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The guy who runs Saturday Night Curtain Jerkers' website finally updated after a 3-month lag. Catch up with me through the archive, as I've forgotten most of what has happened! I remember 'Ways Kevin Steen can be a heel in Canada' and 'Christian with a Chris-Chan gimmick' as classic bits we've done.
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I checked out the podcast for the first time, good stuff. I just want to say The Goog sounds like Henry Winkler and that's awesome.
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National Treasure update: I just listened to the Karl Stern tribute to Paul Bearer. He took an old interview he did with him around 2005, replayed it, and then failed to cut the rest of that show, which was an update on Austin walking out after being told to job to Coachman, and then a collection of "this day in history" bits. I loving love Karl Stern.
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Rodney the Piper posted:National Treasure update: I just listened to the Karl Stern tribute to Paul Bearer. He took an old interview he did with him around 2005, replayed it, and then failed to cut the rest of that show, which was an update on Austin walking out after being told to job to Coachman, and then a collection of "this day in history" bits. I made sure to listen to that whole thing as well. My favorite Karl "National Treasure 3" Stern Moment of the Year (or MOTYC) was when he explained why there is that click in his shows. You see, it happens whenever he stops the recording for a moment, so it is completely unavoidable. I sat there with a smile on my face as I imagined how this man is able to edit together different segments, add in bumper music and upload it to the internet but isn't able to edit out a click. It was magical. Equally magical: Dave's revelation that TNA forgot to get visas for some of the foreign wrestlers they wanted to use on their taped PPVs.
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Mar 18, 2013 07:47
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And it's because he records it on his front porch or something so has to stop it everytime a car goes past. It's really the greatest. Latest Observer was like an hour and a half! 
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Mar 18, 2013 09:56
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Steve Austin's blog posted:Well, sonofabitch…It has been awhile since I wrote a blog, that’s for sure. So then I’ll jump right into the story…
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Mar 18, 2013 15:42
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Could be fun. I mean, Austin is always entertaining.
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Mar 18, 2013 15:58
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At first I thought it was going to be Austin cutting promos about current world events, but then he went on to say it would probably just be talking about hunting and wrestling and stuff. I still want to hear him cut a promo on the new pope or something.
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Mar 18, 2013 16:23
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MassRayPer posted:I made sure to listen to that whole thing as well. My favorite Karl "National Treasure 3" Stern Moment of the Year (or MOTYC) was when he explained why there is that click in his shows. You see, it happens whenever he stops the recording for a moment, so it is completely unavoidable. That was also amazing. The content of his show is pretty good, and he's got a good personality for radio and all that. He just has hilarious quarks that make listening to his shows even more worthwhile.
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Mar 18, 2013 16:31
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triplexpac posted:At first I thought it was going to be Austin cutting promos about current world events, but then he went on to say it would probably just be talking about hunting and wrestling and stuff. A while back a metalcore band got in hot water because they came out as anti-gay, and Austin cut a promo on them on his Facebook. It was amazing.
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triplexpac posted:At first I thought it was going to be Austin cutting promos about current world events, but then he went on to say it would probably just be talking about hunting and wrestling and stuff.
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Mar 18, 2013 17:29
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El Gallinero Gros posted:A while back a metalcore band got in hot water because they came out as anti-gay, and Austin cut a promo on them on his Facebook. It was amazing.
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Mar 18, 2013 17:50
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LordPants posted:And it's because he records it on his front porch or something so has to stop it everytime a car goes past. It's really the greatest. And of course there is backstory for why he records on the porch and not in his studio with his more professional equipment.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:A while back a metalcore band got in hot water because they came out as anti-gay, and Austin cut a promo on them on his Facebook. It was amazing. sorry to shatter the dream but I think that was a fake Steve Austin account.
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Perigryn posted:This could be good... Yes, but will he be able to get esteemed guests like The Shaman of Cum
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LividLiquid posted:That's comforting. I was worried I'd wind up listening to Austin drop limbaughisms. I wouldn't mind hearing Austin troll AM radio hatemongers by calling in and giving them the "What?" treatment.
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Cardboard Box posted:sorry to shatter the dream but I think that was a fake Steve Austin account. If so, it was a VERY good impression. gently caress, that was glorious. There are very few things in this world more satisfying than watching bigots be put in their place. El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Mar 19, 2013 |
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Mar 19, 2013 04:15
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Please don't sue us Mike Quackenbush.
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MassRayPer posted:Please don't sue us Mike Quackenbush. what did we do now?
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KungFu Grip posted:what did we do now? Well, umm...here:  It's episode TEN of the TEN COUNT! I say twelve at the beginning because I'm dumb and can't count. Our topics: 1. "USA" chants against Alberto Del Rio 2. Triple H's career on the line at WrestleMania 3. Booker T's going into the Hall of Fame...now? 4. FEUD OF THE WEEK: Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry 5. WRESTLER OF THE WEEK: Mike Quackenbush 6. What guys would benefit from having a "hook" in their theme song? 7. Make Tank Abbott a superstar in WCW circa 2000 8. What are your favorite/least favorite WrestleMania moments/angles? 9. What's your favorite B-show PPV? 10. What two guys would you like to see thrown into a tag team? If we didn't get to your question, don't worry; we'll (probably) get to it on a future episode. Keep them coming!
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Mar 19, 2013 10:41
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I love how Bryan and Dave have basically the inverse opinion of PSP on Raw in almost every way.
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Mar 19, 2013 13:42
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WCW actually booked the first couple months of Tank Abbott almost exactly like MRP suggested. He came out and KO'd jobbers for a few weeks, feuded with a martial artist they were pushing at the time (Jerry Flynn) before annihilating him on PPV, then feuded with a midcarder (Meng). Management couldn't control him and he was a wild man constantly brutalizing opponents after the bell. He kept calling out an injured Goldberg and even started stealing his entrance. Then he lost to Scott Steiner a bunch and was jobbed out to Goldberg as soon as he came back and became Three Count's biggest fan
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sportsgenius86 posted:I love how Bryan and Dave have basically the inverse opinion of PSP on Raw in almost every way. Do they? What they were saying pretty much lined up with what I thought as I was watching Raw, except I actually enjoy Fandango. It sounds like Dave kinda does too, he just doesn't want to fight with Bryan over it haha.
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triplexpac posted:Do they? What they were saying pretty much lined up with what I thought as I was watching Raw, except I actually enjoy Fandango. It seemed to me that most people thought the Pancake Patterson thing was pretty funny as opposed to being one of the worst things ever. And they seemed to love the end of Raw more than most here.
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Mar 19, 2013 14:21
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For the Ten Count crew, what are your favourite and least favourite entrance themes?
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MassRayPer posted:Please don't sue us Mike Quackenbush. Usually don't listen to you guys' podcast since Dave and Bryan basically eat up the time I want to spend listening to wrestling podcasts, but I'll give this one a shot for the Quack segment. triplexpac posted:Do they? What they were saying pretty much lined up with what I thought as I was watching Raw, except I actually enjoy Fandango. They also really disliked the Punk segment. I can understand thinking it was in poor taste, but I don't get Dave's ojection that it's not "real life" and too cartoony for a major WM match when it's the loving Undertaker. Pretty much in agreement with them on most everything else from the perspective of someone who made the questionable decision to see it live.
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Big Show ran down there faster than 90 percent of the guys! No. 50 percent of the guys! No. 30 percent of the guys! No. Faster than Khali! Ok.
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Mar 19, 2013 17:22
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Bryan Alvarez math: "TNA has like 9 front office people. Actually, after they cut the 2 press people they might be down to 6!"
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Big Dave on Booker T posted:Nobody voted for him. Aww. 
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Aaaannndd of course people are giving Bryan poo poo for missing the Fandango silhouette pyro thing.
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I'm surprised Chyna and Quackenbush wasn't mentioned as Team Tiny Penis
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Mar 19, 2013 19:41
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Headline of the new Observer back issue: "Misawa nips Michaels for Wrestler of the Year"
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He unintentionally lead the issue with a racist Tom Swifty. Dave's terrible writing is magical.
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I had seriously never heard the word nip used that way before. I've heard a lot of racial slurs too.
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Mar 19, 2013 23:47
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an actual dictionary definition for nip is "to snatch away" but I think it's one of those old-timey meanings that have basically fallen out of English syntax meaning it's exactly the kind of word Dave Meltzer would use
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I took me a while to figure out why it would be offensive. That's pretty bad in retrospect, but pretty obvious he didn't mean anything by it.
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Mar 20, 2013 00:14
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Nippon means "Japan" doesn't it? Isn't there TV-Nippon?
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LordPants posted:Nippon means "Japan" doesn't it? Isn't there TV-Nippon? Nippon does mean "Japan", but "nip" is definitely a malicious racial slur. I mean, it's clearly just Meltz loving up, but it's a pretty big gently caress-up.
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Mar 20, 2013 00:37
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yes, and "nip" is a racist term for Japanese people derived from it. EDIT: beaten but whatever.
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Some of you guys must not have seen much old WW II movies/propgaganda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuMs5Trf9DU
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