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therealjon_ posted:Yeah I was excited to see new VOD, but I don't really care to hear Mathew Elliot so I'll pass. Yeah, I love Horror Express and I'd love a real Rifftrax of it, but not some British guy I've never heard of repeating old MST3K lines.
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FrensaGeran posted:I've never even considered listening to the fan riffs. Is there anything worthwhile? I don't know if it counts, but I really enjoy Incognito Cinema Warriors. They also did Bloody Pit of Horror and Ghost Rider (the short about bus safety). My only problem is they take forever to release videos since it's a full-out show, and they've pretty much switched to shorts only. 
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If we're doing a service of naming riffs to avoid, please skip the abominable fan riff of "Dune."
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FrensaGeran posted:I've never even considered listening to the fan riffs. Is there anything worthwhile? Quiptracks is probably the funniest, smartest riffing group there is and nobody knows about them. They don't upload their stuff to iriffs, but it's totally worth it. Their Last Airbender riff was better than the official RiffTrax by miles. http://www.quiptracks.com e: Try the Jurassic Park and Lady in the Water ones! They're free! CrimsonAuthor fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 29, 2013 |
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Breaker Breaker is not nearly as good/insane as McBain or Buffalo Rider but it has some great jokes and really has the feel of a classic MST3K episode. Very much recommended.
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Rifftrax Twilight Journal: New Moon Only just now did I realize the Bella/Bela reference and shouted loud enough to weird out the neighbors "OH, gently caress YOU, MOVIE!" edit: The amount of heroin required to make these movies watchable on their own would make Lugosi say "Ok, I think you've had enough now." Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Mar 30, 2013 |
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I'm pretty sure the phantom armadillo from the first one is also a reference to the 1931 movie, and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Ok, finished my power through of the Twilight Rifftrax "Saga". Things I liked about the movies themselves: 1)Michael Sheen. I can't help but love him, he's so deliciously hammy when the situation calls for it. 2)That big fight at the end of the series was pretty kickass up until the "gently caress YOU" reveal. Things I liked about the riffs? Pretty much everything. And total agreement with the final "Line?" segment, I was laughing like a loon.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Things I liked about the movies: You didn't like Mustache Dad? I thought that he did a pretty good job with the lovely material he had to work with. Pixie Vampire (Alice) was also not offensively terrible. I wanna say Dakota Fanning was OK too but I can't remember anything she actually said.
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The best part is easily when we're three movies deep Evil Harpo tells his civil war story and then has a really bad and infrequent southern accent for the rest of the movies.
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I think Breaker Breaker could have been salvaged if the people involved were aware of the true backwoods horror happening in the movie. By the time yet another greasy hillbilly was trying to murder Chuck Norris with a piece of rusty farm equipment, I wasn't sure if the script originally started as The Hills Have Eyes.
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precision posted:You didn't like Mustache Dad? I thought that he did a pretty good job with the lovely material he had to work with. Oh, Mustache Dad was okay, but you could tell which side of the family Bella inherited her mumbling from. They should've cast Sam Elliot as Mustache Dad. That would've been loving amazing.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Ok, finished my power through of the Twilight Rifftrax "Saga". My favorite riff was "So....she loves him because he decided not to kill her? That's healthy."
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Mike Nelson on Twitter posted:What's next for RiffTrax? Let's just say we heard the voices of the people who said "more Marjoe Gortner/Red Buttons films, please!" Um. Ok.
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I watched the old MST3K episode "Girls Town" last night and heard the "....line?" phrase. Is that the earliest use of it?
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Oh, Mustache Dad was okay, but you could tell which side of the family Bella inherited her mumbling from. Sam Elliot's presence can save some lovely movies, but I think Twilight is beyond even his power.
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GreenNight posted:I watched the old MST3K episode "Girls Town" last night and heard the "....line?" phrase. Is that the earliest use of it? Season one episode "Mad Monster" Ensign_Ricky posted:Um. Ok. http://www.reelz.com/movie-friends/95830-134033/red-buttons-marjoe-gortner/ They're probably doing one of these two movies. Just from the cast list they sound like perfect '70's schlock.
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Oh, so much for a Towering Inferno/Earthquake! double feature. Of course I would love for more Marjoe in the form of Bert I. Gordon's Food of the Gods.
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Bill mentioned on Twitter that they were recording a riff for this movie as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apple_%281980_film%29 Can't wait.
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Fezz posted:http://www.reelz.com/movie-friends/95830-134033/red-buttons-marjoe-gortner/ They're both the same movie, and, yes, Viva Kneival is wonderfully awful. Great theme song though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUizg9Lly5M
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Sheldrake posted:They're both the same movie, and, yes, Viva Kneival is wonderfully awful. This is the goddamn 70s. It's like a porno. Except with Gene Kelly.
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The Ape of Naples posted:This is the goddamn 70s. It's like a porno. Except with Gene Kelly. The trailer is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yfw01nOBQs Between this and The Apple I am so happy. They can't come soon enough.
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Deadpool posted:Bill mentioned on Twitter that they were recording a riff for this movie as well. drat, I got to watch that now. Between all of the crap I watch on Netflix no wonder it was suggesting that. Speaking of Netflix, I was watching the documentary "American Grindhouse" and dear god it featured The Guy from Harlem.
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Deadpool posted:Bill mentioned on Twitter that they were recording a riff for this movie as well. As much as I love that they're getting this movie out for a wider audience, I feel about it the same way some of y'all feel about "The Room"... the Rifftrax seems redundant because the movie is so funny and strange on its own. I'm still gonna buy it though, and I hope this sets a trend of doing Cannon Films titles.
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God bless the 70s.Deadpool posted:The trailer is amazing. "I'm Tommy... Your son." "Where the hell did you come from?" This is gonna be a good one.
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Deadpool posted:The trailer is amazing. Haha, that looks hilarious. The wikipedia article has a great quote from it: Evel Knievel posted:“Before I make the jump, there’s something I’d like to say to you, that’s been bothering me for a long time. I go to Indianapolis every year to see the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as they possibly can to get a front row position. They put nitro in their cars sometimes, instead of the fuel that is intended to be in the cars so that the cars will go faster…and they do, for five or ten laps. And then they blow all to hell. And you people, you kids, if you put nitro in your bodies in the form of narcotics, so that you can do better, or so that maybe you think that you can do better, you will for about five or ten years, and then you’ll blow all to hell.” That's not just some 70s drug PSA shoehorned in by the way, one of Knievel's trademarks in real life was making speeches like that before his jumps. Another one of his trademarks was going through with jumps that he thought were unsafe because "When you give your word to somebody that you're going to do something, you've gotta do it."
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How is Abraxis: Guardian of the Universe? One of the few VOD's I don't have and it's 20% off.
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therealjon_ posted:How is Abraxis: Guardian of the Universe? Just watched it again a couple days ago and it's still a fun riff. I definitely prefer it to Tourist Trap, The Bermuda Triangle, or Mesa of Lost Women.
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therealjon_ posted:How is Abraxis: Guardian of the Universe? I find it hard to watch Abraxis because despite my love for Jack Kirby, the New Gods and the decent riff the movie itself dispenses some really regressive social values all over the place and it makes it difficult for me to sit through much less enjoy.
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The Guy From Harlem was incredible.
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Probably Infected posted:Just watched it again a couple days ago and it's still a fun riff. I definitely prefer it to Tourist Trap, The Bermuda Triangle, or Mesa of Lost Women. I agree with this fully.
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:The Guy From Harlem was incredible. 100% the best VOD.
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:The Guy From Harlem was incredible. Yep, it is the best VOD and I watch it almost weekly.
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therealjon_ posted:Yep, it is the best VOD and I watch it almost weekly. It's a great riff but I don't think I could stand to watch it on a regular basis. Even if it is the movie that launched Jessica Simpson's career.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:100% the best VOD. Can you give us TWO REASONS! Just TWO REASONS!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Can you give us TWO REASONS! Just TWO REASONS! The FIRST... THE FIRST IS... well... my emotions... I'm very sensitive...
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You got TWO QUESTIONS FOR ME, TWO QUESTIONS ... I got ONE ANSWER!
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The best part about that movie is still that he hires a masseuse. Also, this was on their Facebook: 
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I think the property that brings in a million each day is the best. What is this property, Canada?
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LP97S posted:I think the property that brings in a million each day is the best. What is this property, Canada? Guy From Harlem posted:I got the money, the coke and a picture of your daughter. Time to whack it like it's never been whacked before.
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