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Blind Sally posted:"Fill in the blank 'you should read A Storm of Swords before you watch A Game Of Thrones season 3 because Robb dies at the Red Wedding." One I the ones I saw on there amidst the effort posts was something like "grey wind gets his head replaced by Robb's"
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 01:27 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:24 |
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Anything officially related to the shows and books is getting harder to troll, so if I see something come up in a friend or local news/actor/etc feed, then it's time to go to town (slow play 'em, I say, leave the big hits still a mystery - Cat, Tywin, etc). BoT - done. E: although one dude that's usually cool erased a comment about Dany doing nothing in ADWD because it was a spoiler and I was like, no dude, not really.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 08:40 |
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Everyone wants to spoil the red wedding, but the best spoiler of all is that GRRM literally stopped writing the books, ending the entire saga, with Dany taking a huge watery dump.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 09:02 |
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Joramun posted:Speaking of Freys, I wonder if the show will still have Cat killing Jinglebell (Aegon Frey) right before she dies. Have they even cast that role? I'll bet they don't even cast a differently-abled person to play jingle bells. So... I came up with some of the spoiler's from A Dance with Dragons, that will surely mean a lot to those who just finished Feast of Crows...: Jon Connington is a gay zombie Many loveable characters like Wun Wun, Pretty Pig and "Frog" die Blackfyre is alive, but as an omnicient network of trees and ravens Brienne is maybe alive or maybe is a zombie we don't know, she really isn't in this book Victorian gets a magic fist and kills some gays Cersei gets a Brazilian wax Dany almost makes it almost the whole way to Mereen Stannis is angry about stuff Zombies can hide under the snow and wait for you to walk past and then grab your feet. so like, watch out for that. Arya isn't really blind
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 11:23 |
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I forgot about that. I wonder if GRRM wrote in the nude bald walk of shame after Lena Headey was cast. Also, you forgot that Tyrion gets pooped on by GRRM's most realistic Mary Sue. And Rickon is the cannibal king of unicorn island.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 11:32 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And Rickon is the cannibal king of unicorn island. And still, like, five.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 11:56 |
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Yup. Still a wee child, as it's been not yet even a year since the end of Storm in the books. GRRM has no loving sense of scale, jesus.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 13:47 |
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Why shouldn't a five-year-old have the opportunity to be the leader of a ruthless clan of bloodthirsty cannibals? That's ageism and it's everything that's wrong with this country.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 14:36 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I forgot about that. I wonder if GRRM wrote in the nude bald walk of shame after Lena Headey was cast. Do you have to ask?
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 15:03 |
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Found another pic of Robb, looking quite dapper at the wedding reception.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 15:40 |
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Wait when does Wun Wun die?!
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 17:39 |
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Beyond sane knolls posted:Wait when does Wun Wun die?!
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 17:50 |
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And why is Hannah Montana standing idly by?
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 17:57 |
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The fat bastard updated his webpage and while we've lost the wonderful 1998-era design, I am at least comforted by the fact that he's promoting calendars, Wild Cards and pewter miniatures right up at the top. AND we've got a ton of new "historical" pictures of GRRM to photoshop as well. This one comes from the "Fandom" page, where he prattles on about WorldCon for about 10,000 words. It was originally called "Sunkist.jpg"
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 18:19 |
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Aww gently caress I just ate a bunch, shitttt.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 18:57 |
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How do you look like that and not hate yourself.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 21:24 |
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Sarkozymandias posted:How do you look like that and not hate yourself. You don't look at it.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 21:27 |
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Lol the giant crushing the Tony Romo cowboys knight always crack me up, I believe the name Wun Wun is referring to great giants QB Phil Sims
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 21:39 |
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thornghost posted:
This is actually an X Ray right after he ate a whole pizza in one bite.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 21:51 |
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kcroy posted:Jon Connington is a gay zombie Wait. Wait. Jon Connington is GAY?!?!?!?! I thought he just really admired Rhaegar, like wanted to give him a backrub because they were bros. My god, GRRM's really gone politically correct after the show changed it so that Renly and Loras were gay.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 22:11 |
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You say that as if GRRM's written anything since the show started.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 22:20 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Wait. Wait. Jon Connington is GAY?!?!?!?! I thought he just really admired Rhaegar, like wanted to give him a backrub because they were bros. Wait. Wait. Renly and Loras were GAY in the show?
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 22:27 |
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Junkenstein posted:Wait. Wait. Renly and Loras were GAY in the show? I always thought they were just shaving buddies. I mean who doesn't have one of those?
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 22:33 |
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They weren't gay, they just prayed together a lot. A lot.
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 22:34 |
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Just convinced my ex girlfriend to buy a game of bones. You're welcome Bad Thread
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 00:16 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Wait. Wait. Jon Connington is GAY?!?!?!?! I thought he just really admired Rhaegar, like wanted to give him a backrub because they were bros. Speaking of which, I often wonder how far the life force regeneration magic that brought back Beric and Catelyn will actually go. Like, could Thoros hypothetically pass it on from her to Ned's pile of bones so that he would be resurrected as one of those walking skeletons from Michael Jackson's Ghost music video or this Disney cartoon?
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 00:24 |
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Junkenstein posted:Wait. Wait. Renly and Loras were GAY in the show? Nah, Loras was going through a dry spell and Renly is a good bro and was just bringing his confidence back up
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 00:37 |
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2013/mar/24/game-of-thrones-realistic-history The article's meh, but it features some of the better fan quotes on ASOIAF:Some Dude posted:5,000 pages. To put things in perspective, the biggest novel in the world, War and Peace, is 1,500. Proust's seven-novel sequence, widely considered as the most infamous literary work regarding excessive length, is "only" 2,000 pages long. Which one of you wrote that? Also did you know that "George R R Martin has created the most detailed fictional universe of all time"?
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 02:08 |
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You know, one thing I'm enjoying about GoT being so much in the popular culture right now is running into references all over SA.etalian posted:
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 03:20 |
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quote:there's always Proust ... they actually end! Haha, what? Can't tell if he's not actually trolling or is that dumb.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 06:58 |
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thornghost posted:The fat bastard updated his webpage and while we've lost the wonderful 1998-era design, I am at least comforted by the fact that he's promoting calendars, Wild Cards and pewter miniatures right up at the top.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 20:08 |
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SpaceMost posted:The "Daenarys with newborn dragons" miniature is uh... Something... quote:Tom sculpted this in 54mm and then created a standard sized version to fit in with the rest of the normal line via a shrinking process. Tom wanted to recreate the Botticelli Venus in a Half Shell pose and instead of her hair flowing all over, he would use the three newborn dragons in place of the hair. You can see the Botticelli artwork down below and see for yourself what Tom accomplished with this piece. Pretty striking stuff indeed….Please note – that this piece recreates Daenerys emerging fresh from the fires of Khal Drogo’s funeral pyre. All of her clothes and her hair (but not quite all of her hair as she is Blood of the Dragon after all) are burned off.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 20:24 |
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That definitely looks like the body of someone who was heavily pregnant a few days prior, and is 13. Not that it should be accurate. Or exist.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 20:47 |
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Yeah I'd call it a wash. And by wash I mean I wash and wash and wash but the feeling of filth JUST WONT GO AWAY
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 20:55 |
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Statues of violently exploited naked supernatural children. Not just for anime fans anymore. Thanks a lot, GRRM.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 21:16 |
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Shoehead posted:Yeah I'd call it a wash. That's after all what Dany herself did to get clean again from all the underage Drogo sexing.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 23:16 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:
It looks more like she emerged from the fires of a meth lab explosion after a week long binge. The dragons are her hallucinations that she'll be violently scratching off her skin.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 23:35 |
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THOSE EYES they see through my soul and they find me wanting wanting to gouge out my own eyes oedipus had it right
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 02:29 |
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It's kind of Drogon to hold his wing up as an umbrella against the rain, though.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 03:00 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Yup. Still a wee child, as it's been not yet even a year since the end of Storm in the books. GRRM has no loving sense of scale, jesus. Time does not advance uniformly in this strange land, where winters can last 1000 years! And people like... don't need food, but its cool we all eat moss that grows under winterfell, which is a natural hot bath, so like..well except the crypts of course, I already said those were cold, so maybe the hotwater isnt BY the crypts or... oh poo poo that doesn't make sense. Lets burn it down. yep, gently caress Winterfell, its gone. God I hope I never have to tie all this poo poo together, please lord. PLEASE let this HBO deal go through, I know I said I wouldn't ask for any more things after you helped me out with that "situation" at the Con in '92. And again in '03. But who knew they could use computers to do that kind of tracking? My computer is still cycling aimlessly trying to log into AOL. I'm pretty sure my Dialup is broken. How could she have emailed for help?? But as I was saying - just let this HBO deal go through, and I'll never ask for anything again. I just don't think I have it in me to finish this series.
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