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casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

BonoMan posted:

Goddamnit, Kickass 2 is going to be nothing but "Look! Look at how edgy we are! Look! LOOK AT US GODDAMNIT!"
Well, consider the source material. That's every comic Mark Millar's written in the past decade.

Admittedly if I could sit back and make millions of dollars just by writing the world's most pandering XXXTREME comic books, I'd take the paycheck.

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The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Pick Hard posted:

Lots to appreciate on the Django poster artist's Tumblr.



No room on Batman's utility belt for chapstick, apparently.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Cpt. Spring Types posted:

Those posters are really lazy, and not interesting at all. Looks like they'll be a great match for the movie! :v:

Is the general consensus here that the first movie sucked, or is it that the second one is going to suck? Just curious, because I thought the first was actually pretty good.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The first movie had a great Nic Cage performance and this looks like it might be the first good Jim Carrey performance for god knows how long.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Mister Chief posted:

The first movie had a great Nic Cage performance and this looks like it might be the first good Jim Carrey performance for god knows how long.

Carrey's the best (read: pretty much only good part) of Burt Wonderstone by a country mile.

"Your skin makes me cry." (glides away)

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The Time Dissolver posted:

No room on Batman's utility belt for chapstick, apparently.

Some sacrifices must be made to find room for Shark Repellent Spray.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I can't remember: is Night Bitch in the comic or is she the movie version of Mother Russia or whatever her name was? Either way those are some dumb posters.

Yes, Night Bitch is in the comic. She's one of the members of Colonel Stars' crimefighting team.

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

Tewratomeh posted:

Is the general consensus here that the first movie sucked, or is it that the second one is going to suck? Just curious, because I thought the first was actually pretty good.

I really enjoyed the first one, but the sequel looks pretty bad. It seems like it's trying way too hard.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Pick Hard posted:

Cool Taint poster.

Here's an terrible fan poster for Django Unchained.



I wasn't aware that Jamie Foxx was playing a white man.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Cacator posted:

I wasn't aware that Jamie Foxx was playing a white man.

It took me several seconds to work out that was supposed to be Foxx and not DiCaprio, even though DiCaprio never wears that get-up in the movie.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Awww, someone wants to be Mondo for some inscrutable reason.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Supercar Gautier posted:

Awww, someone wants to be Mondo for some inscrutable reason.

The reason is because they think they will make a hell of a lot of money

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Pick Hard posted:

Lots to appreciate on the Django poster artist's Tumblr.



Batman bottom center makes me think of this:


(click the picture to go to Brandon Bird's site)

leokitty
Apr 5, 2005

I live. I die. I live again.
I feel bad because likenesses are really hard and the dude put a lot of work into this stuff but uck.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Mister Chief posted:

The first movie had a great Nic Cage performance and this looks like it might be the first good Jim Carrey performance for god knows how long.
It's nice to see Carrey go back to playing total sociopaths again. I actually really love the makeup they got him, his character strikes me as similar to Rorschach right down to the poor hygiene.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Pick Hard posted:

Cool Taint poster.

Here's an terrible fan poster for Django Unchained.



holy poo poo.



:frogbon:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Some of the likenesses are decent, as in you could tell who they're supposed to be, but they're all still off even when they look like the character/actor. And the compositions are all really hideous and overcrowded.

The guy could be a good artist if he worked at it, but it looks like he skipped several steps along the way and tried to just be a successful illustrator rather than taking the time to work up to doing complex compositions and finding a style to perfect. He just said "okay I'm pretty decent at making images on paper, let's just fire up Photoshop and do this and try to make money at it".

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




This reminds me of the singer from the band Sisters of Mercy

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Here's a few divergent approaches to representing the same movie.


Certainly not influenced by Basic Instinct/Fatal Attraction.

more style than I'd associate with JCVD

Well, you know.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That last one is Sudden Death!!!

Why the gently caress do I know that I don't even like hockey.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Took GIS at face value, whoops.

Have some Michael Ironside.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

A Micheal Ironside psychic movie where he's not setting people on fire or blowing the heads up? You know, with his mind?

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



Darthemed posted:

That's the biggest collection of warnings I've seen in a long time. Keep the trashy movie posters coming!
Request: Posters for horror movies with titles that are just occupations, e.g., The Landlady, The Dentist, The Surgeon, etc.

You may regret that request...




I bet this one could sustain a healthy rate of interest




Eighties David Bowie will be right with you after he's finished carving this mannequin




Uninteresting fact: the Mad Butcher is a real chain of butcheries in New Zealand.


Like regular majors but coated in chocolate


Obligatory "Hellooooo Nurse!"


Where's my two dollars?!


Too bad he couldn't predict how bad this poster was going to be


Clint Howard: for when you can't afford monster make-up



Unless anyone else has any requests, next week's installment will be Ninja-riffic

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
There's also (NSFW):

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

There's also (NSFW):

Just a head's up that spoilering NWS images isn't very good because the SA apps and some other stuff don't spoiler the images.

quote:


That poster is nice.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

[culla=big red]TufFEE did nO THINg W̡RA̸NG[/read]


casa de mi padre posted:

Well, consider the source material. That's every comic Mark Millar's written in the past decade.

Admittedly if I could sit back and make millions of dollars just by writing the world's most pandering XXXTREME comic books, I'd take the paycheck.

I don't think you get Mark Millar.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

ShufflerZero posted:

You may regret that request...

Like regular majors but coated in chocolate


Where's my two dollars?!


Want that Majorettes poster, but without the inset picture.

Also, holy poo poo, I'd completely forgotten The Paperboy existed.
Thanks for the assortment!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Is The Paperboy based on the video game and the reason for the multiple deaths is literally Death?

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

Hbomberguy posted:

I don't think you get Mark Millar.
Who cares?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Darthemed posted:

Want that Majorettes poster, but without the inset picture.



Still a blown up book cover with extra stuff on it and a lamer tagline, though.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Or really, what's to get?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



ShufflerZero posted:

You may regret that request...

All that but no Kathleen Turner?

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Bronx Warriors, eat your heart out.

forpush
Jan 6, 2006

We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down

That is all I see in mad max

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

fruitpunch posted:


That is all I see in mad max

9 years too late.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

ShufflerZero posted:

You may regret that request...

<snip ShufflerZero's occupational therapy>

You forgot The Dentist, which even got a sequel. Potentially :nms: images:

http://i.imgur.com/pDMaHsr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1BLsoZB.jpg

forpush
Jan 6, 2006

We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down
ROTOR is nothing if not completely and utterly unoriginal.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar
Opinions?



I don't hate it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


It made me watch the movie again to see if he did wear all those suits. Is also a good movie so any excuse to see it is a good excuse.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I don't recall him wearing all those suits...

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