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Which show has the most (current or future) jobbers wrestling on it?
This poll is closed.
WWE NXT 62 16.36%
WWE Superstars 75 19.79%
WWE Saturday Morning Slam - lmao this thread is old 24 6.33%
WWE Main Event 22 5.80%
Impact Wrestling 196 51.72%
Total: 379 votes
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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Did Dolph's brother ever make any progress at becoming better or is he still bringing shame to the Ziggler family name?

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Did Dolph's brother ever make any progress at becoming better or is he still bringing shame to the Ziggler family name?

He got hurt and was off FCW TV until it became NXT, and hasn't been seen since.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
I don't think he's really even wrestled a whole lot since being signed mostly being used as an interviewer. I enjoyed his tag team with Maddox though where he was portrayed as the incompetent goof who Maddox hated.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Suben posted:

I don't think he's really even wrestled a whole lot since being signed mostly being used as an interviewer. I enjoyed his tag team with Maddox though where he was portrayed as the incompetent goof who Maddox hated.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

This is how Brad Mad Ox should come out on stage every single time.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Jay 2K Winger posted:

This is how Brad Mad Ox should come out on stage every single time.

All I want from his entrance is the fake kip-up.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Bard Maddox posted:

All I want from his entrance is the fake kip-up.



I can't fathom why they aren't doing more with this guy. Yeah I'm glad to have him on commentary but he'd make a superb smug midcard heel. In any case, I hope he gets back to in the ring matches at some point.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I can't fathom why they aren't doing more with this guy. Yeah I'm glad to have him on commentary but he'd make a superb smug midcard heel. In any case, I hope he gets back to in the ring matches at some point.

Being a part-time commentator is arguably higher status than midcard heel in current WWE.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


March 27, 2013

Cesaro vs. Kane
RAW RAW RAW
Funkadactyls vs. Bellas
RAW RAW RWA

Probably the best Kane match since his series with Bryan and Punk. Shame about the yodeling, though.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
No NXT up yet :(

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Yeah, I missed it when doing my morning workout. At this rate I'll actually see it on TV before it hits the internet!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


WHERE THE gently caress IS MY NXT DAMMIT?

Anyway, there was an NXT house show last night and a dude on another forum went, this is the big that sticks out to me.

quote:

Adrian Neville vs Rick Victor
Awesome match and Neville can loving fly. Victor wasn't too shabby either and even interacted with the crowd nicely. Neville won with a springboard 450. It was awesome seeing the kinda poo poo he can pull off live.

Adrian Neville is doing the springboard 450. I am not ready for the NXT Arena's reaction to this.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yeah he was on my forum too, he even met Big E and said he was just as cool as his twitter is

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

njsykora posted:

WHERE THE gently caress IS MY NXT DAMMIT?

It's airing in Canada now, so hopefully it'll show up online soon.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Going by the match listing I've seen I'd say NXT this week is completely skippable.


Divas Title Match - Kaitlyn vs. Natalya

Brodus Clay vs. El Local

Randy Orton vs. Damien Sandow

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Suben posted:

Going by the match listing I've seen I'd say NXT this week is completely skippable.


Divas Title Match - Kaitlyn vs. Natalya

Brodus Clay vs. El Local

Randy Orton vs. Damien Sandow


Sheesh, that's not even an NXT show.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

That's sub-Superstars.

Will be skipping that.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Suben posted:

Going by the match listing I've seen I'd say NXT this week is completely skippable.


Divas Title Match - Kaitlyn vs. Natalya

Brodus Clay vs. El Local

Randy Orton vs. Damien Sandow


Yeah, and the rest was all filler recap stuff.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Pros: Jim Ross on commentary, Fink announcing, Kaitlyn's old music, more KO vs. WR.

Cons: it was Superstars.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


NXT house show thing, EVAN BOURNE RETURNED AGAINST SAMMY SANE. The flips, they are everywhere...

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

njsykora posted:

NXT house show thing, EVAN BOURNE RETURNED AGAINST SAMMY SANE. The flips, they are everywhere...

Sami Zayne

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Jay 2K Winger posted:

This is how Brad Mad Ox should come out on stage every single time.

His ring music should still be his name on the board and him walking out with a mic shouting "BRAD MADDOX, BRAD MADDOX, BRAD MADDOX" over and over.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


March 31, 2013

PTP vs. Tons of Funk
R-Truth vs. Antonio Cesaro

Commentary of the year on this show.



March 28, 2013

Kofi vs. Primo
Aksana vs. Natalya (24 minutes in)

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
The Dazzler is finally the main event.

Also love how all the WWE PSAs of "Don't try this" contrast against the CW's "Practice your signature move during the break!"

Jefferoo fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Mar 31, 2013

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Actually I kind of found D-Bry a bit unbearable in commentary.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Actually I kind of found D-Bry a bit unbearable in commentary.

Yeah I couldn't barely stand him on commentary

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
You guys hate fun. I'd take Bryan losing his poo poo about bears over anything Lawler and Cole do anytime.

Also, "I hope my child grows up to be as dazzling as that man."

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Honey, I doubt you even bearly get the meaning of my posts.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Posts that sacrifice their intended meaning in order to make cheap puns have no intellectual bearing.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Pun chains are a horrible case of claws and effect.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
this is a grizzly situation we're getting into.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Are we den here? Because if we aren't, I'll become very fur-rious very quickly.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Honey, this is the polar opposite of comedy.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I think someone should stop this or this thread is going to be put into hibernation.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
this is the worst

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Bard Maddox posted:

this is the worst

Well, you can't claim you didn't see it coming. There w-ursine-s koala-round.
(note: I am aware koalas are not actually bears.)

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM
These bear puns are absolutely ursinine.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Bard Maddox posted:

this is the worst

If you don't like it then go Koala moderator and get to step-Panda-hell out of my face.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Gonna be honest, the Tensai/Brodus tag team is a great way to give these two something to do. I just wish they weren't being pushed as strongly as they are.

Also: They have no rhythm.

rotinaj fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Apr 1, 2013

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

rotinaj posted:

Gonna be honest, the Tensai/Brodus tag team is a great way to give these two something to do. I just wish they weren't being pushed as strongly as they are.

Also: They have no rhythm.

It's goofy and light, a perfect fit for Saturday Morning Slam or a fun little segment once in a while. I'm not to excited about their Mania match, but at least it means Sandow and Rhodes have one.

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