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gschmidl posted:My favorite bit is where they publish the confidentiality request along with everything else. Is it just me, or does that backplate give the impression that the board is kind of suspended in the middle of the TIMECUBE? Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Mar 28, 2013 |
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Console does not boot properly - ID: 23 Details: During my initial setup it absorbed my housecat and spun its flesh into an abject horror of ambulation. It is currently at-large in the neighbourhood, having consumed the prize flowerbed of my next-door neighbour, the husband of the same, three dogs, two cats, and the local mailman. Requesting replacement unit if possible, as the firmware seems to be corrupted by something from outside the sphere of mortal knowledge. If return of the defective unit is required for replacement, it answers to "Mr. Tiddles" and you are welcome to come claim it yourselves. Priority: 4 Category: Hardware Status: Open Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Mar 28, 2013 |
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Mar 28, 2013 14:16
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Console does not boot properly - ID: 23 Status: Ticket closed, CTHUYA works as designed.
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I was going to make a joke about Jeff Minter/Yak making an OUYA game and it would be the only worthwhile game on there, but I think after 3 incidents of that (Jaguar, Nuon and the canceled Konix Multisystem) he's probably learned his lesson.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:22
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I'm pretty sure this is going to be a huge disaster, but I don't get how they've managed to wrangle selling this heap of poo poo in actual stores. Critical Thinking must be really rare these days because the only way I can imagine this happened is they just gobbled up every piece of bullshit that spouted out of Julie Uhrman's smug liar mouth. Dragon's Den would have ripped her pitch to pieces if she had answered questions like "How many have you sold?" with "Lots..." and "Who are you talking to?" with "Everyone" 
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Mar 28, 2013 14:26
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Radio Paranoia posted:Is it just me, or does that backplate give the impression that the board is kind of suspended in the middle of the TIMECUBE? The board is kind of suspended in the middle of the TIMECUBE.  e: you cant see it in this photo, but it's not actually bolted down or anything. It's just wedged between the sides of the case.
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Supernorn posted:Dragon's Den would have ripped her pitch to pieces if she had answered questions like "How many have you sold?" with "Lots..." and "Who are you talking to?" with "Everyone" I would pay to see this. It would be amazing.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:32
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Did anyone here buy LE OUYA? I want first-hand impressions from fellow goons. This is a very curious thing
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Mar 28, 2013 14:32
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Waffleman_ posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21954641 Well, a house fire is pretty disruptive.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:33
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Meat Recital posted:The board is kind of suspended in the middle of the TIMECUBE. Oh god, I knew it was bad but I never realised how bad it was. I wonder if there will be a trend to putting the SHEBOYGAN on its side or would that mimic the unholy blasphemy of the big three?
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Mar 28, 2013 14:33
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It looks like the SHAMWOW's site shat the bed today from the "launch" traffic. It begins. Yesssss.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:40
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SenseLess posted:In other news, the Visorman kickstarter just got another backer and now has a total amount of £25.00 pledged. At that pace it should be really easy to reach the £7,400 goal in the remaining 29 I really want to just donate £1.00 to the guy's Kickstarter, just so I can comment on it saying his game looks
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Mar 28, 2013 14:41
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CousinKevin posted:I really want to just donate £1.00 to the guy's Kickstarter, just so I can comment on it saying his game looks Considering money doesn't go through until he succeeds, go for it, you don't have anything to lose.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:43
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Ouya.tv is just an error message right now.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:50
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01011001 posted:Considering money doesn't go through until he succeeds, Yeah that's not happening. This day is better then Christmas, there is no present that can top watching this thing crash and burn.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:51
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Rad Valtar posted:Yeah that's not happening. I'm glad you understood the subtext from the second half of that sentence. boo_radley posted:Ouya.tv is just an error message right now. Fitting.
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Mar 28, 2013 14:57
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Oh crap this is launching today? For whatever reason I thought it wasn't coming out for a couple more weeks.
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01011001 posted:I'm glad you understood the subtext from the second half of that sentence. It wouldn't be the Ouya thread without misunderstanding. The tagline for the thing should probably have something to do with that.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:04
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So, wait, what's the deal on in-store availability? Aren't we theoretically able to go out and buy an OUYA from a brick and mortar right now? 
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Mar 28, 2013 15:04
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C-Euro posted:Oh crap this is launching today? For whatever reason I thought it wasn't coming out for a couple more weeks. So did their development team, customer service people, marketing team, webmasters and game developers, apparently.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:05
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:So, wait, what's the deal on in-store availability? Aren't we theoretically able to go out and buy an OUYA from a brick and mortar right now? That's June, if it ever happens. Right now is the launch for all the guys who preordered it through the kickstarter. FrozenVent posted:So did their development team, customer service people, marketing team, webmasters and game developers, apparently. But their party-planner knew about it? Launch Party today everyone!
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:So, wait, what's the deal on in-store availability? Aren't we theoretically able to go out and buy an OUYA from a brick and mortar right now? Nope, the TENAGRA today
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Mar 28, 2013 15:06
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SenseLess posted:Nope, the TENAGRA today Ah poo poo, right, totally forgot about that. Eagerly awaiting 5,000 awkward unboxing videos instead.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:09
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Meat Recital posted:The board is kind of suspended in the middle of the TIMECUBE. Oh hey look, vents! On the bottom. Oh.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:12
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Oh hey look, vents! It's almost like they are daring people to set it on their carpet, what could possibly go wrong.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:13
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Rad Valtar posted:It's almost like they are daring people to set it on their carpet, what could possibly go wrong. Are you a bad enough dude to put the PRESIDENT on your carpet?!?
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Mar 28, 2013 15:17
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Rad Valtar posted:It's almost like they are daring people to set it on their carpet, what could possibly go wrong. Compared to the normal state of affairs? Not that much.
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BOOYAKABOOYAKA619BOOYAKABOOYAKAREYMYSTERIO confirmed to launch with Bubsy 3D!
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Mar 28, 2013 15:23
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theflyingorc posted:I can promise you that there was never a root button, because what is the point? OUYA: I think they've made a critical mistake
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Mar 28, 2013 15:32
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Is it bad that I kinda wanna buy one of these things, then use it as the world's most dangerous/impractical hot dog roaster?
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Mar 28, 2013 15:33
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Oh hey look, vents! With the combonation of a fan blowing sideways into nothing it's not a great game console but a hell of an ez-bake convection oven.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:35
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Waffleman_ posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21954641 I love how the related story is about Bitcoins.
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How hot does an Android board actually get? Is the poor ventilation a big issue for anything other than the Organic Universal Yearning Accessory frying itself?
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FactsAreUseless posted:How hot does an Android board actually get? Is the poor ventilation a big issue for anything other than the Organic Universal Yearning Accessory frying itself? It actually shouldn't be an issue regardless of what you play on it, which is going to be nothing at all anyways.
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poik007 posted:Did anyone here buy LE OUYA? I want first-hand impressions from fellow goons. This is a very curious thing I ordered it, then forgot to un-order it before it charged me. I'll post my impressions when I get i.
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Crackbone posted:So did it ship? Apparently yes it did. I'm waiting to hear back from a friend, who should have theirs today at the earliest, if not probably tomorrow.
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Rapdawg posted:I ordered it, then forgot to un-order it before it charged me. I'll post my impressions when I get i. For your benefit, and the benefit of others who actually paid for one of these in the thread: I would be very, very careful about giving my credit card info to the OUYA store. Maybe grab a $25 prepaid card to use instead.
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Has Sony and Microsoft gone ahead and canceled their next gen consoles yet? Because they cannot possibly compete.
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Xboxpants must be out doing press for the launch today. Probably standing in a mall somewhere trying to get people to try this amazing new product.
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