very distant possibility seeing that the Soviets had just been humiliated and the Americans very still strictly isolationist.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

There's that, plus there were probably lots of still moderately accurate pre-1933 maps floating around and I don't think even the Nazis would have been able to take them all out of circulation. And I suppose security through obscurity doesn't really work on something as big and as public as cities, anyway.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mister Adequate posted:

I think my favorite part of that map is that the bomb has managed to annihilate everything up to the border of Israel, with the implication that Israel survives just fine. Even if we discount all the other problems caused by this, being slightly beyond the crater doesn't actually make you safe, Israel is going to be as scoured of life as anywhere within Ground Zero Ocean.

The Ground Zero Ocean is going to become a popular tourist destination.


In three hundred million years.

HexagonalSun
Mar 2, 2013

NUKE THE SWISS

GreenCard78 posted:

When I get home, I'll try to look through an old book for river disputes. The point wasn't just rivers, it's bad borders in general with a focus on Europeans drawing them to their desire without consideration to the locals.

Ethiopia and Eritrea are a special case in a continent full of uniqueness, their river border wasn't made directly by Europeans. IIRC, the Italians were in Eritrea more so than Ethiopia but I don't recall to what extent they exercised their power and if it would match up to current borders ie the river.

I'm fairly sure the Leopoldville riots of 59' wouldn't have occurred if Leopoldville wasn't located directly across from Brazzaville on the Congo River. That's a pretty specific example though.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

twoday posted:

Ok, here is a scraping of maps from my hard drive:




I like the 'Japanese invasions of the west coast' fantasy on the backdrop of the fact that the Japanese didn't have nearly the logistical capability to invade Oahu alone.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Dusseldorf posted:

I like the 'Japanese invasions of the west coast' fantasy on the backdrop of the fact that the Japanese didn't have nearly the logistical capability to invade Oahu alone.

Personally, I like the fact that practically every plan assumes that there will be a fifth column of "pro-Japanese"/"pro-German" support helping to lead the Japanese and Germans to victory.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Dusseldorf posted:

I like the 'Japanese invasions of the west coast' fantasy on the backdrop of the fact that the Japanese didn't have nearly the logistical capability to invade Oahu alone.

These were published by Life in March of 1942 (three months after Pearl Harbor), so everybody was pretty freaked out. Things were going badly at that point and it was far from obvious that we would end up winning that war. Life was doing some basic scare-mongering to take advantage of people's fears in order to extract money from their pockets.

Perhaps it was also some war propaganda to help mobilize people into believing such invasions were actually possible and therefore be less complacent about the impregnability of North America.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Japan didn't have enough resources to win their ongoing Chinese campaign, so in hindsight any projection beyond "The Japanese are going to awkwardly sit there and wait for us to kill them" was too pessimistic.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Japan didn't have enough resources to win their ongoing Chinese campaign, so in hindsight any projection beyond "The Japanese are going to awkwardly sit there and wait for us to kill them" was too pessimistic.

Well invading china is alot like trying to invade the united states considering its size. :v:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lawman 0 posted:

Well invading china is alot like trying to invade the united states considering its size. :v:

Well, the Chinese were fragmented, and sometimes violently anti-Chian... Unfortunately for Japan, all those fragments were more likely to Support Kuomintang than Manchuoko. Hell, the Japanese even paid money to their Chinese "allies" who turned their allegiances as soon as their Japanese cheques got paid.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Look, here is a map. It is politically loaded.

Justin Trudeau
Apr 4, 2009

There's a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime
Ohio, Illinois and Michigan combined have roughly the same population as Canada, the "Central North American Republic" wouldn't just get assimilated into Canada.

Deteriorata posted:

I particularly liked the presumption that Germany would have the ability to invade the US while being unable or not bothering to take England.
What I've learned from playing Risk is that North America is a fortress, and is very difficult to invade. The Germans would need to hold at least two of Iceland, Kamchatka and Colombia to launch a successful invasion of North America. Theoretically they could do this without Great Britain, but it would pose a significant weakness to their supply line through Greenland.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

dethslayer666 posted:

Ohio, Illinois and Michigan combined have roughly the same population as Canada, the "Central North American Republic" wouldn't just get assimilated into Canada.

What I've learned from playing Risk is that North America is a fortress, and is very difficult to invade. The Germans would need to hold at least two of Iceland, Kamchatka and Colombia to launch a successful invasion of North America. Theoretically they could do this without Great Britain, but it would pose a significant weakness to their supply line through Greenland.

Yeah, people tend to forget that Chicago is a major world city. It's one of the most populous metro areas in the world and an extremely important financial center.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Nothing about that map really makes sense. Why would the people of California or Idaho submit to rule from Beijing (supposing China wanted responsibility over a huge noncontiguous territory)? Why would the European Union admit a new member state that's bigger than Germany, with a collapsed economy, and not even in Europe?

platzapS fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Mar 6, 2013

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


platzapS posted:

Nothing about that map really makes sense. Why would the people of California or Idaho submit to rule from Beijing (supposing China wanted responsibility over a huge noncontiguous territory)? Why would the European Union admit a new member state that's bigger than Germany, with a collapsed economy, and not even in Europe?

The map is from an article published in Pravda, the Soviet propaganda rag turned tabloid. It's like trying to take apart a "Eurabia" map put in the Daily Mail, there's no actual thought behind it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yeah, people tend to forget that Chicago is a major world city. It's one of the most populous metro areas in the world and an extremely important financial center.

Honestly if you're going to split up North America by population centers future borders would be centered around this:



The Great Lakes megalopolis would be the most powerful region.

It'd help if that map showed us if Canada was split as well. I could see maybe SOME power projection from the Golden Horseshoe in Southern Ontario but not enough to take over the entire midwest.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

The Great Lakes megalopolis would be the most powerful region.

This needs a boardgame.

[edit]

This needs a boardgame called "A Nation Divided".

GuestBob fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Mar 6, 2013

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


GuestBob posted:

This needs a boardgame.

[edit]

This needs a boardgame called "A Nation Divided".

Will Shattered Union do?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

dethslayer666 posted:

What I've learned from playing Risk is that North America is a fortress, and is very difficult to invade. The Germans would need to hold at least two of Iceland, Kamchatka and Colombia to launch a successful invasion of North America. Theoretically they could do this without Great Britain, but it would pose a significant weakness to their supply line through Greenland.

Risk is a lovely game man. Regardless of continents or territories.

lonelywurm
Aug 10, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

It'd help if that map showed us if Canada was split as well. I could see maybe SOME power projection from the Golden Horseshoe in Southern Ontario but not enough to take over the entire midwest.
Canada only really has one of a similar scale, the Quebec City-Windsor Corridor (in that map the bottom half is lumped in with the Great Lakes region). Half the country's entire population and most of its industrial base.

I do think this would be an awesome board game, though.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Frostwerks posted:

Risk is a lovely game man. Regardless of continents or territories.

Ahem.

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

twoday posted:

Ok, here is a scraping of maps from my hard drive:

Invasion_and_or_troll_maps.jpg





http://mr-home.staff.shef.ac.uk/hobbies/seelowe.txt

Trench_Rat fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Mar 7, 2013

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Fojar38 posted:

The Great Lakes megalopolis would be the most powerful region.

We here in the north-east corridor dispute this. We'll take them on, we're not afraid :colbert:

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

So the plan was;

1) Amass armies on northern French coastline
2) ???
3) End English naval supremacy
4) Conquer southern England

I'm noticing a lot of these plans have steps that go "???, End X Naval supremacy, Conquer part of nation most heavily defended".

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

DrProsek posted:

So the plan was;

1) Amass armies on northern French coastline
2) ???
3) End English naval supremacy
4) Conquer southern England
5) Arrest Jews intellectuals and homosexuals

I'm noticing a lot of these plans have steps that go "???, End X Naval supremacy, Conquer part of nation most heavily defended".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Book

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Smirr posted:

There's that, plus there were probably lots of still moderately accurate pre-1933 maps floating around and I don't think even the Nazis would have been able to take them all out of circulation. And I suppose security through obscurity doesn't really work on something as big and as public as cities, anyway.

Didn't the USSR kinda pull this off semi-successfully or was that helped by some of the Closed Cities were probably made entirely from scratch on top of remote previously unheard of fur trade/fishing villages?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dusseldorf posted:

I like the 'Japanese invasions of the west coast' fantasy on the backdrop of the fact that the Japanese didn't have nearly the logistical capability to invade Oahu alone.

At the time we had very very little idea of what the Axis were really capable of logistically. By that point they had already done the impossible and seemed unstoppable. You might think these maps are silly now but they were very serious at the time. The US fully expected the Japanese to invade Ohau shortly after Pearl Harbor. And the British fully knew that the Germans would invade immanently during most of late 1940. It was treated as a fact of life. It was not fear mongering in any way. The first half of 1942 was a very scary time even though we now know in hindsight that the Axis were hosed long before then.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Mar 7, 2013

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
My understanding of it was that it was already a miracle/Allied colossal gently caress ups that the Axis even managed to get as far as they did. I doubt it's totally true but I've heard if France had made a push into Germany in 1939 while Germany was at war with Poland, even if the push was disorganized or what have you Germany may have lost the war right then and there.


quote:

A print run produced 20,000 books

:stare: huh... Again in hindsight I guess it's obvious but the Germans sound like they were totally convinced that it wasn't a question of 'if' but 'when' would German forces land in England.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

DrProsek posted:

My understanding of it was that it was already a miracle/Allied colossal gently caress ups that the Axis even managed to get as far as they did. I doubt it's totally true but I've heard if France had made a push into Germany in 1939 while Germany was at war with Poland, even if the push was disorganized or what have you Germany may have lost the war right then and there.

That is largely true (the first point at least. Its arguable whether a French invasion of Germany while it was involved in Poland would have worked. I would argue that it would't have.). However, these are things we now know due to hindsight. To the world at large at the time the German victory over the French essentially "proved" the unsurpassed military might of Nazi Germany. The specific reasons why the Germans were able to so decisively crush the French in under a month did not become apparent until years after. We now know that it was a hilariously awful clusterfuck that should have NEVER happened. But as far as anyone was concerned the Wehrmacht were capable of the impossible.

DrProsek posted:


:stare: huh... Again in hindsight I guess it's obvious but the Germans sound like they were totally convinced that it wasn't a question of 'if' but 'when' would German forces land in England.

Literally the entire world believed the same.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Mar 7, 2013

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Raenir Salazar posted:

This thing right?



I remember two crazy people with a booth collecting donations for this at my school.

My favorite part of any maps like this is the fact that for some reason Canada is willing to pipe our water to other countries.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005


From said list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks

Did people just not notice this when they were voting, or was everyone just more mature back then?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Come on, if I saw that name on a ballot you bet your rear end I'd vote for it.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

DrProsek posted:

So the plan was;

1) Amass armies on northern French coastline
2) ???
3) End English naval supremacy
4) Conquer southern England

I'm noticing a lot of these plans have steps that go "???, End X Naval supremacy, Conquer part of nation most heavily defended".

http://www.philm.demon.co.uk/Miscellaneous/Sealion.htm

This is pretty much my go-to link every time Sealion gets brought up. Even if every ship in the Royal Navy was suddenly deleted overnight, the RAF could still have stopped an invasion. Even if the RAF was suddenly deleted overnight, the RN could still have stopped an invasion. Even if both of them just poofed into thin air, the German plans were such a clusterfuck that the whole thing probably still would have failed.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
If the French shipping and capital ships were all captured intact it might change the equations.

Strasburgs UCL
Jul 28, 2009

Hang in there little buddy

Baloogan posted:

If the French shipping and capital ships were all captured intact it might change the equations.

Who would man these ships though? Would there be the appropriate supplies and infrastructure to support them?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

JoeCL posted:

Who would man these ships though? Would there be the appropriate supplies and infrastructure to support them?

French people. They certainly manned everything else.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

JoeCL posted:

Who would man these ships though? Would there be the appropriate supplies and infrastructure to support them?

Vichy France was all too eager to help the Germans.

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