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The White Dragon posted:we're just talking about the SHAQUILLE. I can dig it.
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Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:
The new Walking Dead game is looking good, too bad there are no visors.
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Mar 23, 2013 05:52
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Oh poo poo there's an updated version with a title that's totally not trying to bank on the success of another game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hht-85kZdAY
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Mar 23, 2013 05:53
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Left2die? Are loving making GBS threads ME!? Somebody needs to find something about the Ouya that isn't total poo poo. Not because I care about the Ouya or anything, but even a lovely terrible console has something decent every now and then, right?
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Mar 23, 2013 06:01
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Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:Oh poo poo there's an updated version with a title that's totally not trying to bank on the success of another game.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:09
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I can't really get mad at seeing these early game projects, especially since that's about where one of my friends is right now in learning that trade. I think the Ouya is a disaster and waste of money but I can't get mad at these developers.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:10
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Samurai Sanders posted:I can't really get mad at seeing these early game projects, especially since that's about where one of my friends is right now in learning that trade. I think the Ouya is a disaster and waste of money but I can't get mad at these developers. The difference is hopefully your friend isn't winning awards for their games and pretending they're worth being a featured launch game for a system.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:12
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Samurai Sanders posted:I can't really get mad at seeing these early game projects, especially since that's about where one of my friends is right now in learning that trade. I think the Ouya is a disaster and waste of money but I can't get mad at these developers. It's one thing to get the lovely practice games out of your system, especially if they at least make an attempt to be genuinely unique. It's another thing to say that you're saving the industry with your clone of a 15 year old FPS that's full of 'witty' 'biting' 'satire'.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:20
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Ryanbomber posted:It's one thing to get the lovely practice games out of your system, especially if they at least make an attempt to be genuinely unique.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:21
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cat doter posted:Left2die? Are loving making GBS threads ME!? I like how the Zombies say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Also Left2Die was the name of one of Blizzard's first official "arcade" type map in SC2, they can't even rip off originally)
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Mar 23, 2013 06:32
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Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:Oh poo poo there's an updated version with a title that's totally not trying to bank on the success of another game. I don't mind this one as much as VISORMAN, but it's not exactly convincing anyone that the Ouya can do anything above newgrounds-quality.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:56
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Atlas Hugged posted:I'm pretty sure Visorman was whatever dumb superhero he made up to play as when he was a kid and he's just never been able to come up with a better name. Just like this guy 
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Mar 23, 2013 07:11
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cat doter posted:Somebody needs to find something about the Ouya that isn't total poo poo. Not because I care about the Ouya or anything, but even a lovely terrible console has something decent every now and then, right? The marketing on the FANDANGO has been really solid. They played exactly to the pretentious indie crowd to a tee while at the same time putting out enough smoke and mirrors to make sure mainstream journalists didn't ask too many real questions (until SXSW). As for the system itself? It is a physical product that will actually ship. Which may or may not burn your house down or be DOA.
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Mar 23, 2013 07:19
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I didn't see it being picked up on with the last page but this is from the Visorman dev's twitter.idiot posted:Only a week until #OUYA! Then I can finally stop testing Visorman on a tablet. Yeah he doesn't even have a dev unit. HOMER!
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Mar 23, 2013 08:11
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Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:Oh poo poo there's an updated version with a title that's totally not trying to bank on the success of another game. Hahahaha, this is like a Klik & Play game from the 90s.
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Mar 23, 2013 08:14
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Someone got mechwarrior running on the OJEGA!! http://youtu.be/KympSK5XJTA
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Mar 23, 2013 08:22
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organburner posted:Someone got mechwarrior running on the OJEGA!! That actually looked pretty good until they got in game. That doesn't look like 60fps to me, Julie. Still it's probably the best looking GINGIVITIS game so far.
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Mar 23, 2013 08:47
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This one is and will probably remain my favorite OBUMMER game promo video, just for the inexplicable production quality of the video versus the comically terrible camel running animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2F60qIQRk0
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Mar 23, 2013 08:48
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Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:Oh poo poo there's an updated version with a title that's totally not trying to bank on the success of another game. NES era gaming--today!
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Mar 23, 2013 08:49
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organburner posted:Someone got mechwarrior running on the OJEGA!! The gameplay would be the best of any OUYA game so far, except I can't give it any credit because it's a straight up Mechwarrior clone, complete with distinct unlicensed mechs.
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Mar 23, 2013 08:53
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organburner posted:Someone got mechwarrior running on the OJEGA!! That looks pretty decent graphically for a game from 1993. Watch out, Infinity Blade! Here's someone who comes dangerously close to awareness: quote:We need more fps games, so far I have only found 1 That is for sure coming to the Ouya,and that is Crest of War. Other than that we have none which could lead to a downfall for the Ouya. I would buy this console as soon as it came out if they said a good fps was coming out for it, or even a good zombie game. Most of the games right now that I see are all the same or worse than games you could go play for free on a windows 98. Fortunately, someone else is quick to show him the error of his ways. quote:- Offensive Combat Or will they? (they won't): quote:Actually, the Hawken devs have basically said they aren't going to develop for OUYA, and have said that they definitely have no plans to port Hawken over. It's the Hawken *publisher* who said they were going to support the OUYA. 
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Mar 23, 2013 08:54
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gschmidl posted:That looks pretty decent graphically for a game from 1993. Watch out, Infinity Blade! To be fair to the guy it's 2 1/2 weeks of work on what is probably a pretty difficult sort of game to make. It's the loving Sistine Chapel compared to what we've seen on the Ouya so far. Once he starts implementing gameplay features and optimising the graphics code it might not actually be a giant pile of hot garbage. It's also just a lazy mech warrior clone so who gives a poo poo.
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Mar 23, 2013 09:07
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Dapper Dan posted:The marketing on the FANDANGO has been really solid. They played exactly to the pretentious indie crowd to a tee Did they, though? Really? Because I can say "Journey is the greatest video game I have ever played" with a straight face and I'm still pretty sure I don't want a FUKU.
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Mar 23, 2013 09:26
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Dex posted:Visorman, Visorman, I love you.
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Mar 23, 2013 09:28
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Hat Thoughts posted:Looking at that twitter it sure is funny how he has 31,649 followers. Yet almost all of his tweets have no favorites or retweets, it's almost as if they're not genuine followers, but instead, a bunch of bots he purchased to follow him. You may be onto something, almost every single of his followers has a similar bio and posted one or two comments in their respective profiles in March 6th.
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Mar 23, 2013 11:38
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I'm not sure why I'd want to play a mech combat game in the style of the old 90s simulators with a gamepad. What's also weird about codezombie is that he has made a legitimately good game in Deadly Dungeons, or at least legitimately good for $0.99. I don't know why he waited for the OUYA to optimize it for widescreen, though. I'd totally pay another buck to upgrade it on my tablet.
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Mar 23, 2013 13:39
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GUI posted:You may be onto something, almost every single of his followers has a similar bio and posted one or two comments in their respective profiles in March 6th.  Imagine if Visorman is a joke from a forum similar to this, where they are laughing at the GIANDUYA and its upcoming game, Zybourne Clock... OUYA: crowd funded pranks. Cippalippus fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Mar 23, 2013 |
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Mar 23, 2013 14:14
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Cippalippus posted:Holy poo poo I'd like to think that this is true but somehow I doubt it. Someone should just rom hack Zelda or something and change the graphics and try to pass it off as an ASHBOX game.
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Mar 23, 2013 14:53
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Gorgolflox posted:I'd like to think that this is true but somehow I doubt it. The Story of Zoe: Flute of Chronology.
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Mar 23, 2013 14:55
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I love how my buddy who has been messing with Unity for about a year or two has a discarded tech demo that blows away anything I've seen made for the OUYA. I told him he should port it there because he could easily become a top game and maybe make some money from it, but he rather just let it sit around then spend his time doing that.
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Mar 23, 2013 14:55
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My OUYA game was rejected  quote:Subject: [Game] (1.0.2) was Rejected T_T
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Mar 23, 2013 15:01
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Haha jesus christ, I thought the reason was gonna be "It's the sample game you idiot" but nope, even more ineptitude. You know what, I just had a thought. So Uhrman was originally a direct2drive executive or something, right? She abandoned that job to fulfil her dreams of "bringing good games back to the TV" (UGHHHH) with her loving lovely little console, but I don't think that was the actual motive. She probably saw that digital distribution is a license to print money if it's popular enough and decided to create her own store. It's a crowded market at the moment, right? Steam creates a lot of value and it's hard to beat. You can't compete with google or apple as well, so what do you do? You find a niche (android gaming with a controller) and build a store around filling that niche. It's just a vehicle for another digital distribution method so she can print buckets of cash. I don't think it actually will in reality, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's the entire impetus for the console existing in the first place.
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Mar 23, 2013 15:19
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cat doter posted:Haha jesus christ, I thought the reason was gonna be "It's the sample game you idiot" but nope, even more ineptitude. This is kind of what Xboxpants was saying at one point before he got off on one of his idiot smug kicks and got shouted down. The difference is he thought it would work (it won't).
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Mar 23, 2013 15:26
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zylche posted:My OUYA game was rejected Did they really use T_T in the subject?
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Mar 23, 2013 15:30
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Pomp posted:Did they really use T_T in the subject?
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Mar 23, 2013 15:35
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01011001 posted:This is kind of what Xboxpants was saying at one point before he got off on one of his idiot smug kicks and got shouted down. The difference is he thought it would work (it won't). The fact her stupid plan required designing and manufacturing a console to pull it off means it won't work. Digital distribution is a profitable business when you don't have to worry about the overheads of making an entirely new console.
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Mar 23, 2013 15:46
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cat doter posted:The fact her stupid plan required designing and manufacturing a console to pull it off means it won't work. Digital distribution is a profitable business when you don't have to worry about the overheads of making an entirely new console. Business plans and sense are not necessary when you have POWER OF THE GAMERS behind you.
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Mar 23, 2013 15:48
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Wouldn't it just be great if they simply promoted the FUSOYA as a super gameboy equivalent for android games rather than this GREAT SAVIOR OF THE INDUSTRY? That's its best and most realistic use at this juncture, even if you ignore the amateur hour hardware design and business model.
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cat doter posted:Haha jesus christ, I thought the reason was gonna be "It's the sample game you idiot" but nope, even more ineptitude. If she was at Direct2Drive, that explains a lot about why Direct2Drive was such poo poo.
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zylche posted:My OUYA game was rejected #4 is hilarious because most of these games are going to look like poo poo on a 1080p TV. I mean if that's their reasoning they should probably turn down every game.
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