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Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Vegetable posted:

Don't most footballers have massive thighs?



That photo's pretty unkind to Neville.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Vegetable posted:

Don't most footballers have massive thighs?



Not many that i'm jealous of tbh but in proportion they usually look big because they have no upper bodies

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

please respond posted:

Not many that i'm jealous of tbh but in proportion they usually look big because they have no upper bodies

Gerrard's thighs are just chunky in that photo because he's bulking. This is what he looked like after his last bulk & cut.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

TyChan posted:

Gerrard's thighs are just chunky in that photo because he's bulking. This is what he looked like after his last bulk & cut.



Is that a lad bomb?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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rats off to ya posted:

Is that a lad bomb?

It must be, what else would he drink?!

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I wish I could be arsed to get that lean.

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Feb 29, 2012


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El Jebus posted:

It must be, what else would he drink?!

Anavar from the looks of it :D

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Roberto Carlos had massive legs iirc

He said he had to get every pair of trousers he had made specially because non of the off-the-rack stuff would fit.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Thats generally what happens when you buy your trousers from Mothercare

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

Hallowed Turban posted:

That photo's pretty unkind to Neville.

Every photo of him is.

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
He's got the face of a prisoner of war.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBW3zA6mzIw

:3:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
That's liquid football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTR-fFSnANo

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Football fan sorry after phoning police to complain about Nani red card.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/udenlandsk_fodbold/italienskfodbold/article1931868.ece

A danish paper had someone drink then try and drive round an obstacle course to show how dangerous what Bendtner did was

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Thirteenth Step posted:

Roberto Carlos had massive legs iirc

He said he had to get every pair of trousers he had made specially because non of the off-the-rack stuff would fit.

He's also like 5'3", off the rack pants are probably out for him anyway.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref


Haha that's loving ridiculous! Why did the ref let them play on?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I like how he just immediately boots it back into the water for a corner

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

EvilHawk posted:

Haha that's loving ridiculous! Why did the ref let them play on?

Probably because Russia owns

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Arsenal youth team celebrate beating Inter Milan by doing a (rather poor) Harlem Shake video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfjzYZ62D8Q

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Ninpo posted:

Arsenal youth team celebrate beating Inter Milan by doing a (rather poor) Harlem Shake video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfjzYZ62D8Q

It's too bad they'll never make a sequel

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Ninpo posted:

Arsenal youth team celebrate beating Inter Milan by doing a (rather poor) Harlem Shake video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfjzYZ62D8Q

Go home Arsenal youth team, you're dorks

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Sprat Sandwich
Mar 20, 2009

Good to see Beetlejuice got his head back to proper size.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
That Mila Kunis/Chris Stark video has gone ridiculously global http://startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/07/bbc-radio-1s-chris-stark-explains-his-nerves-before-his-unconventional-mila-kunis-interview/

Not exactly football related any more, but a follow on from a previous post.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

TheGoatFeeder posted:

That Mila Kunis/Chris Stark video has gone ridiculously global http://startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/07/bbc-radio-1s-chris-stark-explains-his-nerves-before-his-unconventional-mila-kunis-interview/

Not exactly football related any more, but a follow on from a previous post.

I wonder if she'll go out with him now.

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

EvilHawk posted:

Haha that's loving ridiculous! Why did the ref let them play on?

Because about 15,000 Chinese had a bet on the game probably. Refs got to feed his family with the payoff money.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


I've watched this about 15 times.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

That's a Juninho free kick.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Do this in Parmos tonight, please

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Feb 29, 2012


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I always thought it was an own goal by Butcher but that gif makes me doubt it a little

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Here's a cool thing.





Such big nostrils. All the better to put cocaine in.

There are bigger versions at the artist's site:

http://iamdany.com/Playmakers

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I'm going to buy that print because I loving love it

e: the whole Playmakers one

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

T. Mascis posted:

I'm going to buy that print because I loving love it

e: the whole Playmakers one

I'd be more tempted to get the zlatan one he did.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Fat Guy Sexting posted:

I'd be more tempted to get the zlatan one he did.


Why is he wearing a mini-skirt?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

please respond posted:

Why is he wearing a mini-skirt?

Because he's Zlatan

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Zlatan got really small feet.

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

please respond posted:

Why is he wearing a mini-skirt?

why not dude, knock it off

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I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

TheGoatFeeder posted:

That Mila Kunis/Chris Stark video has gone ridiculously global http://startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/07/bbc-radio-1s-chris-stark-explains-his-nerves-before-his-unconventional-mila-kunis-interview/

Not exactly football related any more, but a follow on from a previous post.

Goons in PYF are calling it 'creepy'.

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