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Kevyn posted:You're Batman. Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not Iron Man wore some sort undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.
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T. Finninho posted:Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon! Sex.... to SAVE the friendship....
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# ? Mar 27, 2013 22:16 |
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Well, the four of them, they picked me up by my pants and they threw me outside, right into a horse. Perhaps the oddest line in the series.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 00:56 |
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Red posted:Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not Iron Man wore some sort undergarment between his skin and his iron suit. And I still say he's naked under there!
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 02:19 |
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mojo1701a posted:And I still say he's naked under there! Oh that makes a lot of sense
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 02:27 |
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Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands, using it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 03:09 |
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myron cope posted:Oh that makes a lot of sense Ah, shut up!
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 03:17 |
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Pendant?! Those bastards!
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 03:53 |
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Seinfelt is the greatest thing to come from Seinfeld since anything that's come from Seinfeld.Seinfelt posted:Newman tricks Kramer into saying the word “Remark,” sending him back to his home dimension screaming.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 04:20 |
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It's been a week. It's up to the cat now.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 05:16 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:It's been a week. It's up to the cat now. Well Lomez moved into a hotel and the cat eventually died.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 05:22 |
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So the guy kills the cat, refuses to buy a new one, and wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Oh yeah, that'll make a great case for LA Law.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 11:06 |
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Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key!
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 12:28 |
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I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 12:33 |
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Ehud posted:Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key! What're the keys doing in there? Bad place to put your keys.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 14:48 |
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Phil... ...Mrs. Phil...
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 15:08 |
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david puddy posted:Phil... Rosses!?
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 15:11 |
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Actually, a few moments ago I ran into a nut back there, he said that maybe we should think about, you know, not doing the show in a bar.
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 15:32 |
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This nut, some sick nut comes up to me...
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 16:34 |
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Oh, look! There's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!
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# ? Mar 28, 2013 17:01 |
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I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 04:23 |
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I gotta say, that's pretty sad. Losing out to a cat.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 04:29 |
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I'm watching The Betrayal right now and this scene always kills me Kramer: Does your girlfriend have to be here? Newman: Does yours? (Jerry)
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 05:27 |
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"That infernal rattling sound that has plagued me these past two days - and I could not find the source. In my office, in the hallway. Even in the men's room! Shame on you, Elaine!" I can't not think of John O'Hurley or Patrick Warburton as their Seinfeld characters anymore.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 05:56 |
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For those who missed it, there is a delightful thread in Cinema Discusso called Bee Movie (2007): A Hive of Scum and ... Incompetence?
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There's a lot of twitters and tumblrs doing this Seinfeld plot thing, but this one is amazing. http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/post/46458979141/the-unisexer quote:The Unisexer
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 17:34 |
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MOHEL BOMB ...Is the baby gonna cry like that? Is that how the baby cries, with the loud, sustained, squealing cry, because that could pose a problem. Do you have any control of your child because this is the time to exercise it, when baby is crying in that high-pitched, squealing tone that can drive you insane?! - Did I find it alright? I mean could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll lie in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like an animal! God forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ahh what's the point. - Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. You can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walking barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? Do you?! - People compose yourselves! This is a bris. We are performing a bris here, not a burlesque show. This is not a school play! This is not a baggy pants farce! This is a bris. An ancient, sacred ceremony, symbolizing the covenant between God and Abraham... or something. - One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 17:36 |
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Eduardo... Corrochio!
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 18:20 |
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That's good. That's very good. Kind of just rolls off the tongue. I wonder where on the upper west side a single girl might meet a matador? Perhaps Zabars? Or Ray's Pizza!
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 00:00 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Or Ray's Pizza! Famous Ray's?
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 00:24 |
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tk posted:Famous Ray's? Famous Original Ray's?
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 00:26 |
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tk posted:Famous Ray's? ... Mulva?
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 00:28 |
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I think I remember why we stopped coming here.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 06:29 |
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And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up. Thank you, and good night
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 08:04 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Famous Original Ray's? HEY BUDDY DONT SAY NO
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 08:46 |
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...Did you enjoy the movie??...
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 10:19 |
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Pierce and Pierce posted:And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up. ....nope, I'm not buying it. We're still together.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 11:59 |
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Jerusalem posted:....nope, I'm not buying it. We're still together. Man, the season finale really does seem weird when you look back on all the clearly insane people the cast ran into.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 22:08 |
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Justin_Brett posted:all the clearly insane people Well they were New Yorkers! Seriously, a city like that would eat a tourist like George Costanza alive.
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Jerusalem posted:Well they were New Yorkers! He totally stole that guy's luggage without a second thought. Glorious.
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