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joedevola posted:Opinions? 0/5, it's missing the one where he's in his office and not wearing any pants.
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Wow, that Nurse 3D poster is pretty drat impressive.  I can't seem to take a poo poo, Mr. Wayne! Och, an a happy get drunk 'cause of the Irish day to ye!  James Bond takes on the wee ones! 
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Mar 18, 2013 02:26
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Sean Connery is my favourite Irish actor.
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Mar 18, 2013 02:37
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Mister Chief posted:Sean Connery is my favourite Irish actor. He did win an Oscar for playing an Irish cop in The Untouchables.
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Mar 18, 2013 02:41
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joedevola posted:Opinions? Barometer posted:Wow, that Nurse 3D poster is pretty drat impressive. ARGH MOVIE POSTERS
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Mar 18, 2013 02:57
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Some more poster commissioned for special screenings: A bit unusual but it fits.  This tells me everything I need to know.
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Mar 18, 2013 03:05
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FreudianSlippers posted:
Where's the fat baby? 
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Mar 18, 2013 03:12
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:I dunno, I'm sure it gets the point across well enough, but it's pretty low effort. "This movie is probably going to bomb, so let's put a hot naked chick on the poster and we're guaranteed a decent opening weekend at least!" I don't like it. Not that I think you are entirely wrong, but I do think it's actually very striking in a way beyond the 'naked chick' angle. I look at it and think it's close to being a painting, in that the look of it isn't like a photograph even though it's probably just massively manipulated in photoshop or what-have-you. I like the way the blood is smeared around in a way to evoke her missing clothes, and I don't think she's in a patented 'sexy' pose, for what that's worth, it's a straight side shot. I found myself torn between being attracted to her form and repulsed by the blood, so again that drew me in. I mean there's obviously a sexual element there but for me, the sexiest thing in that poster is her hairdo. The most amusing thing is probably that I don't have any interest in the movie itself, (I mean, murderous nurse, big deal) but I'd totally own that second poster.
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:I dunno, I'm sure it gets the point across well enough, but it's pretty low effort. "This movie is probably going to bomb, so let's put a hot naked chick on the poster and we're guaranteed a decent opening weekend at least!" I don't like it. The movie is actually based on that teaser image, not the other way around.
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Mar 18, 2013 03:16
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Jedit posted:You forgot The Dentist, which even got a sequel. Potentially The second poster's goofy pun doesn't work. That would be referring to an orthodontist, not a dentist. That makes it a bad poster. FreudianSlippers posted:Some more poster commissioned for special screenings: It's like one of those weird Polish movie posters without being abstract. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Mar 18, 2013 |
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Barometer posted:Och, an a happy get drunk 'cause of the Irish day to ye! Yeah, "different" seems about right. I wonder how they advertised my favorite movie based of Irish mythology?  Aye, that's just about perfect.  Alright, I suppose.  Hey, Photoshop, how're you doing? Wait, is that even a seal?  What?  
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The movie is actually based on that teaser image, not the other way around. I totally thought you were joking at first. That's kinda hilarious. I would love to see this mentioned in a trailer, or disclaimer before the film. "Based on a real studio photograph." 
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Mar 18, 2013 04:10
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:I totally thought you were joking at first. That's kinda hilarious. I would love to see this mentioned in a trailer, or disclaimer before the film. "Based on a real studio photograph." Hey, we had decent films based on boardgames and a meme ad before. Maybe we should adapt some infamous goon photos while we're at it.
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The MSJ posted:Hey, we had decent films based on boardgames and a meme ad before. Maybe we should adapt some infamous goon photos while we're at it.  YES!
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:I totally thought you were joking at first. That's kinda hilarious. I would love to see this mentioned in a trailer, or disclaimer before the film. "Based on a real studio photograph." It's effective, though, looking at that photo makes me curious about what the hell that movie could possibly be, aside from an excuse to have Paz De La Huerta in the buff.
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Mar 18, 2013 14:54
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I'm fairy certain that Paz de la Huerta has some sort of restraining order against clothes.
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Mar 18, 2013 14:55
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She's so fascinating. She's like the only actress I'm enamored of.
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Mar 18, 2013 15:25
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Can you show blood on posters these days?
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Mister Chief posted:Can you show blood on posters these days? Can you show nipples on posters these days? I think the answer is no, if I recall a poster for The Hills Have Eyes 2 had to be redone because blood was apparent, and they had to change it to look like dark dirt.
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Mar 18, 2013 19:09
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Suzuki Method posted:Can you show nipples on posters these days? Didn't it have a sister paster that was pretty much the exact some thing but got MPAA clearance to be used without modification?
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Mar 18, 2013 19:19
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Suzuki Method posted:Can you show nipples on posters these days? Sometimes:  http://i.imgur.com/imyKvN6.jpg
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CPL593H posted:The second poster's goofy pun doesn't work. That would be referring to an orthodontist, not a dentist. That makes it a bad poster. If this was 20 years ago, someone would be making a cheap slasher flick called The Forum Poster. On the first anniversary of his gruesome internet demise, the killer returns to stalk and slay pedants. (If someone wants to make that movie I would gladly volunteer my services to star, but I fear it might turn into a snuff movie if I did.)
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Mar 18, 2013 19:58
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Alhazred posted:Sometimes: I forgot how much liked that teaser.
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Terminal Entropy posted:Didn't it have a sister paster that was pretty much the exact some thing but got MPAA clearance to be used without modification? Actually, when I went to go look it up, it seems I am mistaking The Hills Have Eyes 2 poster's controversy with a different controversy. The blood having to be changed to dark brown thing must have been on another poster (I distinctly remember this being an issue), THHE2's poster's problem was that in the first poster, they had someone who was clearly alive being dragged, like this:  Which was deemed unacceptable, I can't remember exactly why but I think it was explicit torture or something. They changed it to being a lifeless dead body 
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Jedit posted:If this was 20 years ago, someone would be making a cheap slasher flick called The Forum Poster. On the first anniversary of his gruesome internet demise, the killer returns to stalk and slay pedants. Sounds like this thing: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2025667/ "While at a party and she learns about an urban legend of an online killer that has the nickname "Smiley" who can only be seen on the web and he apparently kills people after they type in "I did it for the lulz" three times. "
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Mar 18, 2013 20:08
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That's only fair, anyone who types that even once probably deserves to be killed.
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Suzuki Method posted:Can you show nipples on posters these days? Yes, since posters/teasers aren't just hung up in theaters and subways anymore.
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Suzuki Method posted:Actually, when I went to go look it up, it seems I am mistaking The Hills Have Eyes 2 poster's controversy with a different controversy. The blood having to be changed to dark brown thing must have been on another poster (I distinctly remember this being an issue), THHE2's poster's problem was that in the first poster, they had someone who was clearly alive being dragged, like this: Had never heard anything about the difference being the person in the first one was alive. Any time I had seen the two there was some remark about the MPAA being fine only with one based on the same insane troll logic the ratings board operates.
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Suzuki Method posted:Actually, when I went to go look it up, it seems I am mistaking The Hills Have Eyes 2 poster's controversy with a different controversy. The blood having to be changed to dark brown thing must have been on another poster (I distinctly remember this being an issue) Wasn't it the I Spit on Your Grave remake?
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Suzuki Method posted:The blood having to be changed to dark brown thing must have been on another poster (I distinctly remember this being an issue) Wasn't that Kill Bill vol. 1?
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Suzuki Method posted:Actually, when I went to go look it up, it seems I am mistaking The Hills Have Eyes 2 poster's controversy with a different controversy. The blood having to be changed to dark brown thing must have been on another poster (I distinctly remember this being an issue), THHE2's poster's problem was that in the first poster, they had someone who was clearly alive being dragged, like this: That reminds me of when the MPAA rejected the poster for The Road to Guantanamo because of its "depictions of violence" and/or "torture". 
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Today, some of the films of Moonbeam Pictures, a Full Moon off-shoot.       Here's the thing: they stopped making movies in 1996. Truly timeless.
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Darthemed posted:Today, some of the films of Moonbeam Pictures, a Full Moon off-shoot. Jesus, I think I watched this as a kid. I completely forgot about it until just now.
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Mar 19, 2013 02:12
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It looks like everyone is on shrooms for all those and the weird stuff they are looking at is just them tripping.
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Mar 19, 2013 02:13
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So wait, they weren't cashing in on Twilight, Night at the Museum, etc.? Truly timeless indeed.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:So wait, they weren't cashing in on Twilight, Night at the Museum, etc.?
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Mar 19, 2013 02:16
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The Shrunken City of Kandor is going to file a tiny class action lawsuit over that film title.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:So wait, they weren't cashing in on Twilight, Night at the Museum, etc.? Is this true? I was going to mention how they had copied all those movies! It's like they saw the future~
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Mar 19, 2013 02:53
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Teen Space Vampire? It's the PG13 version of Lifeforce!
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So I dunno what's up with that shrunken city poster, considering this is what the city is supposed to look like: Anyways, the movie itself is about what you'd expect from a 90s kids movie. Complete with villains talking about how you're going to die! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6__8MEYoYw
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