UYD: Not a move common to the game

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crimedog: Apr 1, 2008; Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.

How do you make chocolate?

Well you see, first you take chocolate. Then you add white milk. What you end up with is a delicious drink.

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# ? May 16, 2024 00:07

Zeeco: Jan 4, 2012

crimedog posted:

How do you make chocolate?

Well you see, first you take chocolate. Then you add white milk. What you end up with is a delicious drink.

How do you make lasagna? Well, first you take lasagna...

# ? Mar 13, 2013 02:10

dvorak: Sep 11, 2003; WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Zeeco posted:

How do you make lasagna? Well, first you take lasagna...

Well to be fair to Miss Teen North Dakota 2009, there is lasagna in lasagna...

# ? Mar 13, 2013 02:19

Marvin_Gardens: May 25, 2005

Seth: How did _you_ lose your virginity?
Jonathan: Me?
Seth: I know how you lost it; it's loving romantic.
Jonathan: I guess you could paint it like that-
Seth: Oh _please_ somebody paint that. I don't ask for anything

# ? Mar 13, 2013 02:56

Kedzie: Dec 13, 2004; they all float down here

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

Podfeed still has them working. Every episode is listed three times with two of them being down at the moment (so I guess they are linked to the uyd website) but one of them works.

Thanks dog. This is the equivalent of scraping pipes for resin, but it is getting me wicked high on medical grade UYD.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 02:58

crimedog: Apr 1, 2008; Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.

dvorak posted:

Well to be fair to Miss Teen North Dakota 2009, there is lasagna in lasagna...

God, she has the perfect eyes, for this one thing ...

# ? Mar 13, 2013 03:13

Drewsky: Dec 29, 2010

Marvin_Gardens posted:

Seth: How did _you_ lose your virginity?
Jonathan: Me?
Seth: I know how you lost it; it's loving romantic.
Jonathan: I guess you could paint it like that-
Seth: Oh _please_ somebody paint that. I don't ask for anything

I remember this but what ep is it from? Didn't he have sex when he was like 12 on a beach?

# ? Mar 13, 2013 05:06

Pompous Rhombus: Mar 11, 2007

Drewsky posted:

I remember this but what ep is it from? Didn't he have sex when he was like 12 on a beach?

Maybe that was the time he got caught out slippin' in 'lulu...

# ? Mar 13, 2013 05:15

Song For The Deaf: Aug 10, 2006; I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.

I just listened to the ep this past weekend. I think it's in the 250s.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 05:18

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

C-Euro posted:

Just be a crazy person like me and download every single episode and save the actual .mp3 files.

Nearly 20 GB of UYD

VV I'm not using any sort of podcast auto-downloader like iTunes so maybe? Also I have the folder on my laptop and a copy of said folder on an external drive. So it's like double-~~dick~~UYD.

I have every episode on iTunes, it's not like I desperately need that space for other stuff v :shobon:

# ? Mar 13, 2013 06:04

dvorak: Sep 11, 2003; WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

I'm assuming that the site and everything is still down because of Jah's impending move to the Moon, and/or Mars.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 12:03

Otaku Alpha Male: Nov 11, 2012; bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

Ok, you need to help me out here. At first, I listened to the newest episodes, but soon I startet at episode 1 and I worked my way up to episode 154. But from what I read in this thread, Jonathan recently moved/ wants to move (to NY?) and people get the impression, that he doesn't care about UYD as much as he used to? I'm still 200 episodes behind, but I need to know what's going on right now. Anyone care to elaborate?

# ? Mar 13, 2013 14:04

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

Ok, you need to help me out here. At first, I listened to the newest episodes, but soon I startet at episode 1 and I worked my way up to episode 154. But from what I read in this thread, Jonathan recently moved/ wants to move (to NY?) and people get the impression, that he doesn't care about UYD as much as he used to? I'm still 200 episodes behind, but I need to know what's going on right now. Anyone care to elaborate?

JahJah actually dies partway through episode 300something and has been replaced by a soundboard for the past couple dozen.

RIP Jah most wise

# ? Mar 13, 2013 14:08

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Drewsky posted:

Didn't he have sex when he was like 12 on a beach?

"And you lost your virginity...under a Kaua'ian moon."

# ? Mar 13, 2013 14:36

dvorak: Sep 11, 2003; WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

Ok, you need to help me out here. At first, I listened to the newest episodes, but soon I startet at episode 1 and I worked my way up to episode 154. But from what I read in this thread, Jonathan recently moved/ wants to move (to NY?) and people get the impression, that he doesn't care about UYD as much as he used to? I'm still 200 episodes behind, but I need to know what's going on right now. Anyone care to elaborate?

People are just loving around. A little inside UYD if you will.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 14:52

GraPar: Jun 2, 2011

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

Ok, you need to help me out here. At first, I listened to the newest episodes, but soon I startet at episode 1 and I worked my way up to episode 154. But from what I read in this thread, Jonathan recently moved/ wants to move (to NY?) and people get the impression, that he doesn't care about UYD as much as he used to? I'm still 200 episodes behind, but I need to know what's going on right now. Anyone care to elaborate?

The New York thing is a joke based on something Jonathan said once. More generally he does seem to go up and down in terms of how much enjoys doing the show but has never seriously seemed like he wanted to stop doing it. This thread just tends to get a panicky when he shows anything other than 100% dedication to the show - although nowhere near as badly at it did in its early days thankfully.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 15:33

nub: Jul 20, 2009; Keep talking.

Speaking of getting panicky, there's way too much traffic in this thread lately. Every time I see that there are 10+ new posts I freak out and think that the end has come.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 15:37

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Since it hasn't been mentioned for a little while, here's the UYD intro/outro playlist on Grooveshark, made by fresh-rear end goon cervixalot. Thanks again for making this, were you still working on it? I know the older episodes don't mention the names of these tracks in the shownotes.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 15:48

dvorak: Sep 11, 2003; WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

C-Euro posted:

Since it hasn't been mentioned for a little while, here's the UYD intro/outro playlist on Grooveshark, made by fresh-rear end goon cervixalot. Thanks again for making this, were you still working on it? I know the older episodes don't mention the names of these tracks in the shownotes.

It's even better when you look at the show notes and it says, "I'll get to the show notes, or maybe not. Probably not.", knowing that he wrote it in like 2007.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 17:35

Quarterroys: Jul 1, 2008

C-Euro posted:

Since it hasn't been mentioned for a little while, here's the UYD intro/outro playlist on Grooveshark, made by fresh-rear end goon cervixalot. Thanks again for making this, were you still working on it? I know the older episodes don't mention the names of these tracks in the shownotes.

I've been absolutely slammed at work so my free-time has severely dwindled as of late, but I do plan on getting back to updating the list. I'll also see if I can make anyone else who wants to a contributor so I'm not the bottleneck on the playlist.

There are a handful of songs that I took guesses on in the early days, so there might be a bit of culling that I need to do, but for the most part, the list is right on. Still missing some of the early-mid episodes songs, and probably the intros/outros for the last 8 or so episodes.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 17:53

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

The intro/outro to the last episode was amazing

# ? Mar 13, 2013 19:02

Brock Samson: May 13, 2003; I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

GraPar posted:

This thread just tends to get a panicky when he shows anything other than 40% dedication to the show - although nowhere near as badly at it did in its early days thankfully.

That seems more like it.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 19:26

dvorak: Sep 11, 2003; WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Brock Samson posted:

That seems more like it.

UYD isfor life.

"Hey you ever heard of this internet podcast? It's got like 300 slogans."

# ? Mar 13, 2013 19:35

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Sometimes I wonder how much of Jonathan's failures are exaggerated for laughs on the show.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 05:12

causticBeet: Mar 2, 2010; BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU

a starwar betamax posted:

Sometimes I wonder how much of Jonathan's failures are exaggerated for laughs on the show.

Probably less than Seth's OCD

# ? Mar 14, 2013 06:16

dvorak: Sep 11, 2003; WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

a starwar betamax posted:

Sometimes I wonder how much of Jonathan's failures are exaggerated for laughs on the show.

I've thought that it's pretty much none, to very little, and very rarely it's almost entirely made up. Not that it really matters.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 06:17

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Song For The Deaf posted:

I just listened to the ep this past weekend. I think it's in the 250s.

It's in the 255-257 range. Probably 256.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 07:43

goldblums eyes: Jan 11, 2011

One thing I have to say is that if you really enjoy the suace, and haven't made a blackout call to their voicemail vehemently explaining to Seth that he is your intimate God slash Long Lost Lover, you are ignoring your true inner emotions.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 08:06

Chriskory: Aug 18, 2004; Back when I was actively driving I drove Akina even in my dreams

I'm really missing my UYD fix, so I'm looking over pictures from my UYD tour of Los Angeles last October to keep the spirit alive.

UYD4L

# ? Mar 14, 2013 16:55

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

It is really hard to work out how Seth can stand to have that terrible car.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 17:25

nub: Jul 20, 2009; Keep talking.

I just want to hug him and give him my Chevy pick-up that I never drive.

e: Does anyone know what the story is with iTunes? The last ep I see on there (and the last ep I've heard) is 361. Anyone know if they're going to get their poo poo together?

nub fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 14, 2013

# ? Mar 14, 2013 17:32

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur: Mar 16, 2006; GOOD LUCK!!

Here's a super elaborate tweet explaining why the site is down https://twitter.com/TomTheMeans/status/311490380765986816

# ? Mar 14, 2013 18:08

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

goldblums eyes posted:

One thing I have to say is that if you really enjoy the suace, and haven't made a blackout call to their voicemail vehemently explaining to Seth that he is your intimate God slash Long Lost Lover, you are ignoring your true inner emotions.

I'm going to call them to thank them for keeping me sane while I go through the process of dropping out of grad school and finding a job :unsmith:

But not until I've actually done all of that successfully. I put the voicemail number in my phone already though.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 18:35

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Chriskory posted:

It is so bizarre and wonderful that Seth actually drives that blue 'dance.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 19:17

Bolek: May 1, 2003

RustyTrombone posted:

http://goo.gl/maps/CwOqU

Yes, this isn't creepy at all.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 19:22

peter banana: Sep 2, 2008; Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

a starwar betamax posted:

It is so bizarre and wonderful that Seth actually drives that blue 'dance.

That seatbelts bumper sticker is so prominent...

And yet he still received a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 19:29

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

My straightening your wheels after parking OCD :negative:

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:20

Binowru: Feb 15, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Bolek posted:

Yes, this isn't creepy at all.

If the site weren't down, I could show you, but there's basically a custom google map of LA with markers of where a lot of their stories happened (Sunset Junction, Jamba Juice, Whole Foods, etc.). One of the markers is Seth's car.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:40