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Shaggar posted:memory leaks are easy to avoid and find in java. they're also far far more likely in manually managed languages where you'll gently caress it up all the time. yeah just stop using java
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Shaggar posted:memory leaks are easy to avoid and find in java. they're also far far more likely in manually managed languages where you'll gently caress it up all the time. resource acquisition is initialization. marx warned us about this
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Mar 22, 2013 18:27
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FamDav posted:marx warned us about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM01v_vVnbg
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Mar 22, 2013 18:28
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Shaggar posted:yeah let me go willingly use javascript pause not just compile the xaml to gwt java, that way you don't have to touch js
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Mar 22, 2013 18:30
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gwt is awful but still better than using javascript
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Mar 22, 2013 18:36
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js wasn't the web language we needed, but it was the language we deserved
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Mar 22, 2013 18:37
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Shaggar posted:gwt is awful but still better than using javascript we use gwt its kinda cool for writing web based apps we use it to talk to a .net backend through json so were just writing java widgets
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Mar 22, 2013 18:39
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hopefully i will have to write minimal javascript in my new job
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Mar 22, 2013 18:41
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woah hey you got a new job?
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gucci void main posted:hopefully i will have to write minimal javascript in my new job grats duder. Where are you working?
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Jonny 290 posted:buddy of mine went into the military in august '97, he drove hummers. Thanks for sharing this. I feel a bit better about my terrible career choices now. Srsly.
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been reading that coders at work book and they keep talking about javascript, about which i give no fucks they also keep mentioning this "literal programming" thing. the gently caress is that
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Mar 22, 2013 18:48
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it's us, we're the p-langs
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Mar 22, 2013 18:48
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Werthog 95 posted:been reading that coders at work book and they keep talking about javascript, about which i give no fucks do you mean literate programming lmao
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Mar 22, 2013 18:48
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obviously literate anything isn't for me
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Jonny 290 posted:buddy of mine went into the military in august '97, he drove hummers. ft. hood is a loving cool place street names like "hell on wheels ave" and "tank destroyer blvd" was walking between buildings and there were a bunch of tanks drivin' down the road
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Werthog 95 posted:been reading that coders at work book and they keep talking about javascript, about which i give no fucks for code you want other people to be able to read, literate programming lets you write a narrative in human language with little snippets in it that are executable https://gist.github.com/jashkenas/3fc3c1a8b1009c00d9df it's a way to feel good and a baller way to document how to use a library but too much work for day-to-day implementation stuff
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Mar 22, 2013 18:55
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someone should write a compiler for finnegan's wake
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Stack overflow basically does the same thing except it's also googleable
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MeruFM posted:Stack overflow basically does the same thing except it's also googleable next time i need an answer to "how do i do math in jquery" i'll check it out, thanks
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chumpchous posted:someone should write a compiler for finnegan's wake finnegans wake needs decompiling if anything
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compiling finnegan's wake is halting equivalent
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Shaggar posted:lol. not manually managing memory is the "ugh you don't even change your own oil???" of programming 
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yah probably
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especially in the european setting where manual is required for licensing and if you can't do it you're a tard
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alloca is like putting saw dust in your transmission
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Gazpacho posted:compiling finnegan's wake is halting equivalent
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Ok ok lets put a nil into things we dont have to do it like First question for any coder.. Is that all we want to do is explain bits of code, and its runningz what it does.. Hopefully there is a lot of coders looking at it cos we can auto gen documentation.. Now there are a few ways to do this.. The first concept is to.. For the doco manager is to create the file that explain and do things and a manual The nexxt concept is to interlink into stuff What developers want ? NOrmally the developer is do busy coding u have to interupt It whet I better explain how this works and all langs work different ways Java /* Is Documentated */ this( What GoLand should be Is a simple commentrty and link Aas we gonna use gomang.org aaas our voerifier.. Si all the comment we spend our tiimes will come into fuitiion We expectsimple markup eg /* This IS IT */ Its pissing me off bigtimer.. I waanna wrie code
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Werthog 95 posted:gomang.org mods
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i jsut wanted to bbe a contributor
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Plastic Snake posted:gomang.org woah 
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so who's gonna open the first programming monastery
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they could claim women aren't allowed for religious reasons
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Werthog 95 posted:so who's gonna open the first programming monastery a coding dojo?????
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become the goku of programming
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i've seen a bunch of '<language> koan' exercises and it just annoys the hell out of me
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Werthog 95 posted:so who's gonna open the first programming monastery join my monadic order
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perlmonks.org
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Plastic Snake posted:join my monadic order
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