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bavarian: Jun 30, 2007

All on Black posted:

Hydrolith posted:
Bored posted:
This should probably go in the "When Animals Attack" thread:

I'm pretty sure this is from The Brick Testament, which is the bible done (very well) using Lego.

Why don't I remember The Parable of the Knife-Wielding Monkey? It sounds pretty cool.

e: just noticed the land shark too. The Bible sounds totally rad all of a sudden.

Revelation 6:8: http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelation/god_tortures_kills_billions/rv06_08f.html

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Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Elysiume posted:

It looks like a dik-dik.

That's just the sound it makes when it types.

Box of lion

# ? Mar 13, 2013 23:33

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

Calico Heart posted:

I'm having a hard time finding any - there's a famous remix called "U.N. Owen was Her?" but I can't seem to find the original anywhere.

That's the video game song I was referring to before and is in no way whatsoever related to the joke piece.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 23:33

Jasta: Apr 13, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

I'd say it's more of a "just got out of a ravioli" look.

That is how all babies are born. :eng101:

# ? Mar 13, 2013 23:36

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Killer robot posted:

Some more music:

I get some Ferneyhough vibes looking at these.

# ? Mar 13, 2013 23:38

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

PainterofCrap posted:

You'll need these to play this:

Mister Kingdom has a new favorite as of 23:59 on Mar 13, 2013

# ? Mar 13, 2013 23:57

U.T. Raptor: May 11, 2010; Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Part of Everything posted:

I wish this were a case of joyful birdsurfing. Unfortunately that turkey vulture has gotten too close to that crow's nest and is now getting the poo poo pecked out of him by said crow.

That is not a turkey vulture, it is just a regular vulture :colbert:

# ? Mar 14, 2013 00:02

No Pun Intended: Jul 23, 2007; DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

Brother Jonathan posted:

I don't know what these fish are, but they are perfect for responses on message boards.

Those would be celestial goldfish

# ? Mar 14, 2013 00:13

ukulele bastard: Dec 5, 2006; Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!

XkyRauh posted:

So, uh, trying to do math: It looks like the Tempo marking dictates that a single 262144th note gets a time marking of .00000401 bpm. A single one of those 262144th notes happens .0000000668333333 times per minute, meaning that a single one of those 262144th notes takes about 14,962,593 and a half minutes, or nearly 28 and a half years, to sound?
The first complete beat, all by itself, then, would require over seven million years to go by... and then you'd have to do 287 more of those beats, just to complete the first full measure.
From there, just repeat that length of time 148,712,983,481,265,251,835,652,752,518,261,015,991 more times (one hundred and forty eight undecillion!?) until you've finished the very first line.

The second line asks you to slow the tempo down a bit. (Please, someone more mathematically minded than me correct this... I know I goofed somewhere!)

I've always wanted to do the math on this but have been too lazy. Thank you for that! And the only good I found is that the second line asks you to slow down a LOT (MOLTO rit.)

# ? Mar 14, 2013 03:05

ukulele bastard: Dec 5, 2006; Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!

ukulele bastard posted:

I've always wanted to do the math on this but have been too lazy. Thank you for that! And the only good I found is that the second line asks you to slow down a LOT (MOLTO rit.)

*goof

# ? Mar 14, 2013 03:08

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

Mister Kingdom posted:

You'll need these to play this:

Ah! That's just the instrument I needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7un4-yEK2mk

# ? Mar 14, 2013 03:11

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

Android Bicyclist posted:

He must have gotten it in this package:

Continuing on the unplayable sheet music trend:

# ? Mar 14, 2013 03:32

Eggbeater Jesus: Sep 21, 2008; Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Pretend you're Yo Yo Ma

# ? Mar 14, 2013 03:54

TurboTax: Oct 9, 2012

# ? Mar 14, 2013 03:55

Jellymouth: Jul 9, 2009; Fun Shoe

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

He must have gotten it in this package:

If it can make people dance, its an instrument.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 04:49

Jasta: Apr 13, 2012

TurboTax posted:

Holy poo poo, I need to have that poster!

I wonder if those are actually his hands or if they were just added to a photo of Gates for the ad.

Content:

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Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 09:13

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

bringmyfishback posted:

Pop Music has gotten weird.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 09:20

Noni: Jul 8, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

bringmyfishback posted:

Ahh it's one of those trendy new fart solos.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 09:28

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

bringmyfishback posted:

Freebird! Play Freebird!

# ? Mar 14, 2013 10:26

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Coq au Nandos posted:

Freebird! Play Freebird!

http://interlingual.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/partridge-a-fart/

# ? Mar 14, 2013 10:33

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Jasta posted:

Holy poo poo, I need to have that poster!

I wonder if those are actually his hands or if they were just added to a photo of Gates for the ad.

Those were those paper mats they put in trays at fast food restaurants, and I'm pretty sure this one was for McDonald's. Those hands are definitely not his.

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