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Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Frostwerks posted:

Good god Delaware is the most improved name.

I always thought that it came from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_De_La_Warr

Also, I had always heard that Rhode Island was from Rogues Island, and it was a colony of misfits pushed out from Boston.

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yoctoontologist
Sep 11, 2011

That seems like a much less elaborate version of the Atlas of True Names:


Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Frostwerks posted:

Good god Delaware is the most improved name.
It's accurate for a state whose animal is a special breed of fighting cock, which was basically run for most of its history by a rich family that got its start in gunpowder production, whose people contributed some harsh soldiers to the Revolution and Civil War.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

cheerfullydrab posted:

It's accurate for a state whose animal is a special breed of fighting cock, which was basically run for most of its history by a rich family that got its start in gunpowder production, whose people contributed some harsh soldiers to the Revolution and Civil War.

Thats... kinda metal? :stare:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Lawman 0 posted:

Thats... kinda metal? :stare:
I'd like to introduce you to one of Delaware's minuscule bodies of water, the Murderkill River.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderkill_River

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Drains into the Delaware Bay just north of Slaughter Beach.

alcyon
Mar 9, 2010

:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:













Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Why is there a small slip of land across the lake that brings Toronto into Israeli America?

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Modest Mao posted:

Chinese often uses phonetics from one syllable of the country's name for foreign nations. America is The Beautiful Country (and Americans are The Beautiful Country People, American style is Beautiful Style, etc). France is The Legal Country, England is The Brave Country, Germany is The Moral Country etc. Sounds cool if you don't realize aMErica = May-guo, FRAnce = Fah-guo, ENGland = Ing-guo, DEutschland = Duh-guo. Other country names are either phonetic or literal.

edit: oh yeah, and Korea, called Hangook in korean, is Leader Country, or Han-guo. Thailand is Peaceful Country, Tai-guo.

Is there a list of these somewhere?

alcyon
Mar 9, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

Why is there a small slip of land across the lake that brings Toronto into Israeli America?
Probably because the angry Turkish internet person that made it couldn't be bothered to properly color everthing in paint.


Leopold Kohr's vision for a utopian Europe

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

yoctoontologist posted:

That seems like a much less elaborate version of the Atlas of True Names:



See here's what I don't get about this, Maryland is listed as "Land of the Rebellious One" but isn't it just "Queen Mary's Land"? Like how do you get the former out of the latter. I think these literal name guys are just making poo poo up.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

alcyon posted:



Leopold Kohr's vision for a utopian Europe

So Ireland is united, Scotland is independent, but Wales is still attached to England?

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Dr. Tough posted:

See here's what I don't get about this, Maryland is listed as "Land of the Rebellious One" but isn't it just "Queen Mary's Land"? Like how do you get the former out of the latter. I think these literal name guys are just making poo poo up.

What's the etymology of Mary?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Dr. Tough posted:

See here's what I don't get about this, Maryland is listed as "Land of the Rebellious One" but isn't it just "Queen Mary's Land"? Like how do you get the former out of the latter. I think these literal name guys are just making poo poo up.
It's because they also translate Mary, which according to some would be translated to rebelliousness. Alternative translations of Maryland along those lines would be Land of the Sea of Bitterness, or Land That Wished for a Child. I do agree though, that's really reaching, given that I very much doubt the people who named it Maryland knew the etymology of the name Mary.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

All Of The Dicks posted:

The source of the name "California" is interesting in that it is not a real word or even derived from a real word in any language. Rather, it seems to have come from the name for a mythical island in a popular novel of the time. Like, if it were discovered today and named 'Narnia' or 'Arrakis' or something like that.

Or Westeros! :hurr:

alcyon
Mar 9, 2010

The Monkey Man posted:

So Ireland is united, Scotland is independent, but Wales is still attached to England?

The actual borders aren't that important. It's more of an illustration than a map on his ideal of decentralisation and believe that difference in size/power between nations/states/regions is a major cause of conflict. He thought the USA's internal stability is/was a result of being divided into 50 odd states of fairly equal power (I know lol) instead of a few super states like this:

His (still really inconsistent) reworked view for a post WWII federated Europe of mini nations:


And preemptive apologies for poorly explaining the man's academic work.

alcyon fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Mar 9, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dr. Tough posted:

See here's what I don't get about this, Maryland is listed as "Land of the Rebellious One" but isn't it just "Queen Mary's Land"? Like how do you get the former out of the latter. I think these literal name guys are just making poo poo up.

It's because the people who create these things don't actually understand the history of the places they're renaming :ssh:

Modest Mao posted:

What's the etymology of Mary?

It depends who you ask. Of course that shouldn't matter since Maryland was named after a very specific person named Mary, with no reference to what the name Mary translates to.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Mar 9, 2013

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

The Monkey Man posted:

So Ireland is united, Scotland is independent, but Wales is still attached to England?

Sounds about right :v:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

alcyon posted:

The actual borders aren't that important. It's more of an illustration than a map on his ideal of decentralisation and believe that difference in size/power between nations/states/regions is a major cause of conflict. He thought the USA's internal stability is/was a result of being divided into 50 odd states of fairly equal power (I know lol) instead of a few super states like this:

His (still really inconsistent) reworked view for a post WWII federated Europe of mini nations:


And preemptive apologies for poorly explaining the man's academic work.

Ile de France seems awfully large. And how come Sweden/Norway/Finland don't get broken up at all?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

prefect posted:

Ile de France seems awfully large. And how come Sweden/Norway/Finland don't get broken up at all?
Because a large part of their territory is just mostly empty wilderness, while most of the rest of Europe is far more densely populated?

alcyon
Mar 9, 2010

As said the precise borders aren't that important. Kohr was more a philosopher than cartographer. But the idea of devolving federated Europe into blocks of somewhat equal power/size/population to prevent strive was an interesting one imo. Completely deluded and unworkable, but interesting nonetheless. It might have prevented a lot of intra EU conflict and inequality, or not. who knows.
Kohr was still required reading when I went to uni and fairly influential in post war regionalism/anarchism/forth world writings att. And just as with his bff Orwell, his Spanish Civil War experiences (obviously) reflect in his work.

alcyon fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Mar 9, 2013

lonelywurm
Aug 10, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

Why is there a small slip of land across the lake that brings Toronto into Israeli America?
It's probably just laziness, but Toronto does have a very significant Jewish population.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

prefect posted:

Ile de France seems awfully large. And how come Sweden/Norway/Finland don't get broken up at all?
Nobody ever remembers to give Skane its deserved separation and independence.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

cheerfullydrab posted:

I'd like to introduce you to one of Delaware's minuscule bodies of water, the Murderkill River.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderkill_River

edit
Drains into the Delaware Bay just north of Slaughter Beach.

"Kill" is a 17th century Dutch word for a stream or small river, and was commonly used in areas of North America colonized by the Dutch, and has been preserved in names like the Catskills of upstate New York, or around Staten Island:



Because the English didn't rename everything when they finally took over Dutch possessions in 1674, it created some awkward situations for the modern world:



More controversially and politically-loaded, here is the Ottens Map of 1673 which shows New York as controlled by the Dutch. The Dutch had ceded New Amsterdam to the English in 1664, but in 1673 a Dutch commander with 800 soldiers named Cornelis Evertson who was on a mission to the Carribean went rogue half way across the ocean and invaded New York. This map was drawn almost immediately afterwards. This invasion lead to the temporary restoration of Dutch power in New York (which was not renamed but New Amsterdam again, but was given the name New Orange by Evertson), and this in turn started the brief Third Anglo-Dutch War which was settled the following year when the English traded Suriname for New York. The politicians who initially dispatched Evertson were outraged, neither wanting to reclaim the Dutch possessions in North America nor start a new war with the English.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

twoday posted:

"Kill" is a 17th century Dutch word for a stream or small river, and was commonly used in areas of North America colonized by the Dutch, and has been preserved in names like the Catskills of upstate New York, or around Staten Island:
This is true, but it's not like Hellgate, which has a completely innocuous meaning. Hellgate was a toponym that came from "Die Helle Gat", or The Beautiful Passage. The Murderkill literally means "Murderer's Creek" and it's got a horrible origin story involving murder.

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

Ah, the kill controversy. http://articles.cnn.com/1996-09-06/us/9609_06_fishy.name_1_mayor-george-carter-peta-animal-rights-group?_s=PM:US

What Wikipedia says about Fishkill: "Fishkill or Fish Kill is derived from the Dutch term Vis Kill, meaning "creek full of fish"."

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
Or the Fresh Kills landfill where they brought the WTC rubble to search for remains. That had to have caused some awkward looks.

GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.
Don't forget to stump all your friends with the trivia knowledge that Haarlem is a Dutch name.

If you want to read a good book and fairly quick read about the Dutch in (what is now) New York, Island at the Center of the World by Russell Sorto is pretty interesting.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

All Of The Dicks posted:

The source of the name "California" is interesting in that it is not a real word or even derived from a real word in any language. Rather, it seems to have come from the name for a mythical island in a popular novel of the time. Like, if it were discovered today and named 'Narnia' or 'Arrakis' or something like that.

YOU HAVE COME TO A STATE CALLED GOR! *whipcrack*

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy


North Korea and the nine-dotted line islands have always been a part of China.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

All Of The Dicks posted:

The source of the name "California" is interesting in that it is not a real word or even derived from a real word in any language. Rather, it seems to have come from the name for a mythical island in a popular novel of the time. Like, if it were discovered today and named 'Narnia' or 'Arrakis' or something like that.

The Antilles are named after Antillia, a legendary island.

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire
Look up the history of the name "Idaho" :dog:

super fart shooter
Feb 11, 2003

-quacka fat-
https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&t=p&source=embed&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=201812973222981115902.0004d576a8ef94ef80a26

A google map of all the non-european popes in history

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

I like how New England's claim to fame is "most cancer." (Although, perhaps less surprisingly, Kentucky claims highest death rate therefrom)

Of course that's not the only "worst of" map which uses those exact same colors:



Funny that Kentucky's claim to fame is the same on both... (So is Wisconsin's and arguably California's, while Connecticut claims Rhode Island's claim and Minnesota (may) claim South Dakota's)

Also, if Kansas is the worst at poorest health, does that mean it actually has the best health? :psyduck:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

ComradeCosmobot posted:



Funny that Kentucky's claim to fame is the same on both... (So is Wisconsin's and arguably California's, while Connecticut claims Rhode Island's claim and Minnesota (may) claim South Dakota's)

How is Ohio the "Nerdiest State"?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Ammat The Ankh posted:

How is Ohio the "Nerdiest State"?

Maybe it's the worst at being the nerdiest state, and is therefore the least nerdiest?

Red_Mage
Jul 23, 2007
I SHOULD BE FUCKING PERMABANNED BUT IN THE MEANTIME ASK ME ABOUT MY FAILED KICKSTARTER AND RUNNING OFF WITH THE MONEY

Ammat The Ankh posted:

How is Ohio the "Nerdiest State"?

I too would like to know this.

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

Ammat The Ankh posted:

How is Ohio the "Nerdiest State"?

Now I'm kind of confused. It also says Arizona is the best (or worst?) at alcoholism when I'm pretty sure that the answer was actually North Dakota or Wisconsin - yet Wisconsin is listed as the best at binge drinking. Gah.

All Of The Dicks
Apr 7, 2012

Colorado is the state that licks its finger before running it all over the mirror.

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Antwan3K
Mar 8, 2013

reagan posted:

Now I'm kind of confused. It also says Arizona is the best (or worst?) at alcoholism when I'm pretty sure that the answer was actually North Dakota or Wisconsin - yet Wisconsin is listed as the best at binge drinking. Gah.

It's all about marathon v 100m sprint. Consistency against explosiveness if you will.

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