KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

T. Mascis posted:

Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you.

He likes the SPOTS!

# ? Mar 15, 2013 16:05

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:57

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

What? You're gonna take her word over MINE? I'm your best friend!

# ? Mar 15, 2013 16:09

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Capt. Sticl, it's me.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 16:16

WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

What is all this stuff? Why do we NEED this stuff? And why... do they make 'em so small?

# ? Mar 15, 2013 16:17

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Matches. Long, wooden matches.

*punch*

# ? Mar 15, 2013 18:54

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

WarEternal posted:

What is all this stuff? Why do we NEED this stuff? And why... do they make 'em so small?

# ? Mar 15, 2013 19:05

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

My wife has an inner ear infection.

# ? Mar 16, 2013 00:38

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Hello ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo.

No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would.

Would you stop it? Alright, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you!

How's this? I'm *never* telling you! I don't care! No! Fine! Never!!

# ? Mar 16, 2013 00:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Gyshall posted:

Look at da little bastahd!

WHAT THE gently caress DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU LITTLE poo poo!?!

# ? Mar 16, 2013 01:09

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

T. Finninho posted:

# ? Mar 16, 2013 01:21

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

No thanks, too fruity.

# ? Mar 16, 2013 01:51

Electromax: May 6, 2007

All right, all right, just hold it right there. This fruit isn't for you.

# ? Mar 16, 2013 01:55

UP AND ADAM: Jan 24, 2007; by Pragmatica

She name name...

# ? Mar 16, 2013 20:14

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

potee posted:

He likes the SPOTS!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

What's the matter with you, you jerk!? We had it all worked out!

Capt. Sticl posted:

What? You're gonna take her word over MINE? I'm your best friend!

Chicolini posted:

Capt. Sticl, it's me.

WarEternal posted:

What is all this stuff? Why do we NEED this stuff? And why... do they make 'em so small?

Supreme Allah posted:

Matches. Long, wooden matches.

*punch*

Demon Of The Fall posted:

My wife has an inner ear infection.

Am I still in the Seinfeld thread? I don't recognize these quotes at all. Can somebody tell me what episodes they're from so I can immediately go watch them?

# ? Mar 17, 2013 04:56

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

He likes the SPOTS is when Leo is telling Jerry what his cousin Jeffrey's favorite animal is (the leopard!). e: not sure on episode

What is all this stuff? Why do we NEED this stuff? And why... do they make 'em so small? is Kramer's suggestion to Jerry for a bit, talking about packing peanuts. He says it's all in the attitude. The episode where Susan's friend makes Jerry bring the box back with the doormat in it.

The others I'm not immediately clear on.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 05:02

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

If there's a better use of 89 cents I don't want to hear it: http://www.amazon.com/Seinfeld-George-Timeless-Seduction-Poster/dp/B001HBNUGW

Edit:

stratdax posted:

Am I still in the Seinfeld thread? I don't recognize these quotes at all. Can somebody tell me what episodes they're from so I can immediately go watch them?

Some of them are wrong. :mad:

Supreme Allah posted:

Matches. Long, wooden matches.

*punch*

George never said wooden. It's from The Cadillac.

quote:

SUSAN: So, George, what does Art Vandelay import?

GEORGE: Matches? Long matches.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

What's the matter with you, you jerk!? We had it all worked out!

Newman never called him a Jerk. From The Ticket.

quote:

Newman: Your Honor, Mister Kramer's obviously very distraught.

Kramer: I'm distraught!?! Wooh-wooh-hoo!

Newman: You shut up! I demand a recess so I can take him outside and help him regain his composure.

Judge: That'll be seventy-five dollars.

Newman (Strangling Kramer): What's the matter with you? We had it all worked out!

Capt. Sticl posted:

What? You're gonna take her word over MINE? I'm your best friend!

This ones correct. From The Glasses.

Chicolini posted:

Capt. Sticl, it's me.

I think this is a The Chicken Roaster reference.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

My wife has an inner ear infection.

This is the easiest. It's from The Wife. :effort:

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Mar 17, 2013

# ? Mar 17, 2013 05:05

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

stratdax posted:

Am I still in the Seinfeld thread? I don't recognize these quotes at all. Can somebody tell me what episodes they're from so I can immediately go watch them?

'Long matches' and subsequent punch is from The Cadillac pt 2.

jojoinnit posted:

Some of them are wrong.

George never said wooden. It's from The Cadillac.

WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD LONG MATCHES BE MADE OUT OF.

I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

Supreme Allah fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Mar 17, 2013

# ? Mar 17, 2013 05:19

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

jojoinnit posted:

Newman never called him a Jerk. From The Ticket.

This is a lie. Newman clearly says "you jerk" as he is tackling Kramer behind the witness bench. Watch it again. :colbert:

# ? Mar 17, 2013 05:34

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

haha alright sweet, thanks guys. I know what I'm what doing for my Sunday afternoon.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 05:52

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Supreme Allah posted:

WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD LONG MATCHES BE MADE OUT OF.

I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

Maybe this is what the pilot should be about, vomiting on somebody's vest.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

This is a lie. Newman clearly says "you jerk" as he is tackling Kramer behind the witness bench. Watch it again.

You're right, just checked. But he tackled him from the front of the bench so you're still wrong. :crossarms:

# ? Mar 17, 2013 05:55

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Snapple?

# ? Mar 17, 2013 07:18

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Gyshall posted:

Snapple?

No, thank you, I don't want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.

I said this to her.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 07:21

fenix down: Jan 12, 2005

You're talking, you're having a pleasant conversation, and all of the sudden...IT!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 13:11

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

fenix down posted:

You're talking, you're having a pleasant conversation, and all of the sudden...IT!

IT!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 14:49

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

mojo1701a posted:

IT!

OUT!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 14:52

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

How could this be?

# ? Mar 17, 2013 15:46

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Oh it be

# ? Mar 17, 2013 17:55

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Well... maybe it needed some air? Y'know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there! It's inhuman!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 18:19

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

stratdax posted:

haha alright sweet, thanks guys. I know what I'm what doing for my Sunday afternoon.

See, this should be a show. This is the show.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 18:24

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

potee posted:

Well... maybe it needed some air? Y'know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there! It's inhuman!

I'm out there potee and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 18:27

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Sash! posted:

I'm out there potee and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 18:28

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Vigilance posted:

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

Actually, we met in the locker room.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 18:33

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

...I think it moved...

# ? Mar 17, 2013 22:19

I am hella PEEVED: Oct 25, 2007; Welcome to Earth.

MINT WIZARD posted:

...I think it moved...

What is his stand... on abortion?

# ? Mar 17, 2013 23:36

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

I feel like I got a B12 shot. This is like a taste explosion!

# ? Mar 17, 2013 23:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Natalya Fartz posted:

What is his stand... on abortion?

One day we'll get enough justices on the Supreme Court to overturn that law :fireman:

# ? Mar 18, 2013 00:06

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 01:00

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

Oh, nooooooooo. I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 01:04

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Merlot? Never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

# ? Mar 18, 2013 02:06

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ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

jojoinnit posted:

Actually, we met in the locker room.

It took a lot of guys to come out the way you did.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 02:08

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