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Materant
Jul 22, 2010

see, what you don't understand is he now has

THE MANLIEST MUSTACHE

it defies physics


YOU ARE USELESS! :byodood:

On second thought, we like talking to her.

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Kanta Happy

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
Why deny it? We're both useless. :negative:

Turncoat Mommy
Oct 3, 2010

I believe in you.
Never be negative, we're happy.

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
:f5: This game is amazing.

Useless misery loves company.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
Hey, come on now, we love talking about movies with her.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
You are useless? I'm so much more useless than you!

The_Frag_Man
Mar 26, 2005

Kanta love talk about movie

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm
Kanta likes talking about the futility of life movies with her.

dotchan
Feb 28, 2008

I wanna get a Super Saiyan Mohawk when I grow up! :swoon:
Commiserate about our uselessness.

Also, Nyaa, I've nicked Super Saiyan Mohawk Kanta as baby's first icon. Thanks to your thread, I'm no longer a Stupid Newbie! /manry tear

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Talk Movie: 16
Useless: 7

You’re not useless. I have fun discussing movies with you.


“Really?”

Really, you know a lot of things that I don’t.


Few days later…



Yeah, this movie is great, Kanta!




Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Huh. Well, that was easy. Hope the failure reel's more entertaining.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Spiritus Nox posted:

Huh. Well, that was easy. Hope the failure reel's more entertaining.

Given the options we avoided, I have no doubt.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
As reward for the perfect streak we have on Kana, for the next girl, I will save you from all the bad choices! So go wild with it! I might even merge the good and bad route together since the next one is actually pretty linear with most choice at 2 options or really obvious one with 3-4 options, but 90% of the choices are instant dead! :stonk:

Also, it's the bane of all man, the boring shopping time!

dotchan posted:

Also, Nyaa, I've nicked Super Saiyan Mohawk Kanta as baby's first icon. Thanks to your thread, I'm no longer a Stupid Newbie! /manry tear
Cool! You are now Saiyan man-child!

I can make a larger 125x125 size for anyone that wants it bigger!

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Nyaa posted:

Also, it's the bane of all man, the boring shopping time!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :suicide:

Sounds like the next route is going to be a fun ride-we'll see how long it takes before the thread gets bored enough to start going for deliberate bad ends.

But yes, I suspect seeing the other films will be a fun part of the faliure reel. Especially that last one :allears:

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

This game is :byodood: incarnate and it's loving amazing. Thank you so much Nyaa.

gyrobot
Nov 16, 2011
Hmmm, that is some good advice when going to cons Nyaa. The typical PUA tactic doesn't work in this kind of environment.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Kanta Costanza faces his greatest challenge yet.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Nyaa posted:

I can make a larger 125x125 size for anyone that wants it bigger!

Can you make a 125x125 of kanta raging at his computer from the tap the enter key scene please?

This one: but maybe with the whole head and more of the monitor in it if you can fit it in.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

The Saurus posted:

maybe with the whole head and more of the monitor in it if you can fit it in.
With arms up





Without arms up



Both



Tell me if you prefer a certain angle or speed.

Nyaa fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Mar 23, 2013

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Thank you so much! That is awesome. I didn't even realise this game had animations. If any of them are worth giffing for ultimate Kantaness then please show us.

Jimmybob
Mar 7, 2005
The ending to the last scenario seemed rather sudden to me. Although I guess there really wasn't much more we could do.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Failure Route


When deciding to invite Kana to the movie…


… Nah. Girls are scary… :sweatdrop:

Hmm… I don’t have the courage to invite her…
Forget it, I give up.
Who else to invite?



Maybe someone I’m more familiar with…




Sunday…







:stonk:




L-let’s just give Kana the tickets instead… :sigh:

In that case… I will just give the tickets to Ms. Kana!

Excuse me…
Yes?
I have these movie tickets…
Ah… I see…
If you want it, I can give it to you.
Eh! Really!?
Yep.
Thank you!
D-don’t mention it…
Oh! There are two tickets.
Ah, yes…
I see…

Kanta…
Hm.
Thanks for the tickets!
Hm mmm.
I really like movies!
Hm.
I really want to thank you from the bottom of my heart!
You welcome.


Sunday…


Hmm… nothing to do on weekend again…
… back to sleep then…


Let’s go back to invited Kana and talking about Luc Besson…


A and C only give an “oh, okay” respond. So who the hell is Luc Besson?

Luc Besson...
...
... Don’t know who he is…
You don’t know?
Sorry… who?
Ah, he’s…
… another famous movie director.
Ahh, I see.
Then…
If Sunday is fine…
Sunday it is.
Great, it will be fun!



Sunday…when ask about how often you go to a theater…


Kana is disappointed on both the ‘popular movie’ and ‘date’ option since you clearly not nerdy enough. So C it is.

I don’t go to the theater often.
You don’t like movies?



Movies sucks! The price, the people, the food, the seats, everything!

More than dislike movies, I hate it.
!

This person’s behavior…


Sorry!
Hm?
I suddenly remember I have something to do…
Huh! Why?
Sorry! Got to go! *ran away*
Ah…
Okay.




Yes, I stay home and watch DVD all alone.

I am a DVD fan, so I prefer to watch movies at home.
Ahh, I see…
But it’s more fun to watch a movie in the cinema!
On the big screen!
I understand that feeling! I might not have the mood to watch it at home…
Yeah.



When ask about which of the four movies to watch…


Sadly, all choices lead to the same scenes for the next choice, but realistically, Kana is happy with all choice. So let’s go with cartoon because Kanta is such a child.

Alright…

Then…


“Let’s go with this.”
“Ohhh, that’s surprising!”

The movie version always got it right though! I always think the…


“... Peremptory boy in the movie does feel a bit manlier in the movie.”

Very trustworthy, and handsome!
Yeah!
I like the children group singing of the title song…
That immersion is amazing!
Agree, agree.
Ah ha ha ha!


This is such a sweet moment. :allears:


When ask about popcorn…


A and B result in “It’s just popcorn…” from Kana, so let’s go with D.

I think we shouldn’t buy popcorn…
Ah? Why!?
I might have to use the bathroom if I eat it!
!
Is that so…
Now let’s go!
Yeah.
(It’s just popcorn… you don’t have to be so wary about your stomach, right!?)
(Go to a hospital!)



When the couple in front of you won’t settle down…


drat them, we suppose to be quiet! I will just cough to get their attention! :colbert:




Are you alright, Kanta?
I-I am fine…
You are disturbing the others… maybe you should go outside…
N-nah, I will stop…


Maybe I should just let Kana deal with this…


You notice that right, Kana?
Ah! Me?
Do your best!

Ehhhhhhh!? Whyyy?


When sleep talking…

Mommy…
Huh!? Mommy?


My straw hat…
Childhood memory?
Dog…
!
Dog? Dog is…?
… great master, dog.
Whaat! ?
Want to die…


“Eh? Wa-want to die?”

I will pretend I didn’t heard that…



After the boring movie…


Gotta save this date. This movie is awesome! :woop:

Ahhh!
This is so interesting!
Oh?
What’s so interesting about it?



I will make stuff up, chick loves creative man!

It’s super interesting! All of it!
Ah…
There’s many way to perceptively look at a movie. No matter if it’s fun or boring; it will be decided by individual alone!
I see.
So I believe there’s no boring movie.
That makes sense!
I get it now!



Then I will tell her I lied, chicks love honesty!

… Sorry… I lied…
Eh!
Is that so!



At the diner talking about a certain movie sceen…


Choice C is Kanta saying he like the cool dog scene, so let’s talk about cancer. :thumbsup:

I see.
I feel that scene is the cancer of the movie.
R-really?
The slow camera panning and rotten script lines…
Completely disappointing.
W-was it that bad…?
You don’t have to say it that ba--
Ah? You don’t seem to know how to use the chopstick. No appetite? Or maybe…









When recommending a dvd movie to Kana…


Chicks love informative man!

] Ah, yes. It’s a love comedy sci-fi with animal characters that revolves around the journey of the Dog Planet.
The main character fallen in love with the female dog of that planet…
The best part is at the scene where the final announcement of revolt on the glider to meet the female dog!
He actually falls in love for the female cat that beacons as the statue of liberty, it’s amazing!

Ah!
That’s the plot eh?


(I pretty much understand everything and probably don’t need to watch it anymore…)



When Kana confess tell Kanta she have no friends and useless…


Chicks like to be treated like trash.

YES YOU ARE! TRASH LIKE YOU DOESN’T DESERVE TO LIVE!
S-so cruel…
Aww, you think so?



No. That is too cruel, let’s go with the best answer. :smith:

IF YOU ARE USELESS, THEN I AM USELESS TOO!
Kanta is useless too?
YE~~S ! That’s why I completely understand your feeling!


Few days later…


Oh, Kanta…
Did you watch the DVD yet?
Uhh…
Sorry, I got to go… *ran away*
Ah…the movie we…
Watches before…


Nyaa fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Mar 27, 2013

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Clearly, we made the wrong choice.

Rexides
Jul 25, 2011

Nyaa posted:

Sunday…







:stonk:


You know, that's not necessarily a bad ending :gay:

lonesiekarp
Mar 9, 2013
this whole failure route is filled with some great moments but I have to say: the close up on Kana's face during the cancer scene is perfection.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

lonesiekarp posted:

this whole failure route is filled with some great moments
Hope I didn't break the flow by adding some good choice result into it.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Dude, Kanta..."Hahaha you got cancer from the bad scene in that movie so now your appetite is gone as that is one of the symptoms of cancer!!!"

Kanta is a terrible person, and the cruel thing too...



This is the face of a monster.

lonesiekarp
Mar 9, 2013

Nyaa posted:

Hope I didn't break the flow by adding some good choice result into it.

not at all. It's reassuring to see that the game addresses the whole "there is no set formula for dating just don't be an awful person and listen to your date's interest" thing by not making every date choice an insta-end.

I appreciate you adding the other scenes for completion also.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Nyaa posted:

Hope I didn't break the flow by adding some good choice result into it.

It is reassuring to see that other not-terrible options have not-terrible results.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
I don't mean to get all grammar nazi on you since your English is understandable enough but I admit it got a bit distracting here:

Nyaa posted:


Movie sucks! The price, the people, the food, the seats, everything!

You don’t like movie?
More than dislike movie, I hate it.

-

I am a DVD fan, so I prefer to watch movie at home.

I'm pretty sure all these instances should be "movies".

Anyway, looking forward to the next one. Also I find it humorous that they have a semi-fanservice shots as rewards.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
The engrish adds to the charm imo just like it did with legend of Wulin heroes, it's a twice translated game after all.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

Kanfy posted:

I don't mean to get all grammar nazi on you since your English is understandable enough but I admit it got a bit distracting here:
Fixed, thanks for catching it.

quote:

The engrish adds to the charm imo
I would rather it be intentional though... the kind that won't trip people grammar nazi sense like the hong kong dub chapter.

quote:

Also I find it humorous that they have a semi-fanservice shots as rewards.
I keep having the mental image of Kanta multi-dating all the girls at the same beach by swimming back and forth to each individual locations. :3:

Nyaa fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Mar 27, 2013

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Goddamn, Kanta can be SUCH a dick. Poor Kana, I genuinely felt bad for her several times. She just likes movies is that so bad? :smith:

Although she had some great moments, like when Kanta spoiled the whole plot and she just DEATH GLARED.

dotchan
Feb 28, 2008

I wanna get a Super Saiyan Mohawk when I grow up! :swoon:

Rexides posted:

You know, that's not necessarily a bad ending :gay:

I'm pretty sure that the game so far established that Kanta is a horrible person that deserves to be alone forever, even for a potential Gay Option.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
That cancer face made my day. Please tell me it was the game that did the zoom and not just you.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Clearly, we made the wrong choice.

Oh god, anime-faced Kanta is so fantastic :allears:

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012


Every instinct I have, be it what to wear, what to say, it's often wrong :smith:.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
This is by far the best failure roll. I guess movies give more opportunity for goonish behaviour than haircuts.

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Nyaa posted:

Ah? You don’t seem to know how to use the chopstick. No appetite? Or maybe…






This is it. This is the best sequence in the history of CYOA games.

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