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Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

I have trouble believing pants like that ever existed at any point in the history of humanity.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 18:49

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 01:34

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Bialya gets destroyed yet again:

(Injustice: Gods Among Us)

# ? Mar 19, 2013 19:12

Exit Strategy: Dec 10, 2010; by sebmojo

laz0rbeak posted:

The adventures of Flash and Felicia's wardrobe continue! (via Amazing Spider-Man 341):

Did... did they put on each other's shirts?

:confuoot:

# ? Mar 19, 2013 19:27

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Exit Strategy posted:

Did... did they put on each other's shirts?

I think they are both wearing Flash's shirts. A tank top, even a relatively loose one, for Felicia wouldn't be anywhere near that loose on Flash.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 19:36

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Little Mac posted:

I have trouble believing pants like that ever existed at any point in the history of humanity.

I think the artist woke screaming and crying in the middle of the night and drew a picture of those pants just to try and get them out of his mind.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 19:37

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Little Mac posted:

I have trouble believing pants like that ever existed at any point in the history of humanity.

Did you sleep through the early 90's?

# ? Mar 19, 2013 20:13

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

That's clearly a nightmare Peter is having. The bully who tormented him for years is banging his ex, and is morphing into some type of clown gorilla.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 21:00

Atmus: Mar 8, 2002

Those pants are rockin and if the don't exist, clearly they should.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 21:16

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Did you sleep through the early 90's?

We have people here who weren't even born in the early 90s.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 21:29

Silhouette: Nov 16, 2002; SONIC BOOM!!!

laz0rbeak posted:

The adventures of Flash and Felicia's wardrobe continue! (via Amazing Spider-Man 341):

Nice spandex capris, Thompson.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 22:26

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Did you sleep through the early 90's?

No, I was there, but those are like Zubaz from some kind of nightmare dimension.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 23:24

Tarodia: Jan 13, 2008; Winners don't do drugs

Little Mac posted:

I have trouble believing pants like that ever existed at any point in the history of humanity.

Watch some pro wrestling

# ? Mar 20, 2013 01:08

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Tarodia posted:

Watch some pro wrestling

Unless you're a 350 pound Pacific Islander you don't wear spandex that ends at the calves.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 01:54

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

So Rich Johnston put up this bit from tomorrow's Saga 11:

# ? Mar 20, 2013 02:41

Soonmot: Dec 19, 2002; Entrapta fucking loves robots; Grimey Drawer

As good as Saga is, it would not be the same without Staples. 90% of the enjoyment I get out of comes from the expressions she draws. Look at his face! Look at it!

# ? Mar 20, 2013 04:07

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

laz0rbeak posted:

The adventures of Flash and Felicia's wardrobe continue! (via Amazing Spider-Man 341):

The Flash wears pants made out of goes fast. Flash wears pants made out of WTF.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 04:12

Sanschel: Aug 9, 2002

Gavok posted:

The Flash wears pants made out of goes fast. Flash wears pants made out of WTF.

I may have to add Venom back to my reading list.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 04:23

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Lurdiak posted:

No nazis, my grandpa died in WW2.

Kids aren't going to become World War 2 Nazis.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 05:30

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Senior Woodchuck posted:

So Rich Johnston put up this bit from tomorrow's Saga 11:

And they say romance is dead. :allears:

# ? Mar 20, 2013 05:35

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

This is going to be most of us in the future, isn't it?

(linked for huge)

The Private Eye #1 by Marcos Martin and BKV

# ? Mar 20, 2013 06:48

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I started reading the Rocket Raccoon: Guardian of the Keystone Quadrant HC. All this is from the first issue. I'm not including much context because it honestly won't help it make more sense.

Hulk gets woken up by a robotic lawn mower and smashes, alerting the authorities.

Then, a flashback to Earth. I just don't know.

Finally, they make it to space (this could be in the badass panels thread).

Incredible Hulk 271

Uthor fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Mar 20, 2013

# ? Mar 20, 2013 07:06

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Uthor posted:

Finally, they make it to space (this could be in the badass panels thread).

Incredible Hulk 271

In Marvel vs. Capcom 3, when Rocket Raccoon beats Hulk, he says, "Let's KO some space clowns again sometime, mate. For ol' time's sake."

# ? Mar 20, 2013 07:28

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

There's quite a few end-match quotes that call back to stories that are decades old. When Iron Man beats Doom, I seem to recall he says something about getting double-crossed in Camelot.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 07:32

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Defiance Industries posted:

There's quite a few end-match quotes that call back to stories that are decades old. When Iron Man beats Doom, I seem to recall he says something about getting double-crossed in Camelot.

Quite the juxtaposition, loyal reading having such tiny, niche rewards while also being terribly contrived and gaudy. Me, I'm a comic is half-full guy.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 07:37

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Hawkeye brings up Force Works of all things to Iron Man on his victory quote.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 13:02

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Plutonis posted:

Hawkeye brings up Force Works of all things to Iron Man on his victory quote.

gently caress yeah.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 14:40

Seldom Posts: Jul 4, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Uthor posted:

I started reading the Rocket Raccoon: Guardian of the Keystone Quadrant HC. All this is from the first issue. I'm not including much context because it honestly won't help it make more sense.

Hulk gets woken up by a robotic lawn mower and smashes, alerting the authorities.

Then, a flashback to Earth. I just don't know.

Finally, they make it to space (this could be in the badass panels thread).

Incredible Hulk 271

I actually owned the incredible hulk issue just prior to this one. (The tag at the end was NEXT: ROCKET RACCOON!) What I recall happening was that those three guys in the second panel of the flashback (Blue with horns; Blue with square stick, and red guy) came to get Hulk to help fight a space monster. Rick went and dosed himself with Gamma to try and help, but he just fell over and started glowing. The blondish woman in the green shirt wanted to help him, but the only person she could find was three finger mohawk woman, who is some kind of interstellar TV producer. Hulk fought and beat the space monster (including a totally awesome fight with Abomination) but was sent spiraling off through space, where he presumably crash landed on Rocket's planet.

drat, why are comics not that awesome anymore?

# ? Mar 20, 2013 15:01

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Seldom Posts posted:

I actually owned the incredible hulk issue just prior to this one. (The tag at the end was NEXT: ROCKET RACCOON!) What I recall happening was that those three guys in the second panel of the flashback (Blue with horns; Blue with square stick, and red guy) came to get Hulk to help fight a space monster. Rick went and dosed himself with Gamma to try and help, but he just fell over and started glowing. The blondish woman in the green shirt wanted to help him, but the only person she could find was three finger mohawk woman, who is some kind of interstellar TV producer. Hulk fought and beat the space monster (including a totally awesome fight with Abomination) but was sent spiraling off through space, where he presumably crash landed on Rocket's planet.

drat, why are comics not that awesome anymore?

If you like that get the miniseries with art by Mike Mignola

# ? Mar 20, 2013 15:09

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Seldom Posts posted:

Rick went and dosed himself with Gamma to try and help, but he just fell over and started glowing.

Rick Jones, savior of the human race, in action.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 15:22

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

So this is a real panel that happened. I could have put it in the Ruination thread, and passed it off as Photoshop, but heavens no. This is a real panel.

Probably gonna mean a lot more to long-time pro wrestling fans.

Source: DC Universe Presents #18.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 17:06

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I would like to go on record strongly doubting that there are millions and millions of nu52 Starfire fans :mad:

# ? Mar 20, 2013 17:52

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

prefect posted:

Rick Jones, savior of the human race, in action.

Does Rick Jones still have the "chosen one" thing from The Kree/Skrull War and Avengers Forever? Has anybody even mentioned the Destiny Force in the past decade or so?

# ? Mar 20, 2013 17:59

goldenoreos: Jan 5, 2012; Take care of my animals while I'm gone

I was unsure about whether or not I would like Johns' JLA. This page sold me.

From Johns' Justice League of America #2

# ? Mar 20, 2013 18:18

Emo Szyslak: Feb 25, 2006

goldenoreos posted:

I was unsure about whether or not I would like Johns' JLA. This page sold me.

From Johns' Justice League of America #2

Ha!

# ? Mar 20, 2013 19:00

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Uthor posted:

I started reading the Rocket Raccoon: Guardian of the Keystone Quadrant HC. All this is from the first issue. I'm not including much context because it honestly won't help it make more sense.

Hulk gets woken up by a robotic lawn mower and smashes, alerting the authorities.

Then, a flashback to Earth. I just don't know.

Finally, they make it to space (this could be in the badass panels thread).

Incredible Hulk 271

I've been looking everywhere to find this. I actually just finished reading Rocket's own mini series. It's like some bizarre fairy tale with amazing artwork.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 20:20

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

I would like to go on record strongly doubting that there are millions and millions of nu52 Starfire fans

Probably not, but DCU Presents is an anthology series, anyway, so it doesn't actually matter.

# ? Mar 20, 2013 21:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.