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CapnAndy posted:Answer: Who cares? It's loving Detroit.  Unknown
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Lobok posted:Figures that the New Yorkers working at Marvel would consider Detroit full of lesser beings: Can I get some context as to why Galactus is having one of his sentry robots attack Detroit? I'm a sucker for stupid Detroit stories.
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Mar 31, 2013 23:19
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Die Laughing posted:Can I get some context as to why Galactus is having one of his sentry robots attack Detroit? I'm a sucker for stupid Detroit stories. The conquering Colonizer aliens are fighting against the High Evolutionary's New Men in a far-flung space battle for a planet and to distract Iron Man from the battle the Colonizers teleport Galactus' Punisher robot to Earth via the moon and with the two of them magnetically locked together and hurtling towards Earth Tony Stark's supercriminal girlfriend Madame Masque mistakes them for attacking nukes and with the assent of Tony Stark's android Life Model Decoy she launches the government's new Super Missile and in the ensuing blast Iron Man and the Punisher robot end up falling smack dab into a Detroit street. So y'know, nothing unusual.
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Mister Roboto posted:
Surely this is a fan comic or something? I hope I never see a retail product that uses Comic Sans.
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Lobok posted:The conquering Colonizer aliens are fighting against the High Evolutionary's New Men in a far-flung space battle for a planet and to distract Iron Man from the battle the Colonizers teleport Galactus' Punisher robot to Earth via the moon and with the two of them magnetically locked together and hurtling towards Earth Tony Stark's supercriminal girlfriend Madame Masque mistakes them for attacking nukes and with the assent of Tony Stark's android Life Model Decoy she launches the government's new Super Missile and in the ensuing blast Iron Man and the Punisher robot end up falling smack dab into a Detroit street. That was surprisingly not terribly complicated to follow. In a comic-book-only kinda way. Hakkesshu posted:Surely this is a fan comic or something? I hope I never see a retail product that uses Comic Sans. Good enough for CERN, good enough for the rest of the world 
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Hakkesshu posted:Surely this is a fan comic or something? I hope I never see a retail product that uses Comic Sans. Also, hooray for having a robot decide what the "right" laws are before choosing to uphold any of them wait what
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Apr 1, 2013 00:36
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RoboCop is not a robot!
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goatface posted:RoboCop is not a robot! But it says Robo right there in the name. If he was a cyborg, they should have called him cybocop. Actually hold on. How much would it cost to trademark cybocop?
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Hakkesshu posted:Surely this is a fan comic or something? I hope I never see a retail product that uses Comic Sans. I know that Comic Sans is based on the lettering from Watchmen.
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Jonny Nox posted:But it says Robo right there in the name. If he was a cyborg, they should have called him cybocop. I'd buy it for a dollar.
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Apr 1, 2013 05:32
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Jonny Nox posted:But it says Robo right there in the name. If he was a cyborg, they should have called him cybocop. It sounds too much like Cybercop. 
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Apr 1, 2013 08:18
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The MSJ posted:It sounds too much like Cybercop. All the best Ideas are taken.
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Apr 1, 2013 08:33
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The MSJ posted:It sounds too much like Cybercop. I still have no idea why Kaybee ever carried those things.
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Apr 1, 2013 08:57
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The one on the left has a circular saw for a hand. These are police?
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goatface posted:RoboCop is not a robot! I've just about had it with BSS and its discrimination against my people.
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The Lone Badger posted:The one on the left has a circular saw for a hand. The only way to stop bad guys with circular saws are good guys with circular saws.
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Apr 1, 2013 11:52
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a pipe smoking dog posted:The only way to stop bad guys with circular saws are good guys with circular saws. Just think of the "criminal has been... disarmed" scenes.
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Apr 1, 2013 12:58
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From FF #17: Peter Parker and Johnny Storm are roommates, and Peter is finding it a less than ideal arrangement. 
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Apr 1, 2013 13:07
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The facial expressions in that issue were awesomely bad. Do you have the panel where Peter drinks the milk?
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The MSJ posted:It sounds too much like Cybercop. Holy poo poo, that was a live action show?! I had a action figure of the green cop, it was the best loving thing ever. It had so many points of articulation and was the size of a GI Joe figure.
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Apr 1, 2013 18:12
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 No clue where this is from. Maybe one of the Electric Company ones?
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BetterToRuleInHell posted:Holy poo poo, that was a live action show?! I had one of the guy with the saw. 
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Apr 2, 2013 04:51
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No source, usual Superman being a dick.
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Was she fattened by kryptonite-laced lard? Coincidentally, Man of Steel's Lois Lane is Amy Adams. Adams was in an episode of Smallville where she played a fat girl mutated by kryptonite to have super eating powers or something. 
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Waterhaul posted:No source, usual Superman being a dick. Man, what an rear end in a top hat. He can stop a speeding train with one hand and juggle three cars with the other but he bitches because he has to carry a fat chick.
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Waterhaul posted:No source, usual Superman being a dick. What, this is the fattest girl Metropolis can supply? How disappointing.
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Call Now posted:What, this is the fattest girl Metropolis can supply? How disappointing. People had very different conceptions of how fat a human being could actually get in those days. Those magical, halcyon days.
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Yeah I think if you cracked 300 lbs. in those days you were considered the 1% of what was even possible for the human frame to endure. Those naive times...
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This guy was considered fat enough that he was part of a touring circus:  I mean ok he's a little chunky, but I could throw a rock and hit two people like that in the street these days, I certainly don't need to pay a carnival money to see one.
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 Deadpool #7
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smashpro1 posted:
Man, I kind of want that last panel of JJJ as an avatar.
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Apr 3, 2013 18:11
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Rhyno posted:Man, I kind of want that last panel of JJJ as an avatar. Watch this space. edit:   The text bubble would've been unreadable, so it's axed. If you really want, I can try to fit the bubble from the full res sample into the space, but I figured you'd just use the title text if you wanted to keep the haircuts. edit2: Bonus JJJ's disembodied head 
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Apr 3, 2013 18:43
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Gah! Nightmare fuel.
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Call Now posted:What, this is the fattest girl Metropolis can supply? How disappointing. Metropolis is the healthiest city in America, what with Superman picking random pudgy people off the ground and cracking jokes about them. "Hahaha holy poo poo and I thought that saving that sinking tanker last night was a tough deal but daaamn bitch! Next time there's an asteroid coming towards Earth I should just toss your gigantic rear end at it, breaking it right into little pieces. Earth better watch out, looks like Krypton doesn't have a monopoly on problems with red supergiants! Heard that Lex gave up on trying to design a door wide enough for you to walk through and oh Parasite took one look at you and said "are you loving kidding me?" Man you spin around on the roof of a building couple of times and people going to think that some other news company is trying to ape Daily Planet"
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Male Man posted:Watch this space. poo poo! That's disturbing and tempting as hell!
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DarkCrawler posted:Metropolis is the healthiest city in America, what with Superman picking random pudgy people off the ground and cracking jokes about them. The weird part is you'd think Superman would be somewhat understanding. 
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Apr 3, 2013 20:09
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Wow. Silver age DC really hated the portly population.
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Waterhaul posted:The weird part is you'd think Superman would be somewhat understanding. Something about that sets off a "weirdly specific fetish artwork" vibe.
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There is a rumor that Mort Weisenger was making everyone create stories based on his trip to the psychiatrist. I 100% believe it, and think that if editorial interference has to be the watchword of the day, can't it at least be like that?
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Waterhaul posted:The weird part is you'd think Superman would be somewhat understanding. It's most disappointing to see that DC was once in the habit of using stoutist slurs on their comic covers.
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