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jooky
Jan 15, 2003

Breath Ray posted:

Sounds like Cardiff Metro ran a train on them.

hm. subtle. I like it.

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Thirteenth Step posted:

How is it possible to concede 43 goals in one game!? were the losing team standing still?! Honestly there's getting thrashed and then there's that. They must be a team of newbies.

You're looking at a goal every two minutes. Considering the time it takes to restart, you're looking at score a goal -> kickoff -> get ball back -> run to the goal -> score a goal. It'd just get boring after a while.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

jooky posted:

hm. subtle. I like it.

:D

I think I scored 43 goals on Sega Worldwide Superstar Soccer once. Cracking little game that.

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.
Australia once beat American Samoa 31-0 in a world cup qualifying match. Apparently Archie Thompson has the record for the most goals by a single player in an international match at 13 from that game.

edit: According to Wikipedia American Samoa had access to only one player from their combined international and U-20 squads due to issues with Visas and High School exams, so they were fielding 15 year olds and players that had never played a full match before. I imagine something similar is going on with that women's team, just grabbing whoever they can to fill the squad.

Bubble-T fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Mar 12, 2013

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Tsaedje posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-21749312

tldr: A welsh ladies side has a goal difference in their league of -218 after just 10 games.
  • 0-5 v Northop Hall
  • 0-18 v Port Talbot Town
  • 0-10 v Wrexham
  • 0-18 v Cardiff Metro University
  • 0-26 v Llandudno Junction
  • 0-36 v Newcastle Emlyn
  • 0-21 v Port Talbot Town
  • 1-14 v Caernarfon Town
  • 0-28 v Aberystwyth Town
  • 0-43 v Cardiff Metro University

I wonder how much they celebrated when they scored that one goal.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Thirteenth Step posted:

How is it possible to concede 43 goals in one game!? were the losing team standing still?! Honestly there's getting thrashed and then there's that. They must be a team of newbies.

If you read the article they were actually one of the best womens teams in wales but then more or less their entire first team just left and started a brand new side due to a massive argument.

Instead of promoting their decent young players they're just letting anyone that turns up play for this season.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
What's the joke here?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Xabi posted:

What's the joke here?

Look at the positions indicated beside the numbers. They've got two goalkeepers in the outfield and the rest of the team is forwards and midfielders. I checked on wikipedia and those two in the outfield indicated as goalkeepers are actually goalkeepers.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I don't get jokes in the morning until I've had a cup of coffee or two.

That's an impressive line-up.

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen

Thirteenth Step posted:

How is it possible to concede 43 goals in one game!? were the losing team standing still?! Honestly there's getting thrashed and then there's that. They must be a team of newbies.

It's normally because one team didn't have enough players and the opposition just felt like smashing them. You don't need a full eleven to start a match, I think seven is the lowest you are allowed. I played against a team that started with eight people once and you can pretty much score from every attack if you really want to humiliate them for some reason.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



Some cool old dudes still hanging out together

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Is that Colin Farrell?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


:allears:

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

pik_d posted:

Look at the positions indicated beside the numbers. They've got two goalkeepers in the outfield and the rest of the team is forwards and midfielders. I checked on wikipedia and those two in the outfield indicated as goalkeepers are actually goalkeepers.

As someone in the MLS thread pointed out, it looks like the TV people used the squad numbers from the Philadelphia team by mistake, and then put in the corresponding name/position from Colorado's team. (Though I guess when they realized COL doesn't have a #44, they just started to wing it)

cosmin
Aug 29, 2008

Hegav posted:



Some cool old dudes still hanging out together

Who's the guy between Morientes and Raul?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

cosmin posted:

Who's the guy between Morientes and Raul?

Not a footballer.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Dzeko has played his 100th game for City, here's his 10 best goals.

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

cosmin posted:

Who's the guy between Morientes and Raul?

An unidentified fan

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegav posted:



Some cool old dudes still hanging out together

Morientes really needs a haircut.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Manchester United loanee Davide Petrucci did this for the Posh:



Phwoar.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGVK5mPfZAI

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

That's ridiculous.

wow

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

this is the most intense dip I've ever seen.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ravel posted:

this is the most intense dip I've ever seen.

You've never been to my aunt's super bowl party

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Wow, that thing plummeted out of the sky.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
.

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Scienide
Sep 29, 2006

Gunplay...
In more Liverpool related images, the first team trained with the ladies today.



Really good to see.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Scienide posted:

In more Liverpool related images, the first team trained with the ladies today.



Really good to see.

If all the women begin pestering and needling the opposition like Suarez does, that will be amazing to watch.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Scienide posted:

In more Liverpool related images, the first team trained with the ladies today.



Really good to see.

They've done this before

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9XVyCR8yQ

:xd:

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Scienide posted:

In more Liverpool related images, the first team trained with the ladies today.



Really good to see.

That's nice :)

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Tsaedje posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-21749312

tldr: A welsh ladies side has a goal difference in their league of -218 after just 10 games.
  • 0-5 v Northop Hall
  • 0-18 v Port Talbot Town
  • 0-10 v Wrexham
  • 0-18 v Cardiff Metro University
  • 0-26 v Llandudno Junction
  • 0-36 v Newcastle Emlyn
  • 0-21 v Port Talbot Town
  • 1-14 v Caernarfon Town
  • 0-28 v Aberystwyth Town
  • 0-43 v Cardiff Metro University

They're going to have to play very Caerphilly for the rest of the season, if they don't want to be relegated of course.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szwGJxx0ISM

Guy manages to hit the woodwork 4 times with 1 shot. drat that's unlucky.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


lmao, i thought this was going to go out of the stadium at first

shame there was no close up to see just how much spin was on that

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010



Liverpool does strange things to a man

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
People abroad tend to talk in a manner that the locals can understand.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"


Made him wait till the 90th minute....

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Aug 31, 2004


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TheGoatFeeder posted:



Made him wait till the 90th minute....

nice

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