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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Fluo posted:

Sunday cartoons, so not many as normal.

Guardian:

Was Eastleigh such a great victory?
Chris Riddell on the prospects for Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats.

Nick Clegg thinks it was, but as Private Eye pointed out this week, the Lib Dem percentage of the vote dropped by more than the Tory percentage. Win or no win, it was a rout where both the Lib Dems and Tories lost half of their votes and turned a relatively safe seat into barely more than a marginal.

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Fluo
May 25, 2007

Guardian:



The home secretary's well-received speech at a ConservativeHome conference set out her vision for the party.


Telegraph:



Indy:




Daily Express:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
[quote="Fluo" post="413314831"]


What other challengers approach? There's the Bojo balloon, Gove with a lollypop, Murdoch with Farage as a headband, but who's the skinny man with the OBR pillow, or the gnome?
Also, the bed's made of Clegg and Osbourne (who's awake to the threats) is using Danny Alexander as a pillow.

Indy:


I don't like this one. Fixating on shoes as a symbol for May is a bit misogynist.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Mr. Squishy posted:

What other challengers approach? There's the Bojo balloon, Gove with a lollypop, Murdoch with Farage as a headband, but who's the skinny man with the OBR pillow, or the gnome?
The OBR guy is presumably Robert Chote, chairman of the Office of Budget Responsibility, who gave Cameron the smackdown over the weekend for misrepresenting his arguments. Not so much a challenge for leadership as an attack on Cameron, really.

quote:

I don't like this one. Fixating on shoes as a symbol for May is a bit misogynist.
May is well known for her eclectic choice of footwear so it's not that presumptive. Putting on shoes of leadership is also a well-tested comic cliche.

Edit: I do like Osborne counting on his fingers as well.

Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Mar 11, 2013

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Mr. Squishy posted:

What other challengers approach? There's the Bojo balloon, Gove with a lollypop, Murdoch with Farage as a headband, but who's the skinny man with the OBR pillow, or the gnome?
Also, the bed's made of Clegg and Osbourne (who's awake to the threats) is using Danny Alexander as a pillow.

Nice spot with Danny Alexander (and Osbourne being "awake to the threats"). Not sure about the Gnome: had a look through recent cartoons and can't see anyone similar. It doesn't appear to be anyone in the Cabinet, nor, going on appearances (mostly the lack of glasses), anyone tipped as the next Tory leader.

Whitefish
May 31, 2005

After the old god has been assassinated, I am ready to rule the waves.
The gnome is Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=j...biw=672&bih=323

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Whitefish posted:

The gnome is Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=j...biw=672&bih=323
D'oh. So along with Robert Scrote (Chode?) it's basically a group of people undermining coalition authorities/Cameron rather than people with specific leadership bids.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Whitefish posted:

The gnome is Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=j...biw=672&bih=323

Ah! Still don't really like to acknowledge that the beard isn't there any more. He seems like a nice chap.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Niric posted:

Ah! Still don't really like to acknowledge that the beard isn't there any more. He seems like a nice chap.

He's still the Arch-Bishop of my heart :wiggle:



Fluo
May 25, 2007

Niric posted:

Ah! Still don't really like to acknowledge that the beard isn't there any more. He seems like a nice chap.

My dad is a lay reader and says the times he met Rowan Williams, he was a christian socialist but couldn't fully say his views because of the awkward spot he was put into. He got pretty upset at the people within the Church not wanting women bishops.

Torygraph would always try and attack him.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/cristinaodone/100062720/rowan-williams-wants-to-be-like-thomas-more-but-risks-looking-like-don-quixote/

quote:

Rowan Williams wants to be like Thomas More but risks looking like Don Quixote.
Rowan Williams, the most interesting Archbishop of Canterbury in years, is as capable of a sophisticated analysis of Dostoyevsky as an innovative interpretation of Aquinas. Yet when it comes to politics he is a simple, old-fashioned socialist who believes the State should intervene when its citizens can't cope. Hence his attack on the Coalition's plans for welfare reform: Williams wants to cushion every blow for every citizen, and believes no one should ever feel the pinch of poverty or the pang of hunger.[...]

Two Rowsons on Rowan!


Fluo fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Mar 11, 2013

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Fluo posted:

My dad is a lay reader and says the times he met Rowan Williams, he was a christian socialist but couldn't fully say his views because of the awkward spot he was put into. He got pretty upset at the people within the Church not wanting women bishops.

Torygraph would always try and attack him.

He actually made me glad that there's an established church, because it meant that there was at least one sane person in a position of political influence in the UK.

Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006

Torygraph posted:

Williams wants to cushion every blow for every citizen, and believes no one should ever feel the pinch of poverty or the pang of hunger.[...]

The Horror, the Horror!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Fluo posted:

Two Rowsons on Rowan!




That second one is Pollaiuolo's Martyrdom of St Sebastian:



I don't recognise the Crucifixion painting, though.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Clapham Omnibus posted:

The Horror, the Horror!

The whole article is insane rightwing bile.

quote:

Rowan Williams, the most interesting Archbishop of Canterbury in years, is as capable of a sophisticated analysis of Dostoyevsky as an innovative interpretation of Aquinas. Yet when it comes to politics he is a simple, old-fashioned socialist who believes the State should intervene when its citizens can't cope. Hence his attack on the Coalition's plans for welfare reform: Williams wants to cushion every blow for every citizen, and believes no one should ever feel the pinch of poverty or the pang of hunger.
For my colleague Janet Daley, Williams's broadside seems a daft attack on work. The Archbishop's target, in fact, is much more ambitious: capitalism. It is a system that he instinctively deplores, seeing in it greed-generating machine that cannot be controlled and that causes injustice and misery. Williams champions benefits as the humane face of the cruel market.
Unlike Janet, I have a lot of time for Rowan Williams. He is a good man, and a great mind. I've met him several times and like him immensely. I suspect there is a "man for all seasons" quality about the Archbishop which now, as he approaches retirement, he would like to unleash. He would relish a row with a big dictator, say, or taking on an exploitative multinational.
The problem is that this new reckless ardour must be reined in, lest he appear a Don Quixote rather than a Thomas More. In attacking the Coalition for its welfare reform, Williams is tilting at windmills. Capitalism may be hugely flawed, but communism has been totally discredited, and the socialist experiments have evolved into capitalist-lite economies that owe little to Marx. Even the most hard-bitten Lefties, although they may have forgotten to tell Rowan Williams, have moved on from the "Capitalism Must Go" position.
In this new global understanding, the Christian ethic of William Temple and Rowan Williams, with its emphasis on community and mutual responsibility, still has a role to play. The Churches, with their voluntary groups and inclusive ethos, can establish themselves at the centre of the Big Society. They can provide a guiding light and a moral grounding.
Instead, in a move that betrays a dangerous unworldliness, the Archbishop seeks to be the troublesome priest, the man of conscience who will make life difficult for government. It's the wrong role, and the wrong target. It shows a misunderstanding of contemporary politics but also of contemporary principles such as "aspiration".
For the unworldly Dr Williams, aspiration lies somewhere between unfettered ambition and greedy accumulation. It's about having and achieving worldly goods which, in the great scheme of things, should not matter a jot. Aspiration smacks of "me", not the caring sharing "we" that is at the heart of the Christian message.
This is why, when the Coalition – and in particular Iain Duncan Smith – argue that the present welfare system stifles aspiration, their words make no impression on Dr Williams. He refuses to consider that withdrawing some benefits might enable some citizens to create their own good fortune; in his view, a government that wants to reduce its role as provider is ducking its responsibility.
In fact, as Duncan Smith has argued, aspiration is as much about the single mum on the council estate wanting to improve her children's chances as about the City banker gunning for the big Christmas bonus. Judicious, carefully targetted benefits do not hold back the citizen fizzing with get up and go. But a benefits culture, in which welfare guarantees you a better lifestyle than you can earn through hard graft, risks clogging the arteries of even the most eager, leaving them paralysed if not lifeless.
The Coalition is working to change this culture: the disadvantaged will benefit from its success. That is why the Archbishop of Canterbury must rein in his Don Quixote tendencies.


:suicide:

Fluo fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Mar 12, 2013

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Jedit posted:


I don't recognise the Crucifixion painting, though.

I'm reliably informed by someone who knows a miraculous amount about Christ in art that it's a very common theme (the descent from the cross/the deposition). I couldn't find anything with the same pose, though this one by Filippino Lippi is close-ish:

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Rowan Williams is great and is definitely one of the reasons that I am still an Anglican against all the odds.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Fluo posted:

Daily Express:


I found the bird

Zedsdeadbaby
Jun 14, 2008

You have been called out, in the ways of old.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Rowan Williams is great and is definitely one of the reasons that I am still an Anglican against all the odds.

Yeah, I'm roman catholic but I have respect for his views. He says it as it is, without buggering some poor old choirboy in the process.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Fluo posted:

Daily Express:


Honestly I wouldn't have expected the Express to side with the Argentinians by suggesting that Falklanders were rigging their referendum allowing rockhoppers to vote for Britain.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Rowan Williams is great and is definitely one of the reasons that I am still an Anglican against all the odds.

I'm not religious but I'm not an anti-theist and I hate the likes of :smug: Dawkins :smug:, so I just class myself as agnostic atheist. I think everyone has a right to their own religious views and the whole reddit style atheist vs tea party style born again Christians are just the two extremes. Like Christopher Hitchen is a massive poo poo hateful unchill guy, and Rowan Williams is a pretty chill free loving dude. I was brought up Anglican but was never forced by my parents so when I choice to stop going at age 12 they let me, which I think has given me more respect for religions rather then turning into a Christopher Hitchens rear end in a top hat.

:eng101: Keir Hardie was a Christian Socialist.

Guardian:



Senior Conservative calls on chancellor to ditch ringfencing of schools, aid and NHS amid dire poll ratings for Tories


Vince Cable and Liam Fox rail against David Cameron's ringfencing pledge.
Unlikely alliance between business secretary and former Tory defence minister pressures PM over NHS, schools and overseas aid budgets.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/12/vince-cable-liam-fox-protest-ringfencing

Thats a friendly reminder that Vince Cable and the Orange Booker libdems are just as big a shits as the tories.



Telegraph:



Indy:



Daily Mail:

Vicky Price and Chris Huhne have both been sentenced to 8 months in prison.

quote:

“I love this bit… It’s where he asks her to take on his speeding penalty points.”


Daily Bird:

The bird today is in one of the creases on Vicky's scarf!

Fluo fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Mar 12, 2013

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Fluo posted:

Daily Mail:

Vicky Price and Chris Huhne have both been sentenced to 8 months in prison.

A cartoon areola in the Mail?

BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Fluo posted:

Daily Bird:

The bird today is in one of the creases on Vicky's scarf!

Ohhh I thought it was Huhne's brow and nose sketching out a rising phoenix. Seriously, it feels like whenever it's time to draw someone recognisable the Express cartoonist gets help from 'that nice person with the grown-up's pen'

And you can tell Mac loved every second of that cheesecake sketch. I bet there were variations...

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Jesus Christ Fluo, a wealth of literature and journalistic efforts from the man with very good socialist analyses all over the place, but he writes one book on religion and because of that he's an un-chill rear end in a top hat?

The Supreme Court
Feb 25, 2010

Pirate World: Nearly done!
I don't think Fluou's opinion is exactly that weird? I'd be amazed if Richard Dawkins himself didn't agree that he can come across as inflammatory and smug on the whole religion thing.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Coohoolin posted:

Jesus Christ Fluo, a wealth of literature and journalistic efforts from the man with very good socialist analyses all over the place, but he writes one book on religion and because of that he's an un-chill rear end in a top hat?
Wait, who are you talking about? Because if it's Hitchens, well, I've got some things to say to you...

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Coohoolin posted:

Jesus Christ Fluo, a wealth of literature and journalistic efforts from the man with very good socialist analyses all over the place, but he writes one book on religion and because of that he's an un-chill rear end in a top hat?

We talking about Hitchens or Dawkins? Because I can back up both.


Dawkins is generally a poo poo.

http://old.richarddawkins.net/discussions/624093-support-christian-missions-in-africa-no-but


If Christopher, he is pretty much his brother Peter Hitchens just on the other side. Just because you agree politically with someone on some things they can still be unchill. Supporting Iraq War and the war on terror.


I would be called an atheist by the way, but not an anti-theist.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Mar 13, 2013

HCO Plumer GCB GCM
Apr 29, 2010

"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

Fluo posted:


:eng101: Keir Hardie was a Christian Socialist.



He also had the good sense to hook up with the only member of the Pankhurst family who exhibited consistently good political sense. Actually, that's a bit kind to the rest of them who were by and large unutterably awful in almost every way.

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner

He's talking about Hitchens. I'm aware of the Iraq-war stuff, but not much else in the Hitch-criticism angle, myself.

Whitefish
May 31, 2005

After the old god has been assassinated, I am ready to rule the waves.

Fluo posted:

Daily Mail:

Vicky Price and Chris Huhne have both been sentenced to 8 months in prison.

Why are all the women in the audience crying? Are they supposed to be overcome with the emotion of watching a sex scene in a cinema?

It's like Mac is an alien creature who has briefly but inaccurately observed human behaviour, and then decided to draw right-wing cartoons.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I'm talking about Hitchens. Dawkins is a smug arse, you won't find any disagreement from me there, and his foundation has been funneling donated money away to pay for, among other things, apartments for his affairs. Ignoring Hitchens' work on, for example, Zionism and human rights abuses, Kurdistan, neoliberalism (remember the "America the Banana Republic" essay?), interpretations of Marx, American use of torture, undying support of women's rights (part of his main critique of Mother Theresa), and calling out Henry Kissinger for being a war criminal, just to focus on the one book on religion he wrote and labeling him a poo poo because of it is absurd. Sure, he's held positions I disagree with, but he held them out of the same principles. He supported the Iraq War primarily out of concern for Kurdish self-determination and human rights. He supported Thatcher's war with Argentina out of concern for Argentine citizens suffering under a brutal dictatorship.

Just stop using him as a poster boy for "smug aggressive atheism", Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins are far better candidates for that and don't have a wealth of otherwise valuable leftist rhetoric to tarnish by doing so.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

KazigluBey posted:

He's talking about Hitchens. I'm aware of the Iraq-war stuff, but not much else in the Hitch-criticism angle, myself.

He pretty much hated Chompsky, he resigned left The Nation because he thought the editor, readers and journalists thought John Ashcroft a bigger threat than Osama bin Laden. He would try and debate himself out of being labelled a warmonger with Scott Ritter (Scott Ritter was an important United Nations weapons inspector in Iraq from 1991 to 1998, and later a critic of United States foreign policy in the Middle East. Prior to the U.S. invasion of Iraq in March 2003, Ritter stated that Iraq possessed no significant weapons of mass destruction (WMD) capabilities. He became a popular anti-war figure and talk show commentator as a result of his stance.)

Generally when it comes to Iraq and the War on Terror he is either insane or lied threw his teeth as he could never accept he was wrong.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/995phqjw.asp

C. Hitchens September 2005 posted:

LET ME BEGIN WITH A simple sentence that, even as I write it, appears less than Swiftian in the modesty of its proposal: "Prison conditions at Abu Ghraib have improved markedly and dramatically since the arrival of Coalition troops in Baghdad."

I could undertake to defend that statement against any member of Human Rights Watch or Amnesty International, and I know in advance that none of them could challenge it, let alone negate it. Before March 2003, Abu Ghraib was an abattoir, a torture chamber, and a concentration camp. Now, and not without reason, it is an international byword for Yankee imperialism and sadism. Yet the improvement is still, unarguably, the difference between night and day. How is it possible that the advocates of a post-Saddam Iraq have been placed on the defensive in this manner? And where should one begin?

Saying Haditha killings were not that bad a deal.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2006/06/the_hell_of_war.html

C. Hitchens June 2006 posted:

[..]
However, all the glib talk about My Lai is so much propaganda and hot air. In Vietnam, the rules of engagement were such as to make an atrocity—the slaughter of the My Lai villagers took almost a day rather than a white-hot few minutes—overwhelmingly probable. The ghastliness was only stopped by a brave officer who prepared his chopper-gunner to fire. In those days there were no precision-guided missiles, but there were "free-fire zones," and "body counts," and other virtual incitements to psycho officers such as Capt. Medina and Lt. Calley. As a consequence, a training film about My Lai—"if anything like this happens, you have really, truly screwed up"—has been in use for U.S. soldiers for some time.[..]

And when he is so critical of intelligent services in the past he just eats up / ate up all the pre war stuff like how Saddam tried to buy Uranium from a number of countries etc. Which turned out false.


http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2007/03/so_mr_hitchens_werent_you_wrong_about_iraq.html

C. Hitchens March 2007 posted:

[...]Should it not have been known by Western intelligence that Iraq had no stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction?

The entire record of UNSCOM until that date had shown a determination on the part of the Iraqi dictatorship to build dummy facilities to deceive inspectors, to refuse to allow scientists to be interviewed without coercion, to conceal chemical and biological deposits, and to search the black market for materiel that would breach the sanctions. The defection of Saddam Hussein's sons-in-law, the Kamel brothers, had shown that this policy was even more systematic than had even been suspected. Moreover, Iraq did not account for—has in fact never accounted for—a number of the items that it admitted under pressure to possessing after the Kamel defection. We still do not know what happened to this weaponry. This is partly why allWestern intelligence agencies, including French and German ones quite uninfluenced by Ahmad Chalabi, believed that Iraq had actual or latent programs for the production of WMD. Would it have been preferable to accept Saddam Hussein's word for it and to allow him the chance to re-equip once more once the sanctions had further decayed?

The full articles I linked are worth a read, he did a lot other stuff but these tend to be the ones generally well known / big ones.



Coohoolin posted:

I'm talking about Hitchens. Dawkins is a smug arse, you won't find any disagreement from me there, and his foundation has been funneling donated money away to pay for, among other things, apartments for his affairs. Ignoring Hitchens' work on, for example, Zionism and human rights abuses, Kurdistan, neoliberalism (remember the "America the Banana Republic" essay?), interpretations of Marx, American use of torture, undying support of women's rights (part of his main critique of Mother Theresa), and calling out Henry Kissinger for being a war criminal, just to focus on the one book on religion he wrote and labeling him a poo poo because of it is absurd. Sure, he's held positions I disagree with, but he held them out of the same principles. He supported the Iraq War primarily out of concern for Kurdish self-determination and human rights. He supported Thatcher's war with Argentina out of concern for Argentine citizens suffering under a brutal dictatorship.

Just stop using him as a poster boy for "smug aggressive atheism", Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins are far better candidates for that and don't have a wealth of otherwise valuable leftist rhetoric to tarnish by doing so.

Edit: Oh I'm not ignoring his other works, everyone has done some good in their life. However as a person he isn't someone you would want a pint with, he is a very unchill person to be around and you always feel on edge. Atleast thats what I've been told by a friend, as, you know you can't really hang around with him now. And I'm not focusing on one book, just after 9/11 he became stronger anti-theist (even stronger then the Rushdie Affair), his love for socialism isn't just political but was religious. He loved Lenin* a lot for discrediting the Russian Orthodox Church.

*I loved Lenin but oppression on religion never works.


He was a big supporter of torture or just said it never happened after 9/11, he agreed to being waterboarded after 5 years of defending waterboarding as he thought it wasn't that bad. He changed his mind but still agreed with Gitmo.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Mar 13, 2013

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Fair enough, although my point was that his good works far outweighed his bad works, in number at least, despite not receiving as much media attention.

Speak for yourself, I'd love to have a pint with him and talk about Gramsci and the future of human rights in decentralized states. I wonder what he'd think about Scottish independence or the Catalans?

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

IIRC, he was also a Trot before he became a Neocon.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Just hope if you did have a pint with him you're one of the lucky ones he didn't get bored with in 5seconds and walk away as you didn't read "x" book about a subject so he thinks you're not worth his time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpA7pfR0FIc
"I’m not having any woman of mine go to work."
And yeah he was a Trot before 9/11, when growing up he was a member of the Socialist Workers Party. :suicide:

Anyway sorry for the derail, went from Rowan to Hitchens quite fast. :psyduck:
Guardian:

The Liberal Democrat leader refuses to back Labour's plan for a mansion tax on properties worth more than £2m

Telegraph:



Indy:




Daily Mail:

Britain is in the grip of extremely cold weather.

quote:

“I’ve just heard the first Cuckoo of spring….He was hammering on the door to come in.”

Daily Express:

Fluo fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 13, 2013

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner


Thanks for the articles/commentary Fluo, have bookmarked them for later perusal.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Fluo posted:

Anyway sorry for the derail, went from Rowan to Hitchens quite fast. :psyduck:
Guardian:


I spent more time than I'd care to admit looking at the first panel trying to understand why the fat cat appears to have a fried egg on his arse.

(also, thanks for doing this every day Fluo!)

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
The Mac one today seems to be totally free of dodgy ethnic stereotypes and is even a passable joke.

He sure knows his audience, though. Every domestic scene features the smug, wealthy and old and looks like time completely stopped in about 1980*.



*That style of mantlepiece clock, the fact that there are letters everywhere but no computer, the phone isn't cordless, the fire burns coal instead of gas/being a wood-burner...

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Zephro posted:

The Mac one today seems to be totally free of dodgy ethnic stereotypes and is even a passable joke.

He sure knows his audience, though. Every domestic scene features the smug, wealthy and old and looks like time completely stopped in about 1980*.



*That style of mantlepiece clock, the fact that there are letters everywhere but no computer, the phone isn't cordless, the fire burns coal instead of gas/being a wood-burner...

Looks like a non-widescreen CRT TV in the bottom right too. Not like those benefits scroungers with their FLATSCREENS!

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Guardian:



The latest warnings about increasing numbers of children slipping below the poverty line add to the pressure on George Osborne and his austerity measures.


Telegraph:



Indy:



Daily Mail:

A man who wrestled with a shark in Australia has been sacked from his job because he was supposed to be on sick leave.

quote:

“For heaven’s sake, Dennis, Put it back! You’re supposed to be on sick leave!”


Daily Express:

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Fluo posted:


Daily Mail:

A man who wrestled with a shark in Australia has been sacked from his job because he was supposed to be on sick leave.


That story was seriously awful. Man is stressed and doctor tells him to take a holiday, he goes to Australia to visit his family, see a shark about to attack some kids so jumps into sea to stop them, his employer says that because he was capable to stop a shark killing some children he should have been at work instead.

As someone said, if you're already stressed watching some kids get killed so you can keep your job is probably going to make it worse.

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