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What bothered me about the animated shorts was that they looked so bad + weren't very funny. Makes it hard to imagine any network picking these up.
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Howard Beale posted:He hasn't had a drink in four days. Lyle is hell of erudite when he's sober. The best part is how at the end, after he escapes, he gradually reverts back to normal as the alcohol enters his bloodstream.
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I just read the entirety of the comics over the last three weeks or so. The show better get picked up as I have become much accustomed to a regular Achewood fix!
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Aside from who ate Ray's dang nachos, what's your favorite unsolved Achewood mystery? Personally, I'd love to know who just got... yellled aaaat, and for what reason. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292007
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Loving Life Partner posted:Aside from who ate Ray's dang nachos, what's your favorite unsolved Achewood mystery? I want to know what happened to Scrambles, because he was lost! Poor guy.
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Mar 21, 2013 03:55
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Jet Jaguar posted:I want to know what happened to Scrambles, because he was lost! Poor guy. Wasn't Onstad asked about Scrambles and we got some hilariously venomous answer?
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Loving Life Partner posted:Aside from who ate Ray's dang nachos, what's your favorite unsolved Achewood mystery? Pretty sure it was Teodor, for the events here. Though that could be the joke I guess. Loving Life Partner posted:Wasn't Onstad asked about Scrambles and we got some hilariously venomous answer? Oh yeah, someone mentioned that earlier in the thread. Poor Scrambles.
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Mar 21, 2013 04:10
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Loving Life Partner posted:Aside from who ate Ray's dang nachos, what's your favorite unsolved Achewood mystery? You only have to go back 3 strips.
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Loving Life Partner posted:Wasn't Onstad asked about Scrambles and we got some hilariously venomous answer? In the Dark Horse hardcover books (which I wish they were still making  ) he writes in commentary for that strip something along the lines of,"People still ask me what happened to Scrambles. The answer is that I don't care."
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Mar 21, 2013 04:38
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I want to know what was up with Pat and the banjo
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Mar 21, 2013 05:01
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Improbable Lobster posted:I want to know what was up with Pat and the banjo Who cares, it's Pat.
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Mar 21, 2013 13:34
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Atmus posted:Who cares, it's Pat. But the banjo! Why was it possessed? Where did it come from? Why did every song become Hog and Prawn?
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JethroMcB posted:But the banjo! Why was it possessed? Where did it come from? Why did every song become Hog and Prawn? Cajun magical realism.
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Mar 21, 2013 15:26
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I still want to know if Teodor cold had a peter in his mouth in the back of Nice Pete's murder van, god drat it. 
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Happy Hippo posted:I still want to know if Teodor cold had a peter in his mouth in the back of Nice Pete's murder van, god drat it. Or for that matter, if someone did manage to give Lurquilla some "reg'lr baybees". 
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Mar 21, 2013 20:59
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Atmus posted:Who cares, it's Pat. Did Pat ever have a successful business? His blog entries about the vegan place with the pennyfarthing bicycle and the rounds of contractors were some of my favorites.
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Mar 22, 2013 06:57
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He had the Subway before he went to murder Vlad and whatnot. That was at least briefly successful.
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Roland Jones posted:He had the Subway before he went to murder Vlad and whatnot. That was at least briefly successful. Pat's Subway was so successful, Vlad decided to terminate his business. Terminate...with extreme prejudice.
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Mar 22, 2013 08:04
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Pat's hardly the least successful businessman in Achewood though. What's getting audited?
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Jerusalem posted:Pat's hardly the least successful businessman in Achewood though. He almost got lethal injection, he did those taxes so poorly.
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Mar 22, 2013 13:24
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That is quite possibly my favourite Achewood joke of all time.
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Mar 22, 2013 13:44
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As the alt text from a different strip that has already been linked to said, Todd has made hell of mistakes.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Pat's Subway was so successful, Vlad decided to terminate his business. Holy crap, Pat's Subway's hacked message board is the Tea Party Community.
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Jet Jaguar posted:Holy crap, Pat's Subway's hacked message board is the Tea Party Community. Ha, hopping back a couple days is this one I'd forgotten about http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212003 I guess everybody's got a weird past 
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Is Mexican Magical Realism strictly an Achewood thing? If so, the dude who posted that crazy Toyota ad on Craigslist is a fan: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/most-stunning-ad-ever-made-used-car-128000-miles-thats-been-puked-twice-148174
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Tenterhooks posted:Is Mexican Magical Realism strictly an Achewood thing? If so, the dude who posted that crazy Toyota ad on Craigslist is a fan: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/most-stunning-ad-ever-made-used-car-128000-miles-thats-been-puked-twice-148174 No, Mexican Magical Realism is a pretty large and important literary genre. edit; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_realism
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Of course it's also been argued that "magical realism" is what literary critics call it when people with Spanish-sounding names write fantasy.
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Mar 28, 2013 01:53
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http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07082003 that's probably my favourite achewood - very creative and hilarious, and then the tremendously unhelpful and terrible alt-text make me laugh
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Mar 29, 2013 01:56
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The store is back and there's a new blog post about it.
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Apr 1, 2013 20:32
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There is a notable absence of cookbooks.
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Apr 1, 2013 20:37
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withak posted:There is a notable absence of cookbooks. quote:Please know I'm working to restore that relationship—first and foremost by addressing the second cookbook—and will have more news on that to share with you soon.
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Apr 1, 2013 20:41
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He had to add a disclaimer that this isn't an April Fools joke. Great.
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Apr 1, 2013 20:43
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I love that series of Great Outdoor Fight posters. I'd never seen those before. I'm glad he's at long last publicly admitting he hosed up and is apologizing. I'll believe this is all behind him once I see evidence of it, but at least he's finally trying to set things right. Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Apr 1, 2013 |
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It looks like some (but not all) of the shirts have descriptions. If you want just a little bit more of Onstad's unique voice, check them out.
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Kinda wish the women's shirt selection was just as diverse as the men's. I want a Sex Bicycle shirt but prefer the fitted cut 
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Apr 1, 2013 21:43
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Miss Kalle posted:Kinda wish the women's shirt selection was just as diverse as the men's. I want a Sex Bicycle shirt but prefer the fitted cut You should ask for some women's designs. He seems to be taking suggestions.
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csammis posted:You should ask for some women's designs. He seems to be taking suggestions. I'M SO EXCITED TO GET A NEW ONE OF THESE SHIRTS YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW
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Apr 1, 2013 22:06
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I recently got my own place and started buying adult things and wanted to get Achewood pint glasses. Store is back but still no pint glasses
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Sockser posted:I recently got my own place and started buying adult things and wanted to get Achewood pint glasses. As I recall, those things were impossible to make money on.
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I want hoodies. I don't wear t-shirts often enough.
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