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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

RideTheSpiral posted:

Am I missing a joke here? His highest 1st class score appears to be 46...

Tests

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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Mister Chief posted:

England are loving abysmal.

stop trolling us you big bully boy

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


OK. :sweatdrop:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Clearly this team just needs to hit more sixes.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


This year's ashes is going to be a steaming pile of bad cricket.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's ok. It'll probably rain like it did last year.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

goatface posted:

It's ok. It'll probably rain like it did last year.

Rain? In England?

You must be confused.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
McGrath might have to predict an Australian whitewash after this display.

Pig in the City
Oct 7, 2007

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
At last New Zealand get to flex some batting muscle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hr94SmZBN8

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Steven Finn for England's new number 6.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

ur fukt m8

serious gaylord posted:

Meanwhile in the Australian hotel, their top order are crowding around the tv wondering why these English batsmen arent attacking every ball.

"gently caress this, someone dig up Gilly and Haydos highlights"

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Go on Cook, declare the innings now, while it's still possible.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Monty's ton won't even be needed at this rate.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

They better cut this slogging out when monty's out there. I don't want him getting stranded after some slog goes straight up

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

It's go time mother lickers

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Gwan Montster.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Break his fingers.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






SEARCHIIIINNG, SIKH, SIKH AND DESTROY

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Monty's killing it

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
God dammit Jimmy. At least Monty did his average some good.

[edit]

Monty has increased his average by 0.03

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

All the batsmen got out except for one. Makes you think.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
PanesTSAR carries his bat.

EmotionlessThug
Feb 14, 2012

Another heroic batting effort by Panesar wasted by England... :commissar:

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

England aren't very good at this cricket lark.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Stop trying to fool me into thinking the Ashes will be close, England.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Monty should open the bowling

From both ends

nzspambot
Mar 26, 2010

over/under a wicket in the 1st 6 balls?

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

New Zealand has the best grounds

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Thank you sky for NRL :p

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Shouldn't you be asleep?

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Sorry mum

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


This is a massacre. Do England have any more poo poo to burn in commemoration?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Why is Stuart Broad in this team?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Mister Chief posted:

Why is Stuart Broad in this team?


The intimidator.

nzspambot
Mar 26, 2010

nzspambot posted:

over/under a wicket in the 1st 6 balls?

the reverse spoonboy is working well for me

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

NZ only started scoring again as soon as I went back up stairs to do some work. It defies all sensible logic, but I'm not watching again until the game is over.

tongster
Jan 18, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Gif of the bloke getting sconned in the head, thanks.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


tongster posted:

Gif of the bloke getting sconned in the head, thanks.

The ground announcer needs to let the spectators know whenever Monty comes on to bowl, someone's going to be killed.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Another good contribution from Broad.

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Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
I've been glued to the live updates all day at work, home in time to enjoy the last session. I loving love test cricket, especially sticking it right up these arrogant english twats.

edit: really happy Bruce Martin did well, he deserved this chance.

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