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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Simply the greatest gif.

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JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

The Austrians have taken trick free kicks to a new level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO8VPwcYUS4

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
They could've/should've killed him.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

JingleBells posted:

The Austrians have taken trick free kicks to a new level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO8VPwcYUS4

I have no idea what they were hoping to accomplish there.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Looping header? That's the most generous assumption I can think of.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

JingleBells posted:

The Austrians have taken trick free kicks to a new level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO8VPwcYUS4

I can't imagine the lack of critical thinking it would take to say 'I'll be one of the kneeling down guys!'.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This reminds me of QWOP

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
This was like something out of FIFA. I kept expecting another few players to come running over to try and get involved only to fall over JT/other people on the floor.

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

CaptainRightful posted:

I have no idea what they were hoping to accomplish there.

Stopping the wall encroaching?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe


Balotelli, Niang, and El Shaarawy on the train back from Verona.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

CaptainRightful posted:

I have no idea what they were hoping to accomplish there.

Only thing I can think of is blocking the goalie's sight of the ball till it's over/beyond the wall. Madness.

Mr Right
Dec 17, 2006
First name... 'Always'
http://paddypowerblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/blog_mulumbu.gif

(too big to rehost so I never used tags)

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Please don't post gifs of attempted murder here, they're too distressing.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8q5TN9BEcs

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
That is one nice goal line clearance

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


I screamed louder at this than any of the goals/shots today.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fkS3a7x5-Q

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat

I love Eboue.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Rosicky's face hasn't grown since. His head has though.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
I want to hang out with Eboue. The old fan favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5mj0Huxajk

Also Wilshere is a good lad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCQWSXBW2b0

Machinegunboyo fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Apr 1, 2013

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
That picture of The Ox was probably taken in around 2000. :cripes:

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I really hope that's Patrice Evra's official website.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Is Arsenall-till-I-die Jack Wilshere actually a West Ham fan?

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Yep

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
heh

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
http://www.footballmanager.com/1888/

quote:

The latest addition to the world's favourite football management simulation goes back to where it all started, in the very first season of the Football League.

The latest version of the iconic football management game offers players the chance to put their skills to the test in the very first season of the English Football League. Managers are given the option of taking over any of the original 12 clubs involved in the 1888/89 season and guiding them to league and cup glory.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014


it's a sign...Di Canio will take them to the Champions League...

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010



Banter in the guardian's april fools joke (which is worth a watch)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/video/2013/apr/01/guardian-goggles-video

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
The Sun had a half decent April Fool as well:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I think this is the right place for this

“We are delighted to announce that the 2022 Qatar World Cup will be held in London, United Kingdom,” Hassan Abdulla al Thawadi, secretary general of the Qatar 2022 World Cup Supreme Committee, said at a press conference in Doha. “We’re confident that this decision will finally put to bed the concerns of football fans across the world and help ensure that the 2022 Qatar FIFA World Cup is the greatest footballing spectacle ever seen.”


http://www.qatarliving.com/node/13239761

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Adulterous Hitler posted:

I think this is the right place for this

“We are delighted to announce that the 2022 Qatar World Cup will be held in London, United Kingdom,” Hassan Abdulla al Thawadi, secretary general of the Qatar 2022 World Cup Supreme Committee, said at a press conference in Doha. “We’re confident that this decision will finally put to bed the concerns of football fans across the world and help ensure that the 2022 Qatar FIFA World Cup is the greatest footballing spectacle ever seen.”


http://www.qatarliving.com/node/13239761

The fact that it's held in Qatar is more of a joke than anything they could come up with

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Were all the pictures taken when Arsenal last won a trophy?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Unironically would love to play this.

dox
Mar 4, 2006


From Di Canio's autobiography.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


sticksy posted:

Unironically would love to play this.

Same. This:

FM April Fools posted:

Play by the original football rules
Overcome all the hurdles that managers don't need to worry about in the present game. Have an injury? Well you can't make a substitution. Think he was off-side? Think again, there's no such thing. And was that really a bad tackle? It doesn't really matter, as yellow and red cards haven't been introduced to the game yet. Overcome the challenges of Victorian football

You will experience real life problems of the era, such as; players being called up to the army leaving you with a hole in your squad and players having to retire from football with immediate effect following a serious injury.

Plus all player and staff movements from the 1888/89 season.

sounds awesome.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

vyelkin posted:

Same. This:


sounds awesome.

That does sound loving great. Question though about the army callups - does FM model this for countries like Israel and S. Korea that have mandatory conscription? I rarely play out of England/San Marino so I have no idea if there's any events for it. Would be kinda cool/annoying.

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partipo
Sep 24, 2005
participaction?

sticksy posted:

Unironically would love to play this.



Five shillings a week? You can't pay a footballer that.

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