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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Dirt 3 is hella fun. Best racing game out there though is Forza 4 for 360, especially with all the top gear stuff.

Yes butt hat means you have to fire up a console which is kind of painful coming from a pretty decent PC. Upgrading to a GTX 500-series card and up with an SSD for games has rendered both consoles really irritating to play.

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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Dirt 3 is hella fun. Best racing game out there though is Forza 4 for 360, especially with all the top gear stuff.

I have no interest in that game other than wanting to drive around pretending I was a star in a reasonably priced car :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Get rid of all the retarded poo poo they put in Dirt and bring back the older Colin McRae Rally games.

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Get rid of all the retarded poo poo they put in Dirt and bring back the older Colin McRae Rally games.

Colin McRae died dude. I'm sorry for your loss :(

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

IDR posted:

Colin McRae died dude. I'm sorry for your loss :(

John Madden is essentially dead but there he is making a football game every year. In fact, I am almost certain "Madden" is a word with no meaning to some people who buy that game.

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

holocaust bloopers posted:

John Madden is essentially dead but there he is making a football game every year. In fact, I am almost certain "Madden" is a word with no meaning to some people who buy that game.

No no i mean Colin McRae is actually dead, his plane crashed a few years ago.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

SquirrelyPSU posted:

I have no interest in that game other than wanting to drive around pretending I was a star in a reasonably priced car :(

Its a good racing game, the Top Gear stuff is the best part though

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

IDR posted:

No no i mean Colin McRae is actually dead, his plane crashed a few years ago.

Bro I know. McCrae was a stud with that sick rear end Impreza of his.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Its a good racing game, the Top Gear stuff is the best part though

I agree, I just can't talk myself into ponying up 40 bucks to go buy it just so I can go fly a Subaru around Hammerhead :sigh:

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

holocaust bloopers posted:

Bro I know. McCrae was a stud with that sick rear end Impreza of his.

Did he drive for ford? can't remember, i thought all the fins drove Impreza's.... i secretly want an Impreza.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

IDR posted:

Did he drive for ford? can't remember, i thought all the fins drove Impreza's.... i secretly want an Impreza.

He drove for Subaru. Maybe later in his career he went with Ford. Also I'd loving kill for an un-modded 04 STi but good loving luck finding one like that.

Impreza porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59dHABgEAIw

OH GOD SO AWESOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrcvG23uJew

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Helicopter. :( He did drive for Ford as well as Citroen.

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

holocaust bloopers posted:

He drove for Subaru. Maybe later in his career he went with Ford. Also I'd loving kill for an un-modded 04 STi but good loving luck finding one like that.

Impreza porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59dHABgEAIw

OH GOD SO AWESOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrcvG23uJew

I just came a little bit...

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


IDR posted:

Did he drive for ford? can't remember, i thought all the fins drove Impreza's.... i secretly want an Impreza.

Its so much fun to drive. Even though mine doesn't have a turbo, I secretly do little woosh sounds whenever I come out of a corner :shobon:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Imprezas are great. The one I have now is my second. Turbo or not, they're fun as gently caress to drive.

Near the fuel point, there's a little parking lot with a thin layer of gravel spread over hardball. Aside from being a slightly faster route than sticking to most normal roads, it's great to get in a quick slide every now and then. Gives me a chub every time. :awesome:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I am bored as gently caress and I don't know what video game to play.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
I had an 04 WRX. It was pretty cool to be able to hammer it down an on ramp and hit 80 before you left the acceleration lane. The second you put an exhaust on it, prepare to have every boner with a remotely fast car try to race. I'll probably get a '13 or '14 WRX even though they look like Saturns.

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Imprezas are great. The one I have now is my second. Turbo or not, they're fun as gently caress to drive.

Near the fuel point, there's a little parking lot with a thin layer of gravel spread over hardball. Aside from being a slightly faster route than sticking to most normal roads, it's great to get in a quick slide every now and then. Gives me a chub every time. :awesome:

I think my next car will either be an Impreza or an Evo, As soon as i get rid of this Audi I'll be hoom free to get a car that gooes Woosh hahaha

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
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Vasudus posted:

I am bored as gently caress and I don't know what video game to play.

Space Pirates and Zombies (it's a real game)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vasudus posted:

I am bored as gently caress and I don't know what video game to play.
Red Orchestra 2. As long as your PC can play it at a high resolution, it's easy as gently caress to get K:D ratios above 5 against pubbies.

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

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Veins McGee posted:

I had an 04 WRX. It was pretty cool to be able to hammer it down an on ramp and hit 80 before you left the acceleration lane. The second you put an exhaust on it, prepare to have every boner with a remotely fast car try to race. I'll probably get a '13 or '14 WRX even though they look like Saturns.

I had that when I had a Alfa RomEo even though it was a complete peice of poo poo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
After a deployment, I almost did the very enlisted thing of dropping the money I made on a 2011 WRX. The photos of it that I took at the dealership are still on my computer. I look at them and think what life would've been like. Goddamn responsibility ruining poo poo for me.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


holocaust bloopers posted:

After a deployment, I almost did the very enlisted thing of dropping the money I made on a 2011 WRX. The photos of it that I took at the dealership are still on my computer. I look at them and think what life would've been like. Goddamn responsibility ruining poo poo for me.

About 3 years before I got out, I still didn't have a car, and always wanted a Subaru and figured it was a good time to get it since I knew I would be a poor college kid the next time the opportunity came around. Ended up with an 09 5-speed Impreza which I have had exactly 0 problems with (other than a 90 degree in Nashville where my rearview mirror decided it would fall off and take a chunk of the interior windshield with it).

e: Games chat, I always drive an Impreza in racing games, and all of my friends make fun of me because I spurn Ferraris for them most of the time.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 31, 2013

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Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

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HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

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SquirrelyPSU posted:

About 3 years before I got out, I still didn't have a car, and always wanted a Subaru and figured it was a good time to get it since I knew I would be a poor college kid the next time the opportunity came around. Ended up with an 09 5-speed Impreza which I have had exactly 0 problems with (other than a 90 degree in Nashville where my rearview mirror decided it would fall off and take a chunk of the interior windshield with it).

e: Games chat, I always drive an Impreza in racing games, and all of my friends make fun of me because I spurn Ferraris for them most of the time.

I've always driven Imprezas in racing games ever since i got my hands on Grand tarismo 2!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

IDR posted:

I've always driven Imprezas in racing games ever since i got my hands on Grand tarismo 2!

Same. When Forza 4 came out, I had the pre-order edition that came with a Ferrari or whatever instead of the STi so of course I went on eBay and paid 20 bucks for the STi unlock code.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

I am bored as gently caress and I don't know what video game to play.

Organ Trail.

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS
May 26, 2012

by angerbot
I'll never be a good driver in BF3 :lol:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS posted:

I'll never be a good driver in BF3 :lol:

bf3 owns still

yolo

get on irc more pls

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You've piqued my curiosity.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
This thread got me to reinstall Dirt 3. I drive a Cooper Countryman so tearing around some trails in "my car" is really neat.

bradass87
Mar 4, 2013

by Debbie Metallica
why am i not surprised that our resident Kaiwai GoKu AnImU gently caress drives a goddamn mini cooper

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

You've piqued my curiosity.

Look it up on Steam. Think Classic Oregon trail but escaping a zombie apocalypse.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Veins McGee posted:

I had an 04 WRX. It was pretty cool to be able to hammer it down an on ramp and hit 80 before you left the acceleration lane. The second you put an exhaust on it, prepare to have every boner with a remotely fast car try to race. I'll probably get a '13 or '14 WRX even though they look like Saturns.

That's not how they're actually going to look, dude. Those leaked photos are of a mechanical prototype; they haven't even revealed how the actual body is going to look.

But yeah, I'm going to buy an STI when they come out.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

bradass87 posted:

why am i not surprised that our resident Kaiwai GoKu AnImU gently caress drives a goddamn mini cooper

Yeah those totally japanese cars from... germany? England? Totally unlike those subarus. gently caress yeah anime.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Fart Sandwiches posted:

Yeah those totally japanese cars from... germany? England? Totally unlike those subarus. gently caress yeah anime.

Made in England, owned by BMW if memory serves.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Look it up on Steam. Think Classic Oregon trail but escaping a zombie apocalypse.

gently caress, I thought I was making fun of a typo. Instead I'm considering buying another loving game I'll never get around to playing because of this thread.

bradass87
Mar 4, 2013

by Debbie Metallica

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Yeah those totally japanese cars from... germany? England? Totally unlike those subarus. gently caress yeah anime.

my point was that only someone completely oblivious to how big of a tool they are for their tastes and likes would drive a mini cooper

not meant as an insult, just an observation. :)

be who you are and enjoy yourself!!!

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Hahahaha I've gotten so horrifically bad at Dirt 3

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

psydude posted:

That's not how they're actually going to look, dude. Those leaked photos are of a mechanical prototype; they haven't even revealed how the actual body is going to look.

But yeah, I'm going to buy an STI when they come out.

No, I think 2013s look similar to Saturns.

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
cars are gay, video games are cool

(gonna look @ audi and bmw for car when i finally get a job~)

trucks are too boring to drive :(

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