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canis minor
May 4, 2011

Sunshine89 posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I should know this, I'm half Polish), but isn't Polish written in Latin letters basically as a "gently caress you" to Russia, even though it would look simpler in Cyrillic?

I can't say - my knowledge about origins of Polish language ended in high school, however, looking at slavic languages I'm under the impression there're more using Latin alphabet than Cyrillic ones. The only Cyrillic letters we used, were yers - ъ, but overall, I'd say no. The first recorded polish sentence was written using Latin alphabet, and dates back to 13th century (if that means anything).

Some other weird (at least for me) names: Joke (Dutch), Eetu (Finnish), Lilith (English). Probably most Polish names will be weird outside Poland, as with most of names and countries - though for us polonized names are troublesome, like: Dżesika (Jessica) or Franczeska (Francesca). On the other hand, I find Russian stemming Nadzieja (Nadieżda in Russian) to be a beautiful name (Hope in English).

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Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Dekenai posted:

My mum's dentist is Dr. Meaney...

My Jr. High principle was Ms. Paine.

I also used to know twins named Zara and Tiggy. Zara is a little uncommon but I like it. However the first time I heard her mention her sister Tiggy I thought she was talking about her pet dog. It wasn't a nickname either, Tiggy was what everyone called her.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer
My 8th grade science teacher was named Sandy Sands. Not the most mentally stable of people.

Dekenai
Mar 11, 2009

Rare Collectable posted:

I also used to know twins named Zara and Tiggy. Zara is a little uncommon but I like it. However the first time I heard her mention her sister Tiggy I thought she was talking about her pet dog. It wasn't a nickname either, Tiggy was what everyone called her.

Knew a girl called Antigone (pronounced 'an-TIG-on-nee' - Greek name), we called her Tiggy for short...

All four of my brother's kids have either a first or second name taken from Star Trek. Nothing terribly embarrassing, but he and his wife are such nerds.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

eithedog posted:

I can't say - my knowledge about origins of Polish language ended in high school, however, looking at slavic languages I'm under the impression there're more using Latin alphabet than Cyrillic ones. The only Cyrillic letters we used, were yers - ъ, but overall, I'd say no. The first recorded polish sentence was written using Latin alphabet, and dates back to 13th century (if that means anything).

Some other weird (at least for me) names: Joke (Dutch), Eetu (Finnish), Lilith (English). Probably most Polish names will be weird outside Poland, as with most of names and countries - though for us polonized names are troublesome, like: Dżesika (Jessica) or Franczeska (Francesca). On the other hand, I find Russian stemming Nadzieja (Nadieżda in Russian) to be a beautiful name (Hope in English).

I can't help but wonder if it's because Poland was a Catholic nation while the Rus were Orthodox. During that time period, literacy was generally limited to priests, as most people were otherwise not educated. Catholic priests, of course, learning Latin and being required to use Latin during mass.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
^^^I could see that happening, it's supposed to have been a major factor in why the latin alphabet became so widespread.

EDIT: Deleted the name because when I googled it it ended up giving way too much personal info on the person since it's one-of-a-kind. One of the best maulings of an existing name I had seen, too. :smith:

Ugly In The Morning has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Mar 29, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Can I just say that, while I completely understand why someone might think "Destiny" is a cool name for their kid, it makes me think of strippers? Especially if you, like the charming teenager who I encountered today, choose to spell it "Deztini."

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

bringmyfishback posted:

Can I just say that, while I completely understand why someone might think "Destiny" is a cool name for their kid, it makes me think of strippers? Especially if you, like the charming teenager who I encountered today, choose to spell it "Deztini."

The fact it ends in -tini makes it sound like the name of a drink made with a several florescent colored liqueurs.

merricat blackwood
May 10, 2009
My niece is eight. Her name is Allison - Allison Chains (last name). My brother needs to die.

Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do

Dekenai posted:

Knew a girl called Antigone (pronounced 'an-TIG-on-nee' - Greek name), we called her Tiggy for short...

An a very old name at that. Were her parents classics majors or something?



At work recently, I encountered a Christinah Coker. The extra h just makes no sense to me, and while I know a Coker is an actual profession from back in the day, it still sounds funny to me.

Dekenai
Mar 11, 2009

Axiem posted:

An a very old name at that. Were her parents classics majors or something?


They may have been, but her siblings had comparatively normal names. Me, I did end up being a Classics major, and both my own kids' middle names are straight out of Greek mythology (Andromache and Atreides - that one's also influenced by Dune, from their Dad's sci-fi weirdness). In my defence, their first names are not strange and their surname is pretty common, so I thought I could get away with something unusual if I kept it to their middle name...

InEscape
Nov 10, 2006

stuck.

Dekenai posted:

They may have been, but her siblings had comparatively normal names. Me, I did end up being a Classics major, and both my own kids' middle names are straight out of Greek mythology (Andromache and Atreides - that one's also influenced by Dune, from their Dad's sci-fi weirdness). In my defence, their first names are not strange and their surname is pretty common, so I thought I could get away with something unusual if I kept it to their middle name...


Oh god tell me his name is Paul Atreides [Lastname]. That would be perfect.

Ms. Happiness
Aug 26, 2009

Had a kid who's mom came to pick up scripts filled at the pharmacy I worked at with a first name of "My Luv."

Kid was a boy...he's going to have so much trouble in school. :(

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL

Tritanomalicious posted:

Also, my name is Krzysztof. It's an extremely common Polish name and is (obviously, I think) equivalent to Christopher, but unfortunately, it's difficult, if not impossible for a non-Slavic language speaker to pronounce. Usually, I get "Kristo" or "Kristoff". The latter is what most of my friends call me. One guy I went to high school with thought, for years, that my full name was "Kris Dof".

This reminds me, I was talking to a coworker and they told me their Polish name and for the first time in my life, I couldnt even start to pronounce it back to them. I can hear and handle most anything, but the Polish threw me for a loop.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
My father-in-law's last name is Tubb. He's very fat.

dolemite01
Mar 14, 2008

Krispy Kreme Aficionado
Isn't near as bad as some of these but my son has a classmate, Ithan. Instead of Ethan. I never understood why if you're going to an already 'established' name why bother jacking with the spelling. That poor kid is forever going to have to tell people 'Ithan' with an 'I'.

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

Tricerapowerbottom posted:

This reminds me, I was talking to a coworker and they told me their Polish name and for the first time in my life, I couldnt even start to pronounce it back to them. I can hear and handle most anything, but the Polish threw me for a loop.

I had a Russian coworker a few years ago whose last name was Mukhamedzenova. I never had any issues with it, but it gave several of our coworkers absolute fits when they would have to try and pronounce it. Eastern European languages have a lot of sounds in them that just don't happen in English. A big one for most native English speakers is the voiceless uvular fricative like the kh in my coworker's name. You know, like in "It's Chaa-nu-kah! Ya gotta chuh when you say it!"

One of my professors in college was a delightful older Scotsman who went on a long rant about that, although he misidentified it as a glottal stop, which English actually does have. I remember in particular him shouting "Margaret Thatcher wouldn't know a glottal stop if she found it in her morning oatmeal!"

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

dolemite01 posted:

Isn't near as bad as some of these but my son has a classmate, Ithan. Instead of Ethan. I never understood why if you're going to an already 'established' name why bother jacking with the spelling. That poor kid is forever going to have to tell people 'Ithan' with an 'I'.

And when he says "Ethan with an 'I'" people would probably write down "Ethin."

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

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dolemite01 posted:

Isn't near as bad as some of these but my son has a classmate, Ithan. Instead of Ethan. I never understood why if you're going to an already 'established' name why bother jacking with the spelling. That poor kid is forever going to have to tell people 'Ithan' with an 'I'.

:downs: :byodame: because my special snowflake's name is more unique and memorable that way!!! :byodame: :downs:

People are retards.

InEscape
Nov 10, 2006

stuck.
The curator of the American Museum of Natural History is named Mordecai-Mark Mac Low, which may or may not be awesome, I haven't decided. I wonder what people call him for short? Mordecai-Mark is pretty unwieldy.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

InEscape posted:

The curator of the American Museum of Natural History is named Mordecai-Mark Mac Low, which may or may not be awesome, I haven't decided. I wonder what people call him for short? Mordecai-Mark is pretty unwieldy.

I would absolutely call him MorMar, whether he liked it or not.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

InEscape posted:

The curator of the American Museum of Natural History is named Mordecai-Mark Mac Low, which may or may not be awesome, I haven't decided. I wonder what people call him for short? Mordecai-Mark is pretty unwieldy.

Mork-Mark-Mac? He needs a hired thug named Michael with an unassuming demeanor. Meek Mook Mike.

Tritanomalicious
Mar 14, 2008

A dog, A barrel... RIDICULOUS!

dolemite01 posted:

Isn't near as bad as some of these but my son has a classmate, Ithan. Instead of Ethan. I never understood why if you're going to an already 'established' name why bother jacking with the spelling. That poor kid is forever going to have to tell people 'Ithan' with an 'I'.

Wait, so it's pronounced Ethan? I would look at his name written down and say "Eye-than", which isn't necessarily a bad name. Although, I guess I can see getting the classic pronunciation from it, but in English (at least American English), most people wouldn't pronounce an I at the beginning of a word as "ee", but more likely the long or short "I" sound. In fact, I'd call him "It-han".

Also, I don't get as angry about names as some people here, and I can accept some made-up/non-traditional names, but people need to understand that people will have to spell/pronounce them. I really, really don't have a problem with you naming your kid Jayden. Some kids will make fun of the name, but kids can be total assholes. But please, don't expect me to look at "Geaodaun" and immediately know how you want that to be pronounced.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Tritanomalicious posted:

Wait, so it's pronounced Ethan? I would look at his name written down and say "Eye-than", which isn't necessarily a bad name. Although, I guess I can see getting the classic pronunciation from it, but in English (at least American English), most people wouldn't pronounce an I at the beginning of a word as "ee", but more likely the long or short "I" sound. In fact, I'd call him "It-han".

She could have just called him Ifan, which is a Real Name. It's pronounced Evan, but most people outside Wales would just say If-ahn, and if he was asked about it, he could be all "Yeah it's Welsh :smug:" and everybody would be terribly impressed or something. Okay, I actually just really like that name and want to bring it up whenever possible.

I read an article about a little girl with Down Syndrome once. She lived in Australia and her name was Caoimhe. It's pronounced "Keeva". I think it's a lovely name, but I imagine having to constantly explain it to people will be especially frustrating for her. :(

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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dolemite01 posted:

Isn't near as bad as some of these but my son has a classmate, Ithan. Instead of Ethan. I never understood why if you're going to an already 'established' name why bother jacking with the spelling. That poor kid is forever going to have to tell people 'Ithan' with an 'I'.

Not as bad as Ithan, but one of my friend is named Cheyne. Pronounced exactly like Shane. We call him "Chay-nee" and "Cheyenne" a lot.


I would pronounce this something like "cai-OOM-hay" for some reason. I will never understand Gaelic pronunciation. I agree that it's a nice name with the pronunciation, but explaining it's spelling and pronunciation would be a nightmare for anyone who had it if they didn't grow up in an area with a large Irish population.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Avshalom posted:

I read an article about a little girl with Down Syndrome once. She lived in Australia and her name was Caoimhe. It's pronounced "Keeva". I think it's a lovely name, but I imagine having to constantly explain it to people will be especially frustrating for her. :(

My maternal grandparents volunteered at a center for mentally challenged kids (craft projects, stories, the like) and they often mentioned especially weird names to me. The only one I can remember off the top of my head was a little girl names Alessandrica who was obsessed with my paternal grandfather's arm hair.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I would pronounce this something like "cai-OOM-hay" for some reason.
I'd go with the Chinese "tsao" pronunciation myself, complete with the melodramatic intonation you get in those Koei games.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
And at first I thought it was "Cow-Meh."

See what this poor kid will have to put up with? :(

EtchaSketch
Jul 17, 2002
The girl can lay as flat as possible while still getting the hole to your dick, thus elevating her ass slightly. Then, tuck in your abs and extend your tongue to the clit/surrounding areas.
I once delivered a pizza to a man named Don Johnson. There was Testarossa in the drive way. When I asked him if he was the Don Johnson he shut the door in my face without getting change.

Luckily he handed me a $50 for a meal that was less than $20.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

Rochallor posted:


And almost every business in the town of Richmond, IN is under the thumb of one man. Here's one of his billboards:



This is the first time I've looked at it in years and I finally noticed the 800-RAPER on the left.

RV business owners tend to have the worst names. There's a Dick Gore where I live.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Someone in my area is named Gay Coon

She's really really old

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
There's a real estate guy in town named John John. His signs used to be freaking everywhere.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
I went to highschool with a guy who renamed himself Krow Sorrow. He wore big anime goggles with Biohazard symbols on the lenses.

No. 3 - The Calhoun
Oct 13, 2004

Everyone loves a slow loris!
My boyfriend went to school with a Bartleby, which was surprisingly not a very common name in the Highlands during the 80s. Poor kid.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

No. 3 - The Calhoun posted:

My boyfriend went to school with a Bartleby, which was surprisingly not a very common name in the Highlands during the 80s. Poor kid.

Maybe the parents were Melville fans? At least they didn't name him Moby. Or
Ishmael.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

All on Black posted:

Maybe the parents were Melville fans? At least they didn't name him Moby. Or
Ishmael.

"Ishmael Bartleby" is the kind of name that really needs to be followed with something like "and his Fantastic Talking Tiger".

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
Not a name I personally came across, but my sister-in-law works in a hospital in Philadelphia. One day she met a little girl who, when asked to write her name down, wrote down "La-a"

Of course, my sister-in-law had no idea how to pronounce this thing. She asks her and the little girl says "Ladasha, cause the dash ain't be silent."

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

Not a name I personally came across, but my sister-in-law works in a hospital in Philadelphia. One day she met a little girl who, when asked to write her name down, wrote down "La-a"

Of course, my sister-in-law had no idea how to pronounce this thing. She asks her and the little girl says "Ladasha, cause the dash ain't be silent."

bringmyfishback posted:


[BB EDIT] Don't post a Le-a or A-a (Ledasha, Adasha) type name. No one has ever been named that. If someone told you they met someone with that name they are lying to you and are probably racist. [/BB EDIT]

1/11/13 EDIT: Anyone posting forms of the names above, or similar stupid racist poo poo that everyone knows is not true, will be reported to the mods because goddammit read, that's why. If you do so, you'd better have proof- photographs, birth announcement, articles written by actual news outlets. See this post for an example of what I mean. Or check http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp if you're not sure whether to post or not.

Also don't post "Abcde" at all. It's causing too many fights.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
Haha probably should read stuff like that before I post like a moron

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Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

Not a name I personally came across, but my sister-in-law works in a hospital in Philadelphia. One day she met a little girl who, when asked to write her name down, wrote down "La-a"

Of course, my sister-in-law had no idea how to pronounce this thing. She asks her and the little girl says "Ladasha, cause the dash ain't be silent."

Haha, your brother married an open racist!

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