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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: The sheer incongruity of this poster is amazing (and hilarious).
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Time to get Don Johnson to reprise his role on Miami Vice and get a remake of Jurassic Park going.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:14
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penismightier posted:This one is especially annoying because Jurassic Park is one of the big hits from the wave of early '90s films that ended the neon '80s look. It does appear to be humorously aware of it though. They added gaudy 80s earrings, pink glasses, hot pink lipstick and nail polish to the generally tom boyish Laura Dern character. I mean, it still sucks and all, but I'm pretty sure it's aware that it's not a neon 80s movie. It's saying, "What if it was?" Vegetable posted:Hey man don't be hating, everybody just loves their pink scribbly fonts Ryan 'Strokeface' Gosling.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:18
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: A whole movie full of Laura Dern making crazy faces and that's the best they could do?
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Mar 6, 2013 23:19
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Vegetable posted:Hey man don't be hating, everybody just loves their pink scribbly fonts Wow, I had no idea Nicholas Cage was in Drive.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:19
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These fan poster people should start doing posters for imaginary films, that way they won't suffer from their usual number one problem of being terrible representations of the films in question.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:20
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Dissapointed Owl posted:It does appear to be humorously aware of it though. They added gaudy 80s earrings, pink glasses, hot pink lipstick and nail polish to the generally tom boyish Laura Dern character. I dunno man, having now seen a few hundred of these loving "fan posters" I'm disinclined to give them any benefit of the doubt at all.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:24
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penismightier posted:I dunno man, having now seen a few hundred of these loving "fan posters" I'm disinclined to give them any benefit of the doubt at all. Hahah, fair enough.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:26
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Vegetable posted:Hey man don't be hating, everybody just loves their pink scribbly fonts
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Mar 6, 2013 23:29
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casa de mi padre posted:If the cast of "Drive" had worn monkey masks the whole movie... ...it could be an adaptation of Hotline Miami?
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Mar 6, 2013 23:30
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: I think that's supposed to be funny. And it is.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:34
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Ryan 'Strokeface' Gosling. I prefer Carey Mulligan's "Oh no you diint just stomp a man's head in my elevator"-face.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:37
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Vegetable posted:Hey man don't be hating, everybody just loves their pink scribbly fonts How did this person manage to make Carey Mulligan look deformed and ugly 
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Mar 6, 2013 23:43
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Vegetable posted:Hey man don't be hating, everybody just loves their pink scribbly fonts Ron Perlman looks like a pink TV's Frank in this poster.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:48
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: Grand Theft Embryo: Vice City
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Mar 7, 2013 00:09
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Vegetable posted:Hey man don't be hating, everybody just loves their pink scribbly fonts Yes, Drive, in which Ron Perlman is third billed. Not seventh. There wasn't anyone else relatively known in that movie, right? Just Gosling, Mulligan, and Hellboy.
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Mar 7, 2013 00:14
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Vintersorg posted:Mother gently caress - none of them ship to Canada! This is bullshit. These guys are in Toronto and have a pretty big stock and good prices. I bought a huge 3 sheet poster to cover one wall of my apartment for $20: http://ca.movieposter.com/cgi-bin/mpw8/new_footer.pl?src=TorontoRetailStore
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Mar 7, 2013 00:24
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MokBa posted:Yes, Drive, in which Ron Perlman is third billed. Not seventh. There wasn't anyone else relatively known in that movie, right? Just Gosling, Mulligan, and Hellboy. Well Hellboy does rule, and Ron is important to the plot.
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MokBa posted:Yes, Drive, in which Ron Perlman is third billed. Not seventh. There wasn't anyone else relatively known in that movie, right? Just Gosling, Mulligan, and Hellboy. Albert Brooks just keeps getting snubbed 
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Mar 7, 2013 01:04
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I swear that's Ken Jeong dressed up as Carey Mulligan in that poster.
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Mar 7, 2013 01:06
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: This is the worst illustration of Laura Dern I've ever seen, and I've only seen one. I'm assuming it was badly traced in some kind of vector program.
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Mar 7, 2013 01:15
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Aatrek posted:I swear that's Ken Jeong dressed up as Carey Mulligan in that poster. I'm seeing Rowan Atkinson myself.
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Mar 7, 2013 01:22
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Y'all are wrong as hell. That's Drive if instead of Mulligan they got Jerri Blank for the role. Not Amy Sedaris. Jerri Blank.
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Mar 7, 2013 01:59
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Dissapointed Owl posted:It does appear to be humorously aware of it though. They added gaudy 80s earrings, pink glasses, hot pink lipstick and nail polish to the generally tom boyish Laura Dern character. But if it were an 80's movie, where in the nine neon hells are the dinosaurs on the poster? On that note:    I like how the first two are like, "Hey kids! Dinosaurs!" And then only the last one is, "Oh, and you're also going to have to deal with all this violent, scary stuff along with the dinosaurs." Rahonavis fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Mar 7, 2013 |
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Mar 7, 2013 03:08
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Oh my God I remmeber loving the gently caress out of that movie! And by love I mean getting the poo poo scared out of it becuase when the mom dino goes on a rampage 
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Mar 7, 2013 04:25
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Did the second poster get made after Jurassic Park? That's all I can see in the logo.
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Mar 7, 2013 05:12
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 When it comes to dinosaur movies, there just aren't enough taglines to go around...
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Mar 7, 2013 05:35
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casa de mi padre posted:
Didn't the original Ice Age have a similar tagline?
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Mar 7, 2013 05:37
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FoneBone posted:What a timely reference! Timely or not, I think that's pretty funny. I don't know why The Hangover needed a sequel though, let alone two
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Mar 7, 2013 05:38
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Macaluso posted:I don't know why The Hangover needed a sequel though, let alone two Because it made gently caress loads of money. This is why Dredd will not get a sequel. Suitability of the subject matter has absolutely nothing to do with it.
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Mar 7, 2013 05:43
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Byzantine posted:Did the second poster get made after Jurassic Park? That's all I can see in the logo. That looks like it could have been for home video release or DVD release. But yeah, it looks pretty recent and similar, no doubt to capitalize on Jurassic Park.
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Mar 7, 2013 05:44
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Young Freud posted:That looks like it could have been for home video release or DVD release. But yeah, it looks pretty recent and similar, no doubt to capitalize on Jurassic Park. Or maybe not, since it has almost 10 years on JP. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/baby_secret_of_the_lost_legend/
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Mar 7, 2013 06:29
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effectual posted:Or maybe not, since it has almost 10 years on JP. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/baby_secret_of_the_lost_legend/ They mean the VHS cover not the movie itself
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Mar 7, 2013 06:37
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: I think this one's funny even if it doesn't make sense. EDIT: possibly because it doesn't
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Mar 7, 2013 08:30
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Yonic Symbolism posted:They mean the VHS cover not the movie itself Honestly, it looks more like a DVD cover, which would make that image after JP. It's that old "make this similar movie look like a recent more popular movie" that you see all the time in video stores and Redbox.
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Mar 7, 2013 08:33
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: There is nothing terrible about this. I love this poster. I want to see this version of Jurassic Park.
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Mar 7, 2013 11:42
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All 80's, all the time.
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NOT '80s ENOUGH! I will be selling 27x40 prints of this if you'd like to pledge to my kickstarter.
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Lizard Combatant posted:NOT '80s ENOUGH! This is amazing
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Lizard Combatant posted:NOT '80s ENOUGH! Ahaha, goddamn
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