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Brother Jonathan posted:I picture a bunch of confused factory workers in China. "A report about my mom. My mom works in a factory. My mom makes fake buttholes. I love my mom. The end."
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Holy poo poo, I think I found the actual William Murderface: 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Not sure where else to put this, so I'm putting it here: Never thought I would encounter another definition for the word "buttplug."
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DrBouvenstein posted:Not sure where else to put this, so I'm putting it here: I want one of those to use as a bottle cork and/or pouring spout.
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Druggachusettes posted:That needs to be a thing. I want to see more wild cats in boxes. I recently went to the zoo and took this picture of a serval in a box 
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Mar 15, 2013 20:35
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teagone posted:Professor X photobomb. If I was presented with this situation I wouldn't ask "Can I take a photo with you Mr. Jackman?" it would be "Hey sideburns, where's Jean-Luc?"
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Those shirts that say AD/HD were often worn by those "lol look how random I am guise" kids, where I went to school.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Not sure where else to put this, so I'm putting it here: How often do people take photos of their real dolls booty hole? Also I bet there's a whole real doll accessory market full of creepy stuff like this. Now I have a creepy mental image of some guy putting make-up on his doll and ughhh. Will it spoil me posted:Those shirts that say AD/HD were often worn by those "lol look how random I am guise" kids, where I went to school.
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Noni posted:I want one of those to use as a bottle cork and/or pouring spout. If they were a buck each I'd buy a hundred so I could have a sack of arseholes. Not sure why, it just seems like something I could use.
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Gromit posted:If they were a buck each I'd buy a hundred so I could have a sack of arseholes. Not sure why, it just seems like something I could use. Something sublime about upending a sack of assholes onto your bosses desk on the day you quit your job.
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Beating someone over the head with a sock full of assholes would be great, too. Plus, they're rubber, so while it'll hurt like a mother fucker, it won't leave any lasting harm.
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:How often do people take photos of their real dolls booty hole? Also I bet there's a whole real doll accessory market full of creepy stuff like this. Now I have a creepy mental image of some guy putting make-up on his doll and ughhh. Someone's never seen Guys and Dolls. No reason to use your imagination, friend.
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Gromit posted:If they were a buck each I'd buy a hundred so I could have a sack of arseholes. Not sure why, it just seems like something I could use. Check a hot dog factory's suppliers list. Your dream could probably become a reality!
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:How often do people take photos of their real dolls booty hole? Also I bet there's a whole real doll accessory market full of creepy stuff like this. Now I have a creepy mental image of some guy putting make-up on his doll and ughhh. She doesn't need makeup when she's so naturally beautiful~  and so fun loving! 
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Soul destroying picture thread 
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Tell me that is not an actual mouse sex doll. I need to hear this. I desperately need to hear this.
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razorrozar posted:Tell me that is not an actual mouse sex doll. I need to hear this. I desperately need to hear this. Two of them 
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Erebus posted:pictures 
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Isn't one of them a rabbit or a donkey or something? Or some sort of rabbit/donkey hybrid?
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razorrozar posted:Tell me that is not an actual mouse sex doll. I need to hear this. I desperately need to hear this. It's not an actual mouse sex doll. It's a hamster sex doll. Solus posted:Two of them Nah, one on the right's a rabbit, and the one on the left had drat well better be the same one as the first picture.
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It's one thing to have multiple creepy weird sex dolls with animal faces, but to be such a sick weirdo that you stage pictures with them is insane. Did he have a helper that threw the beach ball from off camera? Did he throw it himself and try to get the timing just right with the camera? And why? So he can have some fantasy about how the inanimate things he cums into have stories behind them? loving internet.
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Tarmogoyf posted:Your post went and dredged up my memory of seeing this somewhere: I think we went over this in the last thread (it's some kind of sex-puppet) but whenever I see this I can't help but think it's a dessicated corpse stuffed into a fursuit. 
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Don't those belong to good ol' Kevin Dawes? e: Havens not Dawes. Also I think they were Dollfucker David Hockey's.
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Tarmogoyf posted:Your post went and dredged up my memory of seeing this somewhere: Is that the one that has an actual skeleton inside of it to make it articulate more realistically?
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For some reason I'm glad my roommate got his rifle back from the pawnshop this week.  So, how about them funny pictures? From a gallery of guns replaced with thumbs-ups. As a humorous aside, the URL is "onb0b".   
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Brother Jonathan posted:I picture a bunch of confused factory workers in China. If they weren't confused by Homer Simpson dolls and Nightmare Before Christmas Happy Meal toys, then not much will faze them by now. 
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rodbeard posted:Is that the one that has an actual skeleton inside of it to make it articulate more realistically? Of course not! It's an accurate hand carved wood skeleton.
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Noni posted:I want one of those to use as a bottle cork and/or pouring spout. A cork is feasible, but a pouring spout would just look silly. (Also I now have a craft project while watching Grimm tonight. :iamafag:) Bored has a new favorite as of 01:06 on Mar 16, 2013 |
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Dogbrisket posted:I think we went over this in the last thread (it's some kind of sex-puppet) but whenever I see this I can't help but think it's a dessicated corpse stuffed into a fursuit. You're not far off. rodbeard posted:Is that the one that has an actual skeleton inside of it to make it articulate more realistically? Yep. It wasn't a real person's skeleton, thank god, although what it actually is is somehow even weirder. Rather than buy like, a plastic skeleton or something, which would have been way easier, the guy loving wittled them. The guy sat there for what I can only assume was a very large amount of hours, wittling wooden blocks into bones so that his mouse-shaped sex doll would move like a real lifeless corpse. QuickbreathFinisher has a new favorite as of 01:12 on Mar 16, 2013 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:You're not far off. It's not like he has any friends to spend time with. What else was he going to do? Not whittle a full sized replica of a human skeleton out of wood? EDIT: You want a really creepy reason why he may have chosen wood over plastic? Wood has a closer density to human bone than a cheap plastic skeleton. So maybe it's not only a creepy furry sex doll... Maybe it's a creepy furry sex doll that he wants to break the bones of CzarChasm has a new favorite as of 01:18 on Mar 16, 2013 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:You're not far off. I'm gonna be honest here, I would pay more money than I'm willing to admit for full scale, hand carved wooden skeleton. Assuming it was of good quality, of course.
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:I'm gonna be honest here, I would pay more money than I'm willing to admit for full scale, hand carved wooden skeleton. Assuming it was of good quality, of course. Thats not weird, thats awesome. Putting it in your furry sex doll would be weird, and frightening. I wonder if he has pictures of the skeleton before he got all freaky with it.
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Stop talking about fuckable dolls.
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RizieN posted:Thats not weird, thats awesome. Putting it in your furry sex doll would be weird, and frightening. I wonder if he has pictures of the skeleton before he got all freaky with it. 
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That is actually a pretty cool wooden skeleton, especially if he whittled it by hand. Shame he's a creepy fucker who has sex with human-sized dolls shaped like animals.
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Good Citizen posted:Check a hot dog factory's suppliers list. Your dream could probably become a reality! I don't want to spend all that time picking out the lips and ears.
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