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Chichevache posted:Go loving watch Pan's Labyrinth and don't come back till you do. Then watch the trailers/advertisement for it and see how the dodge around the whole "this film is in spanish!"
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Go watch every Del Toro movie. Especially Puss in Boots.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Go watch every Del Toro movie. But feel free to skip all the bad ones. So just watch Pan's Labyrinth and you're good to go. e: Wait, Devil's Backbone was good too.
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Are we ever gonna get Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness?
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muike posted:Are we ever gonna get Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness? Your wish is my command. http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/013/4/3/At_the_Mountains_of_Madness_by_Gato_Chico.jpg Notice: Soon...
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muike posted:Are we ever gonna get Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness? No. He's abandoned the project because of budget problems with the studio.
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^^ He recently stated that he's going to try again with Warner Brothers depending on the success of Pacific Rim. So if big Kaiju vs Robots does well, we may get some big budget Lovecraft.Dissapointed Owl posted:But feel free to skip all the bad ones. The only bad Del Toro film is Mimic. Don't watch Mimic. The best Del Toro film is Cronos. Watch Cronos. Bath in it's golden hue and thrill to it's excellent take on vampires.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:^^ He recently stated that he's going to try again with Warner Brothers depending on the success of Pacific Rim. So if big Kaiju vs Robots does well, we may get some big budget Lovecraft. Cronos looked like a good Tales From The Crypt episode.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:^^ He recently stated that he's going to try again with Warner Brothers depending on the success of Pacific Rim. So if big Kaiju vs Robots does well, we may get some big budget Lovecraft. I'd withhold any hope until the movie is actually filming since its had such a rocky time getting made. Regardless though this: Fuzzyjello posted:Your wish is my command. is fake as hell.
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Mar 31, 2013 19:27
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An all-star cast of floating building-heads.
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Heeeeeeere's Julius! Rebel without I Claudius  What's keeping that bird propped up there?  
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I haven't seen this movie but I'd like to see it remade with the same cast.
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You know I thought this was Johnny Be Good under a different name, but huh? I thought I would have run into this film at least once when I was a kid. Oh wow, 1994? That's Samuel L. Jackson on the cusp of his career breaking out, too.
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Darthemed posted:An all-star cast of floating building-heads. I thought I had seen all the supernatural killer car movies but I somehow missed one???
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I saw this when I was home sick from school as a kid. The most I can remember was that they said "Ceasar" a lot. And because I love this movie to bits and saw it again earlier this week, here's Clue!  There's an alternate without the tags (quite bit less cluttered). And because this is the Movie Posters thread.  
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I would have liked this better if they had used the actual logo for the name instead of Helvetica bullshit.
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Waffleman_ posted:I would have liked this better if they had used the actual logo for the name instead of Helvetica bullshit. I'm just sick of seeing deviantart posted here in place of actual movie posters.
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I hate this one. It's a movie, not a board game. There are people in it, not plastic pieces. This I quite like but I have absolutely no idea why it's in portrait orientation other than it's maker thinks that whitespace make everything totally arty. Works fine in landscape: 
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:
I like how misdirecting the poster is:  "Whaitaminute, this isn't a movie about sexy lady vampires. Its about an old man licking blood from the floor of public bathrooms!"
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Noxville posted:This I quite like but I have absolutely no idea why it's in portrait orientation other than it's maker thinks that whitespace make everything totally arty. Works fine in landscape: Good call, that does look better. I used to have this horizontal poster on my wall when I was a teenager:  Though this one is a bit more impressive: 
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Sheldrake posted:I used to have this horizontal poster on my wall when I was a teenager: Tom Cruise = Matthew Perry edit: VVV 
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"Could this mission BE any more impossible?!"
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This tagline is extremely confusing. "You can't make a milkshake if your mailbox is full of cotton balls!" What the gently caress are they talking about?
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Dissapointed Owl posted:"Could this mission BE any more impossible?!"  God why did I ever watch Friends.
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I could maybe put this in the funny panels thread in BSS since I came upon it in old comics, but it really fits here. Note that Dino De Laurentiis was also the guy behind the terrible Kong remake in the 80s. This guy just makes the whole thing:  Dissapointed Owl posted:"Could this mission BE any more impossible?!" I prefer "This mission... it just got a helluva lot more impossible." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9kQf_te2EA
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Lobok posted:I could maybe put this in the funny panels thread in BSS since I came upon it in old comics, but it really fits here. Note that Dino De Laurentiis was also the guy behind the terrible Kong remake in the 80s. I love that the tagline mentions the Orca "destroys sharks". It's like a child having a play ground argument came up with the whole concept and some kid said "This is just a crappy version of Jaws" and his response was "Nuh-uh! Orca could totally kill Jaws!".
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Lobok posted:
Captain Ahab there. Also Dino DeL gave us the 1982 Conan, so he rules.
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CPL593H posted:This tagline is extremely confusing. I think it's supposed to be that these guys are too busy getting in trouble at school to properly get their rocking and/or rolling started, and the 'rubber erasers' might be a reference to either specifically detention, or school in general. But it's hard to be sure.
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Cleretic posted:I think it's supposed to be that these guys are too busy getting in trouble at school to properly get their rocking and/or rolling started, and the 'rubber erasers' might be a reference to either specifically detention, or school in general. But it's hard to be sure. It's such a weird loving tagline. Just change 'rubber erasers' to 'homework' and it makes way more sense.
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Cleretic posted:I think it's supposed to be that these guys are too busy getting in trouble at school to properly get their rocking and/or rolling started, and the 'rubber erasers' might be a reference to either specifically detention, or school in general. But it's hard to be sure. DrVenkman posted:It's such a weird loving tagline. Just change 'rubber erasers' to 'homework' and it makes way more sense. It's not homework though, the guy works in a rubber eraser factory.
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effectual posted:Captain Ahab there. Also Dino DeL gave us the 1982 Conan, so he rules. Also, Evil Dead 2.
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effectual posted:Captain Ahab there. That's weird, because from what I remember, having seen this movie when I was like 6, it's a revenge flick for the orca. Like his mate and unborn orca baby get poached or whatever. And he's out for puny land-dwellers' blood.
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CPL593H posted:^^^^^I can't speak for the rest, but Parents is actually a really good movie and not at all in the class of cheese those posters suggest. Rabid Grannies is 10x better.
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Beyond sane knolls posted:That's weird, because from what I remember, having seen this movie when I was like 6, it's a revenge flick for the orca. Like his mate and unborn orca baby get poached or whatever. And he's out for puny land-dwellers' blood. Yeah I'm pretty sure the Orca actually wins and kills the guy at the end.
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Found a folder of '6000 Exploitation Movie Posters' I grabbed off an old torrent tracker ages back, will drop favourites ITT as I dig them out   It's all in the outfit here.  Lost for words.  Wouldn't get away with this ona poster these days   This is just immense and amazing, luckily it's in the folder as a huge 5000px version so I'm going to get a print ran off (click for large)
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Was clicking around IMDB for that Hail Ceaser! Movie and realized that Anthony Michael Hall was in the Dark Night Rises. Man, he really looks different now.
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The following movie has the best tagline ever. ...yeah... ...yeah, NO poo poo
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Well, I can already tell the target audience of this movie from the poster, and they might need to spelled out.
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