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Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Hoops posted:

My friend's been doing that job (not Opta) for a living for a few months now, watches a ton of games from all over the world. I asked him recently if he had gained any insight about football from doing in-depth analysis on so many games all the time. He just shrugged.

I imagine that he'd be so occupied keeping up with the game (drawing passes, identifying players, etc) that it'd be impossible to learn much. Something about not being able to see the forest for the trees.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I imagine Opta has some backroom of analysis goons that actually do gain some insight into the game. The click-a-button grunt probably hate their job.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


:laffo:

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeGA7sA8HDw

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I am loving stunned Toploader are still going, and are still milking that song.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

Eau de MacGowan posted:

I am loving stunned Toploader are still going, and are still milking that song.

There was a brief resurgence in popularity due to Four Lions I think.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

blue footed boobie posted:

https://twitter.com/jamosfoundation/status/319102300251631617

David James tweeted that he's signing for Icelandic club IBV as player-coach. IBV is apparently located on an island off of Iceland with 4,000 inhabitants. They play here:



This is gorgeous

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
That reminded me of this.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

tetsman posted:

That reminded me of this.



That's every single pitch I played on from u11s to u15s, including the slope.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

This is the best photo from that book.

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii
Is it Juventus who have that death-trap body of water near their training ground that a few people have died in?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

mikewozere posted:

Is it Juventus who have that death-trap body of water near their training ground that a few people have died in?

It's in their training complex, there's a man made lake. If Im remembering it right there was an incident when two of their U-15 players drowned trying to get a ball out of it.

e: I was curious so I looked it up; it's right on the edge of their facility: https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Juve...rin,+Italy&z=17

Gigi Galli fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Apr 4, 2013

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRB630S3ak

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

trem_two posted:

That was interesting, I was always curious about how the Opta sausage is made.

Fair play to the fella who set that all up but I'd end up shooting myself if that was my working day

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



That would destroy my enjoyment of football. I can spend a Sunday watching football for 12 hours straight starting at 5AM and it's an awesome day, but if that was my work day I would hate it in no time.

I think it's kinda like how people think being a game tester is a dream job when in reality it's tedious and lame.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Crosspost from the South American thread:

Nacional of Uruguay showed their new flag today against Toluca (MEX), it's 600X50 metres.

partipo
Sep 24, 2005
participaction?

Hoops posted:

My friend's been doing that job (not Opta) for a living for a few months now, watches a ton of games from all over the world. I asked him recently if he had gained any insight about football from doing in-depth analysis on so many games all the time. He just shrugged.

I feel like Brian Clough would have loving hated Opta.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Yossi...

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Hand eye coordination a key element needed in a job where you watch football games all day long? thanks for the skills endless hours of video games, you finally came in handy for something.

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

I hope Torres wears that thing for a while and keeps scoring because I find the idea of him reviving his reputation as a masked, goal-scoring alter-ego quite amusing.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Polidoro posted:

Crosspost from the South American thread:

Nacional of Uruguay showed their new flag today against Toluca (MEX), it's 600X50 metres.


I didn't notice it wrapping all the way up the sides at first. That's loving awesome.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Bubble-T posted:

I hope Torres wears that thing for a while and keeps scoring because I find the idea of him reviving his reputation as a masked, goal-scoring alter-ego quite amusing.

I was calling him Zorres the whole match today. In the next FIFA update they should add the mask to him and boost his stats a huge amount for a while.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Gigi Galli posted:

I didn't notice it wrapping all the way up the sides at first. That's loving awesome.

Yeah, the picture is kinda crappy but I couldn't find a better one, it covers three of the four stands completely.
Here's a video of it coming down that shows it better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhvcZvGgrOA

e:
You can see Peņarol's little flag in this other video, but it only covers two stands :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bUPw0bZzIU

Polidoro fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Apr 5, 2013

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqlpWUe5DrE

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
From Micah Richards instagram:

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
Footballers literally fighting with Police, kinda funny, kinda not especially since I can't tell if that's a real gun being pointed at a player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_LfG7v5cjw


This article gives a bit of background http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...es-8559962.html

quote:

Violent scenes in Brazil after Atletico Mineiro beat Arsenal overshadow Ronaldinho show in the Copa Libertadores

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


Nothing beats playing footie on a swamp.

polydizzle
Sep 13, 2004

Brighterday posted:

Footballers literally fighting with Police, kinda funny, kinda not especially since I can't tell if that's a real gun being pointed at a player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_LfG7v5cjw


This article gives a bit of background http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...es-8559962.html

That's for sure a real shotgun, maybe not shells but beanbag, but yeah, a real fire arm.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
They were rubber bullets. It was ugly. But that's South American football for you. People might remember a similar altercation between players and police at the last Copa Sudamerica. Although this one was certainly more severe and violent.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The incident between Tigre and Sao Paolo? well that didn't happen on camera so we really couldn't know, the Tigre players said they were attacked by the police in the dressing room and the police said it was the other way around.

They really should do something about matches between Brazilian and Argentinian teams.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Uh,

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery/2013/apr/05/chelsea-demba-ba



cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-chelsea-kit-amazing-video-1813810







This is the greatest thing, Yves Klein would approve. e. beaten, bah gawd.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

loving blue oval office.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
They trying to tie in with Arrested Development coming back?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

cadfael posted:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-chelsea-kit-amazing-video-1813810







This is the greatest thing, Yves Klein would approve. e. beaten, bah gawd.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
To be fair, this picture of Juan Mata is legitimately incredible:

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
There are 40 shots of it here, and some are pretty awesome.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

onoflalks posted:

They trying to tie in with Arrested Development coming back?


I wonder if anyone has checked Eva Carneiro for blue handprints.

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Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley




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