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Jonny Retro posted:Luchador masks for your thumbs. Just generic masks, or can you get specific luchadors' masks? Because I would love little La Parka masks for my thumbs. Or maybe it's like those capsule machine toys, and you don't know what you're getting.
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They totally make those, they have a bunch of different styles of wrestlers that are made from foam and they slip over your thumbs. Here is british youtube guy/BBC comedian Stuart Ashens loving around with some: http://youtu.be/PzBAh8WY8F0 El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 06:33 on Mar 29, 2013 |
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Jonny Retro posted:Luchador masks for your thumbs. It exists:  I have an idea for a restaurant where you watch the animals getting killed in front of you, but I make it funny so you don't feel bad about it. Cow slipping on a banana peel into a meat grinder, chicken cannon into a fryer, cattle prod joy buzzer, whatever your feelings towards humane treatment of animals, you'll be too busy laughing to notice!
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Mar 29, 2013 06:33
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Darf posted:Something as cheap as a microwave but does the complete opposite. Got a warm six pack or a hot 2 liter bottle of pop? Throw that poo poo in there for 30 seconds and boom, instantly cold. A friend of mine worked at a Baskin Robbins and they had this thing called the Shock Freezer. I always wanted one of those at home.
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Mar 29, 2013 07:05
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El Estrago Bonito posted:They totally make those, they have a bunch of different styles of wrestlers that are made from foam and they slip over your thumbs. Gann Jerrod posted:It exists: Well, son of a bitch. Thought I had a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
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Gann Jerrod posted:I have an idea for a restaurant where you watch the animals getting killed in front of you, but I make it funny so you don't feel bad about it. Cow slipping on a banana peel into a meat grinder, chicken cannon into a fryer, cattle prod joy buzzer, whatever your feelings towards humane treatment of animals, you'll be too busy laughing to notice! What...what does the cattle prod kill?? Are you serving hamsters?!
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Jonny Retro posted:Well, son of a bitch. Thought I had a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Million dollar idea spotted.
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Jonny Retro posted:Luchador masks for your thumbs. This is already a thing, I have some. They kinda suck tho, you could probably do better.
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Mar 29, 2013 11:24
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Bird Internet
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Mar 29, 2013 11:59
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A search engine where you can put details about a movie to identify what the movie is so when you tune into a movie halfway through on TV you don't have to sit there trying to figure out what it is. Example - I just got home and turned the TV on to see a movie with 'Joseph Gordon Levitt dancing at a wedding with a dark-haired girl'. I could sit here and wait to find out more identifying information or I could trawl through his IMDB credits to try and figure it out but why should I have to use my brain when a computer can figure it out for me. It was 500 Days of Summer
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Odd posted:What...what does the cattle prod kill?? Are you serving hamsters?! You mean you've never had Cuy before?
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cyberia posted:A search engine where you can put details about a movie to identify what the movie is so when you tune into a movie halfway through on TV you don't have to sit there trying to figure out what it is. There's an app for smartphones called IntoNow that will listen to the show or movie and tell you what it is.
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Mar 29, 2013 21:37
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PLEASE STEAL THESE Specially crafted contacts with googly eyes in them Post-its that have built in voice recognition and self-writing ink Cheese Cups (like pudding cups) Cheese Pops Fake indoor fruit trees that grow real fruit all year round. Music app that syncs with your mood or activity (I.e. struttin down the street feeling like some Staying Alive or maybe Indiana Jones theme when running to catch the bus) Designer tires with messages in the tread for when you drive through a puddle. Special tail lights that visually induce uncontrolled vomiting if a car is following too closely. Batteries shaped like bullets so I feel more manly when loading the remote Grass that grows at all times in any climate but at 1/52 the speed of regular grass. Life-sized Lego blocks
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A gun that shoots bits of bread, so you can hunt ducks but instead of killing them, you feed them 
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Minarch posted:A gun that shoots bits of bread, so you can hunt ducks but instead of killing them, you feed them How about something like this:  But for Ritz crackers
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crashdome posted:PLEASE STEAL THESE Seconded. These also both sound relatively easy to do.
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Life sized legos are just bricks
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isnt that right posted:Life sized legos are just bricks But they don't fit neatly together, you have to use mortar. That's not Lego.
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ICF is just giant, foam, interlocking, lego blocks. Which you then fill with concrete to pour foundations. I did a lot of work with them when I still lived in Massachusetts. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insulating_concrete_form We always played with them at the yard, and when we had a bunch of broken, junk, or unusable ones, I made a small castle. Then drove my plow truck through it.
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crashdome posted:PLEASE STEAL THESE 
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you guys don't under stand. You need the light weight hollow plastic material, so that lifegos can be easily played with instead of you know, real building materials.
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isnt that right posted:Life sized legos are just bricks Can regular bricks do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtS52lqL5w 
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Darf posted:Something as cheap as a microwave but does the complete opposite. Got a warm six pack or a hot 2 liter bottle of pop? Throw that poo poo in there for 30 seconds and boom, instantly cold. Behold, the anti-griddle: http://cuisinetechnology.com/the-anti-griddle.php
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A suit with elasticated bits so that every movement has some form of resistance thus allowing people to exercise just through normal everyday activities.
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WastedJoker posted:A suit with elasticated bits so that every movement has some form of resistance thus allowing people to exercise just through normal everyday activities. Related - a suit that looks exactly like a nice business suit but is made of super stretchy material suitable for busting out crazy kung fu or parkour at a moment's notice.
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WastedJoker posted:A suit with elasticated bits so that every movement has some form of resistance thus allowing people to exercise just through normal everyday activities. Also combine this with sewn-in weights and heavy materials so the suit itself is about 40lbs.
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Cum App. It would come with a small device that plugs into your iPhone and can hold up to 50ml of fluid. The device would contain a laser scanner to accurately measure your cum volume. The data would then be transmitted to your phone and the app would chart your load size over time, display a list of your biggest loads, correlate load size with other variables such as masturbation frequency, caloric intake, level of physical activity etc. so you can Optimize Your Cum. There could even be a game element, maybe you could win awards or unlock premium features by accurately estimating your load size or reaching your load goals within a certain time interval. Maybe a load leaderboard that lists the biggest loads and most prolific load producers both worldwide & locally (using GPS data). The device would also measure density to ensure that you're not cheating by filling the cum receptacle with water or piss. Men with watery loads need not apply.
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A mask/helmet you can buy online that's just a copy of your own head, scaled up.
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A studio that only makes stoner comedies that are also historically accurate period pieces.
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I was thinking about the unfortunate situation of lions who get killed by farmers protecting their livestock and I had an idea inspired by poisonous mushrooms: why not spray the animals with some sort of awful nausea-inducing substance in order to make the predators who eat them sick, and also paint their fur/wool in a specific pattern so that the predators can recognize them and know not to eat them. Perhaps you could even skip the poison part and just paint them, then when they get killed you might induce an instinctual paint-fear through artificial selection.
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Sidone posted:I was thinking about the unfortunate situation of lions who get killed by farmers protecting their livestock and I had an idea inspired by poisonous mushrooms: why not spray the animals with some sort of awful nausea-inducing substance in order to make the predators who eat them sick, and also paint their fur/wool in a specific pattern so that the predators can recognize them and know not to eat them. Perhaps you could even skip the poison part and just paint them, then when they get killed you might induce an instinctual paint-fear through artificial selection. 
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I Before E posted:A studio that only makes stoner comedies that are also historically accurate period pieces. I'm trying to think of a pun to combine "historical" and "hysterical" and it's loving impossible.
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Coffee And Pie posted:I'm trying to think of a pun to combine "historical" and "hysterical" and it's loving impossible. hystorical?
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Some sort of hacking device that overides the slowdown of the gas pump for the last dollar pumped.
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Entourage set in the 60s. Old school playboy parties, banging airplane stewardesses, cameos by the rat pack, Hepburn, etc. Get on this HBO.
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I Before E posted:A studio that only makes stoner comedies that are also historically accurate period pieces. I just thought of the best name for this: Adventures in Highstory.
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Reverse panini press that turns panini's into regular sandwichs
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Open/vacant signs for university classrooms, just like what's on a bathroom door. There's probably a lot of room for abuse/whatever, but in a perfect world it would stop people from disturbing a class that's like 5 minutes from getting out.
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Hot Dog Hotline posted:Open/vacant signs for university classrooms, just like what's on a bathroom door. There's probably a lot of room for abuse/whatever, but in a perfect world it would stop people from disturbing a class that's like 5 minutes from getting out. They have those. They call them windows. 
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A device you can plug into your iPhone, so instead of charging the battery, it releases some of the battery capacity in a quick burst. It is controlled through an app called The iTazer.
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